Thread 17863565 - /his/ [Archived: 39 minutes ago]

Anonymous
7/22/2025, 7:36:52 PM No.17863565
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Was Jesus raped as part of his torture? The gospels say he was stripped naked, so it probably means he was fucked in order to be brought low in the eyes of his followers right? Like they don't just take his clothes off to laugh at his pp do they?
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Anonymous
7/22/2025, 7:40:37 PM No.17863576
>>17863565 (OP)
Not today, Rebbe.
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Anonymous
7/22/2025, 7:50:57 PM No.17863591
Imagine the swirling cauldron of chemical imbalance that's inside the brain that wrote this.
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Anonymous
7/22/2025, 7:52:04 PM No.17863594
>>17863565 (OP)
>I want to gay angry sex the Jesus
Lol you are the big gay
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Anonymous
7/22/2025, 7:59:35 PM No.17863607
>>17863576
>>17863591
>>17863594
I'm trying to ask a serious question here, assholes.
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Anonymous
7/22/2025, 8:00:35 PM No.17863610
>>17863607
I do think they shoved stakes up the asses of the crucified, so in a little way yeah. He was beaten, stripped naked, and then crucified.
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 8:00:39 PM No.17863611
>>17863591
>Imagine the swirling cauldron of chemical imbalance that's inside the brain that wrote this.
Just...just say Ashkenazi Jewish schizophrenia.
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Anonymous
7/22/2025, 8:01:27 PM No.17863614
>>17863607
You're being a cunt. You know it. We all know it. Go to a doctor if you are genuinely sat around thinking about Jesus being raped, you have something seriously wrong with your brain.
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Anonymous
7/22/2025, 8:02:28 PM No.17863616
>>17863611
>DA JOOOD!!!!!
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Anonymous
7/22/2025, 8:09:34 PM No.17863647
>>17863565 (OP)
Probably
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 8:30:33 PM No.17863714
>>17863576
>>17863591
>>17863594
Pajeets fantasize about male rape because they view it as a sign of humiliation and they desperately feel a need to assert their masculinity due to their otherwise pathetic nature.
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Anonymous
7/22/2025, 8:35:38 PM No.17863731
>>17863565 (OP)
Jesus let them enter his "kingdom".
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 8:36:39 PM No.17863737
>>17863714
Jesus was a pajeet though.
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Anonymous
7/22/2025, 8:37:55 PM No.17863741
>>17863737
He was a Judaean preacher from the 1st century. This is illogical.
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Anonymous
7/22/2025, 8:39:46 PM No.17863748
>>17863741
Aka pajeet.
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Anonymous
7/22/2025, 8:45:01 PM No.17863767
>>17863748
No this refers to those from the subcontinent. I don’t know if you’re the haploautist calling everyone south of the Netherlands a pajeet.
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Anonymous
7/22/2025, 9:02:02 PM No.17863834
>>17863767
The Israelis are the lost tribe of Gujarat.
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Anonymous
7/23/2025, 4:39:15 AM No.17864869
>>17863616
>Let his blood be on us and our children
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 4:41:44 AM No.17864871
>>17863614
Oh so thinking about him being beaten and tortured and publicly humiliated is fine but raped is too far?
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Anonymous
7/23/2025, 5:04:59 AM No.17864899
>>17863565 (OP)
You wish you pervert
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 5:05:33 AM No.17864902
>>17863565 (OP)
>the gospels say he was stripped naked, so it probably means he was fucked
Not really. Nudity wasn't seen as being inherently sexual in antiquity as it is today. Basically anybody who was being whipped would be stripped, so that the whip would more efficaciously inflict pain on the victim.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 7:42:05 AM No.17865093
>>17863565 (OP)
I do wonder if Jesus is so meaningless and religion is a bunch of bullshit, why does it matter exactly what happened? Why does he need to be raped in your head cannon if he is just some dead jew? Why do you hate a figure that lived 2000 years ago and, by your own logic, should be entirely meaningless?
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Anonymous
7/23/2025, 8:23:58 AM No.17865139
>>17864871
Yes. Seek urgent psychological health support.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 8:38:33 AM No.17865151
>>17865093
OP here. I don't hate Jesus. Where did I imply that I did?
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Anonymous
7/23/2025, 8:41:31 AM No.17865152
>>17863565 (OP)
god i hope so
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 9:18:34 AM No.17865176
>>17865151
You implied it with the question
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Anonymous
7/23/2025, 1:54:11 PM No.17865515
>>17865176
You think I hate rape victims?
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Anonymous
7/23/2025, 2:06:42 PM No.17865536
>>17863834
Saaaaaaaar
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 6:52:43 PM No.17866157
>>17863565 (OP)
The whole story is Christ enduring extreme suffering for us. Being raped seems consistent with the theme, it's just more embarrassing than the other parts.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 6:55:42 PM No.17866159
>The irony poisoned smarmy OP thinking to himself "heh, going to troll the le Christians with this one" while the world burns around him
Seriously?
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 8:00:33 PM No.17866307
>>17865515
I would assume you don't view them favorably, but the question implies that you want to imagine Jesus being raped and therefore have quite a bit of hatred for him. If you cannot see why this is the case then there are very important lessons in human socialization that you have not yet learned and I cannot help you with that.
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Anonymous
7/23/2025, 8:22:35 PM No.17866364
>>17866307
I don't have even a little bit of hate for him. It just seems like a reasonable thing to wonder about.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 6:48:29 AM No.17867515
>>17863565 (OP)
I've always believed this to be so, yes.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 12:58:17 PM No.17867931
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>>17863607
Nice try, chuddy
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 4:44:35 PM No.17868338
>>17867931
Reddit moment