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Protagoras - Jusepe de Ribera

>>2638295
only good post in this dogshit thread so far

>>2638285
moar hot hot

I've developed a serious fetish for Middle-Eastern men, I don't even find white men attractive anymore I just dream about massaging Middle-Eastern grandpas. I might go on a second sex tourism trip to Turkey

>>2641024
They're just so fucking adorable. I can't even

>>2638295
It's weird as a straight men, daddies like this are the only men who turn me on. I just want to cover him in a thick layer of cum and see him moan

>>2638949
This guys name is Carl Hardwick, a.k.a.,Rusty Jeffers. He used to be a model for Colt studios and a bodybuilder in the 90's. I was a horny teen back then and must have fapped a million times to this guys images and videos.

bump

Every daddy/grandpa thread
>faggots crying that 40 is too young and 50 is young (retard faggots 50 is old enough to be a grandpa)
>disgusting geriatrics dominate the thread
>all the men posted are 700lb obese, low hanging fruits because you have no self-respect or standards
>rarely ever any nudes get posted
Glad as fuck this thread is kill forever. Better off beating it to twitter stuff.

Dumping whatever I happen to have on my phone

>>2645505
I'll stop at one of my all-time fave porn daddies, the goat: Dick Nasty

>>2644024
>whiner rant about bad behaviour in thread
>scroll every post
>no one but him is complaining

Literally every thread you people turn up, if you could stay on twitter and stop posting that would be much appreciated

>>2645516
name?

>>2645502
Fuuuuck

>>2645618
Abayoujock on twitter

>>2645506
Him and Rod Fontana tagteaming was one of my favorite things about still being closested and watching straight porn.

Sir John McColl

horrendous general, as usual. at least post an objectively hot one for once jeez

>>2641214
"as a straight man". delusional faggot.

>>2641024
pls blog post the trip if you do i need to live vicariously through you

>>2646213
>walk by the road in Aksaray with huge backpack
>Kurdish truck driver spots me and stops, asking me to hop on all the way to Adana
>his flier is open and his penis is visible
>I think nothing of it
>he suddenly stops and needs to pee
>takes off pants, revealing his hirsute legs, and pees in bucket, hands me the bucket to pour it out the window
>he keeps his pants off, asks me if i'm ok with nudists
>starts asking me questions about sauna culture in scandinavia, whether i see my mother naked often
>asks me about my penis
>i've acted shy until this moment, but then i take off my pants, and i start sucking him until he cums, which did not take long
>i start fapping, but he then says we need to put our pants back on because of surveillance or something
>immediately after he lets me out i gallop to the woods to empty my blue balls

where do I find prime gay older white men that look like this?? they're most straight...

>>2646318
big cities at a white country

u/daddy59islooking

I was in the library and literally the cutest old man in his 70s I have ever seen approached me and asked me to write on a letter some addresses and names for him, he came from Lurestan in Iran. I know his address and name so I might visit him. How do I progress?

>>2638270
Where can one find more paintings like this?

>>2646318
Scruff, half the guys I have sex with look like this. I'm 29, definitely not a twink and they're still dtf. Put that you're into daddies on your profile.

>>2641214
Why cant you faggots just be normal and just understand that your sexual insecurity is annoying to the rest of us enjoying the same thing.

>>2646622
>from Lurestan in Iran
anon you should've started conversation with him right there.. you fumbled this one badly, you could go around to his address (weird and creepy) and knock on his door and ask for a place that you saw online for rent around that area, pretend you didn't knew he lived there and just start the convo right there

>>2646318

Silverdaddies, Bear events

Wouldn't you love to feel that mustache tickling your balls?

>>2646318

Also, take a vacation to Plam Springs, CA. Cool very gay spot in general, but a major gay retirement area--everywhere you go are white-haired homos, often couples. It would take almost zero effort to be their boitoi

Pic related, an actual Palm Springs pool party, which happen practically daily at any of the 25+ all-gay resorts

I could literally eat this hole for an hour barely coming up for air

>>2646924
I asked him whether he could read Ferdowsi and he smiled. But I sent an SMS number to his phone and he didn't reply :(

>>2647257
anon..., it's an older man he probably doesn't look at his phone or doesn't care about it or didn't hear it whatever, just go to his house fuck it, i'd do it

thoughts on this guy? he hit me while on my hike. he's married to another man which is incredibly uncommon where i live. he's hot here....

>>2647567
....here tho? eh. looks a bit derpy. also im pretty sure he's hmu up before. i know the first pic is old cause ive seen that same pic on a diff apps like 2 yrs ago

>>2647567
>>2647568
he's alright not too bad, he's handsome t b h but me personally wouldn't do anything to a partnered faggot but that's just me

>>2647574
he's probably another of those many monogamous** couples

>>2647567
>>2647568
Not bad. Much better looking than a lot of men posted here. If they have one of those open marriages or whatever, go for it. Maybe his husband is hot and you guys can have a nice threesome. Just make sure to play safe if he seems like the kind to hit on any random gay guy

>>2647613
>Much better looking than a lot of men posted here.
Lmao in what planet? Anon is right. He looks good in his main pic.

update: pretty sure he blocked me because i didn't get back to him. grindr faggots are pathetic af lmao

>>2647933
You probably dodged a bullet. Dudes with no patience end up catching all types of nasty diseases. Also the fact he's on grindr says a lot

Are daddies on romeo retarded?

I liked some pics of a hot bear 60yo, we exchanged just a couple of basic messages (wow you are so hot, I like you etc) and then immediately after he is like
>"I want to talk to the phone right now"
I said I cannot right now, perhaps tomorrow?
and he was almost fuming, demanding that we talk right here right now!!
getting all passive-aggresive and shit
>-"oh ok, you don't like me, just say so."

I tried not to ditch him right there because of that shitty behavior, and I was agreeable as much as I can, (because he is hot)
told him in an apologetic friendly way,
>"nono! I'm so sorry, it's not that. I just really cannot talk right now, I am not alone in the room" etc. etc.

and still he was like
>"you are with your lover, right? I get it."

complete mental. Should I just block this schizo?

>>2648258
he’s insecure
avoid at all costs unless you get off on powertripping

>>2648258
yeah anyone like that is a red flag avoid

>>2648258
super insecure or just a person used to getting what he wants when he wants it just bc of his looks, 1000000% avoid, dodge the bullet and not even respond anymore or say anything at all

>>2648258
post his pic

u/daddy59islooking (he's straight, of course)

headless stills are SOOOOOOO fucking boring zzzz. not even worth touching your dick to

>>2648271
>>2648274
>>2648280
>>2648453

He had sent me a bunch of messages while I was offline
no hellos or how are you, just a
>"where are you, you said we were going to talk today."
yikes. I haven't replied yet, probably going to ghost him.

I don't want to dox the dude, he is a 60yo bear, I like his hairy body, nice ass, ok face, didn't send cock, probably bottom only,

>>2648814
damn he's kinda hot, sounds insecure and needy asf, idk me personally i'd take the chance even knowing things could end bad lol. considering the first experience that you already had with him i can already tell this guy is super time consuming and annoying to deal with, super clingy

>>2648632
Same. I need faces. Thought it was just me.

u/naturismmmm, Bay area bi

not flapping to your headless pics. post faces, faggots

>>2648814
gross

are you gonna post anything or just gonna keep bitching like an annoying female, go back to instagram if you're so obsessed with faces goddamn retard

ijbol. cry more bitch nigga, I'll post what I want

stay seething

Hear me out

>>2649649

Super Hot mam, but that dick has got to be shooped

>>2650819
It's not. You can find his vids easily online. Dude is just lucky

>>2650855
>Handsome
>Big dick
>Sweet ass
>bi
>fucks and makes money from showing his body
>doesn't have to hold back when fucking because the people he fucks are prepared to take this dick
Man is living the dream. He also travels around the world.

>>2651259
Sauce plzzzz

>>2641218
>>2641219
Super hot. Got any more?

>>2652228
Hey, I saw that sex tape some years ago featuring the Hulk, and he is enormously hung. I was surprised -- big guys like that tend to be generally disappointing in that regard, but Hulk really measures up, pun fully intended.

>>2641219
he wouldve been strikingly handsome in his younger years im sure. wow.

>>2649102
who dis?

>>2653551

Damn, old man--at least clean off the mirror before taking a pic, and look halfway happy about it

For those of you who find Netanyahu hot (don't lie), but feel guilty for it, I present to you Oscar Temaru, a former president of French Polynesia.

>>2652149
Here you go, some more of him. I have even more pictures if yall are interested

>>2641024

Felt that, there is something about middle eastern older men, they are always masculine with some hot mustaches. need

Thoughts?

>>2657261
Very much would. God I love seeing that body type topping me

Are old guys really that boring to talk to compared to young people, or is it just that all the young people I interact with are ADHD autistic 4chan and twitter teens with manic interests and high IQ? The guys I chat with on the dating sites are all so NPC

>>2657261
100% would Daddy
>>2657504
hot af
>>2657942
>Are old guys really that boring to talk to
I started dating older because guys my age were boring and, ngl, stupid. I need a brain attached to my penises.

>>2655654
I do miss Saturday night get togethers at Daddy's place.

>>2657942
A couple days later and I found a man who has visited over seven fucking hundred UNESCO sites over the entire globe who actually responds to my messages swiftly. Never lose hope bros

>>2657261
>>2657504
>>2657948
Another of me

>>2658647
NA, EU?

>>2658736
US

Which pope candidate gets the /hm/ vote? For me, it's Zuppi.

>>2658764
For me, it’s between Bagnasco and Parolin. I just know they'd shove their tongue down your throat. Swear best part of fucking old men is the kissing

my dad told me he's into incest and if I was jerking off to porn he'd join me and probably finish me off. lowkey freaking the fuck out in a good way. what do I do

>>2658764
I think I also may have to go with Bagnasco and Parolin, but Eijk is a solid contender too

Does he look 81?

>>2660292
Would

>ywn be a woman
>ywn go full bonnie blue at a pensioner's home in Greece
how do I cope with this?

>>2662596
swe-dum

>>2658737
Midwest?

>>2662685
Why Midwest? No

How likely am I to get a disease from a gumjob? There's a toothless old dude who lives by me but I don't want to get genital warts

>>2647116
This is what I came here for, hell yeah

>>2662905

I know this guy in person & he's a total slut--lives in the Boston area I think but has a rich hubby so they have places everywhere

>>2645504
>>2645505
>>2645506
Holy SHIT
come back to /hm/ MONTHS later and realize these were posted by me. How dead is this board?

>go to airport
>get a crush
Everywitz singleberg timestein.

Why is this random guy at the mall more attractive than the thousands of men aged 50+ on my local dating website? Christ. I'm convinced that being gay makes you ugly at this point

>>2666501
Straight men are always more attractive than the gay ones. Gay people are barely attractive.

>>2667043
maybe women do have it so easy

Turkey is crazy because you can just see men like this everywhere

>>2669080
These types are 1/1000 on dating apps where I'm from

>>2641218
>>2641219
>>2656754
>>2656755
Greek daddies !!

>>2647422

Holy fuck i would be his fulltime slave for a month

>>2668313
You know he fucks like crazy

>>2666047
>>2666048
I want to suck these cute grandpas all day

walt whitman you fucking beauty

>>2664958
>>2664959
I want to suck and dri k coffee with them

>>2666046
>>2665659
>>2654563
>>2651259
Would day and night

Matteo Zuppi...

>tfw found a fit 60yo daddy with a thick cock to pound my ass every week
Dreams do come true you guys.

>>2670847
God I wish that were me.

>>2670847
Do any of these guys look like him?

>>2670959
I'd let him hit it raw

>>2670937
Closest would be him >>2649649 with glasses and minus the monster cock. Met him on Grindr two weeks ago. Fucks like a god.

>>2670988
You lucky basterd. How many other old men have you been with?

how do you all deal with those dl discrete mfs that refuse to send face pics and only do calls? like yeah i wanna fuck but this shit's too annoying specially when i already showed pics and all and they keep asking for more

>>2671006

They're old, they're more desperate than you are. Just say "my fellow, if you want to see more, it will have to be in person. So is that a yes or No?"

Trust me, you hold the power here

>>2670079
>>2668313
>>2665658
>>2654563
>>2641026
They all make me harder then steel. I need to fuck them all

>>2670999
A few, but they're usually one-time hookups. I'll enjoy this one while it lasts. He fucked me 4 times already.

>>2671060
For me, it’s these two.

>>2664161
All I want is to come home to this someday is that really too much to ask

>>2671060
>>2671136
Would like them run a train on my ass

>>2671136
I rise you

>>2671200
Oh for suuure

This is now a celebrity old man thread. I wanna fuck the shit out of old Harrison Ford. He’s always had the looks but recently he’s got me harder than steel

>>2671267
Age like fine wine. Want to fuck all of them
>>2670978
Would you let him fill you up?

>>2671271
Hell yes
I would marry Sylvester Stallone

>>2671271
Yes there are so many hot older celeb these days

>>2638269 (OP)
its scientifically proven seeing grey pubes increase the thoughts of suicide.

who cares they look hot

>>2671641

And yet here you are, in the geezer thread

>>2671725
That face makes me cum
>>2671594
>>2670959
>>2654563
Need them

I'm happy about the Pope choice bros. He's so cute.

>>2641026
>>2641029
>>2646318
>>2647274
>>2672052
Would

>>2668313
>>2666047
>>2654563
I would fuck the shit out of them
>>2671726
>>2671725
Would let them fuck the shit out of me

>>2647110

What are bear events how do I go to one

I met a 70 something year old guy on Grindr a few months ago. We sucked each other I fingered his ass and he shot his load all over me. After that we had coffee and he showed me pics of him and his mates in the Vietnam War.

Pic unrelated, not him, a guy from reddit whose account is now deleted. r/OldGuysRule and similar subreddits is the perfect place for genuine daddy/grandpa fap material.

>>2672173
I fucking need him

This one

.

I bet he was a looker in his youth

>>2672744
He is still is a looker i want to see him hard

>>2664958

This one is so hot

>>2673659

Food spilled on the floor FTW...

Local straight doctor. He must be having a nurse harem

>>2671725
>>2670079
>>2669080
>>2668313
Would

Ahoy matey! The brig for you!

>>2674161
Perfect 1000/10

>>2674161
need a bottom like this

>>2674161
Cum sail away indeed

>>2674403
>>2674404
Imagine a threesome with these two

>>2674403
Coming home to this man after a long day of work would be fucking great

Fuck. I had a sex vacation planned for Iran. Now I have to wait till next year :(

>>2674592
Damn that suck anon that region has some hot daddies

>>2672173
>>2672743
>>2671594
>>2670079
Would

>>2674592
Everything reminds me of jackalman :(

>>2644024
it makes no fucking sense, why the fuck are there no daddies here hotter than anything i can easily find on grinder? How fucking ugly is everyone here to post half this shit?

>>2677730
he is ready to be sucked

He got fat

>>2672052
Would've preferred Timmy Dolan. Infinitely more fuckable. Leo looks like an ugly jew

I'm obsessed with Ford Kiernan (as Jack in Still Game). Seeing him smoke his pipe gets me hot

since y’all don’t have taste up in here let me post an ACTUAL GILF.

bigtexstud

it’s super big and thick too. you just wanna suck on it until it spurts that warm dad milk down your throat

he’s 6’4 so his size is even more insane, he’d wreck your hole and mouth, he’s 66 too btw

i want him to be my dad and teach me how to suck his huge tip and take it in my mouth every morning before he leaves for work, and then do the same once he comes home to relax

he’s an absolute sex god i love him

>>2638269 (OP)
*Catches stroke after nutting* anyway, goodnight.

>>2679585
Source

>>2649639
We're listening

>>2649366
Hairy king

>>2679581
10/10 body post his dick

>>2679585
>>2682703
BigAKstud9 /texdad9
https://xcancel.com/texdad9

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>>2681442