Can any Christcuck explain this ooga booga? Why did no Roman or Jew document zombies rising from their graves which "many saw"?

Are your Christcuck "scriptures" full of made up shit? If not, why didnt no one write down such an extraordinary occurence of dead people rising, which apparently many saw?

And what happened to these undead?

Did they just live out another second life and die? Did they just evaporate to thin air after making their cameo?

Plot holes

>>17858580

Christuckery is basically "gospels" which are bullshit written by anonymous authors written by greeks pretending to real apostles.

And then when people realised most of the written account is bullshit, they start writing more cope fiction to justify this bullshit. They call this "Christian Theology".

Its a pile of bullshit built on more pile of bullshit built on more bullshit cope, collectively all called "Theology" and they are institutions dedicated to studying this steaming pile of shit

>>17858594
Theology managed to masquerade as academia for centuries, thereby avoiding the scrutiny of the lay public. They convinced people that without a very expensive education you could not even begin to understand the collection of bronze age ravings they called scripture.

>>17858623

so many bright minds in their youth wasted their time tryin to understand this bullshit, its not even coherent. One part of book contradicts another and clowns regard this as direct word of God, mostly because they themselves never read it.

Christuckery is a religion for the ignorant and arrogant, makes sense why it took off in US while Europe gradually moved away from it in modern times.

>>17858553 (OP)
>quote a document
>why are there no documents
Enjoy Hell.

>>17858580
You don't know what a plot hole is. Have fun burning.

>>17858594
>but is magically so true if said bullshit is official narrative written by jews and shabbo goyim

>>17858659
>scientism is a religion for the ignorant and arrogant
Fixed you

>>17858666
Where did your old testament zombies go then?

Why did no one wrote about seeing isaiah or some shit shit in 33AD

>>17858623
> bronze age ravings
A redditiness is stronk with this one...

>>17858663
I found a written document, I mean a testament, which says your mom sucked my dick once. This is holy gospel, see, it's written down. People don't just write anything down, god had to command it.

>>17858623
>appeal to majority
Low iq monent.

>>17858659
>Europe gradually replacing it with leftism in modern times.
My sides.

>>17858659
>leftism is a religion for the ignorant and arrogant
No need to project, faggot

>>17858690
>snarky passive agressive tone
>mom joke
Abysmally low iq moment.

>>17858690
You just described official narrative on history.
Good job retard

If you dont believe that happend you will burn in hell for eternity.
Enjoy hell, heathen.

>>17858709
History requires corroboration to be taken seriously. If your only evidence that something happened is a single written record which is notoriously unreliable about many other things, then you'd be a retard to believe it without question.

>>17858706
So what I'm hearing is, you're denying the word of god?

>>17858688
He's not wrong though.

>>17858715
Why is the word of god written by men?

Is he illiterate?

>>17858553 (OP)
After the revelation of his mode of victory, those whom had died to serve his purpose before he came were elevated and recognized for their contributions. It is quite simple, actually.

>>17858761
>After the revelation of his mode of victory, those whom had died to serve his purpose before he came were elevated and recognized for their contributions. It is quite simple, actually.

is this cope fiction what Christians call "theology" ?


Whose mode of "victory" and over who? Who died to serve whose purpose and what contributions?

And once again for 1000th time, where are eye witness writings of people seeing dead rise from their graves? I am sure an extraordinary event like people rising from their graves would be recorded by everyone in those times

>>17858776
>Whose mode of "victory" and over who? Who died to serve whose purpose and what contributions?

I had presupposed your familiarity, at least to some minimal extent, with the content of the book to which your thread refers. But since that appears to have been my miscalculation, I am forced now to question your worthiness to even have begun this line of discourse.

>>17858788

and even thought you keep acting like disingenuous Christcuck which is typical of your ilk, i am once again for 1001th time asking you -

Why did no Roman or Jew document zombies rising from their graves which "many saw"? why didnt no one write down such an extraordinary occurence of dead people rising, which apparently many saw?

>>17858816
You received the explanation for your query which should have revealed to you the error of your interpretation, but yet you persist in ignorance for what one must presume is malicious reasons. Having been revealed, engagement further with you is self evidently a fruitless endeavor.

>>17858735
>everything my small low iq mind can't comprehend or understand is ravings
Or maybe you are just retarded?

>>17858827
>You received the explanation for your query which should have revealed to you the error of your interpretation, but yet you persist in ignorance for what one must presume is malicious reasons. Having been revealed, engagement further with you is self evidently a fruitless endeavor.


i didnt receive any explanation which would be deemed credible by anyone with IQ greater than pile of shit.

Once again, enlighten us why is there no written documentation by any single person of people rising from their graves? surely such an extra ordinary event of dead people rising form graves which was apparently witnessed by many as author claims would have been documented in ancient times.

WHERE ARE THE FUCKING WITNESS ACCOUNTS? AUTHOR CLAIMS MANY SAW IT. THERE ISNT EVEN A SINGLE ACCOUNT FROM ANY WITNESS OF SEEING DEAD RISE FROM THEIR GRAVES?

I am not concerned with your interpretation which you Christcucks call "theology", which is just mental gymanstics to justify bullshit

>>17858838
I bet you are one of those who believes the serpent was a literal snake and that the tree was a literal tree. That or you do not, but you insist that others must and then expect that they ought to defend such retarded interpretations as you would have them hold.

>>17858838
Your iq is not greater than pile of shit, underage faggot

>>17858816
Because it was erased, just like they erased tartaria or faked holocoast

>>17858846
>I bet you are one of those who believes the serpent was a literal snake and that the tree was a literal tree. That or you do not, but you insist that others must and then expect that they ought to defend such retarded interpretations as you would have them hold.


I dont care for talking serpent or Earth being 6000 years old...

I am talking about apparently someone describing a real world event. The author specifically claims "many" witnessed dead people rising from grave.

There are only 2 outcomes here. The Author stated a truth or a lie.

If that was an lie, was Jesus existing an lie too? Was rabbi Yeshua resurrection a lie too? Was Yeshua born of a virgin lie too?

How do i know what is a lie and what isnt. do i need to attend your cope-fiction school called "Theology" to know that?

>>17858838
>literal interpretation of metaphorical occult text
No i am not sorry but you really and absolutely don't have IQ greater than pile of shit, retarded piece of shit

>>17858859
>I dont care for talking serpent or Earth being 6000 years old
No one asked or cares.
Not your personal blog.
>...
Cringe.

>>17858859
You have interpreted the verses incorrectly and had the correct interpretation provided for your edification. Further insistence from you that more is required is of no concern.

>>17858833
>everything for which there's a negative correlation between adherence and IQ is ravings
Yes.

>>17858865
>>literal interpretation of metaphorical occult text

oh wow so now the 'gospels" are "metaphorical occult text". Nice

Thanks for confirming Christcuckery is not a religion but a cult. If you talk to Christcuck long enough the truth comes out about their retarded cult

>>17858859
How do you know that greece really existed, medieval period actually happened instead of being result fron great reset or result of collapse?

>>17858880

There is more archeological proof of Hercules's Troy than the Exodus which is the cornerstone of your Jewish christcuckery cult .

Go figure and kill yourself in shame

>>17858873
>some retard can't understand something therefore its le wrongthinky ravings
Medieval peasant mentality and absolutely no different from actual peasants calling everything they don't like or understand demons and heresy.
Yours are just modern way to do it.

>>17858884
What makes you think that such evidence wasn't fabricated?

>>17858886
once again kill yourself Just do it.

There is more archeological evidence of Hercules's Troy than the Exodus which is the cornerstone of your Jewish christcuckery cult .

>>17858884
>kill yourself in shame
No i wont, so follow your own advice.

>>17858889
once again, no follow your own advice, just do it, underage faggot

>>17858893

entire religion dying, only people joining it are Africans who know nothing better. Future is grim

>>17858889
>There is more fabricated, fake evidence of Hercules's Troy
Oh noes.
Anyway.

>>17858896
Enjoy being beheaded by mudslime or stabbed by some other shitskin

>>17858897

i trust ancient european pagans more than jews in Galilei. Never trust a jew or someone promoting a jew

>>17858896
>slow economical collapse, nonstop tide of brown filth and pro faggot policies
>Future is grim
Indeed, retard.

>>17858886
>calling non-christcuckery "medieval peasant mentality"
Absolute cope.

>>17858901
>i trust ancient whigger ooga boogas more than other ooga boogas in Galilei.
Low iq take

Look assholes...this is the literal word of God, if you don't like that...tough shit, enjoy hell. A true believer doesn't question they follow. Period

>>17858907
>i am silly strawman!
Not an arguement

>>17858913
Then follow on, good goy dog.

>>17858913

If its literal word of God then why didnt God write it retard, why did he delegate it to illiterate Jewish fisherman of some sleepy jewish village

>>17858907
You literally act and think like typical medieval peasant

>>17858907
Instead of demons and heresy its mental ilness and schizo, so yes, retarded faggot

>>17858914
>"U LE RETARD"
>"Here are facts that refute your central point."
>"U LE STROMMAN"
Christians, everyone!

>>17858915
You treat official narrative written by jews and their shabbo goyim like word of god

>>17858917
>You literally act and think like typical medieval peasant

right, anyone who doesnt believe in your outlandish jewish fairy tales of dead people rising from their graves, people born out of virgins etc is a medieval peasant. Makes sense

>>17858919
Christianity is mental illness and schizo, yes.

>>17858659
Truth nuke that made retards seethe

>>17858920
>>"U LE RETARD"
You take internet fights seriously, so yes you are.
>posts strawman
>gets called out
>>"U LE STROMMAN"
>Christians, everyone!
Typical fedoratipper.

>>17858933
Why do you talk about yourself in second person? Is it Christian IQ?

>>17858926
>Christianity is wrongthink and wrongthink, yes
Mental illness and schizo are literally modern nuspeaks for heresy

>>17858924
You are medieval peasant in sense that you call everything you don't like or can't understand with your small mind wrongthink

>>17858941
I don't.

>>17858941
Have you ever heard of commas,?

>>17858955
Yes. Evidently more than you have.

>>17858963
>no single comma
And its shows,.

>>17858846
anon you're disingenuous, the OT documents are clearly well edited, time-tested more coherent and consciously crafted literature, NT is meant to be taken a bit literally, like actual reports of events, faithfully so

>>17859116
>you're disingenuous

>>17859121
>t. summer child

>>17859122
Condescension is not becoming.

>>17858594
hyperborean trvke

>>17858553 (OP)
Quadratus of Athens being quoted by Eusebius -
But the works of our Saviour were always present, for they were genuine:—those that were healed, and those that were raised from the dead, who were seen not only when they were healed and when they were raised, but were also always present; and not merely while the Saviour was on earth, but also after his death, they were alive for quite a while, so that some of them lived even to our day. (Church History iv. 3. 2)

sorry bros but it happened...

>>17858916
Didn't read...don't care...join a Baptist church or enjoy hell loser

>>17859158
>Quadratus of Athens
Lived after Jesus time. Also he is quoting the bible

Why are christians so disengenous

There are no firsthand accounts of rabbi Yeshua

>>17858677
>jews
Aka Jesus
>shabbo goyim
Aka christcucks like you

>>17858553 (OP)
>I have a 110 IQ and I hate God.
Great! Have fun burning. Literally no one cares. There are millions of dorks like you in America alone.

>>17858553 (OP)

>>17859346
>Great! Have fun burning. Literally no one cares. There are millions of dorks like you in America alone.


There is nothing worse than worshipping an evil God like Yahweh and his messengers like Yeshua, you will burn in fire for eternity

>>17859116
You're arguing with a wignat from Christogenea btw

>>17858553 (OP)
Zombies were kind of normal back then, they probably didn't consider it significant enough to write it down.

>>17859424
so no point to return to /his/ until IDs are a thing. I constantly come to this realization every few months or so when I open this board