Simon Salva, Apostle to 4chan
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7/23/2025, 7:19:26 PM No.17866201
Byzantines invented the gasoline powered motor vehicle.
But pagans -- not Christians -- destroyed all records of it, aside from a testimony given by Theodore II Palaiologos:
>"The [vehicle][...] it moved like a spear of God, it could shove forward at incredibly fast speeds, and it only needed nectar from the Earth and fire. It could move across the empire within the matter of a week."
Pagans never invented anything like it, yet you expect us to believe you're "superior". So what gives?
But pagans -- not Christians -- destroyed all records of it, aside from a testimony given by Theodore II Palaiologos:
>"The [vehicle][...] it moved like a spear of God, it could shove forward at incredibly fast speeds, and it only needed nectar from the Earth and fire. It could move across the empire within the matter of a week."
Pagans never invented anything like it, yet you expect us to believe you're "superior". So what gives?
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