Any /his/ conspiracy theories you believe in?

>>17846796 (OP)
That the French and Russians started WW1 I believe.

>>17846796 (OP)
Canaanite religion infiltrating Yawehism to turn Jews into Baal/Moloch worshipers

>>17846796 (OP)
George Washington was another of Zeus’s bastard children

>>17846796 (OP)
Yeah, some weirdos keep trying to convince me that god is real and is going to burn me in hell if I dont believe it and a bunch of other religious stuff, and it all sounds a lot like a mafia protection racket, "join our club and pay your dues or something really bad could happen to you"

>>17846796 (OP)
Hebrews did the Bronze Age Collapse

>>17846878
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jebusites Jebus?

>>17846904
That's just a fact

>>17846796 (OP)
pretty sure Paul Sauvé was assassinated because he stole the Liberal Party of Quebec's entire platform from underneath their feet as Duplessis died. Oh, and also bashed the feds head in over education, pursuing the dream of virtual autonomy from the feds in quest of independence.
They couldn't stand another decade of irrelevance - literally, as their supporters and financial support was drying up - and had him poisoned, leading to his heart attack.

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>>17846989
The Jews were pretty damn irrelevant until the 19th century. The Bible's literally them coping and seething about getting crushed by yet another Empire.

>>17847009
Jews are post-phoenician and were relevant as bankers during Middle Ages (creating the Venice collapse) and Renaissance and so on

I unironically believe that picrel psyop'd a young, highly impressionable Washington into delivering that cease & desist to the French with the hope that it would kick off renewed conflicts between France and England solely so that he could capitalize on his land claims in the Ohio Valley. In other words, this nigga made a bad investment and started a fucking world war in an effort to recuperate his money.

>>17847084
Land speculations, smuggling an piracy probably played a larger role in the outbreak of the Revolution than ideals.

The American establishment was ambivalent if not outright supportive of socialism/communism since the 1910s
Not because the "the Jews" but because the elites knew they could benefit from a system of total government control over the economy if they could maneuver their way to the top of it.

>>17846796 (OP)
Helen of Troy was in Egypt the entire war and the war was waged over nothing.

The fact that there was a real Helen and she never made it to Troy having lived in Egypt is plausible to me.

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>>17847258
Unironically true
It's why Ford was cucked by American law to prioritize the well-being of his creditors' investments rather than his employees' or his customers'. It kind of made him veer off the deep end too. He went full on schizo afterward.

>>17846796 (OP)
Concave Earth. I don't believe in it but I'm glad it exists out there.

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>>17847258
You can read Ben Barr Lindsey's "The Beast" for free, if you're actually interested in how business concerns control politics in the US. Most of Lindsey's writings dwell on the issue eventually.

The methods have not actually changed much between then and now.

>>17847301
Is there anything we can take away from that philosophically in between maniacal plots to bring it down?

>>17847326
I understand the most positive take-away from the book is that crowd-funding senatorial candidates work, because it pays for the campaign and motivates the people who paid for his campaign to also vote for their candidate.
Even the Jewish PAC can't spend enough on smear campaigns to counter the sunken cost fallacy.

>>17847336
I wonder when we'll see the first antizionist senator of the new era

>>17847377
Probably never, unless Elon pays their defense against slap suits the way Thiel funded Hulk Hogan.

>>17847384
Elon loves zionism unfortunately.

>>17847394
Elon's not a "Hitler did nothing wrong because the Shoa was an act ordained by god in order to bring about Israel."-type Nazi.

>>17847416
He's not a nazi at all. The magnitude of clicks and engagement he got for almost zero nazi behavior (including right now!) shows its power as a pop totem.

>>17847427
He's pretty public about his stance towards the JQ and favours Nazis without hedging his bets.

>>17847451
He's to the right of Stalin on free speech, yes. That isn't nazism. No idea what your last bit means, there are no nazi parties to favor (AFD are not nazis) and thus no bets to hedge.

>>17846796 (OP)
jesus was actually alexandros ii, son of herod the great and mariamne

>>17846796 (OP)
Women have never truly been oppressed.

>>17848007
you pencil necks are lucky Ned Ludd, Robin Hood and Darth Vader exist (get it?) so you can argue Jesus doesn't exist. There were definitely prophets like him, I don't see the point of arguing the historicity of something known to be similar but different from mythology.

>>17848026
What?
Alexandros' name was altered to hide his identity as a Judean royal after Jerusalem’s destruction. He emerged from hiding after Herod's death to claim his Hasmonean throne but was betrayed and executed by pro-Roman Jews who preferred the Herodian political structure that kept politics separate from the priesthood.
>The "Massacre of the Innocents" was a retelling of Herod’s historical slaughter of his Hasmonean rivals.
>Jesus in the Temple referring to his "Father's house" meant the temple controlled by his literal father, Herod.
>The Flight to Egypt story is an allegory for Mariamne I and Herod's uncle Joseph fleeing. When Herod returned, he executed Joseph for suspected cuckoldry, explaining the Gospel Joseph's disappearance after the nativity. This episode is in Josephus.
>The "Kingdom to Come" referred to political spoils and campaign promises, not a heavenly realm.
>Alexandros’s attempted jump at the throne failed after Herod's death. His followers splintered into political Zealots and a first-century Q-Anon, creating a "sleeping hero" myth around their failed leader.
>Pauline Christianity was the merging of this qanon-style delusion with a "ha-ha we're not Jewish, don't exterminate us like you did with everyone but those at Jamnia".
>After 70 CE, intense Roman policing forced Christians to adopt coded language, later written in secret codices rather than public scrolls.
>Josephus reports that a "False Alexandros" came out of "hiding" and went to Rome to be crowned King of the Jews. Alexandros II was educated in Rome and was tutored by Asinius Pollio. The Roman investigation was superficial; they had no political motive to validate a Hasmonean claimant.
>Aristobulus III, drowned on Herod’s orders, was John the Baptist ("the Drowned"). It was instigated by Salome I, not Salome III.

>>17847009
Every group of people gets conquered. The vast majority of them get forgotten by either literally everyone and there's no trace of them, or they're forgotten by 99.9% of people and only historians and autist (large venn overlap) specifically studying a certain region at a certain period know about them.
The fact Jews are still known about means they had more impact on history than most ancient races/religions

>>17846796 (OP)
Vladimir Putin is secretly the grandson of Baron von Ungern-Sternberg and Princess Ji of Manchuria.

>>17848292
>when Jesus talks about the father he's talking about his real father
lol!

>>17848297
Any source on this? im interested

>>17846799
Anglos had something to do with it too
It was in Britain's interest to weaken the Central Powers
AH was not doing very well economically, but it was counterbalanced by Germany's rapid progress, especially post-unification.
Also with Hapsburgs as emperors, there was a risk of HRE being revived and of course England could not tolerate a Catholic Empire with a higher status occupying the heart of Europe.

>>17848296
jews are not even Israelites
pharisees were most likely Edomites, and jews are like 2-3% pharisee
the rest got wiped out by the Romans, only a tiny minority of rabbis managed to flee to Iraq where they wrote their talmud nonsense
this is just common knowledge

>>17848424
It came to me in a dream.

all of civilization is significantly older than we know
there’s a massive radiation deposit in the middle of the sahara with no explanation
I say it is from a nuclear war from a prior high tier civilization that destroyed themselves

>>17846796 (OP)
There was an ancient river that flowed from the Atlas Mountains south west before exiting in modern Mauritania. There existed a Stone Age civilization there older than Egypt which eventually succumbed to desertification

>>17846796 (OP)
>>17848560

The Mahabharata is one of the oldest stories in all of humanity’s existence, the parts involving weaponry thats similar to describing radiation (Brahmastra) and flying castles (Vimanas) signify primitive man describing things beyond his comprehension.

>ctrl-f
>no results for Yakub
/his/ is truly dead

Israeli Mossad killed Kennedy because he was going to shut down their nuke program and ever since then, American politicians have been beholden to the Jews.

>>17848560
Were they black?

>>17846799
They literally are the two powers who had the least reason to want war you tard

>>17847242
>than ideals
Almost goes without saying. The only real "ideals" that drove it were religious ones concerning tolerance (except cathtards of course) and the ideal of "were Englishmen, why the FUCK is the King stepping on our rights??"
The funny thing is that almost as soon as the Seven Years War wrapped up in '63 the King/Parliament started doing just the most dumbfuck shit concerning the colonies because nobody was actually familiar with what they were like at that point. Had King George paid even half a mind to the men that actually campaigned there against France and had come back to tell their tales he would have realized the """colonists""" were a diverse group of people from literally every corner of the Kingdom. New Englandfags were from Anglia, Southrons from the south-west and London, mixed with Scots-Irish seethers, and the Middle Colonies were a hodgepodge of DvtchBvlls and Scots just looking to create a better social model than what they saw in the slums of Britain proper. These were true Englishmen, still as attached to the Crown as the Loyalists would be in the middle of the Revolution.
Picrelated - this is the nigga that literally coined the term 'Sons of Liberty' kek but nobody heeded his warning about trying to oppress them

>>17850304
Fuck me, I forgot how shit this site is. It's my own picture

>>17847258
So…that’s why America has been autistically anti-communist for the past 100years?

Also, Capitalism/western liberalism is a much easier system to monopolize power in

>>17850310
Was America really anti communist or were they just anti Russian? They obviously didn't give a shit about arming insurgents who were just as bloodthirsty as the ones backed by commies.

>>17846796 (OP)
>Any /his/ conspiracy theories you believe in?

I don't know if this is counts as a conspiracy, maybe just a competing hypothesis, but I'm a growing believer in the "Out of (South) East Asia" model of human origin. Not that there weren't humans migrating out of Africa, but our 'earliest modern ancestors' originated somewhere south of China, or at the very least the 'novel modern human' is a product of constant waves of migration outbreeding caused by humans coming out of Africa and Southeast Asia.

>>17850302
France loves general european wars and was absolutely out for revenge for the Franco-Prussian Wars. The Gaul loves wars. The idiots beyond the Great Anti-French moat can not comprehend this simple truth, even though they themselves are always ready to fight a War in the Middle East.
Russia wanted a Pan-Slavic Empire that included the slav parts of Hungary. They had been heavily investing into unsettling all the Southern Slavs on the Balkans, were the protectors of both Montenegro, Serbia and Bulgaria, had fought Turkey for control of the european parts of of their Empire approximately 25 times already. They were looking to make it stick this time around.
Their Pan-Slavic policy also was on a direct collision course with the Austrian one, which settled on solving their internal slav problems by simply conquering all the squabbling petty kingdoms along their border.

>>17846796 (OP)
Rasputin lives and is now the secret leader of Russia

>>17846796 (OP)
The FDR administration was completely fine with, and de facto encouraged, the Japs attacking Pearl Harbor.
Although it's possible that they expected the Japs to attack the Philippines instead of touching US soil

>>17848560
>all of civilization is significantly older than we know
Then how come 80% of the world population is barely smarter than a bonobo?
Surely we would have had plenty of time to evolve if civilisation started a long time ago

>>17846796 (OP)
Conspiracy theory? You make no sense. Historically we need to die for Israel

>>17846806
Not very plausible. Yahweh was the local war god before the Jews started worshipping him exclusively, so all the genocidal/murdery stuff is because of that.

>>17847258
I would disagree with that. There was a lot of support for Communism because it was one theoretical pathway to the fulfilment of the paradoxical ideals of the American and French revolutions of the 18th century, particularly personal liberty and social equality. The feeling among American elites in the early 20th century was that their society was a work in progress, but that an equilibrium of liberty and equality for all was its inevitable end state. Communism, to them, was a method of speeding that process up and forcing what they felt was inevitable to happen sooner and with less conflict.

>>17850310
America hasn't been "autistically anti-Communist for the past 100 years". In the 1920s and 1930s there were a lot of prominent, wealthy Americans and American corporations who worked closely with the Soviet Union to develop and test new agricultural and industrial machinery. The middle ranks of the Roosevelt and Truman administrations of the 30s and 40s were also full of people who sympathized greatly with the Soviet Union and its ideology.

>>17851532
That's fairly well-attested. Specifically, it is said that Roosevelt spent 1939-1941 trying to provoke Germany into declaring war, including by sending American arms and munitions to Britain, protecting British convoys using the US Navy, actively hunting German submarines in the Atlantic, and sending American troops to take over the British occupation of Iceland. When all of that failed to provoke Hitler into declaring war, Roosevelt doubled down on his other gambit instead, which was to provoke Japan into attacking the US and getting Germany into the war that way. It's also why, even though Japan attacked the US, the US prioritized defeating Germany - that was the real target all along.

>>17850302
France wanted a war, the Russians kinda didn't and did want a war.
The Russians needed peace because their industrialization process was slow going, but once it succeeded, they would be unstoppable.
But a war would ideally bolster national unity and let them find an outlet for all the rebellious movements in their country.

But the French were extremely cognizant of the population disparity between them and Germany that was only growing larger.
A war for them would only be winnable sooner over later.

>>17846796 (OP)
not related to history directly but this board, but i believe simon salva is a 3 letter disinfo agent. anyone else

>>17852320
The US supported the Soviets because the entire WW1 Generation still harbored an irrational hatred of Germany.

>>17848454
>pharisees were most likely sodomites
ftfy

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>>17846796 (OP)
holocaust just did not happen
>>17846806
it's the other way around. canaanites were peaceful and had decent gods. the jews in their mountains away from civilization regularly practiced child sacrifice, cannibalism, and volcano worship. after the bronze age collapse these jewish barbarians took advantage of the destabilized region and conquered it brutally, with the method of genocide. they then started projecting their worst practices onto the canaanites saying that they did horrible things like child sacrifice which to this day archaeology as proven again and again never happened. notice they even said the babylonians sacrificed children. every accusation a confession.

>>17848681
What is the mainstream explanation for these stories?

>>17850237
they would have had access to the mediterranean and the now desert call the sahara would have been fertile floodplains so likely they would have been olive skinned or bronze tanned and likely a variety of shades like what we see in modern Egypt

>>17846796 (OP)
>The people who built Gobekli Tepe knew about the existence of great auks and dodos because they had sailed to the places they're native to
>René-Levasseur Island and the St. Lawrence river are depicted on the relief carvings of one of the T-shaped standing stones in Gobekli Tepe
>"Atlantis" was actually Doggerland. The account given in Plato's "Timaeus" and "Critias" match up with the timeframe in which Meltwater Pulse happened.
>The "Riphean Mountains" were actually the Altai-Sayan mountain range, and the "Hyperboreans" were native East Siberians of the same stock as the Amnya, Botai, Xiaohe, Afontova Gora, Mal'ta-Buret, and Yana cultures.
>A population living in neolithic Near East was responsible for bringing mtDNA haplogroup X2a to northeastern Canada
>certain Y-DNA lineages (including Q and R1a) are associated with a significantly higher frequency of the alleles responsible for causing endogenous tryptamine production

>>17854481
*Meltwater Pulse 1B

When Jesus died his body was thrown by Roman’s into a common ditch and forgotten…… there was no burial and hence no resurrection…

>>17846796 (OP)
Not really a conspiracy theory, but there is a theory that humans were all schizophrenic about 3000 years ago and their brains worked in double mode when the right side issued commands and the left side acted as interpreter. It's called bicameral mind. This is how people could "hear gods" inside their heads, hence why they were all religious without a doubt. Now all people that claim they believe in god(s) are just larpers who don't actually believe in god(s), because humans stopped hearing gods due to development of self-consciousness (ancients didn't had the ability of meta-reflection). Interesting thing is that modern schizos who can actually hear auditory hallucinations are more often than not fervent believers.

>>17854496
If they did that, his followers would steal the corpse and say he came back. Do you even first century bro?

>>17854520
Lmao this nigga just found out about Jaynes

>>17854542

No it couldn’t have happened. The way it worked was people who where charged with treason( like calling themselves king of Jews etc) were crucified and their bodies were let to rot on cross for a week and be eaten by scavengers before it was dumped in a ditch. That was standard practice for people who rebelled against the Empire.


There was no fucking way Jesus would have been given a burial a traditional way after crucifixion

>>17854520
Dead theory and unnecessary, you don't need schizophrenia to interpret stuff the only way you understand. Apparently visual hallucinations are not usually associated with mental illness -- they're more common in ordinary religious experiences by devout people. The growth of consciousness and humanity's literary voice is simply a product of its conceptual refinement over time, there's no mechanism by which sophisticated consciousness and ideas could've come out of nowhere during caveman days. They were built by civilization.

>>17854550
If they did that, his followers would cut the body down idiot. If someone was important enough to require 24/7 guard on his rotting corpse then they just put him in a tomb.

>>17854520
I read that one years ago. It's a beautiful theory, if nothing else.

>>17854259
This would have been way more fun if it was a we wuz theory.

>>17854554

He had no followers when he died idiot. All his followers were being hunted down and even his disciple disavowed him after the trial.

>>17854552
forgot pic

>>17854560
source: your lower colon. The pharisees and prophets were competing for the same citizens. In fact that argument is so bad, I'll accept that as your surrender.

>>17852945
Probably a bot. The fundamental problem with chatbots is their lack of structure: they don't have continuous trains of thought and there's no real reason for anything they say. The next step in their evolution would be to create simple "personalities" so a bot can blend in more easily by appearing to follow a consistent agenda. Bot people. It's scary but luckily the solution is to practice better engagement with real posters.

Most of the popular ideas about Ireland in WW2 were handcrafted by UK+USA at the behest of pissed of Zionists who were buttblasted at Irish opposition to Israel in the 50s and 60s onward.

Things like
>They sent condolences to Germany when Hitler died!
>They let German U-Boats refuel!
>They supported Nazi Germany!
>They kept their lights on for German bombers!
are all complete lies with not a single source supporting them-but are so massively considered as true that even Irish people believe them.

The valuable ancient contraceptive/medicine plant Silphium didn't go extinct due to overharvesting or climate change in Roman Cyrene (c. 1st century CE). A secretive consortium, possibly involving the Knights Hospitaller's precursors, wealthy Roman families, and North African traders, orchestrated its apparent extinction. They secured control of the last viable fields, suppressed knowledge of cultivation, and faked its scarcity to drive up prices for their hidden stockpiles, which funded early medieval power structures and provided elite access to effective birth control for centuries.

>>17846796 (OP)
No man has ever set foot on the moon. I mean it's not a conspiracy theory anymore it's a proven fact already.

>>17854819
>a proven fact
may we see it?

>>17846796 (OP)
The assassinatiom of Franz Ferdinand was an inside job

>>17854008
kek you're not wrong anon

>>17854811
what was it?

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>>17854545
Well yeah I just did, and if you all niggas here know about it then why are you still pretending to believe in God when you cannot hear God in your head?

>>17847084
It does make me how much shit in history is just started by people looking to create chaos in the hopes that they could somehow benefit in the end. Assassinations and terrorism in particular are good examples of these, especially as related to the death of Frank Ferdinand