Middle-Ages are quite boring tbh - /his/ (#17851602) [Archived: 300 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/18/2025, 12:31:16 PM No.17851602
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>reconquista war against moors that extended for 8 centuries unlike lasting 100 years punic wars, literally 8 centuries to beat a bunch of arabs from a peninsula the size of west turkey
>moors didn't even use war elephants as punics did
>spaniards didn't buried Marrakech and Tunis below the sands of desert as Romans did with Carthage
>orientalid hegemony in Eurasia from 622 to 1492 unlike Hellenistic and Roman western hegemony during Antiquity varied with Oriental Persian, Assyrian and Babylonian hegemony
>steppods are a crowd of yellow chink cuckolds unlike nordic aryan scythians and sarmatians of antiquity
>Baghdad is shitty city compared to Babylon
>French crusaders miserably fail at the conquest of the Orient unlike Alexander the Great
>the only interesting temple built by Orientals in 1,000 was Mosque of Cordoba, same for Greeks with Hagia Sophia, meanwhile in Antiquity you had a lot of interesting temples everywhere
>etc etc etc
Ngl but the only ones who got an interesting character development were the French and English, much more interesting compared to Gauls and Britons.
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 2:04:09 PM No.17851741
>>17851602 (OP)
Not reading all of that but I find antiquity very boring the Greeks are totally unrelatable, the barb-Aryans are too irrelevant and primitive to care about, and the Roman Empire is a snoozefest because all their enemies were much weaker than they
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 2:09:05 PM No.17851750
Anything about non-europeans before they intersect/interact with Europeans is so boring. Sorry, I just can’t care about the glorious Zhe ma bån da lang chang dynasty of the kung påo empire.
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 2:16:47 PM No.17851759
>>17851602 (OP)
>No gigantic yet tolerant Achaemenid Empire equivalent
>Romans suddenly replaced by useless snownigs
>Greeks still around but somehow gayer and convinced they're akshully Romans
>Slavic swamp creatures replace the Germanics and Romans
>Vikings and Turco-Mongols are a bunch of retards that only raid
>China getting fucked left and right
>No Alexander the Great equivalent
>Jews everywhere
3/10 disappointing sequel
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 2:32:18 PM No.17851782
>>17851759
>3/10 disappointing sequel
TRVKE
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 7:49:33 PM No.17852314
>>17851759
>Vikings and Turco-Mongols are a bunch of retards that only raid
Vinland, Rus, Khazars, Golden Horde.
>No Alexander the Great equivalent
Genghis AND Timur.
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 3:10:58 AM No.17853517
>>17852314
>Vinland
This is a failed colony
>Rus, Khazars, Golden Horde
These aren't empires
>Genghis AND Timur
Only Timur comes close and Genghis is massively overrated by retards like yourself
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 3:13:49 AM No.17853526
>>17853517
How is Genghis Khan overrated?
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 3:39:06 AM No.17853589
>>17853526
Retards like you just see the Mongol Empire borders and assume Genghis did it
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Chud Anon
7/19/2025, 3:42:11 AM No.17853597
>>17851750
LMFAO
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 1:40:43 PM No.17854468
>>17853589
Didn't Chengiz kill the CEO of Baghad? This wuz the epitome of the civilized """Western""" world at that time. Impossible to be more conqueror that than. Europeans were uselsess.
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 1:51:59 PM No.17854478
>>17853517
Even if take away eastern Europe, the shittle east, southern China and Korea Genghis Khan is a legend who deserves his status as one of histories greatest.
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 2:25:04 PM No.17854525
>>17854468
>>17854478
Exactly these retards see the Mongol Empire borders and assume Genghis did it
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Anonymous
7/19/2025, 5:34:35 PM No.17854846
>>17851602 (OP)
What about all the other emirates and sultanates in the arab world?
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 6:15:50 PM No.17854898
>>17854468
No he didnt you historylet retarded faggot
You exactly the type of subhuman he is talking about
He never set a foot outisde of central/north asia
Also for baghdad/abbasids, it was already dead way before the Mongols destroyed it
>>17854525
Mongoltards are one of the biggest historylets in general
The ammount of false bs they believe among the mongs is unbelievable
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 6:36:55 PM No.17854940
>>17851750
i find chinese history most fun
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 6:48:10 PM No.17854972
>>17851750
Indian kingship ideology went Schizo Gigachad after the fall of the Buddhist Empire. That's almost as hilarious as european 16th century nobility expressing their superiority by imitating Shounen Battle characters.