Is Odin really worth worshipping if he drinks cum, has the knowing abilities of a human, and was powerless against St. Boniface?

Oh, wait...

Bump.

>>17898299 (OP)
>>17898344

>>17898402

What the actual FUCK is this image and why do you keep shoving it in my face?

>>17898299 (OP)
Odin practiced feminine sex magic known as seiðr, but it's nowhere mentioned that he drank semen (but probably did to gain more power). Gods tend to become disinterested and apathetic ruling for too long, so he probably didn't care about Boniface cutting his oak. Pic goes hard btw.

>worshipping
Was he worshiped?
Yes, if you're Indo-German, why not? There's no point worshiping the gods of desert people. May as well pick the one curated for your race. The Abrahamic God didn't even know your people existed, let alone having chosen them

>>17898299 (OP)
So anyone could care to explain why odin is supposedly a hunnic warrior?

>>17899032
Nordic christian converts invented fanfiction were the gods were actually just humans who were so great that they became mistakenly revered like gods. They did this so they could obsess over Germanic paganism without getting executed for heresy.
Modern retards on the internet peddle this bad fanfiction in order to sound smart by way of um ackshually-ing randos on the internet
>You worship Odin??? Um, sweaty, didn’t you know that medieval Christians said he wasn’t a real god???
Yeah no shit

>>17898299 (OP)
Is Simon Salva the new Dirk? Should I start screencapping Salva-pills the same way I did Dirk-pills?

>>17899065
>Dirk
Oh man, that name brings back so memories, I wonder what happened to him. Also all the other namefags

>COEMENUS
>JW Anon
>David

>>17898404
You haven't answered my reply in the other thread.

How does it make you feel that Amaterasu got fucked by two atomic bombs? One in the pussy and one in the asshole.

>>17899073

I don't worship Amaterasu. I worship the one True God.

>>17898299 (OP)
Did christfags forget that God literally commanded Ezekiel to eat human feces?

>>17899206

B/C/V?

Also, it's CHRISTCHADS, weak skinny LARPagan.

>>17899208
I'm not going to spoonfeed you fag. It's obvious you've never read the Bible. Nietzsche has probably read more of the Bible than most self proclaimed christcucks

>>17899073
>How does it make you feel that Amaterasu got fucked by two atomic bombs? One in the pussy and one in the asshole

>>17898299 (OP)
holy shit how many posts on this board has this retard made

Shut up darkie, I bet you drink cum yourself

>>17898299 (OP)
>he drinks cum
Pretty sure Jackson Crawford disproved that.

>>17899330

Who the fuck are you talking to, retard? Yourself?

>>17899063

Not even gods or humans. Just demons.

>>17898299 (OP)

Follow the oldest pagan tradition: Converting to Christianity.

>>17899503
Follow the oldest Simon Salva tradition: be a schizo and jump from thread to thread switching between pretending to be Catholic and Shinto.

(And then say that you were posessed by demons when confronted about it)

>>17899554

Cope.

Bump. Christ is King.

>>17899407

They're demons because they're insanely malevolent and very capricious, Odin himself is ubiquitously viewed as always angry, lustful and violent.

>>17898299 (OP)

Literally has to send ravens to gain knowledge. How is Odin "king of the gods"??!

>>17899340
no I was supposed to be talking to you. my bad

>>17900121

No, I don't drink cum.

jew god impregnated his own mother

if a holy spirit dwells within a woman and it is part of a trinity then what happens during sexual activity?

>>17900325
One, Jews don't believe in Jesus.
Two, Catholics believe Mary was a virgin for life. Other groups have varying beliefs.

>>17899202
Which one is the One True God?

>>17900404

Which one? Jesus.

>>17900418
Oh ok hope that works out for you.

>>17900419

It already has. I've been a Christian my entire life. Cope and seethe.

>>17900434
Yes, it helps you in this life. But the next? We will see.

>>17900440

Yes, because I will go to Heaven with the Lord.

>>17900442
Sure sounds like you are working your salvation out with fear and trembling. Always funny to see people totally assured of their righteousness. Like those who went to the front of a Megachurch and got a certificate, being SAVED on such and such a date.

>>17898299 (OP)
>Is Odin really worth worshipping if he lie 1, lie 2 and lie 3?
>Oh, wait...
Christcucks are beyond parody.

>>17900480

1) Not a lie. Greenberg has a PhD in linguistics.

2) Not a lie. Obvious.

3) Not a lie. He got off scot free and gained converts.

>>17900539
>lots of converts means it is the true religion
Pentecostalism or Islam is the true faith i guess guys.

>>17899032
Oldest know picture of Odin is from bracteate which is dated to 400s, this coincided with appearance of Huns in Europe.

Theory is not likely correct as linguistics push Odin (=Wodanaz) to already late proto-Germanic period, so around 0 ad. Huns were nowhere near Germanic people at that time, and even Goths had not left Scandinavian homeland.

>>17899024
>i worship retarded gods of some buttfuck forest because they look like me
Average pagan IQ. If I were to worship a god I'd worship one capable of great deeds with actual power over the entire seas and the earth. At least Greeks LARPed that their gods were also actually the gods of Egypt who fled over there after Typhon BTFO them, (ran like scared little bitches). Call him le desert God all you want but a nigga that can part the seas, flood the entire earth, walk on water and control storms and can defeat death and rise whilst Odins entire thing was coping and seething at his inevitable death at Ragnarok just goes to show that racial worship is fucking retarded. Tons of liberal faggots, cucks and weak gooners are white people, I wouldn't respect them even if they are my racial 'brethren'

>>17900803
>jesus must be god because he can control natural phenomena
>Odin clearly isn’t god because he dies
this post is so hilariously low IQ. Odin and Jesus both control all natural phenomena in their respective myths, and they both fucking die and are reborn.
So Jesus does XYZ, and therefore must be a god, but Odin does XYZ and therefore he clearly is not a god. Make it make sense

>>17898299 (OP)
>he drinks cum
Lie made by a faggot jew.

>>17900909
The funny thing is when they are confronted with obvious parallels between Jesus and "pagan" gods they take it as evidence FOR Christianity because "the devil" made cheap imitations beforehand to confuse you.

This tripfag's sub-80 IQ threads wouldn't be bumped a single time of this board weren't full of pseud retards. Imagine arguing about something that is fake and gay, or letting the idea of such a thread become a placeholder to discuss theology or myth.

> In the next place, the sons of Bor made for themselves in the middle of the world a burg, which is called Asgard, and which we call Troy. There dwelt the gods and their race
> He is Oku−Thor, and to him are ascribed the great deeds done by Hektor in Troy. But men think that the Turks have told of Ulysses, and have called him Loke, for the Turks were the greatest enemies.

This is Odin

Odin possesed me and forced me to worship him and drink cum
I don't want to go to hell I don't wanna go to hell, K I am so scared what do I do do??? i am so scared

>>17900964

No. Read the Prose Eddas yourself.

>>17902223
I don't understand
Do you think the Edda is an historical document? Pagans are not committed to the Edda, no sola fide

Bruh, Odin is not real. Nobody is drinking cum.

>>17902223
>Prose Eddas
at least try, dude, c'mon

>>17900404
One you worship a circumcized rabbi

Two Mary literally had kids after jesus lol. Did joseph fuck her through mitosis

Fucking delusional

>>17902491
I was explaining the Catholic position, not espousing it. You'd know how to entertain a thought without assenting to it if you had intelligence.

>>17899065
I think the only reason both bother this board is because aren't atheists and this place is the Richard Dawkins fan forum.

>>17898299 (OP)
Why do kikes keep repeating this? People debunked it years ago?

>>17902733

Od: King

Dinn: Jew

Oddinn = Odin = King Jew

Also,

https://desuarchive.org/his/thread/17848850/#17848850

>>17902736
>doesnt deny cum eating thing was debunked
>doesn’t deny being a kike
>just stays Odin means jew king with nothing to back it up while posting another thread he was btfo in
So you’re the resident schizo that shits his pants over paganism?

cope and seethe nigger

>>17902763

Your "gods" are demons.

>>17902752

Christ loves you and forgives you.

>>17902772
Okay, now denounce the talmud and the torah.

>>17902774

?

>>17902837
Got it you’re a like larping as a Christian. Thanks for making this so easy.

Bump. Christ is King.

>>17902736
Odin
Idin
Iding
Yiding
Yidking
Yid King

At last I finally see.

>>17902736
Uhhh, do you think there's something bad about being the King of the Jews?

>>17903719
Odin wouldn't do that

>>17903719
Fun fact: this quote is from the book "he construction of homosexuality" written by a jewish guy named David F Greenberg

>>17903719
>>17903861
I am not Pagan but let's not use bollocks arguments from dubious sources

This is a lie spread by troons, Jews, And people so unbelievably retarded that they might as well be Jewish troons.

>>17904221

False, it's true. It's in the Prose Eddas.

>>17904845
where

>>17904956

Section 9.

>>17905014
where

>>17905053

Paragraph 11.

>>17905057
where

>>17905063
don't bother replying to him, he outright makes shit up, several of his threads are just him saying bullshit just to get you to reply, in other words any time you see him don't give him a (you) and instead keep reporting him until the mods stop being lazy and ban him again

>>17905065

That's the exact opposite of the truth. I have all of this information revealed to me by Christ. I just relay it.

>>17905066

I swear I'm not making shit up.

I regularly receive revelations from Christ that are in a far clearer mental voice than mine. I just relay the information He gives.

>>17905070
Wouldn't this be much better explained by mental illness, rather that God talking to you?

>>17905175

I know God talks to people.

>>17905242
I mean specifically your case
What's most probable, mental illness, or, God talking at you?