What the fuck is a Sabian?

These guys

>>17893214 (OP)
>>17893263
Why would Allah care about a ethnoreligious group in the Fertile Crescent unless Muhammad himself had been delivering his revelations in Iraq?
>Reconciling diverse seventh century sources that refer to a contemporary Arab political and/or religious leader called ‘Mḥmṭ’, the Qurʾan’s principal author, adopting the name of ‘Maḥamad’, assumed leadership, of an Arab confederacy in northern Mesopotamia in 621, to be succeeded by Abu Bakr in 628.
>In either 621 or 622, at the time when Heraclius was launching his counterattack against Khusrow, there was an Arab insurgency in northern Mesopotamia which resulted in the formation of an Arab polity, known as the realm of the Ṭayyāyē or Tachkastan. The first ruler of this ‘kingdom’, probably in reality a confederation of Arab tribes, was known as ‘Mḥmṭ’ or ‘Mahmet’ (a name that is generally rendered in this article in its conventional English form, Muhammad).

Verily the Koran is true. It is completely compatible with the Bible. God has confounded us all since the tower of Babel. Sabians are descended of the Lehite migration around 600 BC from Jerusalem before the destruction. You can see their descendants still in Ethiopia and Beta Israel. The myth of Prester John comes from this far-flung Christian nation. You can also see Moroni is the capitol of Cumorah, or Comoros, an island east of Africa and in the same region. Early Islamic history recounts a mission to Ethiopia where some of the earliest Muslims went to visit the Sabians.

Of course, in order to comprehend this all, you must have a good understanding of the Gospel as written in the New Testament.

>>17893263
Then why aren't they called Sabians?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sabaic
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ge%CA%BDez