Thread 17906443

Yes, Jesus was born of a virgin
Yes, Jesus walked on water
Yes, Jesus turned water into wine
Yes, Jesus multiplied loaves and fishes out of nothing
Yes, Jesus raised the dead
Yes, Jesus levitated to heaven
Yes, Jesus was God in human form
And none of your arguments will change my mind, cope and seethe you sad little atheist

>>17906443 (OP)
/his/ is going to have a mental breakdown with this thread

>>17906443 (OP)
>>17906449
Prove that he did these things. Prove it. Show me. I did all of those things too btw and I will use your standard of proof to prove it.

>>17906443 (OP)
Well said.

>>17906456
The Gospel of Matthew, Mark, Luke, and John

>>17906443 (OP)
truly I tell you, whoever believes in me will do the works I have been doing, and they will do even greater things than these, because I am going to the Father
John 14:12
And you can also do what he deed.
And Jesus said unto them, “Because of your unbelief; for verily I say unto you, if ye have faith as a grain of mustard seed, ye shall say unto this mountain, ‘Remove hence to yonder place,’ and it shall remove. And nothing shall be impossible unto you.
matthew smt

>>17906443 (OP)
Did he grow his foreskin back? Now that would be a miracle that would give me faith

>>17906464
The Gospel of my friend Mike, Jackson, Andy, and Timm can all vouch for me too. What else you got?

>>17906443 (OP)
They're metaphors, son. Sorry.

>>17906443 (OP)
>Yes, Jesus turned water into wine
Why is that only found i John?

Ok golem

>>17906443 (OP)
Levitation to heaven? That's childish theology, like the Babylonian tower "to heaven." Like if you could only get high enough you could reach it. Is heaven a moon base? lmao.

>The history and humanities board is where all the most severe religious shitflinging goes on
Why? Even /pol/ /lit/ and /x/ combined aren't THIS bad.

>>17906675
because humanities also involves the study and discussion of philosophy and world religions. So this is THE place to talk shit about the hopium coping schizos.

>>17906691
>1% of the global population has schizophrenia
>75-85% of the world population identify with a religion therefore they are schizophrenic
Atheist logic.

>>17906771
>85% of the world population identifies with a religion
>The world is going to shit
Wild.

>>17906785
The world has always been going to shit one way or another. It is the battle between good (Asha) and evil (Druj). Everyone has a part to play in the cosmic drama. Good thoughts, good words, good actions. Leading to good consequences.

>>17906810
The struggle between good and evil is a poetic metaphor, not a literal cosmic truth. Morality is a human invention shaped by evolution and culture. We can strive for good outcomes without assuming there’s a metaphysical battle behind them. The fact that most people are religious is a failure of education given that no two people share the same interpretation of their own religion. Not an inherent proof of the supernatural.

>>17906443 (OP)
I'm an atheist and there may be some truth here.

Keep your faith religious people

why are like 80& of /his/ threads about Christianity?

>>17906899
Because it is the truth and the truth will have its defenders and detractors

>>17906443 (OP)
>Yes, Jesus was born of a virgin
adopted
>Yes, Jesus walked on water
he could swim
>Yes, Jesus turned water into wine
his family smuggled goods around Herodian taxes
>Yes, Jesus multiplied loaves and fishes out of nothing
see above
>Yes, Jesus raised the dead
He studied to become a physician in egypt, plus his father Juba II was a botanist as a hobby
>Yes, Jesus levitated to heaven
his departure was planned and was deliberately solar-themed, because his father Juba II had died in the early 20's ad, meaning his older brother Ptolemy "technically" was the sun itself and thus the drugged, malnourished and diseased locals applied the Egyptian overzealousness onto Jesus. (even though thats not what Jesus himself wanted or claimed to be)
>Yes, Jesus was God in human form
He was the younger son of Juba II, and since Ptolemy inherited his mothers claim, Jesus inherited the title of King of the Massylii, aka, the Messiah to appease his stepmother Glaphyra that wanted something against the Herods that held her captive as a widow of the Hasmoneans.
>And none of your arguments will change my mind, cope and seethe you sad little atheist
Osiris is the seremonial persona of Nimrod, commemorating the pre-flood loss of the land of Havila of the river Pishon. also known as the ice age river that flowed past doggerbank.
>>17906449
>/his/ is going to have a mental breakdown with this thread
Tolkien wrote the Third Testament. His works are entirely christian and the literal redpill on the lands of Havila.
The corruption of Nimrods empire was its subversion by Cain. Tolkien simply wrote Saurid/Sauron as the corrupted version of Osiris/Nimrod. That is why the "Line was broken", because Isis had to ask Enoch/Thoth for her to adopt one of his lineages.

>>17906824
Whether it is karma or a cosmic duel between rival deities, it's clear that actions do have consequences. There is good actions and there are bad ones.

The fact that a large majority believes in some sort of religion might not be proof that religion in general or any particular religion is true, I agree. However, it appears that man has an innate urge or need to worship something or practice some form of religion. The fact that some atheists have replaced traditional religion with the worship of Marvel Funkopops doesn't put this to a lie.

>>17906464
Anonymous fanfiction written in a foreign land, in a foreign language more than half a century later. If you believe in flying jews based on a story you might as well believe in harry potter.