/his/torical headcanons thread - /his/ (#17867004)

Anonymous
7/24/2025, 12:45:26 AM No.17867004
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 1:12:07 AM No.17867066
>>17867004 (OP)
that's disgusting.
is there more?
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 1:16:03 AM No.17867080
>>17867066
Yeah theres a whole play of this shit. Where have you been the last decade
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 1:21:28 AM No.17867095
>>17867080
>Yeah theres a whole play of this shit.
link please!
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 6:17:20 AM No.17867471
>>17867004 (OP)
wtf. is this some american revolution AU fanfic?
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 6:22:25 AM No.17867478
You butchered him
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 6:30:22 AM No.17867495
>>17867004 (OP)
How would he react to this?
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 6:57:26 AM No.17867520
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>>17867004 (OP)
Miku binder jefferson vs anime george washington
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 7:11:07 AM No.17867536
>>17867495
He would probably attempt to kill the artist if they were a man or attempt rape if they were a woman.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 9:08:06 AM No.17867660
>>17867095
It is well known, you've actually probably heard of it.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 9:15:49 AM No.17867668
>>17867495
I genuinely don't think anyone from the 18th century could have predicted how gay and retarded the world would become today, they could have identified the root causes that would create the OPs picture but not what would eventually be in it. He probably wouldn't have understood any of what it said, and were it explained to him, I would imagine he would either put a bullet in the explainer's head or his own -- likely both.
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 9:18:50 AM No.17867673
>>17867668
>>17867495
People with severe autism existed in the 18th century, we just didn't have a name for it yet. He would think the person who made that image was a fucking weirdo, that's it.
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 9:31:15 AM No.17867684
>>17867673
Explain to someone from the 18th century what those flags mean, what anime is, what cocaine is, or what being a furry means. The root cause of this issue is like 1% autism and 99% an obsession with identity and the strategic atomization of the modern world.
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 9:33:55 AM No.17867688
>>17867684
The word you're looking for my disabled friend is "presentism" and that image wouldn't need much explanation other than the person who made it is a weirdo and that cocaine is a drug
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 9:47:02 AM No.17867706
>>17867688
The surface level themes of this would be one hundred percent unrecognizable and a case of presentism, but the causes of it would have been understandable, especially to a man like Jefferson. When I read Brothers Karamazov for the first time I began to appreciate the intelligence of these great men from history because of their ability to accurately explain the root causes of issues that would come to pass in my time as a result of trends they observed in their own world. The Zosima chapters were sometimes strange but then in a few Dostoyevsky would saliently analyze not only the conditions of Russia, and to a lesser extent the rest of world, but also identify the core human and societal issues that informed them. Jefferson would recognize this on a deeper level, I imagine, but he would not at all understand what they were in application. I do genuinely believe he might attempt suicide as a result of this revelation, though maybe I am wrong on that.
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 9:54:29 AM No.17867714
>>17867706
>I do genuinely believe he might attempt suicide as a result of this revelation, though maybe I am wrong on that.
No, he wasn't a suicidal person and we have no reason to believe he was. He was an intelligent man, I don't think his foresight holds much weight 200 years after his death. You attempting to apply modern political sensibility to Englightenment era thinking is also a case of presentism. You can still cherrypick whatever issues he felt was pressing that fit your political bias, but the idea that the consequences of said issues are even applicable is nonesense. Thinks like homosexuality for example might've been a bigger concern to a country with a population of around 10 million in 1826 but today I think Jefferson would agree that these same issues are in a completely different context
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 10:04:16 AM No.17867729
>>17867714
Again you assume to materialist an interpretation, Malthusian pressures would not have informed his horror.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 10:09:15 AM No.17867737
>>17867714
Chuds and incels are the other side of the coin to gigafaggots and troons. They both represent the spiritual decay and hyper material world of a society quickly approaching its end. Ignoring this won't help you, you are not any more rational than the times you live in, not with any purpose at least.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 10:28:46 AM No.17867751
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>>17867004 (OP)
can we get a trans BIPOC Shia Muslima Xeorge Xwashington (they/xem/xir)?
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 8:48:45 PM No.17868948
>>17867520
I take anime art over tumbler tumors
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 2:58:34 AM No.17869805
>>17867080
lmao none of that is from Hamilton
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 4:03:45 AM No.17869914
>>17867004 (OP)
this image captures the essence of am*rica perfectly
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 4:11:14 AM No.17869928
>>17867751
would be unfathomably based if you only kept the shia part