>be God
>create a literal "Get Out of Hell Free" card with your name on it
>all you need to do is accept it
>you spit in his face, rip the card in two, and take to /his/ to let everyone know how much you HATE the Lord
No, I have zero sympathy for you. You're so much trash in my eyes, and you fully deserve the torment that awaits you in Hell.

Bad news, dawg... only those in hell can wish hell to others.

>>17845472 (OP)
>Get Out of Hell Free card

You know that's from a game right. it's not real and thus is a pretty shitty metaphor

>>17845472 (OP)
Who's sending them to Hell?

>>17845472 (OP)

>>17845515
They themselves are. They chose Hell.

>>17845531
Evolution is mathematically impossible, by the way.

>>17845515
straight people

>>17845535
Wait so hell is literally a burning pit of sulfur and not a metaphor for the disconnection of God's grace? It's LITERALLY a burning tire pit? Lmao.

>>17845472 (OP)
How do I hate God? I simply don't believe he exists.

>>17845472 (OP)
>be God
>create Hell
>"Bad thing is good thing but also bad but also good which is why it's good that I did it but bad that you're going there but good that I send you there but bad that you end up there but good justice but bad mercy but--"
>I'm omnipotent, just remove that from the record, I sound like a retard

>>17845531
now actually try saying that face to face

>>17845724
You're saying this like it would be a challenge, I would gladly tell that to someone's face, I HAVE told that to people's faces followed by both of us waxing poetic about the nature of God and our respective philosiphies, you should go out more anon.

>>17845472 (OP)
God despairs when sinners reject Him, and is happier to see one sinner return to His fold than to see 100 believers remain faithful. Why does that which causes God anguish make you happy?
Also, you're brown.

>>17845472 (OP)
>Be god
>Allow pedofiles to exist
>Allow animal torturers to exist
>Allow Jews to exist
>Send all of the above to heaven if they apologize
Bad god. I'll pick Odin instead.

>>17845724
But he’s not saying allah is fake.

>>17845472 (OP)
which god? Why should I beleive in your god over any other? Most have some form of punishment.

>>17845537
being bad at math isnt proof.

>>17846221
>>17846101
>>17845722
>>17845711
>>17845531
Tick tock.

Those demon cocks just got fatter

>>17845472 (OP)
Why should I believe that any of that stuff exists just because it's written down on some old scrolls, or allegedly shown to someone in visions only they experienced? Why should I believe it over any other religion when they also have old scrolls and private revelations?

>>17845472 (OP)
You're an idiot

>>17845531
Good post

>>17845724
I can easily tell people in person that I'm an atheist

>>17845472 (OP)
Sky daddy.

>>17845472 (OP)
The Jewish god is doing a very bad job trying to convince me he exists.

>>17845531
They all believe God exists, otherwise they wouldn't get so mad about Christians and making all these memes. Where's the same meme about scientology and their beliefs? Oh yeah, it doesn't exist because it's too obvious to everyone with a brain that they believe in insanity that it's not even worth meming about.

>>17845472 (OP)
Do you fags still not realize Hell is a medieval creation? Do you really think you're gonna burn in fire forever, that's so stupid. Wouldn't God come up with a better more profound punishment than literally just fire?

>>17845472 (OP)
>all you need to do is accept it
Terms and conditions may apply

>>17845472 (OP)
>The almighty omnipotent omnibenevolent infinitely wise God, to whom we are mere ants
>THE MOST IMPORTANT THING IS THAT YOU *SUCK UP TO ME* YOU ABSOLUTELY MUST PRAISE ME, LITERALLY KISS MY FEET
>OR I WILL TORTURE YOU FOR ALL OF ETERNITY!!1!

You fell for it, didnt you?

>>17845537
>>17846225
evolution being random is the psy-op.

>>17846376
>>17846407
>>17846902
>>17847766
>>17847793
>>17847806
Have fun burning.

>>17847893
you're the one who'll burn
you got tricked by Satan bro

>obey and adore me
>or I will torture

Why does your loving divine transcendent perfect god can't act any better than a cosmic Kim Jong Un lol

>>17845472 (OP)
Show us your card

>>17846349
Let me guess, your father mocked you after beating you and pretendes it eas for your own good and not just being sadist.

>>17848373
All these people are projecting, they are douches.

>>17845472 (OP)
Good analogy, but a terrible lack of charity. You’re supposed to want the most evil person in the world who’s wronged you personally to repent and go to heaven.

>>17845472 (OP)
I will NEVER worship your DEMON god (little g). I spit.

>>17849212
Love your neighbor as yourself.

>>17845472 (OP)
>No, I have zero sympathy for you.
Why? You were the same at some point. Is it possible you just hate your prior self and atheists remind you of it?

>>17845531
Honest question - what do you think this added to the discussion? Or like how did this elaborate on OP's point? I'm genuinely confused.

>>17845472 (OP)
If I was god id laugh and save him anyways. Its cute when they think they have power ;)

>>17845472 (OP)
I don't respect you neither christgolem

>>17845472 (OP)
>be god
>it has been 12387981738947389178931 years since last throwing in all those humans
>tfw still sitting there watching them
all loving btw
it makes sense because its illogical

>>17847852
I am the true vine, and my Father is the gardener. He cuts off every branch in me that bears no fruit, while every branch that does bear fruit he prunes so that it will be even more fruitful

>>17848409
>Let me guess, your father mocked you after beating you and pretendes it eas for your own good and not just being sadist.
Nope. You're retarded.
>>17849605
>all loving btw
You seem confused. God doesn't love people burning in Hell. Are you retarded? (Yes.) Enjoy Hell.

Sun that is, hope is the real hell.