Atheists, imagine you're going skydiving with a Christian baby. Suddenly the baby tells you he won't open his parachute until you renounce atheism and accept Jesus as your lord and savior. What would you do?

>>17861532 (OP)
>a christian baby

>>17861532 (OP)
Bye bye christian baby

>SPLAT!!!

>>17861532 (OP)
>the strategy should be to flood the forum with nonsensical and low-quality content, so as to discourage participation by actual users

>>17861532 (OP)
>Atheists
rent fucking free my dude

>>17861532 (OP)
I remind the baby that it is already saved.

The baby goes to hell for murder and screams and screams and screams as its flesh bubbles and cracks and it's internal organs boil and liquify and burns all the way up the throat as the baby vomits from the constant horrifying stench of burnt flesh, boiling shit and sulphur.

Hope it was worth it! Tick tock!

>>17861532 (OP)
If a baby suddenly talks and tells me to become christian, you better believe I'll become a christian. Skydiving or not.

>>17861581
The baby just said he won't his own parachute you can still open your own parachute. The baby will still go to hell for committing suicide though.