>CHRIST IS KING
can we see him?
>NO HE FLEW INTO THE SKY AND IS COMING BACK ANY DAY NOW
billions of people believe this happened

most people don't really believe it
they just kinda accept it and push it out of their mind

>>17870141 (OP)
>brb
>last online 2,000 years ago

Shouldn't Kings actually exercise sovereignty? If Jesus were a king then he'd be a pretty shit king since there are about 5.6 billion people out there that don't believe in him and aren't carrying out his teachings or law.

i'm sure Jesus is entirely unflustered by someone saying he can fly. meanwhile i'd be shocked if he weren't working up a royal burn on you, should you refuse to repent

>>17870214
Can I see him to make sure you're not lying?

>No, he flew away

>>17870214
where did he fly to though? is he avoiding all the commercial airplanes right now?

did he exit the atmosphere and flying around like a jesus shaped comment in the solar system?

>>17870141 (OP)
Enjoy Hell.

>>17870279
SAAR

>>17870408
You will be thrown into tartarus for affronting the king of the gods
Hail Zeus!

>>17870141 (OP)
I saw him. I was blessing God one day and I saw a vision of him.

>>17870408
You will be thrown in the Crone’s blackened brew for mocking the Divine Femme.
Hail her silver thread.

>>17870214
>he's unflustered, but he's also dreaming up convoluted ways of torturing you forever in his fire dungeon

>>17870408
>whoa did you not accept on blind faith a story about flying jews? Off to the magic lava!

Why is god so retarded?

>>17871230
Huh? You think Thomas went to hell because his faith wasn't blind?