Thread 2648527

Whether or not the MCU is dying, one thing remains clear: its hunks will live forever

>>2648528
I want him to destroy me with his fat cock

>>2648529
I will never see the appeal of this manlet

>>2648581
Skinny guys aren't really my thing either but let's not pretend that he isn't an objectively good looking person

>>2648528
>>2648530
>>2648533
I want to eat his ass so fucking badly
You just know it's beautiful, hairy and perfectly pink

>>2648589
>see X Men like 20 years ago
>see Huge Jackedman
>instant throbbing boner at age 9
I never stood a chance

>>2648591
So did they fuck or no

>>2648624
Probably not. Or maybe they did, idk. Always sort of gotten the vibe that he and Zendaya are a mutual lavender marriage type of situation

Imagine the s****

>>2648527 (OP)
That curve in the back that leads to the butt is pure sexo

>>2648527 (OP)
>crack visible
Holy sex

>>2648704
>>2648703
He certainly loves to wear low-slung pants and then have photos taken of him wearing low-slung pants

>>2648701
>>2648700
>Peter Allen got to kiss him
I will never not be jealous

Build for breeding and to be bred

>>2648867
Can never figure out of his hair is brown or closer to red, but yeah he's pretty hot.
However he was hotter in the Jurassic World movies than in his MCU stuff

>>2648532
Seb a cute
You can bet he's a moaner

>>2648706
need more hemsworth

Dumb jock Evans >>>>

>>2648927
He needs to just show his cock already, I'm getting sick of the teasing

>>2649049
Looks like one of those Sean Cody amateurs, holy shit lmao

>>2648532
Been wanting to fuck his pretty little ass ever since he showed up in Pretty Little Liars

>>2649353
That would be Gossip Girl, not PLL

You always have a sensation that Hemsworth is a big dude until you see him out of Thor and he honestly is a twig compared to the average Marvel guy. Not that he's not hot even then, but it's a shocking contrast to realize.

>>2649435
>and he honestly is a twig compared to the average Marvel guy
He is 6' 3" and his arms are bigger than an average human head, do not let your eyes fool you, he's massive.
It's his frame that's pretty deceiving. his shoulders to waist ratio is unironically not that big (funny enough Evans has him beat in that regard, see pic rel) and his torso is kind of long so you get the optic illusion that he's sleek

>>2649448
Makes sense, proportions and lack of reference to match proportions with in most cases will do that.

>>2649053
I wonder if he's cut or not

>>2649526
>Aussie
Definitely uncut

>>2649526
>Due to a societal and cultural shift, the 1980s saw circumcision rates fall to 15 per cent in Australia.

>>2649568
Damn he has some nice thighs too

>>2648867
God he would look so good riding a cock, you just know it

>>2649557
>Definitely
Can't exactly say definitely. A large number of Aussies are cut. Almost the entire older generation is and a sizeable group of the younger generation too.

>"Back in the 1950s, roughly 80 per cent of Australian men and boys were circumcised. That rate has steadily decreased and now, around 20 per cent of Australian newborns are circumcised. This is largely due to developments in modern medicine."

So he might be.

Why does this look like a wedding photo

>>2649705
Cute

>>2648703
How does one achieve this? I have a nice ass, and I'm pretty slender, but my back has almost no curve to it. Is it ribcage shape/size, or do I just need to lose weight?

>>2649705
Me giving both of them backshots

>>2649886
He can look very submissive and breedable when he wants to

>>2649772
Lower back excercises + stretches to snatch your waist. Be careful to work out your upper back too to look properly fit or else you will get the shape of a deformed woman

>>2650064
Too many tattoos

>>2649705
They probably circlejerked at some point

>>2650064
fake tough guy jew

>>2650233
Holy sexo

>>2650234
don't care. I want his dick in my mouth

>>2650233
I assumed this had to be an edit but nope, that's really his dick. Dude's packing a monster

>>2650357
why so many aussies have big dicks, not complaining but holy shit I need to know the truth

>>2650357
And mind you that's his dick after coming out of what is presumably cold ocean water

PSA: he does full frontal in his new movie A Different Man

>>2650495
Nice

>>2650495
I want to see his hole...

I hope they cast hotties again for the x-men reboot, it's been a decade since we got a new marvel hunk

>>2648581
agree

>>2650596
>whoever casted the Hercules guy in Love and Thunder deserves to be fired and retired
>cast of Thunderbolts is shit
>F4 is even more shit
>Richard Madden wasted in Eternals
>Captain America brave new world stinks of flop + has no hot men in it outside of Mackie
Shit all you want on Fox but at least if they couldn't cast talented people they at least casted hot ones, they had it figured out. Their X Men cast is almost impossible to top these days

>>2650596
We still have Channing Tatum for Gambit, not everything is lost yet

>>2650628
He's a cute twunk

>>2650643
He better still be gambit

>>2650642
Just fyi, "casted" isn't a word. "Cast" is what you're looking to write as it applies to past, present, and future tense

Their villain roster had some gems here and there too

It's Venom season

>>2650877
his jawline and cheekbones are crazy, made for sex for sure

>>2650887
I want to see how veiny it is...

>>2650877
>watch Kingdom
>he's in boxers or baggy shorts only half of the time
MUH

>>2650357
Damn how big is this thing

>>2650877
Damn those arms are hot

I need more Hemsworth

>>2648591
Tranny vibes

>>2651047
Lol what

>>2651047
Then call me a tranny chaser

>>2650877
I want him to spit on my mouth while he cums inside me

>>2650495
Too bad his ass isn't as good as his cock

James Mardsen
Pretty sad that they didn't brought him back for Deadpool and Wolverine

He knows what the people want

>>2649705
Potential for the hottest gay porn on Earth right here

>>2651718
hnnng...armpit kino

Just one sniff

>>2648528
>>2648530
I would go to war for a chance with him

>>2652134
he smells like steroids and astroglide

>>2652445
Nice
Please show hole next time Seb

>>2652443
holy flopperino

>>2652227
Go to war???? Why? War is one of those things you send gullible trash to do. I would drown a toddler for a chance with him, though.

>>2649772
lunges make the booty pop better than any exercise
but be careful and do them properly or you'll blow your knees out

>>2652445
Was this in the eternals? I didn't see that one.

Do you think his wife eats his ass

>>2652856
most women don't have the guts to eat ass, rich pampered women even less so

>>2652856
Probably. Ass eating is pretty normalized among straight guys now, especially upper crust coastal/European types.

>>2652911
>first time in Hollywood
>already showing off cheeks
Gotta love him honestly, although maybe it means some producer got his way with him

>>2652911
Not to be autistic but this costume has always bugged me because the joke is supposed to be that he shoved a banana up his ass but like, that's not even remotely where his asshole is. At this position it's more like he's clutching the stem with his butt crack

>>2652975
Well you wouldn't be expecting him to actually shove the banana up his ass and be filmed for everyone to see, right?

>>2652979
Obviously not but literally all they had to do was affix the prop to the bottom half of his crack rather than the top

>>2648624
>>2648636
Holland and Gyllenhaal didn't fuck but these two absolutely did

>>2653159
>>2653040
I wonder if he knows the ammount of men thristing over him

>>2653167
Oh I think he knows

>>2653159
why is he so skinny desu
>immersion
>gone

>>2653181
Who's shiny fivehead?

>>2653205
>those arms, pecs and ass
>skinny
Retard

>>2653227
Literally just some guy, it's from a comic book convention photo op. I assume a hug is a pretty common pose request for these sort of things and I guess he's happy to oblige both men and women

>>2653358
Just show cock and hole already Chris, you know everyone wants to see it

the threesome must be crazy

>>2653433
>>2653358
He also posted a workout vid on his Insta where he is very obviously not wearing underwear

>>2653573
Gotta love how he has no shame at all

>>2653573
Link?

>>2653573
He really does love to just openly whore himself on Insta huh

>>2653661
Literally the most recent video post on his account

>>2653761
his slutty hole must be top tier

"Hot professor" is a good look for him

>>2653874
You know what would look great on that beard? My cum

>>2653874
God, I want to fuck him so badly. You just know he squeezes like crazy

>>2653874
I think he peaked in hotness around Winter Soldier/Civil War but he wears the salt and pepper look well. Plus I'm not ashamed to admit that the knowledge that he has a big cock makes him more attractive to me

>>2654384
Midriff kino

>>2654384
He shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes

>>2648528
>>2648562
>>2652911
Id pay anything to see Chris Evans smoking meth spun out jerking his fat white junkie cock

>>2654864
I'd pay anything to have the memory of reading this post scrubbed from my mind. Get therapy.

>>2654835
Agreed. It's no coincidence Marvel went to shit the second they decided to make Captain America Anthony fucking Mackie

I just know it's musky

>>2655674
manlet

>>2656485
You say that like it's a bad thing

>>2655674
He hit the wall so bad its actually concerning

>>2655042
hnnng

>Kraven comes out in a matter of days and there is zero hype for it
Seems like the fact that he's half naked for most/all of its runtime is its major selling feature, they should just have him show his dick

>>2656590
It is

>>2657638
I'm 100% ok with him doing porn. That man is the most beautiful creature to have ever walked upon this planet and will remain so for the rest of all eternity. Period.

>>2657638
Would literally let him do anything he wanted to me

>>2654835
>"Chris I'm begging you man, please come back. They keep making these garbage movies and expect cameos of me to fix them"
You can see Seb is tired

>>2658051
>>2657638
ATJ is in a weird spot for me. I know that he's objetively very hot and has a massive hog but he just doesn't does it for me. My pp doesn't reacts to him for some reason

>>2654676
his daredevil and punisher should have fucked
The costumes stay on

I want them to fuck each other

>>2657638
PSA: dogshit movie, he's only shirtless like twice

>>2658689
>>2657761
Honestly, it should have just been gay gooner porn. Have Kraven show his dick, have him sniff his own pits and comment on how they smell. Would honestly have been more coherent than whatever the fuck it ended up being.

So pretty it's actually infuriating

>>2659349
I want to smear my cum all over those hairy abs

>>2659349
no man this hot should be allowed to be straight

>>2660918
HQ

>>2660918
>arms and abs with obvious make-up
Lmao he will always look underage to me, not attractive at all

>>2661010
that nipple though, but shame about that face
>>2661103
to be fair all men's health photoshoots are extremely photoshopped

Congrats to Zendaya

>>2661438
Sexoooo

>>2661438
Aaron Taylor-Johnson is the most beautiful and perfect being to have ever existed and it's just not fair.

Would you sniff

>>2661808
I want to be his toilet

>>2661808
I gooned to incest fakes of him

>>2662142
>>2662143
truck stop hooker look

>>2661808
I wish I could cast both him and Cavill for the most hardcore gay sex scene ever in a movie

>>2662521
What’s the story here ?

>>2662526
he likes to golf and box in his spare time. it pays off.

>>2661808
Imagine him bottoming

I remember the first time I saw this I assumed it had to be an edit

>>2661808
>>2662570
my butthole starts throbbing everytime I see him it's not fucking fair

>>2653563
>wasting Cavill for a dumb cameo when they could've had him alongside Hemsworth's Thor either as Hercules or Hyperion
Disney has zero good ideas anymore holy shit, just imagine what it could have been

>>2662616
>as Hercules
>all comic appearances have him hairy and chest exposed
My dick would be diamonds the entire time

>>2662663
Imagine cumming on those hairy tits

>>2662616
As a consolation prize, I have no idea what it is about this man's chest, but these pecs drive me absolutely crazy for some reason. They aren't the biggest, or hariest or most defined, but I thnk they are near perfect.

>>2658689
What a travesty and a disappointment. If I got that ripped for a movie role, I'd want to show it off the whole movie. That man needs to be banned from wearing clothes in general.

>>2662986
I remember this guy from Ted Lasso, he's very cute but those muscles are obviously CGI

>>2663336
made for bottoming

>>2650063
Lol at 0 responses or thirst comments for little Xi here.
For someone who objectively made it as a movie star he REEKS of insecurity.

>>2663512
we want scottish sausage, not szechuan chicken. (Madden was in Eternals, not that anyone remembers.)

>>2663515
The only thing I even remember about Eternals was it was a bunch of dudes standing on a beach and talking for 2 1/2 hours

>>2663515
Whoever got to fuck him is a lucky man

>>2662924
Imagine digging your fingers into those slabs of meat as hard as you possibly can while he fucks a third load of cum into your hole.

And I'm usually a top.

>>2663548
God I fucking wish I could

>>2654864
Fucking same

>>2663512
He seems annoying but whatever, still would. He fulfills the Dumb Asian Jock fantasy well enough.

>>2653035
>>2655674
>>2659347
>>2660918
>>2661010
>>2661453
overrated manlet

>>2663548
I would have my mouth on his tits 24/7 like a fucking lamprey

>>2663992
I would spend tens of millions of dollars on genetic therapy technology to give him the ability to lactate, and then I'd sew my mouth to his chest, human centipede style.

>>2650063
I find him so attractive and he seems like a genuinely nice guy.

>>2664042
Lol
Lmao
Kek

>>2650877
>>2651168
Would

>>2664765
Made for bottoming

>>2664765
I want to taste his dick so fucking badly

>>2650877
>>2664319
there are nude pics of him from when he was younger btw

>>2648527 (OP)
>dat nip
i would suckle that all day long

>>2648528
Holy hunk, batman.

>>2648528
>>2664941
My only gripe with Evans is that he keeps picking roles is mid movies
Come on baby, you should have been chasing an Oscar five years ago, you still have time

>>2661808
need more of him

>>2665474
Me riding his cock like crazy and then cumming on those pecs

>>2665474
He is annoyingly attractive

>>2665683
Have you seen a recent pic? He's walled hard

>>2665474
Someone post that pic where it shows his cock outline

>>2665709
!?!?

I want to smear my cum all over his face

can we stop sleeping on Jake Gyllenhaal

>>2666131
He's still hot but I liked him better when he was younger.

>>2666145
I think Heath's death really seriously affected him, he just very wisely didn't let media make it a big deal. He's talked about it a bit in more recent interviews.

Imagine the smell

>>2666145
Do you still feel this after being aware of his roadhouse body?

>>2666236
yes
he was hotter as a hairy af otter not some roidhead

>>2666239
You realize that men age, right? Like... He can't just look like a teenager, but it's still him. Are you attracted to men or are you only into cartoons and plastic?

>>2666157
didn't knew they were actually friends

>>2666236
Like I said, I do think he's hot, just not as he was before
And honestly? roids don't suit him. He's hot enough as he is

sebastian at 21 was primo.

>>2666306
cute twink

>>2666306
Real cute damn

>>2665709
Do you just mean that movie where it looks like his dick is huge?

Damn he's just like me, fr fr

>>2666399
That's so hot

>>2666399
Fuck, I hope they really fucked the shit out of each other

>>2666410
Cumming inside his hairy hole and then riding him until I smear my cum over his chest

>>2666428
Based.

>>2666399
>trump supporter
>not only probably closeted but also into faux incest
Lmao

>>2666306
needs to get face fucked

>>2666452
Kys

>>2666451
rent free

>>2666462
His hip dancing gifs on the sets of Heroes of the Galaxy do live rent free in MY head at least...

>>2666399
>>2666405
>>2666462
I would commit incest for that dick too

>>2666399
In his defense I fapped to Arnold too when I was a teenager, his son is probably the closest thing

>>2666480
>back dimples
>fat ass
I AM COO-

>>2666484
Needs creampie correction

>>2666462
>>2666473
>>2666480
>>2666484
made for bottoming

>>2666489
The curls are really a good look on him

>>2666691
I agree. I don't watch capeshit normally but he was fucking hot in GOTG 3

>>2666691
>>2666706

How can you forget when these happened

>>2666859
>>2666860
Colby Jansen gets deducted a few points because he fucks w*men and trannies

>>2666863
Who doesn't, these days? Gotta pay the bills.

>>2666863
God forbid a fag to have varied tastes

>>2666859
>>2666860
wondering whose hairy hole would look better after being creampied
I bet Evans' leaking bussy is a blessing to the eyes

>>2666865
cram it, straightoid

>>2666869
>cram it
I'm already cramming my dick in every hole I can, what else do you want from me?

So pretty on levels that shouldn't even be possible

>>2667206
him cumming inside would fix me

>>2667206
Imagine the smell

>>2654835
>>2655100
Disney really ultra fumbled the ball with them
>Seb almost wins an Oscar again

>>2660918
until he gains like 25 pounds or grows out his facial hair, it will always be a no. He doesn't look 28 at all. I see the appeal but not for me.

>>2667516
he can't grow facial hair. he can barely grow body hair. he's said it himself he's naturally hairless for the most part.
he was made to be put in a twink harem

>>2667733
I want his dick in my mouth and his ass squeezing my cock

>>2667735
I want him to fist me all the way up to his bicep

>>2668017
I take it back, he doesn't looks so bad when he's not showing his face

>>2667735
the best part about Hemsworth getting older is that he keeps looking more and more to a comic accurate Thor
Don't know for how long he will be able to keep roiding without compromising his health, though

>>2668333
But he's cute

>>2668523
Lol

Bump

>>2667521
>he can barely grow body hair.
feature, not a bug

made for bottoming

>>2669379
isn't he reaching over 40 now? really wondering why Seb isn't getting married yet

>>2667206
what I wouldn't give to see hemsworth banging holland

>>2668399
I probably deserve to get torched for this, but I need to say it anyway. The roided up insane hyper-muscular aesthetic is worth dying for. It's a shame that medical science is so primitive - wish there were a way men could achieve the bodies they deserve without such long-term health problems. But it's worth it even with the current state of technology.

Men deserve to be beautiful. They should be beautiful.

Being beautiful is a moral obligation. Very fucking literally.

Ugliness is one of the few objective sins, along with hypocrisy and lies. There is no other framework to construct morality from.

>>2669686
I'm 40 and I've never married. I doubt I ever would want to. I enjoy the intimacy of my close lovers, and I wouldn't want that to get changed into something banal and annoying by having to live with someone else 24/7 and plan my life around their career and things like that. It just wouldn't add anything positive to my life. My boundaries are drawn around my privacy, my individual agency, my personal space, etc. I enjoy being able to disentangle myself from others when I want to. It's fucking awesome. And I absolutely do not want that to change.

Marriage is not a default life path. It's just the one oligarchs want you to believe is the default. Why? Because they want more slaves.

Obviously this motive doesn't work for the gays. We see through the propaganda more easily. And more and more heterosexuals and het-passing bisexuals are seeing through it, too, if the cratering birth rates are anything to go by.

>>2670259
>>2670261
it's like a wave of mental illness passed by the board. Mesmerizing.
Was it an eclipse of some sort somewhere? Whatever the case, eesh.
No wonder you are fourty and still on 4chan. Happy life goals for you and your enlightened redpilled LARPing.

>>2653358
Cum

Shout outs to new Marvel hottie: Lewis Pullman.

>>2670250
Can never have enough hemsworth

>>2670571
nice abs, but that butterface cannot be redeemed

>>2670250
moar

>>2671131
fake stuff is so dumb looking

>>2667206
Moar

Thunderbolts made me like him actually, the beard sure helps

Stop posting tom dyke holland les bo or the little xi please.

>>2673158
He's a cute twunk
Cope

Bump

No more superheroes?

>>2675942
We're at post 300, so the thread has to die. We can always make a new one once this one is erased.

>>2667733
I want his dick in my mouth and my ass squeezing his cock