Thread 2642376

Movies, Plays, Recording Artists, Sports Figures and more. If they ever showed skin, let it come to light! (Starting off with Shia)

Brad Pitt

Daniel Craig

Christopher Atkins (The Blue Lagoon)

Anthony Kiedas (Red Hot Chili Peppers)

The Late Aaron Carter

Aaron Carter

Christian Bale (Batman)

Robin Williams

John Voight

Jan Michael Vincent

Mike Tyson

Tekashi 69 Can't vouch for the authenticity, but this has been reported on several sites to be pics of Tekashi69 before he tatted himself up. Apparently he was already trying to get attention before his musical career by doing a nude gay jerkoff video.

Tony Danza in his early days as a boxer before his acting career.

Sylvester Stallone in a low budget porn movie before he hit it big with "Rocky"

Sid Vicious

Bruce Willis pt 1

>>2642422
Bruce Willis pt 2

>>2642423
Bonus: Joe Rogan's fat hog

he could kill and eat me to be honest

>>2642835
>>2642836
He's everything. The fact that he's broke and desperate now makes him hotter

>>2642835
I'd rather he eat me while I'm still alive honestly.

>>2642423
Bruce was a god back when he had hair

>>2643446
absolutely hot. so desperate he'd write his desires to literally eat you up

>>2643376
hypnotic

>>2642400
>more bush than cock
>looks thin too
I knew I did the right thing to never fap to him watching Rambo

>>2643446
>he's broke and desperate
I don't think the nepobaby from a big company like Hammer would ever be broke and desperate

Andy Cohen

>>2644293
>men are worth nothing if they don't have a giant cock
That's called mental illness sweetie.

>>2644417
Must be years old. Certainly doesn't have that bod anymore. If he didn't open his mouth, he would be a lot more attractive

God bless Shia.
In 2014 he was banned from a bistro
bar in Los Angeles for taking a piss against the wall outside in the parking lot.
On the set of Peanut butter falcon movie he took a piss in the water between takes

>>2643458
>>2642423
>>2642422
Bruce Willis's peen in the 1994 movie Colour of Night where he's in a seductive swimming pool scene

Biebs

Ewan McGregor

>>2642381
Flea from RHCP

>>2644465
It seems to me that he is often freeballing, in movies too

>>2642395
This isnt Tekashi
This is Abigael Sánchez
abigael_oficial on onlyfans
they are famous for selfsucking his huge twink cock until he cums in his mouth
9/10

>>2642386
I had no idea there were Robin Williams nudes

Josh O'Connor in God's Own Country

Johnny Knoxville: The Jackass star claimed to have a penis like an egg in a nest, describing it as small and resembling a light switch.

Enrique Iglesias: The singer boasted about having the smallest penis in the world during an Australian TV interview.

Michael Fassbender in Shame

Ryan Philippe

>>2647594
Wasn't there rumors of him getting in a hotel room with Sean Zevran or something?
Also very nice dick, a shame it wasn't hard

>>2644465
He can piss in my driveway anytime he wants.

>>2642376 (OP)
Dolph Lundgren, obviously not from his prime days

>>2642376 (OP)
Bam Margera

>>2642376 (OP)
Chris Brown

>>2642376 (OP)
Andy Dick

Tyga

>>2649086
Still would even today

>>2649088
Bitch, what? That's some brazilian celebrity

>>2643458

Yes, if you're old enough to remember "Moonlighting", he was so sexy in that show.

A nuch of NFL players from long ago. I don't know who they are but they were "celebs"

Alan Ginsburg, famous homo Beat

Errol Flynn

George Maharis who was on "Route 66"

Lyle Waggoner from the Carol Burnette Show, first Playgirl centerfold in 1973

Don Stroud, celeb from the 1960s

Peter Lupus

Burt Lancaster

Burt Reynolds was once considered the sexy man in the US, and in 1972, before Playgirl even existed, he posed nude in COSMOPOLITAN magazine which caused QUITE a stir even though no dick was visible

>>2649500

BUT, thanks to the Internet, an outtake from this shoot is now floating around (and he autographed it to somebody LOL)

Mark Ruffalo

>>2649484
it's absolutely fake. the face's color doesn't match the body. it's way lighter. it was probably taken from a picture with lots of artificial light, so it doesn't match the natural lighting of the rest of the picture

>>2649499
hottest one itt

>>2649499
>handsome af
>massive hog
Some guys just really win at life don't they

Joe Jervis, famous gay news blogger Joe.My.God

Larry Flick, Sirius radio gay talk show host/DJ

Greg Louganis

>>2644473
Diddy ate that ass

>>2649853
probably did a whole lot more than just eat it

Louis CK. Id gladly let him masturbate in front of me

Bump

>>2650104
He probably has a tiny dick would and you to ridicule him while spanking.

>>2651019
Size dont matter to me I love tiny dicks

>>2642400
Link to the vid?

>>2651030

I don't know but it's called Italian Stallion

Yul Brenner of "T"he King & I"

Randy Jones, Cowboy from Village People

>>2642386
I have a pet theory he was secretly trans and a part of his suicide was fueled by the fact his body was so hairy and masculine.

>>2642376 (OP)
Who else have thing for David Caruso? Horatio Caine on CSI: Miami and Detective John Kelly on NYPD Blues

>>2657156
i'm unable to find him attractive because one time my mom was watching csi miami and said he looked just like my grandpa when he was younger and i can't unsee it.
same reason i can't find zayn malik attractive after finding a pic of my dad when he was a teen and it's literally just zayn sans tats. very disconcerting

Anyone see the RFK Jr shower vid? See any dick in it? Is he as "natural" as he claims to be?

>>2657210
If your grandad looks like him, do you look like him? Redheads with blue eyes are kino.

>>2657237
nah. dark brown hair and dark brown eyes. the only thin i got from him was his paleness

>>2649486
God damn their beards are hot
I need what they have fr

>>2657156
Without Warning (1980)
https://tubitv.com/movies/100027564/without-warning

David Caruso has a really really short part in that as a 24 year old, but he was a really cute ginger in shorts-shorts, shorter than the girls.

>>2658106
>>2657156

he's been in the national news for a week, kinda makes him somewhat famous.

He's going to be a cute bottom boy for his 300+ pound all muscle in for life cell block mates.

>>2642376 (OP)
Any nudes on Bruno Barticciotto?

>>2657156
I absolutely Still Would, awww, he looks so cuddly.

I'm eternally bitter he never reached his full slutty potential

Shawn Mendes

Chris Evans

>>2659982
Now if only he didn't decided to cover himself on shitty tattoos

>>2659894
Maybe he will if he flops enough

>>2642386
Robbie Williams

>>2659982
roids.

>>2660189
>>2660188
>>2660187
reminds me of a young patrick monahan

>>2659982
Made for bottoming

Lucas Bergvall

Pietro Boselli

>>2661530
Damn, I didn't know he was packing

>>2661676
Damn this was meant for the e celeb thread my bad

Fred Durst sex tape

https://www.pornolandia.xxx/video/20423/fred-durst-cantor-do-limp-bizkit-em-sexo-sextape

John Frusciante (Red Hot Chili Peppers)

eli

mark h

the office guy

matt

brad richards

>>2663322
do you think him and peyton fooled around

irish perfection.

>>2663325
I liked him more when he looked like an autistic dweeb instead of tryhard dilf that he is now

>>2661577
>Damn, I didn't know he was packing
he's italian (that means huge uncut dick)

>>2659894
>>2660084
The hate for him is an emperor's new clothes thing at this point. All the fags still want to fuck his twink ass but are afraid to be the first one to say it publicly.

>>2663789
>>2663791
bratty mischlings are a weakness of mine.

>>2663789
Lmao, that's actually true. Seen countless people calling him straight up ugly

>>2643376
I knew he was big back when he wore briefs in Kick-Ass, and boy he did not disappoint.

>>2663848
>>2663851
Whichever guy said he wanted to bang Noah at a UPenn frat orgy was right on the money

>>2663942
I wanna be his goytoy so badly.

>>2663944
It's a shame his cock's cut but it's not like he uses it much anyways

>>2663961
he can do whatever he wants with mine.

>>2663962
Turn him into a whimpering gasping mess of a twink that's what

>>2663963
something tells me he’s familiar with the sensation.

>>2663964
Bah-bump

>>2664441
pass around bottom. holes full of cum 24/7

>>2664445
Wish I could put my kid inside him and turn him into my barefoot & pregnant boywife

>>2664490
His feet are great

typical jew, his people get you addicted to the studio porn, then launch an irresistible cocksleeve like him into the public eye to keep you hooked when the professional output loses its charm.

>>2664526
aaron taylor johnson, another sexy misch

>>2661681
I totally would

>>2659894
He’s asking for dick here

>>2665569
post ends in 69 because that's what I wanna do with him

>>2666062
>>2666063
need him face down, ass up, while i fuck that hole and slap those cheeks

>>2666062
I still don't get how there's not a single creep picture of him from behind in his wet CK briefs at pride that time.

>>2666130
it’s criminal that he hasn’t gotten an official, slutty photoshoot yet. just what he personally uploads.

>>2666130
Fuck the back I wanna see what it looked like in front.

>>2666139
He should be in the new season of White Lotus doing the incest storyline

>>2666165
Bumping the thread with this glamorous pillow princess

>>2666881
edvin >>>

>>2666882
the only reason edvin looks anywhere near as good is because he's caked up with make up to hide how bad his skin is

>>2666906
Spotty little twat he’s got craters in his cheeks

>>2666906
>>2666909
it makes him all the more charming.

>>2666881
It may be a vanity Fair party but he will show that ass off

>>2666912
that pic still doesn't show what his skin really looks like. it actually favors him a lot. his skin is in serious need of a dermatologist. just look at this one

>>2666985
my man just needs some tretinoin. meanwhile, nothing noahide schnapp does will keep him from looking like your average -stein in ten years’ time.

>>2666989
In ten years he'll be my malewife househusband

>>2667006
Bump with new photo of my wife

>>2667907
I prefer the one that dosen't look like a mental patient that put a firecracker in his mouth

>>2668025
Idk man twinks are cuter when they're slightly unhinged

I always imagined Tupac would have a bigger package, but the Speedo gives away his secret. Still, a good looking body! Back in his back-up dancer days.

>>2668290
My sexual awakening, didn't know he was a dicklet tho
Dang.. at least he was prob a bottom

Pietro Boselli 1

Pietro Boselli 2

>>2668336
dicklets are not (always) bottooms >:-(( [spoiler]they're very often verse tho[/spoiler]

What Shawn Mendes mean by this

>>2668550
it means handsome in spanish

>>2668550
He wants a better ass.

>>2668290
If he were alive today, he would've transitioned

>>2668525
>>2668526
Holy fuark I love Italian sausage

>>2668652
I want Finn Wolfhard and Jack Champion to play stoner gooner college roommates in a sex comedy

>>2642395
That's Abigael Sanchez, colombian porn star, he used to do amateur self suck but now he's with Tim Tales.

Levi Johnston, Sarah Palin's grandbaby-daddy

baby daddy is back employed again, let’s just hope his “girlfriend” has a fitting role like charybdis or scylla instead of penelope.

>>2669112
dude is such a douchebag

>>2644417
>Andy Cohen
Fake, you can search pictures of him shirtless and the dimples on the abs on him go horizontally, this pic goes vertically. Also he doesn't have that hair on the stomach.

>>2669152

For comparison

Anybody have Jim Morrison? I know he had nudes.

>>2669288
No wonder he was being fucked stupid untilhe caught AIDS, he was so handsome with that huge cock & thick bush

Hunter Doohan in Wednesday 2

>>2668550
bruh

>>2649484
It's fake, the legs are the same from a Daniel Radcliffe fake.

>>2668652
Fuck me, this thread's still going?

>>2668097
Pic related

>>2670442
Yes

>>2672888
Hey where's that one weirdo who gets off specifically to jews, that was kinda hot ngl

>>2649486
Ginsburg was an unironic pedo

Lil Pump

XxxTentacion

>>2672891
>moralfagging in a gay porn thread
hopefully you election tourists will all soon die in a civil war

>>2672891
> Ginsburg was an unironic pedo

Are we only allowed to post nudie pics of those of "high moral character"? That lets out 99.9999% of the pics on this board.

>>2655577
I'm literally going to die from the intensity of this yearning. I can't bear it.

>>2649485
>he doesn't know johnny fucking unitas, raymond berry and lenny moore

David Duchovny then

David Duchovny now

>>2642377
Is this considered small? Asking for a friend.

>>2673046

> expecting somebody on a fagporn board in 2025 will know about 1960s football heroes

>>2642835
Agree

>>2669112
>>2669146
I still remember this really gay looking Playgirl pic of him lol. Crazy that he ever posed for these.

Conor McGregor

>>2677123
I chuckled at the lifting weights one.

>>2642376 (OP)
Andrew Koji. Saw one episode of Warrior and it was over. Unfortunately the camera work was too good and no dick on the multiple sex scenes.

Pietro Boselli

Pietro Boselli 2

>>2677932
>>2677931
Hot Damn, I didn't know that he finally gave into the pressure and started showing off his naked body like this. I assume that he's straight but has he gone any further than this?

>>2649826
Tom Daley

Marlon Brando blowjob

>>2642389
Small dick tyson.

Troye Sivan

magia negra squad

>>2683095
Hot

WHERE IS DRAKE