>The Lithuanian nobility once decided to promote the myth that they were actually descendants of 500 roman nobles which fleed Italy to escape Nero, just to prove their nobility was older and more prestigious the the german and polish ones

>>17896498 (OP)
That's insane lmfao

>>17896501
/his/ should really promote less know cases of bizzarre historical Wewuzzing like this one

>>17896519
Just you wait till you hear about Swedish Gothism. Swedes in 16c. one day decided that beacuse they are Goths ancestors and Gothic chief destroyd West Rome that means the whole Western Europe belongs to Sweden or sth like that.
Note that Swedish kings used to include in their titulature 'King of Goths', Wends etc.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gothicism

>>17896723
That's actually valid and heckin' true though. Unironically.

>>17896723
People can identify themselves however they want chud!

>>17896498 (OP)
>The Romano-Sarmatian IMPERIVM of Poland-Lithuania
Vgh…

>>17896723
Why didn’t Denmark and Norway suffer from such autism?

>>17896723
Didnt they also get got in a beef with the spanish nobles that claimed THEY were the actuall descendants of the conquering Chad goths, while the svens ancestors were the cowards that stay in the homeland? Read it somewhere

>>17896498 (OP)
Yeah, we learn about that in school.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Palemonids
But it was not really unique, you can find such larper since what - Romans larping as Trojans?
It's just that people in 15th and 16th century had poor understanding of history and even more so prehisotory.

>>17896519
I made a thread about exactly that and only a few anons replied but there were cool examples. Mostly changs LARPing as some long dead dynasty from their great grandfather's time.

>>17896723
Achually this is only half wewuzzing. We know have ancient dna from Goths settlements at Poland and quess what..they were genetic Swedes.

Nobility is savagery disguised as legitimacy.

Frankish nobility would boast that they descended from the Trojans and even elaborated a supposed genealogy proving as much.
>Francus or Francio is a mythological figure of French medieval historians which referred to a legendary eponymous king of the Franks, a descendant of the Trojans, founder of the Merovingian dynasty and forefather of Charlemagne.

>>17898251
Also, France’s equivalent to Virgil’s The Aeneid.
>The Franciade
>The poem begins in Epirus, where its hero Francus is living a lazy life with his mother Andromache and his uncle Helenus. The poem claims that Francus (the new name of Astyanax) did not die (as Homer wrote in the Iliad), but that he was saved and awaits a new mission: to found France. Jupiter, however, hopes that Francus will give up his lazy ways and set off on his mission. He thus sends down Mercury to remind him of his destiny. Francus eventually builds ships and sets sail. The second book opens with the tale of Francus' journey and shipwreck. He lands on the island of Crete and is welcomed by Prince Dicée. Francus saves the prince's son from a giant, and the prince's two daughters fall in love with him. The third book is focused on the love story between Francus and one of the sisters, Clymène, who eventually dies, whereas the fourth and final book is mainly given over to the other sister Hyante, who delivers to Francus a prophecy about how he will give travel and eventually found France.

>>17896519

Like pretty much all emperors before Hirohito saying "we wuz descended from "gods" (actually demons who work for the antichrist) an shieett"? I agree.

>I am the messi-ACK

>>17898254
Lmao didnt they also used this LARP to justify the Sack of Costantinople, claiming it was a revenge against what the greeks did to their ancestral trojan homeland or some similar bullshit? I res It somewhere.

>>17897878
An impressive union of two impressive LARPing nations indeed

>>17897930
If we used our full irredentist powers we would destroy all self esteem across the world. It's bad enough that we're on the top of every conceivable list in the present day. The Swedes had to larp to justify their ooga booga wars against Danish and Norwegian territory. The second that Norwegian and Danish missionaries tried to introduce christianity into sweden they also turned full turbo-catholic and obnoxiously pious.
tldr;
Goths fled Sweden because the trees spoke in autism.

>MOM I BUMPED IT AGAIN award

>>17900196
ahem..

>>17898115
Also, I will just mention that there are unironic sarmatists even to today. One of them is Varg tier.

>>17901382
Care to share the name? I love exploring foreign autismo-schizoid internet microcelebrities like the italian (Lombard) Paolo Sizzi

>>17901614
Aivaras Lileika, tho I am not sure that you will find much in English, or even text stuff you could try to google translate.