"Your Majesty, I hath finally born you thine long-awaited son and heir and..." *cough* *cough*
>dies of a massive infection because midwives with no concept of sanitation since germ theory doesn't exist used the chamber pot without washing their hands afterward and stuck it in her vagoo while delivering the baby

She was married 9 days after Ann Boleyn died.

She died 9 days after delivery of her son.


pure pottery and people tell me we dont live in a simulation

>>17859459 (OP)
Royals had horrible rates of child and infant mortality and deaths from birth complications back then compared to the general population because they were all inbred as fuck. I mean, Mary and Elizabeth reportedly had deformed pussies which is why they never had kids.

>>17859469

how did Elizabeth have deformed pussy though, her mother was literally an outsider so shouldnt have been inbred

>>17859469
it was brutal. Charles I couldn't walk until he was 7 and couldn't talk clearly until 10.

>>17859480
All things considered it would've been for the best if Charles I never spoke clearly 2bh

>>17859496

every British monarch with name Charles has been a total cuck a disaster for their country, coincidence?

>>17859480
Even then he always had some trouble making himself understood unless he spoke slowly and deliberately.

>>17859459 (OP)
Her brother also molested Elizabeth and was beheaded for plotting a coup to overthrow Edward's regency in 1548.

>>17859469
Bad diet too, they could eat as much as they wanted and usually ate and drank shittons of meat, desserts, and alcohol.

>>17859459 (OP)
>>17859469
AFAIK Jane Seymour claimed descent from William the Conqueror so she was a distant couson of Henry VIII.

>>17859459 (OP)
Postpartum infections were sadly common before modern medicine and had a 70-80% mortality rate.

>>17859459 (OP)
>doesn't exist used the chamber pot without washing their hands afterward and stuck it in her vagoo while delivering the baby

so the midwife was fisting the Queen of England? god i wish that was me.

Catherine de Medici survived ten childbirths so it may have depended on the doctors' skills or just plain luck; ironically her own mother succumbed to a postpartum infection after her birth.

>>17860473
no you just had be reaching around in there with unwashed hands while trying to pull the baby out

>>17860479

who doesnt wash their hands before putting their hands in there? maybe the midwife did it intentionally to kill the bitch

>>17859459 (OP)
more wives, your grace?

>>17860484
You do that because you know germ theory, because everyone has learned it by now. Back then it genuinely did not occur to people why you would wash your hands, it didn't make any sense and if you told them to do it they would feel annoyed by you.

In all fairness the royal nurses made extra efforts to keep Edward's environment clean and ensure his survival so there was some conception of sanitation back then even if they didn't quite understand why it worked.

>>17859527
He slapped her ass once when she was a horny teenager, big deal.

>>17860516
The uterus has a huge gaping wound left from where the placenta was attached and it takes three weeks after birth to heal.

>>17860925
So what?

>>17859459 (OP)
Germ theory existed as far back as the Greeks. They didn’t have a way to maintain a clean environment. But they weren’t oblivious to disease spread by microscopic particles.

>>17861194
Yes and then Christians taught that disease is caused by demons or maybe sent by God, so the overwhelming majority of the population outside of intellectuals never took that into practical knowledge

>>17861023
So it can get infected very easily.

>>17860857
Literally rape and we need to dig his corpse up and put him on trial

>>17861430
What's an "infection"?

>>17859469
Ah yes the family that married people from the other side of the country/Europe. That's what leads to inbreeding isn't it? You stupid fucker. Absolute moron rancid brained cunt.

>>17861197
Where does Christianity say that infection is caused by demons you fucking retard?

>>17860700
All that effort and he dies of a fucking cold anyway (albeit 15 years later)

>>17861462
The NT narrative generally presents diseases as afflictions by evil spirits that are cast out by divine authority

>>17861471
No it doesn't, don't be a fucking moron.

>>17859504
Charles I and II weren't cucks enough for the parliament's liking, that's the issue.

>>17859459 (OP)
>thine long
*thy long

>>17861477
It literally does do that, that's why faith healers are the earliest Christian tradition and persist to this day

>Henry specified in his will that he was to be buried next to Jane Seymour as a means of honoring her for giving him his long-awaited son.

>>17861459
>want an alliance with this country
>marry their king's daughter
>want to maintain the alliance because geopolitics didn't change that much
>marry the new king's daughter (your cousin)
repeat ad infinitum
Though AFAIK Jane Seymour herself wasn't that inbred because she was a lady in waiting and not a political match

>>17862072
>Jane, the daughter of Sir John Seymour and Margery Wentworth, was most likely born at Wulfhall, Wiltshire,[1] although West Bower Manor in Somerset has also been suggested.[2] Her birth date is not recorded; various accounts use anywhere from 1504 to 1509,[3] but it is generally estimated at between 1508 and 1509.[1] Through her maternal grandfather, she was a descendant of King Edward III's son Lionel of Antwerp, 1st Duke of Clarence.[4] Because of this, she and King Henry VIII were fifth cousins. She also shared a great-grandmother, Elizabeth Cheney, Lady Say, with his second and fifth wives, Anne Boleyn and Catherine Howard.[5]

Nah she was actually of royal blood.

>>17862075
ah, ok

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0JTCjZYLoa8

>>17862075
>she and King Henry VIII were fifth cousins

That's plenty far enough for safe breeding.

>that one Youtube video with the roastie whore medieval cosplayer debating over whether medieval women went commando under their gowns or not

>>17860516
But wouldn't they wash their hands to make them not stinky? Also holy fuck, thousands of years of human history and they haven't noticed that living beings literally rot if some shit gets into their wounds?

ok