Why do Indo-European religions seem so epic compared to Abrahamic religions, which can feel less exciting?
What led Europeans and Iranians to replace their indigenous belief systems with Abrahamic religions?

>>17881758 (OP)
>because they were/are
>the sword, coercion, starving you out, etc.

Even later Hindu innovations like the Bhagavad Gita clearly exemplify the epic masculine IE mentality in a way no Abrahamic religion ever has.

>स्वधर्ममपि चावेक्ष्य न विकम्पितुमर्हसि ।
>धर्म्याद्धि युद्धाच्छ्रेयोऽन्यत्क्षत्रियस्य न विद्यते ॥ ३१ ॥
>Further, looking to thine own duty thou shouldst not tremble; for there is nothing more welcome to a Kshattriya than war.
>यदृच्छया चोपपन्नं स्वर्गद्वारमपावृतम् ।
>सुखिनः क्षत्रियाः पार्थ लभन्ते युद्धमीदृशम् ॥ ३२ ॥
>Happy the Kshattriyas, O Pârtha, who obtain such a fight, offered unsought as an open door to heaven.
>अथ चेत्त्वमिमं धर्म्यं सङ्ग्रामं न करिष्यसि ।
>ततः स्वधर्मं कीर्तिं च हित्वा पापमवाप्स्यसि ॥ ३३ ॥
>But if thou wilt not carry on this warfare, then casting away thine own duty and thine honour, thou wilt incur sin.
>अकीर्तिं चापि भूतानि कथयिष्यन्ति तेऽव्ययाम् ।
>सम्भावितस्य चाकीर्तिर्मरणादतिरिच्यते ॥ ३४ ॥
>Men will recount thy perpetual dishonour, and, to one highly esteemed, dishonour exceedeth death.

>श्रीभगवानुवाच ।
>कालोऽस्मि लोकक्षयकृत्प्रवृद्धो लोकान्समाहर्तुमिह प्रवृत्तः ।
>ऋतेऽपि त्वां न भविष्यन्ति सर्वे येऽवस्थिताः प्रत्यनीकेषु योधाः ॥ ३२ ॥
>The Blessed Lord spake:
>Time am I, laying desolate the world,
>Made manifest on earth to slay mankind!
>Not one of all these warriors ranged for strife
>Escapeth death; thou shalt alone survive.
>तस्मात्त्वमुत्तिष्ठ यशो लभस्व जित्वा शत्रून्भुङ्क्ष्व राज्यं समृद्धम् ।
मयैवैते निहताः पूर्वमेव निमित्तमात्रं भव सव्यसाचिन् ॥ ३३ ॥
>Therefore stand up! win for thyself renown,
>Conquer thy foes, enjoy the wealth filled realm,
>By Me they are already overcome,
>Be thou the outward cause, left-handed one.

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>>17881758 (OP)
Why do people complain about Yahweh being like this and then say shit like this

>>17881808
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>>17881758 (OP)
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>>17881807
saars

>>17881758 (OP)
Baal was a storm god that fought a giant serpent. I think that trope is more common than you think

>>17881758 (OP)
>iranian
Its a bmac religion
Also no abrahamic are also epic too
>>17881807
Shut up retarded cuck faggot
Abrahamism is more patriarchal and masculine than IE
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>>17881758 (OP)
Also this
Not just common to IE but to everybody

Abrahamic religions tell the truth, Indo-European religions are just myths.

>>17882254
Lmao, all bible stories are pagan stories that got appropriated and rewritten with different characters, even your rabbi Yeshua, there is nothing unique in the OT or NT, but you are uneducated

>>17881758 (OP)
Japanese confirmed Aryan?

>>17882261
The earth is only a few thousand years old, and all the myths came after Adam and Eve, and after Noah survived the floods

>>17882269
Yes

>>17882275
Whatever helps you cope

Curry smell thread

>>17881758 (OP)
>Why do Indo-European religions seem so epic compared to Abrahamic religions, which can feel less exciting?
You are simply much better acquainted with the Abrahamic corpus of tales and stories than with the extinct Euro-IE mythologies or the Indian corpus.
If you were a pajeet Indra would be trite and Jesus would be new and exotic.

>>17881758 (OP)
the creation myth of the semitic babylonians was about the heaven and earth being created from the body of a dragon that was slain by the thunder god. this myth is everywhere.

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Its because most humans have an instinctive discomfort and or fear of snakes so slaying serpents is a common folk story the Mande have one about a man Mamandi slaying Bida a Giant 9 headed Python who made it rain gold. dragons also come from this as well if you notice every early dragon story has them resemble some kind serpent mixed with other creatures

>>17882459
Yeah I know. Scientific studies show that humans can pick out snakes faster than other animals

This is also reflected in Abrahamic faiths in various ways. The old serpent is cast down in the Bible as well.

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>>17882671
>eurocucks abandon their true religions to worship a Jew

OP

>>17881758 (OP)
You are making the wrong question
You should be asking why the existing Abrahamic religions have such boring mythologies

>What led Europeans and Iranians to replace their indigenous belief systems with Abrahamic religions?
a mix of politicians and other people in power realizing the centralized abrahamic religions could be a great tool to control the masses and countries using economic and military pressure to convert neighboring peoples

>>17881758 (OP)
I'm so glad that you're going to burn and wish you had never existed, forever. :)

>>17882116
>Abrahamism is more patriarchal and masculine than IE
The idea of some nerdy American hunched over his laptop typing this shit is so fucking funny hahahaha fuck this website has become a parody of itself

>>17884469
There's a lesson to be learned from the stories to help instill civic virtues in the majority population. Abrahamic religion is made for sedentary patriarchal societies.
Steppeshitter stories is the original capeshit. It's all about the male phallus in some way because steppejeets love phalluses so much. That's why transsexualism originates from steppe people. That's also why there is so much gay culture tied to the steppe like afghan/turkofarsi bachi bazi/kochek culture, russia's "rent boys", dalits, etc. You won't find similar stuff like this among Arabs, Druze, African muslims, etc.

>>17884621
>There's a lesson to be learned from the stories to help instill civic virtues in the majority population
What "lessons", it's just codified autism.
>Two separate fabrics touching in the same item of clothing?!? Civilisation is in peril o algo!

>>17881758 (OP)
the stories in the bible were probably written by a woman.

>>17882261
You autistic bastard you just committed blasphemy

>>17884564
Kek

>>17881758 (OP)
Songs in honor of the god in the Old Testament correspond to songs in honor of Baal Hadadd from Ugarit (there are, in principle, many coincidences)

And thunder qualities were also possessed by Enlil, Nergal and Ninurta, also dragon-slayers (Abrahamism also has intersections with Sumerian mythology)

The Apocalypse of John literally retells the battle of the god of thunder and the serpent (Yam, Mot, Vritra, Leviathan, Typhon, Seth (for some reason identified with Typhon), Illuyanka, etc.)

Baalbek
Temple of Jupiter, Venus and Bachus
or Hadad, Atargatis and Melqart
etc etc etc many analgoues

>>17885880
https://www.logos.com/ugaritic

https://www.theology.edu/ugarbib.htm

the real, non-meme answer is that because the abrahamic religions assume the power of God to be unequaled, you can't make God appear to be epically fighting for power over the Earth. God has won, is winning and will win forever.
This makes the Bible shift to show the struggle of Men instead to keep up with God's will and His Commandments. The flipside of this is that men IRL don't fight off fuckhuge monsters or kill a hundred bazillions nymphs or emprison Demons that can devour Gods in Gehenna, so they fight battles, lose or win against sin and have their entire bloodlines cursed or blessed if they did fine.
the only "epic" part of Abrahamic religions I'd say is Revelation, when John is revealed that the world will actually just fall to Satan and He will have "won" momentarily, only for this victory to be revealed to be a punishment when God simply wrecks His shit, his work and his cultists and Jesus supplexes him straight into Gehenna, fuck huge dragon or not.

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>>17885882
https://smokingaziggurat.com/he-will-swallow-up-death-for-ever-struggles-with-death-in-the-baal-epic-and-the-bible/

https://archive.org/details/baal-theory-of-christianity-jesus

>>17885886
>The flipside of this is that men IRL don't fight off fuckhuge monsters or kill a hundred bazillions nymphs or emprison Demons that can devour Gods in Gehenna
speak for yourself

>>17881758 (OP)
because they're not semitic but from original white nordic andronovo

>>17881758 (OP)
The Bible literally has Jehovah vs Leviathan.

Read Carroll Quigley's book on civilizations you absolute retard. You are the blackest gorilla nigger I have ever fucking seen. kill yourself immediately.

>>17888317
>eurocuck
Go ahead, keep sucking Jewish penis

>>17888544
you have to be at least 18 to post here.

>>17881758 (OP)
To be fair jewish mythology like Grigori and sheid are pretty interesting.

>>17881808
Yahweh is the worm/snake.

>>17884520
Yeshua bar Pantera is boiling in excrement.

>>17888571
Keep defending Israel, eurocuck

>>17881758 (OP)
>What led Europeans and Iranians to replace their indigenous belief systems with Abrahamic religions?
Monotheism, especially holy text based monotheism, is massively more efficient social control wise.
Even before christianity arrived Europe was moving towards the abandonment of traditional pagan beliefs in favor of kinda henotheism, but in practice monotheism in the intellectual world.
Also if you take a deep dive into christian theology you'll realize that it's basically neoplatonism with a side of pie basal beliefs (the trinity lmao).
No wonder kikes are so mad at christians, they literally saw the jewishness get beaten out of their religion through sheer intellectual rigor.