WHY DID I TELL SO MANY ANONS ON 4CHAN TO "ENJOY HELL"?????

Keep blaspheming. You're only making my bussy hotter.

>>17888908 (OP)
>heh, sure I don’t “believe” in God and constantly revile his name, but if I flip the script and accuse believers of going to hell, I’ll certainly get into heaven!

IT'S GETTIN HOT IN HERE (SO HOT)
SO TAKE OFF ALL YOUR CLOTHES (UH)
I am gettin so hot I wanna take my cloooothes off.

>>17888923
Only those who believe in/follow the Quran will escape eternal torment. If you're a Christian, you're going to Hell.

>>17888908 (OP)
They aren't true Christians. They carry hate in their hearts.
>>17889001
That chainsaw edge just got closer.
Enjoy Mexico!

The only ones who might enjoy hell are Satanists, who in truth are just a bunch of King Diamond fans.

>>17888908 (OP)
>>17889001
>>17889025
Tick tock.
>>17888923
Exactly.

>>17888923
You're going to hell for posting 'jak

>>17888908 (OP)
Enjoy Coca Cola™.

I win. :)

>>17889685

>>17888945
>Hell is 4chan
At last I truly see!

>>17889025
>Enjoy Mexico!
I already live in Mexico. Does that mean I already know what it's like to live in Hell?

>>17889605
I wonder if Satan goes easy on Satanists or even lets them torture the sinners down there.

>>17891883
Satan doesn't rule hell, he's going to burn in it in the last day.

>>17891892
Satan is the sovereign of this world and its natural law, which is referred to as hell. His dominion is absolute and eternal, for the cycle of existence is such that the end of one age always gives rise to another, perpetually and inevitably. Thus, Satan’s rule is unbroken, always present, and destined to endure.

>>17891082
It means you're already enjoying it.

>>17888908 (OP)
Small problem: It's impossible for me to go to Hell. I've already been redeemed by the blood of the Lamb and my savior Jesus Christ.