> Be Otto Skorzeny during the Battle of the Bulge
> Being ordered by Hitler to have your men wear Allied uniforms and use confiscated vehicles to capture bridges along the Meuse river before destroying them by causing confusion in the rear of the allied forces.
> Start the operation on December 16 near Bad Münstereifel
> The only result of this was one team managed to persuade a U.S. Army unit to withdraw from Poteau, Belgium and another team switched around road signs which sent an entire U.S. regiment in the wrong direction.
> As a result, U.S. troops began asking other soldiers questions that they felt only Americans would know the answers to in order to flush out the German infiltrators, which included naming state capitals, sports and trivia questions related to the U.S.
> A Brigadier general was held at gunpoint for saying incorrectly that the Chicago Cubs were in the American League and a General being repeatedly stopped in his staff car by checkpoint guards who seemed to enjoy asking him such questions.
> Then be charged for war crimes in 1947
> Acquitted for following orders.

Moral of the story: Always know that the Cubs are in the National League.

>>17871902 (OP)
>the American intelligence net was based around what happened in stickball that year
Who let these niggers into Evropa?

>>17871902 (OP)
This wouldn’t work today because Americans aren’t racially European anymore. Maybe it could happen if they invaded Mexico.