Thread 17897216

No, I will NOT enjoy hell. That's sort of the point.

So tell me in no uncertain terms how I can AVOID hell. Please and thank you.

>>17897216 (OP)
Oh I'll enjoy Hell alright.

Hail satan

666 please take my soul straight to the depths of hell

>>17897216 (OP)
Mexico status: enjoyed.

>>17897216 (OP)
Believe in Jesus and go to your closest Catholic church to get baptized and confirmed.

>>17897216 (OP)
Enjoy Heck

>>17897225
Looks delicious

>>17897216 (OP)
You have to strive for the virtues Christ had professed at his sermon on the mount. Anything less is protestant cope.

>>17897297
>be literally Jesus or you will burn
remind me again why Christians think God is merciful

>>17897216 (OP)
Do what I tell you and give me your money, that way the invisible sky wizard won't hurt you after you die.

>>17897300
he said “strive for” not “actually be”
reading comprehension is difficult

>>17897216 (OP)
It’s very easy. You can avoid Hell permanently in the next fifteen minutes. This video shows you how: https://youtu.be/foRtBHXM16A?si=oiyP2Z7BJpYQrMtS


>>17897224
>>17897225
>>17897226
>>17897297
>>17897318
>>17897321
Have fun burning.

>>17897404
Give me your money and do as I say or you'll burn, infidel.

>>17897404
>Jonathan Shelly
You just linked OP to a false prophet, enjoy hell! This is the only way. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=csFKSsCJP7A

>>17897415
>>17897419
Those flames just got hotter. Tick tock.>>17897419

>>17897404
>>17897453
enjoy tartarus

>>17897453
Your wallet just got lighter.

>>17897453
You sure know that, heretics like you burn the brightest

>>17897404
>Have fun burning.

>>17897753
>That quote
Enjoy burning!

Enjoy Manuel's crispy taco plate while you can. He'll be paying for it later.

>>17897757
Do you want to be judged and condemned? Why?

>>17897753
>Every unrepentant sinner’s favorite verse
Lmao. Lol even. Do you think the perfect creator of the Universe isn’t going to judge you? Christ is king and you WILL repent or perish.

>>17897764
Of course he's paying, he's the one who invited. The only invitation you'll receive will be straight from hell.

>>17897404
The Catholic church is the one true church that Jesus Christ founded. Since you are a baptist, you likely subscribe to the following heresies: -Once Saved Always Saved
-Imputed rightousness
-Memorialism
-Sola Scriptura
-Saints cannot intercede
-Iconoclasm
Choose which you would like to debate.

Isn’t sex like a sin? Does that mean I get to have a ton of orgies in hell? Hell yeah

>>17898312
it’s a monkeys paw situation
you get to have a ton of orgies
but all the partakers are demons with barbed cocks fucking you in the ass

>>17898005
Yeah, the perfect creator will judge me. Not some random faggot on 4chan who pretends to be a Christian that shouts "Enjoy Hell!" like he's God or something.
>>17898316
You can stomach a bunch of tranny femboys with balloon tits but demon orgies in hell is too much for you?

>>17898335

>You can stomach a bunch of tranny femboys with balloon tits

Woah to the fuck to the woah woah woah.

Slow down. Where the fuck did you get that from, and do you have proof?

>>17898226
I don’t need to debate any of them. I’m not full of debate. You’re going to burn in hell, forever, while I enjoy the Holy City. Enjoy.

>>17898095
Nah he's gonna burn like the extra foil wrapped onion he gave you. Tacos can't be that good.

FILTHY GOYIM!
YOUR FEEBLE MIND IS MINE TO USE AS I PLEASE! YOUR REALITY IS AS I DEEM IT SLAVE EHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE.

>>17898005
Christ is King of the Jews :)

>>17897321
>he said “strive for” not “actually be”
He said to be literally perfect and a single sin is more than enough to instantly set you back to square one

>>17898473
>Tacos can't be that good.
Those flames just got hotter.

>>17898338

No proof or anything at all? Just random drive-by bullshit? Kay, I guess.

Fuck God, that sanctimonious prick sitting on his cloud-throne, jerking off to his own self-righteous dogma while the world burns. What a fucking joke—omnipotent, my ass. If he’s so all-powerful, why’s he letting kids starve and wars rage? Probably too busy polishing his halo or counting his angelic fanboys to give a shit. Divine plan? More like divine scam, a cosmic Ponzi scheme where we’re all suckered into worshiping a sky-daddy who doesn’t even bother to show up. Holy Spirit? Sounds like a cheap booze brand for desperate priests. And don’t get me started on that Bible—fairy tales for grown adults too spineless to think for themselves. Jesus can take his cross and shove it; I’d rather roast marshmallows over hellfire than bow to that bearded fuck’s ego trip.

In this solemn and grave declaration, I cast scorn upon the Christian deity, a hollow figure enthroned in a rotting heaven, whose promises of salvation are but chains of delusion forged in the fires of fear. This so-called God, draped in a veneer of love, is a tyrant of cosmic cruelty, demanding worship while presiding over a world festering with suffering, disease, and despair. His scriptures, riddled with contradictions, are the scribblings of a sadistic mind, reveling in the torment of floods, plagues, and eternal torture for those who dare think freely. The cross, his supposed symbol of sacrifice, is a grotesque monument to a narcissist who craves adoration while offering nothing but silence to the cries of the afflicted. His omnipotence is a lie, his omniscience a farce, and his mercy a cruel jest, as he watches children starve and innocents perish with the cold indifference of a deity too impotent to act or too callous to care. Let his name be spat upon, a relic of a decaying myth that shackles minds and poisons hope.

>>17899296

Still no anything? Guess that was a fucking lie then.

>>17898876
Your church is full of hateful old people

>>17899333
>I’d rather roast marshmallows over hellfire than bow to that bearded fuck’s ego trip.
It's so rich that losers like you think you can dictate what Hell is going to be like. To be clear: God is going to send you there to make you miserable, because he hates you. You are so fucked. :)

>>17897216 (OP)
they don't know how. all they know is how to be antagonistic turds who will ironically probably land in some kind of hell themselves

>>17899421
Your replies make you sus.

>>17900054
It’s an admitted troll who hates Jesus. How new are you?

>>17900056

I'm not a fucking troll. I'm just subject to a lot of demonic possession.

>>17900054

How?

>>17897216 (OP)
Read and believe the book of mormon from africa

>>17899464
My church is full of carpenters and manual laborers like our humble Lord.

>>17897216 (OP)
solve epistemology

npc's all up in the board

>>17898415
You are literally the most useless “apologist”/“preacher” in the history of Independent “Fundamental Baptism”.

>>17897216 (OP)
>So tell me in no uncertain terms how I can AVOID hell. Please and thank you.
Curse YHWH and temple of Solomon every day.

>>17901175
The temple of Solomon was a temple to Ba'al, though. It was built in imitation to the temple of Ba'al in Tyre. By the same architect, even.

>>17897216 (OP)
No.
I will continue to tell people "Enjoy Hell" or "Have fun burning" as an atheist because it is hilarious to poison discourse and make theists look as bad as possible.

>>17901231
Ba'al and YHWH are the same thing.
Abraham, David and Solomon all practiced human sacrifice.

>>17900240
Protestants avoid anything resembling effort, lest it seem like "earning" salvation.

>>17897404
Thanks. I did that. Now back to gooning.

>>17901360
lol so did jesus he human sacrificed himself

>>17900750
I'm not an apologist. I am a preacher, and unfortunately for your claim I have saved many people through preaching the word of God. Ready to admit you're wrong? Too, are you even a Baptist?
>>17901343
>>17901360
>>17902021
Enjoy Hell.
>>17902113
Enjoy erectile dysfunction.

>>17902187
>I have saved many people
If the world were to end in the next 200 years, the total number of humans in all time might be like 140 billion. The amount of KJV baptists in all of history is somewhere around 10-20 million. Let's say another 10 million followers of the KJV religion are added in the next couple generations before the end, giving us a generous 30 million followers. That is 0.023077% of every human in history, or 1 in 4348.

So on your view, if you are born in this universe the odds of getting infinity torture is 99.98% (for finite sins done by these little 3d microbe lives), or 99.95% if you start counting from 0AD.

You have a lot of work to do anon.

>>17902222
1. Not only KJV Baptists go to heaven.
2. The number of KJV baptists is far higher than 10-20 million.
3. The damned don't matter.
4. The odds are 0% if you accept Jesus and 100% if you reject him.
5. Have fun burning.

>>17902228
1.2. Nowhere is there truly complete data on the small subset of KJV Baptists. 10-20 million is a fair estimate since it is a small offshoot religion beginning in the 17th century. If we use a dramatically higher and more generous number of 200 million (higher than research estimates of the total number of all Baptists, of any kind, which appears to be 50-100 million), over 60b = 0.33%, which is a 99.67% condemnation rate, or 0.14% if we count past 0 AD, or 99.86% of all humans getting tortured infinitely forever.
3. Then why do you save them?
4. Are you a universalist now?
5. Enjoy math.

I'dd literally sell my soul to God, to avoid hell

"Enjoy hell" posting is the surest way to go to hell

>>17902275
>3. Then why do you save them?
I don't. I save unsaved people before they are damned.
>4. Are you a universalist now?
No, you just can't read.
>5. Enjoy math.
One of us has a math degree, and it isn't you. Tick tock.

>>17903524
Sorry, I'm never going. Since you believe in works salvation, enjoy Hell. Freakshow.

>>17904812
Oof 8th commandment violation there buster. Looks like you’ll be joining those flames.

>>17904811
You're telling me existing in this world means there is a ninety nine point nine percent chance of getting infinity torture and that is true justice, and you're trying to hit me with tick tock as well lmao you absolute dumbass jajajajajaja james 2:26 btw jajajajja you have to go to work

>>17897216 (OP)
The easiest way is to accept Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior. You must accept that the Bible is truth. Obviously, there are 1000s of translations of the Bible and they will lose some accuracy due to translation errors, but I would recommend New American Standard Bible or the New International Version or King James Version. The contents of the Bible are 100% accurate and the most important thing is that Jesus died on the Cross and resurrected after 3 days. A good way to start reading up on are books that catalog the prophecies that Jesus Christ fulfilled. Josh McDowell has a decent book about it called Evidence That Demands A Verdict. It is an older book and has some pacing issues. But, it does a fairly good job at showing the who what when where and why of the fulfillment of God's word.

If I'm going to hell I'm gonna drag as many people down with me

>>17905832
>You must accept that the Bible is truth.
>The contents of the Bible are 100% accurate
No, I will not believe Noah's flood happened.

>Obviously, there are 1000s of translations of the Bible and they will lose some accuracy due to translation errors
No, you can't blame Noah's flood being such a ridiculous story on mistranslation.

>>17906598
No Noah's flood happened and that makes the most sense logically and scientifically.

>>17897216 (OP)
Skill issue

>>17904863
>Oof
Have fun burning.
>>17905217
>jajajajajaja
Enjoy Mexico, shitskin.
>James 2
Mexico in this life, and Hell in the next. What a loser.
>>17906598
Tick tock.

>>17897226
>Catholic church
Catholics are all going to hell for worshiping false idols

>>17907332
>Doulia hyperdouliaque latria sunt
Gaude in inferno, haeretice!

>>17907328
Oof doubling down. You are Unrepentant of your 8th commandment violations. Enjoy hell.

>>17907917
>Oof
Those flames just got hotter.

>>17897216 (OP)
>thread is a bunch of christians all telling each other they're going to hell
clown religion

Have any of you looked into Hinduism/Buddhism/Jainism? They have a concept of hell called "Naraka" too. Often you hear people say hell only exists in the abrahamic religions but that isn't true.

Naraka

Worship Ahura Mazda.
good thoughts
good words
good deeds

I just contemplate on why the God of all God's can't create a place similar to jail on Earth with beings who can help sinners understand their actions better instead of tormenting them for eternity. Is any person really that evil that they can't learn from their errors?

>>17908662
>>17908667


Almost all religions have a "vast majority of people that die go to a place of torture and only a select few get paradise" view of death. Even in Norse mythology that some pagans like to larp about says that only the warriors that die during battle get to go to "heaven", everyone else has to go to hell.

>>17908678
Some people say this is what purgatory is for, it's for those that have been saved but still lead sinful lives.

>>17908681
same with ancient Greek mythology, only the heroes and virtuous got to go to the Elysian Fields

>>17908684
purgatory only seems to exist within Catholic doctrine and some elements of Hinduism/Buddhism but even in Catholic doctrine it was only for very small sins that weren't that important or didn't affect others as much (stealing a candy bar as a child) , if you sinned way more you still got hell

Threadly reminder Baptist preacher is a cannibal and is incapable of feeling love for man. Let me put my reading glasses on. KJV 1 John 4:20:
>If a man say... I love God... and HATETH his brother, Baptist... he is a liar... for he that loveth not his brother whom he hath seen, how can he love God whom he hath not seen?

Baptist preacher is a liar. He has lied his way into an ego trip the likes of which would make fellow cult leaderlettes seethe. This is what cannibals do. They're compelled to do it by desire to dominate their "brothers" and to consume human flesh. There are no math problems in hell. No multiplication, no division, no mad minutes, no calculators. When you touch a calculator in hell the numbers appear as gibberish and the plastic melts your hand to the bone.

>>17910088
I do not hate my brother. Good job, you just made a railing accusation against God's elect. Those flames are going to be that much more intolerable for you when you are thrown into the furnace. Enjoy.

>>17907328
>=/

>>17910106
You hate your fellow believers for believing the wrong things about a book that was, and you have to grant me this, TRANSLATED... MULTIPLE TIMES INTO MULTIPLE LANGUAGES... by GSLs and ASLs (and compiled and written by fallible men). Did God become flesh in the authors of the contradictory texts? You write all of this off because you're proud of your perceived electedness. You need major spirit reconstructive surgery to correct the hateshow that's evident to all elect or not. Stick to your times tables.

>>17910233
>You hate your fellow believers
No, I don't.
>for believing the wrong things about a book
If they are damnable heretic, they aren't fellow believers. I don't hate saved Christians that are wrong about minor doctrinal disputes.
>that was, and you have to grant me this, TRANSLATED... MULTIPLE TIMES INTO MULTIPLE LANGUAGES... by GSLs and ASLs (and compiled and written by fallible men).
I don't have to grant you any such thing. The King James Bible was translated directly from the original Greek and Hebrew texts, which were penned by the Holy Ghost.
>Did God become flesh in the authors of the contradictory texts?
That's a retarded question.
>You write all of this off because you're proud of your perceived electedness.
You are terrible at reading minds. You are terrible at reading, for that matter.
>You need major spirit reconstructive surgery to correct the hateshow that's evident to all elect or not.
Enjoy burning.
>Stick to your times tables.
Sorry, which Ivy League school did you attend?

I rest my case.

>>17910295
>>17899421
so when's the marriage

>>17910328
You're projecting your own homosexuality onto me, I'm afraid. Bad news: Fags go to Hell. Tick tock.

>>17907328
>Enjoy Mexico
Don't envy me, here people who piss off authorities get there legs put through cinder blocks, tied underneath and then drowned. They have less remorse than you always drinking or coking up