Carve up the Falkland Islands into equal pieces, install into each a local /his/ microceleb as a monarch and let them enforce a state religion and official philosophy of their choosing. How well would this go /his/torically? About as well as you'd expect?
Related: https://desuarchive.org/his/thread/17846892/#17846892

Pirates out of Malvinas.
Pirates go home.

Who's kingdom would collapse the fastest? I'm torn between Simon Salva's and Enjoy Hell's.

what the fuck is this and why did we kill a thread for it

>>17904056
It's just a fun concept I thought of & I was inspired by >>17846892.

>>17904039

Mine would collapse the slowest and latest.

>>17904033 (OP)

Failed thread, womp womp. God smited your thread for being utterly retarded.

>>17904033 (OP)
I am bumping this dumbass larp thread purely to spite Simon Salva. The Farkrandushima WILL be shinto.

>>17904980

Rent free.

>>17904985
You bumped it. Stop acting out against God.

>>17904999

Doesn't change the fact I'm rent free.

>>17904980
same

>>17904980

Wait, what the actual fuck are you talking about? I was searching for more mentions of my name on Desuarchive, then I saw this shit again. WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

>>17905449
What level of schizophrenia do you need to be on to see a post, reply to it, then come back six hours later and become terrified that you saw it again?

>>17904033 (OP)
Am I microceleb?

>>17904036
Falklands have been British since before your country existed, Argie

>>17905488

>y are u baffled dat a post sez gibberish?

Dumbass.

This board no longer recognizes me. I never had a name in days past. Anons knew me by my deeds. I subjugated the haploniggers in my time. I was the scourge of &humanities posters and bane of the jannies. I fought for the common poster and they loved me for it.
On the Falklands, they would love me again. Their marble emperor.

I'm sure Szymon Perski- I mean Simon Salva would be a great leader.

>>17907798

Szymon Perski isn't my name. Where the fuck did you get that?

>>17907224
Nothing gibberish about that post.

>>17908603

Retarded or bait. Call it

>>17908840
That island just got more devout!

>>17904084
Would you ask for an endless supply of heavy bottom porn?

>>17909628

What?

>>17908208
Surely this image looks familiar

>>17910504

Whoever made this did a gods awful job of translating my name into their fucked up mutt language.