If Jesus Christ were to come back wearing modern clothes, what would he wear?

>>17869331 (OP)
Probably a thrift store flannel, Walmart jeans, and busted sandals... Dude was homeless and hung with prostitutes. Mega-church "prosperity gospel" clowns would call him a socialist hobo and report him to ICE. I did a qucik AI mock up.

>>17869331 (OP)
Xhe'd dress like this.
>>17869338
Yeah but he was jewish so evangelicals would love him.

>>17869331 (OP)
He'd have his hair cut, and he'd wear pants and a belt.

>>17869338
>>17869416
Tick tock.

I'd imagine he'd look something like that image you posted.

>>17869331 (OP)
He would look like that.

>>17869454
>Jesus was a pedophile

>>17869465
Slander and delusion.

>>17869454
Would Jesus say "I'm not a Christian"?
https://youtube.com/shorts/qRFlqgmYmsY?si=oKBJzs52znAx42oR
There's even a book on it
https://www.amazon.in/Donald-Trump-Antichrist-Imaginative-Politics-ebook/dp/B0DBFG836L

>Se vería así.
Sure, the guy who worshipps the jews would be the same as the one who got killed by jews

>>17869490
>I love lies.
Have fun burning.

>>17869500
>lies
How is it a lie if he literally said it?

>>17869424
It's called tik tok, gramps

>>17869510
>Doubling down
Those flames just got hotter.

>>17869331 (OP)
>respected outfit recognized in most of the world
>mildly outdated in the US, but respected attire in Asia, Europe, Africa
>neither explicitly lower or upper class
>implies education (Jesus never concealed his education and intellect)
What could fit better?

>>17869338
Jesus was an artisan (in modern speak, tradesman). Carpentry was quite respectable field and not especially lower class.

>>17869814
>m'lord

>>17869331 (OP)
If he was alive today he'd be some grifter on podcast circuits

>>17869827
Isn't that a very old english thing? Like, medieval? Even in the 1611 KJV they say "my lord."

>Matthew 24:48
>"But and if that euill seruant shal say in his heart, My Lord delayeth his comming,"

>>17869744
Ah, I get it, you're trying to troll me
Good day sir

>>17869331 (OP)
Bedecked in gold and jewels, as befits a king. He'd incinerate the poverty gospel types on the spot.

>>17869331 (OP)
this, because his frail, 2000 year old immune system wouldn't stand a chance against all of our germs and diseases