Is this the best Belgium can do? - /his/ (#17867286) [Archived: 6 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/24/2025, 3:18:04 AM No.17867286
Ambiorix
Ambiorix
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>wins one battle against a nobody Roman legate by tricking and ambushing him while in transit
>immediately flees when Caesar shows up
>hides across the Rhine while Caesar genocides his tribe and razes his lands
>never shows his face again
>2000 years later Belgians desperate for an identity erect a statue of him to commemorate his "bravery"
Nice national hero kek. 19th century nationalism was embarrassing
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 3:20:45 AM No.17867288
>>17867286 (OP)
Reminder the nation-state of Belgium predates Italy
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 6:01:08 AM No.17867463
>>17867286 (OP)
you just know a “we wuz romans” brown southern Italian typed this
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 1:53:23 PM No.17868013
>>17867288
>>17867463
t. Flemish waffle factory workers on their mandatory EU pegging break