What's your next step ?

>>17900793 (OP)
I finally have sex

>>17900793 (OP)
Well I'm fucked because I live in the Americas.
No one even knows what language family inhabited were I live at that time.

>>17900798
good for you anon :)
>>17900799
depends where you live Mayans clearly lived in their heartland since a long time and Olmecs are most likely connected to Tehuantepec Ishtmus based Mixe-Zoquean one

>>17900793 (OP)
Withdrawal horribly from kratom... probably start drinking again

I live in southern Kazakhstan so I will try meet some brigands to raid city-states dwellers and take their femeninemaxxing fragile women, Shit why I live such a misarable life

>>17900793 (OP)
If I had to live anywhere I would like in Egypt or Ur. Guaranteed life of peace
>>17901028
>Southern Kazakhstan
You're about 2000km from the nearest city-state

>>17900793 (OP)

Form a coalition to convert the entire known world at the time to Christianity wherever possible.

>>17901103

Well, maybe not ALL of it, but most of it.

Phonefagging at work again, I'll be back @ 2:30 or so.

Spend like 1 year trying to learn the language of where I am

I would take control of the iberian peninsula, apparently, since it was ruled by women
sorry to barge in on your menses support group, ladies, it's time to start building a civilization here

>>17900793 (OP)
become Paneb

>>17901103
how though?
>christ hasn't come yet
>moses hasn't been born yet
>abraham has arguably not been born yet
are you going to write the dead sea scrolls? the israelites aren't even in egypt yet (arguably hyksos)

>>17901194
The Flood hasn't even happened

>>17901196
some argue that the flood was around 8000 bc with the end of the ice age and massive amounts of flooding, which led to the formation of river valleys and "settlements" followed around the river valleys

>>17901187
Wow what a scumbag ! He didn't live the honor in posthumous life !

>>17901114
I loathe archaeologists

Back in the Mohenjo-Daro days, they pooed in loo

>>17901290
Dravidian excellency vs Indo Aryan savagery

>>17900793 (OP)
Get sick and die

>>17901290
IVC was Aryan

>>17900793 (OP)
>10000+ miles from anything remotely close to civilization
Fug, I guess i am a hunter gatherer now.

I asked GPT and he told me that in my area there were only unknown pre-bereber tribes, so no way, I'm screwed.

>>17901556
Back then Scandinavia was inhabited by bunch of hunter gatherers who successfully resisted farmer advance and even raided them and abducted their women

>>17901407
Meant for >>17901358

>>17901407
Swastika was widespread symbol it doesn't mean much especially considering we have DNA tests of IVC people who show predominant Iranian Plateau so Elamo-Dravidian and no Aryan ancestry as it shows only after civilization collapse

>>17901114
for me its El Argar culture and its mysterious connections to Myceneans

I'd attempt to integrate into a Southeast Indian tribe. It may be difficult because of the language barrier.