Thread 17870507 - /his/

Anonymous
7/25/2025, 1:14:21 PM No.17870507
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>The purpose of Venus figurines confound archaeologists for hundreds of years
>'It's a fertility goddess statue, one of Jung's primal archetypes!', 'It's an in-group symbol denoting a package of matriarchal ideas transported across Europe!'
It's literally just palaeolithic porn of chicks with big fucking titties
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Big Bongus !!9zfcclmmPlH
7/25/2025, 1:52:45 PM No.17870585
>>17870507 (OP)
Fertility goddess statue and porn was the same thing to paleolithic Europeans
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 1:56:28 PM No.17870594
>>17870585
That simple
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 2:07:12 PM No.17870619
They're too fat, the woman on the left looks far healthier and sexier. The statues are literally just morbidly obese.
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 4:27:32 PM No.17870927
>>17870507 (OP)
its fat even for today’s standards, it would have been literally outlandish and otherworldly for an ancient nigga
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 4:29:54 PM No.17870931
>>17870507 (OP)
Name, now!!!
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 6:09:54 PM No.17871151
>>17870507 (OP)

The head isn't that of a human.

It's either a pine cone (Pinus brutia) or an acorn (Cerris, Ilex, Ponticae, Quercus).
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Big Bongus !!9zfcclmmPlH
7/25/2025, 6:15:36 PM No.17871170
>>17871151
She has braids or a hat
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 6:26:36 PM No.17871198
it's actually a magic tool, that's why the creative regions are outlined and the face is completely featureless
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 9:07:02 PM No.17871548
>>17870507 (OP)
I'm convinced the people who insist the Venus of Willendorf is porn have never felt an attraction to women before. They are all titanic faggots or coping porkers. Lets look at the differences between the modern whore on the left and the figurine on the right? Notice anything immediately? Yeah that's right. The Venus figurine is disgustingly and morbidly obese, it also has a horrifying face covering, the woman on the left is somewhat fat but no where near the figurine levels; her tits are the fattest part of her body -- not her fucking stomach.
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 9:12:01 PM No.17871561
>>17871548
>her tits are the fattest part of her body -- not her fucking stomach.

...
>2025 AD
>men STILL fooled by camera angles
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 9:13:01 PM No.17871562
>>17871561
Well I am sure if I saw her side profile things may change, I was talking about the picture in isolation, not the person.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 9:14:21 PM No.17871567
>>17870507 (OP)
I’ve heard the hypothesis that these statues were actually carved by women looking down at themselves and it kinda makes sense and explains the fucked up proportions.
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 9:55:43 PM No.17871659
>>17871561
She's also like indisputably not as fat as the Willendorf figurine.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 9:57:47 PM No.17871665
>>17871567
Why didnt they just use other women as models
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 10:35:40 PM No.17871771
>>17870507 (OP)
>modern porn addled brain can only see things in terms of pornography

sad
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 10:46:34 PM No.17871822
>>17871151
>can name exact plant species by their taxonomic name
>has never seen a person with curled hair before
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 10:47:52 PM No.17871831
>>17871548
>horrifying face covering
>women having hair is horrifying
???
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 11:22:06 PM No.17871920
>>17870931
Uwucaptain666/Touki00
She stopped doing content years ago and eventually got a breast reduction out of spite but what does exist is all pretty good
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Anonymous
7/25/2025, 11:36:06 PM No.17871953
>>17871567
>>17871665
This is a good point, it doesn't make sense for women to think of themselves as looking drastically different from every other woman unless morbid obesity was endemic in their society
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 11:49:04 PM No.17871975
>>17871831
How many people have you seen with the figurines hair style? You fucking retard.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 12:28:52 AM No.17872078
>>17871831
Let me rephrase this, how many people have you seen with hair encapsulating the entirety of their head obfuscating all facial features and braided around the head such that it appears as discs rather than emanating from a particular follicle?
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 1:30:32 AM No.17872214
>>17871561
Her belly isn’t flat but she’s nowhere near as obese as the Venus figure.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 1:37:55 AM No.17872235
>>17870619
Morbid obesity is the highest form of attractiveness.
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 1:40:07 AM No.17872244
>>17871548
Have you considered the fact that your attraction to stick insects is an unnatural byproduct of modernity where our food products are laced with onions and testosterone levels are on a record low? The neolithic hunter gatherers would plap the fattest bitches around because that’s simply how things needed to be.
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 1:40:49 AM No.17872249
When it gets cold I find I become more attracted to fatter chicks, now imagine an upper paleolithic nigga living in -40° in a caloric deficit, hunting all day, is it really that surprising that they would be into landwhales?
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 2:06:35 AM No.17872310
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>>17872235
>t. Pierce
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Anonymous
7/26/2025, 2:11:13 AM No.17872327
>>17871920
Not the e-whore the statue! Grug need to get his rocks off.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 3:44:10 AM No.17872583
>>17872244
While you are correct in what you say about the media pushing an unnatural beauty standard that glorifies women who look like inmates at Auschwitz. I think you both miss the issue that the Venus of Willendorf is an abstraction. Its features are given more or less focus depending on their relative importance. Like how people are attracted to anime characters but in real life wouldn't actually be attracted to a woman whose eyes were so large they took up 70% of her head. It has a large belly because men naturally want a women with some meat on their bones and so that aspect is emphasized to demonstrate the women is attractive and fertile, she's not meant to actually be 500 pounds.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 6:35:13 AM No.17872872
>>17872244
I have to assume you are insane, the obesity on display in that statue is not even really realistic. Maybe 1 in every 10,000 people would actually achieve that girth as a nomadic hunter gatherer, it's not like they had anything other than their two feet to move with at this point in human history and they lived during a time of global cooling. I would assume where this size did exist it was as a result of a defect than some sort of desirable or attainable beauty standard. The complete absence of a face from the statue, the strange covering, the garish proportions, all of these things indicate a more complex purpose than coom bait. The modern whore on the left? Also fat. Also has huge tits. Not as fat as the statue. Has a face.
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 8:35:05 AM No.17872991
>>17872310
>BBW
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