So you saying... we some kinda suicide squad?

>>17857323 (OP)
Herr Himmler is breathing down my NECK after that little STUNT you pulled in that Polish kindergarten! One more atrocity like that and you'll be outta here so fast your IRON CROSS will spin

>>17857323 (OP)

>Hitler is victorious and crowned Kaiser in his capital Germania
>Dirlewanger and his men timidly bow to Hitler
>"My friends... You bow to no one."
>Hitler bows and drops on one knee
>Everyone assembled including the entire NSDAP leadership and Wehrmacht kneels before the Dirlewanger Brigade

>>17857323 (OP)
>"I am so lonely. All the other Germans are scared of me. No one talks to me. No one wants to be my friend, they think I am unstable. They send me from village to village committing atrocities in their name. And as I get better at it, they fear me more and more… I am a victim of my own success. Dirlewanger Brigade… I don’t even get a real brigade, only a purpose. I am capable of so much more and no one sees it. Some days I feel so alone I could cry but I don’t, I never do, because what would be the point? Not a single person in the entire universe would care."

These threads and posts arent funny and Im offended.
We should wait at least 100 years to to crack jokes about Dirle and his atrocities.