>And the Lord regretted that he had made man on the earth, and it grieved him to his heart. 7 So the Lord said, “I will blot out man whom I have created from the face of the land, man and animals and creeping things and birds of the heavens, for I am sorry that I have made them.”

The fuck was his problem?

>>17859323 (OP)
Yaldobaeth be like

>yes I made all of existence in a week but I need a rib to make a roastie for you because I ran out of mana o algo

is there some kind of pathetic fedora discord raid going on right now? this shit is embarrassing...

>>17859323 (OP)
His problem was the world was full of sin. So he wiped out everyone except one righteous man and his family and as a result... oh, the world is still full of sin. That's when he knew it was time for plan B: wait several thousand years, then become human and sacrifice himself to himself, which also wouldn't stop people from sinning but it would allow him to give himself permission to forgive the sins, but only for people who trust the plan.

It really do be like that sometimes

See also

>creating man in the perfect image of god then going into a murderous rage his foreskin is intact 1000 years later

>>17859323 (OP)
>The fuck was his problem?

False religion.

>>17859323 (OP)
>The fuck was his problem?
Evil.

>The Lord saw that the wickedness of man was great in the earth, and that every intention of the thoughts of his heart was only evil continually. And the Lord regretted that he had made man on the earth, and it grieved him to his heart. So the Lord said, “I will blot out man whom I have created from the face of the land, man and animals and creeping things and birds of the heavens, for I am sorry that I have made them.”
Genesis 6:5-7

>>17859495
>saving the last good family on earth is bad
>calvinist understanding of Jesus sacrifice
Well I guess if you approach things with your world view life must anything is pointless and negative.

>>17860337
Jesus wasn't sacrificed, he was murdered and God brought him back to life and he now lives forever. Everyone who follows him will also be brought back to life and will also live forever.

>>17859495
why didn't yhwh just create virtue golems that would walk around and remind the people who are tempted and about to sin to reconsider their actions because the omnipotent omniscient creator is watching
what kind of sperg just exterminates everyone

>>17860394
He already did. It's called your conciousness

>>17859393
>first Adam makes the first woman
>perfect woman makes the last Adam
What did He mean by this?

>>17859323 (OP)
Your problem is that you set your heart on insulting God and being contrarian to any one trying to argue with you in Good faith. Much like a rabid dog.

>>17860397
My consciousness is a product of me, it doesn't work if it's not direct proof of big daddy god

>>17859502
Circumcision was only required since Abraham couldnt keep his dick in his pants and had a bastard son with Hagar the whore. God's gonna be pissed if he catches his carnal chosen getting away from that dick snipping policy moving forward.

>>17860414
Let's not forget his own wife told him to cheat on her basically. She's basically like another Eve. On top of that a femcuck

>>17860419
A femcuck till she hit postnut clarity and cast Hagar and Ishmael out anyway. Sarah had issues. The Lord is a merciful God for omitting FGM.

>>17860419
>Let's not forget his own wife told him to cheat on her basically.
If you have her permission, it's not cheating. You regarded faggot.

>>17860428
On her own authority? Let's not forget that God later mentions that adultery is an abomination and anyone who does it should be put to death.
Sarah literally set up Abraham to death

>>17860432
>On her own authority?
Yes.
>Let's not forget that God later mentions that adultery is an abomination and anyone who does it should be put to death.
An it wasn't adultery, let's remember that Hagar was her slave, she could do with her as she wanted.

I wonder what life was like when people had a life expectancy of 30 years. It was probably Fast and Furious.

>>17859323 (OP)
>make whites
>they race mix and create brownoids
>brownoids ruin everything
>God gets big mad and does the flood

Next time it'll be fire, btw

>>17860482
Wrong.
>make humans
>make angels
>some angels decide to take human women as wives
>their offspring become cursed monstrous giants
>cast said angels out along with the other fallen
>notice that mankind becomes more evil with each generation
>floods them out
That is how it went

>>17860504
Sounds like some bullshit to me. Everywhere browns ruin everything and it was taboo to make them until basically yesterday for a good reason.

>>17860482
Next time it will be resurrection of the whole world and judgement day and the evil guys thrown to the fire. Totally different.

>>17860505
It's not because they are brown but because they are Pagans.

>>17860482
This checks out because if it wasnt for brownoids existing there wouldn't be global warming.