All you do is talk about history but it's time to make history. Let's build a 4chan nation on the falkland islands!

I would literally kill myself before having to actually live with the majority or you people.

>you fuckin' people
lmao

The amount of extremist ideologues on that Island would be far too great

>>17846892 (OP)
Everyone who would want to live in a "4chan nation" should be fucking shot. I barely enjoy dealing with you retards online, who the fuck would want to deal with other Anons irl?

>>17846901
>>17846911
>>17846926
>>17846920
things are not off to a great start on 4chan island

>Le Reddit Island but for 4chinz
I'd rather be stoned to death, thanks

>>17846892 (OP)
Imagine a joint Argentinian-British force sent to murder the 4chinners.

>>17846996
I give it 5 minutes before we all start killing each other. There's enough fucking schizos and spammers on this site to guarantee that at least 40 people would die by the time the Argies arrive

>immediately /lbgt/ gets rounded up and led to a concentration camp
yeah I can see no way a 4chan state could ever go wrong

/b would have to go underground and become conversos posting in secret to avoid the inquisition that would surely come about...

>>17846892 (OP)
It'd just be me and Chat GPT apparently.

>>17846892 (OP)
Each board would be its own town haha

you'd fucking hate it there.

the place is a shithole. there's barely any internet, most of the population are smelly drunks, and the entire place reeks of penguin shit.

>>17847900
How do you know?

>>17846892 (OP)
Would immediately suffer from demographic crisis

>>17846958
I want Reddit to get one island and us to get the other and then for all firearms, explosive, motor vehicles, or any other such weapons to be forbidden so that we can all kill each other with swords and spears and galleys.
Would be so kino.

>>17846892 (OP)
I want a clause the constitution to state that no age of consent will ever be established

I would quickly take over and declare myself Tyrant of the Falklands, Master of East and West, King of Sounds and Bays, the Grand Malvinian, Ascender of Usborne and all Lesser Mountains, Besieger of Stanley, the Walker in the Creek, the Volunteer on the Point, the Headsman of Macbride and Dunnose, the Greenest Goose, the Arm of the North, the Bull on the Point and Dolphin on the Cape, the Pebble, King of the Lafonians, the Fox on the West and East of the Bay, the Sedge, the Most Steepled Jason, the Grandest and Flattest Jason, the Most Elephantine and Southerly Jason, the Great, the Liveliest, the Sea Lion, the Carcass, the Beaver, the New, the Weddell, the Barren, the George, the Bleaker, He Who Speeds Well, the Tyssen, the Swan, Him of the Tealest Inlet, He Whose Creek Foams, the Man that Muffled Jack, He Who Broke Pem Upon the Cape, the Ferryman of New Haven and Master of the Terminal, He Who Bluffed the Cove, the Man of No Man's Land, the Heightened Wickham, the Double San Carlos, the Man Who Harbours Johnson, the Westpoint, and many more.

>>17848064
because I worked there for about 4 years and it was absolutely fucking dreadful

>>17846892 (OP)
I'm founding an Orthodox monastery on Lively Island

>>17848083
It's ok, everyone can come to the monastery

>>17849203

And you can fuck off with that shit.

>>17846892 (OP)

If I were to live on this island, what would happen to me and where would I be placed within the societal hierarchy?

Hey retards, instead of starting the worlds first autistocracy on some already-claimed island in the pacific, why not go for actual unclaimed territory instead?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bir_Tawil
There is a strip of desert between Sudan and Egypt that is completely unclaimed and unrecognized territory that's ripe for the picking. It's 800 square miles of completely unclaimed land with no government. I would love to see you retards try and take it and cause some international incident, it would be very entertaining. I expect it to last 2 weeks at most

>>17849204
All Orthodox monks, when taking monastic vows and canonically tonsured after being a novice for a period of time, abandon all aspects of their previous life, die to the world, and even take new names (not chosen, but assigned to them by their spiritual father)

So there are officially no namefags in our new monastery. I consider this a feature and expect it will increase enrolment.

>>17849214

I don't want any part of your LARPastery. I'm a Shintoist, and you are a spineless junkie.

>>17849216
You aren't making this thread very fun, Ranjesh.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shinbutsu-sh%C5%ABg%C5%8D

>When Buddhism was introduced from China in the Asuka period (6th century), the Japanese tried to reconcile the new beliefs with the older Shinto beliefs, assuming both were true. As a consequence, Buddhist temples (寺, tera) were attached to local Shinto shrines (神社, jinja) and vice versa and devoted to both kami and Buddhist figures. The local religion and foreign Buddhism never fused into a single, unified religion, but remained inextricably linked to the present day through interaction. The depth of the influence from Buddhism on local religious beliefs can be seen in much of Shinto's conceptual vocabulary and even the types of Shinto shrines seen today. The large worship halls and religious images are themselves of Buddhist origin.[1] The formal separation of Buddhism from Shinto took place only as recently as the end of the 19th century; however, in many ways, the blending of the two still continues.[2]

>>17849213
>a bunch of 4channers, /his/torians specifically dropped in a desert to start a society
There is no power that could make it work

>>17849221

My name is Simon, not Ranjesh you dipshit.

Anyways, your whining is funny. I have a right to defend my property, though, so don't think you'll be able to act out your Charlemagne LARP fantasies on me.

>>17848262
That sounds fucking hilarious

>>17849224
Orthodox monks aren't violent. But we will follow the cliffside example of Simonopetra Monastery and have impossible to scale walls (to keep out the namefags)

>>17849228
>Orthodox monks aren't violent
check out the Esphigmenou Monastery on Mount Athos, they are zealot monks (not in communion with the ecumenist Patriarch) and when the police tried to force them out they attacked the officers with molotov cocktails which the neo-nazis from the Golden Dawn armed them with lmao
https://www.keeptalkinggreece.com/2017/02/01/esphigmenou-zealots-football-fans-gd-members-protest-in-favor-of-schismatic-monks/

>>17849194
Starlink
ban alchohol
genocide the penguins

problem solved

>>17849253
>they are zealot monks (not in communion with the ecumenist Patriarch)
You just said they aren't Orthodox, but instead schismatic heretics, so my statement stands.

Left side is for anime.

>>17849269
why do you guys hate yourself so much between yourselves, orthodox twitter these days is just non-stop fights between old calendarist zealots and fight from within conservatives lol

>>17849311
Twitter is cancer no matter who you look at. But again if you are looking at
>old calendarist zealots
I don't care what they call themselves, if you look at their behavior and see obnoxious cringe, you cannot ascribe it to the Orthodox, because they are not Orthodox. Their entire identity is contingent upon being separate from the Orthodox Church.

>>17846892 (OP)
What can you grow on that rock?

id love to form a cult commune in a tundra actually. idk i feel really attracted to places that are cold because my practice involves meditations sorta like tummo which raises body temperature. we'd pray to the angel of flesh and do group rituals

>>17849203
id visit your monastery every month and bring my cult members. we can all practice hesychasm together

>>17849216
you should construct a shinto shrine then brother

>>17849481
Grass, so it will be shepherding sheep for the most of us.

>got to /fit/ beach for a quick workout
>make my way to the /pol/ town square to discuss the state of island politics
>go shop at /fash/ outlet to pick up my finasteride
>order the finest sloppa at /ck/ food court
>go watch the local kino at the /tv/ kinoplex
>order a negroni
>order 2
>give drunken advice to failed normies at the /adv/ shelter for philanthropy
>pick up a trap from the /b/ slums
>enjoy a night walk /out/doors
>practice occult rituals in the /x/temple
>pick up a bookino at the /lit/brary
>perfectly arrange my goon cave for the /gif/ HOA
>plan a vacation at the /trv/ airport terminal
>realize I have no money and got to the /biz/ stock exchange to go all in on a shit coin
>lose money and drunkenly seethe at strangers in the /v/ colleseum
Sounds /comfy/

>>17849636
utopia

>>17846892 (OP)
nigger

>>17846931
Indeed. That's ok. We can execute those that are useless. So it is. So it must be

>>17846892 (OP)
4chan version of Israel engaged in a 70-year war with penguins.

>>17850972
we should holocaust the penguins

>>17851590
Anon, the PLO (Penguin Liberation Organisation) has the backing of Antarctica. They will send hordes of Penguins should we genocide them.

>>17846892 (OP)
>/mlp/ immediately secedes as Equestria
>/pol/ joins them following cultural similarities

>>17851636
notice how penguins have particularly long noses

>>17851636
desu /pol/ would probably lose a war to penguins like how the australians lost to emus

>>17846892 (OP)
I'm afraid there would be no women on this island.

Breaking free from the thrall of /balt/ me and my fellow Australians take over West Falkland and rename it the 'Palatinate of Western Austro-Falkland' with our capital at Hill Cove, now renamed to 'Upper Carthage'. Orthodoxy and shitcunts are banned

>>17851718
we would have free bussy from /lgbt/ville on Pebble island

>>17851736
would there be /general/ neigborhoods inside the board towns?

>>17851743
brit /pol/ would have its own neighborhood inside /pol/ city

>>17849636
hahaha

>>17851752
Kinda weird how 4chan has everything needed to create a nation state

>>17846931
For me, it's 4chan: the City State: Island Nation, in 3D.

>>17848262
Kino

>>17846892 (OP)
This country will collapse faster than Assadist Syria. The only hope we have are those retards from /diy/ and /k/

>>17851831
They would probably come out on top in an islands battle royale

>>17849213
>autistocracy
funny. How would autists decide on or elect a government?

>>17851752
I wouldn't go anywhere near these "places." except there are maybe nice kino stations at /tv/

>>17852035
>Wouldn't go to the /a/ anime convention

ngmi

>>17849213
Falklands are way easier to establish a state within a state

>>17852025
its decided over a Smash Bros Melee tournament or whoever can build the biggest LEGO sculpture

It would be filled to the brim with horrible sins and psychopaths, sodomy, horrific racists and women haters, pedos, trannies, BBC rape niggers running around, Jewish psychopaths pretending to be white nationalists, glow others. All kinds of the worst niggers to be around

>>17846892 (OP)
Only if I am leader (would make Socialism with Chinese Characteristics as official policy)

I get to man the coastal batteries and shoot them whenever I please

>>17846892 (OP)
niggas would go extinct due to zero play

>>17853099

Get this ebonics shit out of here.

>>17853099
sheeeeeeeeit

>>17852916
sounds kinda based not gonna lie