>be Demiurge
>create a literal "Enslave Your Soul Free" card with your name on it
>all you need to do is reject it
>you suck his toes, eat the card, and take to /his/ to let everyone know how much you LOVE the Demiurge
No, I have zero sympathy for you. You're so much trash in my eyes, and you fully deserve the torment that awaits you in the matter prison