Thread 5071659

Emma "Snood" Myers

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>>5065458

Um, it's called MINECRAFT, mom. EVERYONE plays it...

Love this little autist

WHERE'S. MY. NINTENDO. SWITCH??

Love this titlet

>>5071686
they're the perfect size for her

*audible breathing*

>>5071691
Why is her mouth so unnaturally wide?

It's over.

Snood's snoobs (AA cup)

>>5071733
Why do the Zoomettes scrunch their noses? And why is it so enticing?

Who will be the lucky one who marries the Snood?

Yo don't just post the identical pics posted in the last several threads ffs

Might as well be AI posting like that

Curate some fresh Snood selections

>>5071789
Whoever is spamming the thread must be trying to speed-run it or something. Relax anon, it's not a race!

>>5071737
Snood has some strong BO and when she smells her own stench scruncges her nose that way. Cute!

>>5071687
They're the perfect size. Full stop. Ftfy
>>5071710
It's to fit the whole phone inside it

>>5071664
>frantically minimizing the browser windows displaying /hr/ and the degenerate porn sites she was gooning at
>trying to hide the fact she was humping a plushie by clumsily burying it under her ass and thighs (still very noticeable)
>Um, it's called MINECRAFT, mom. EVERYONE plays it...
>*blushing, panting and sweating profusely*
>A-all right Emma... keep "playing" but don't overdo it or you'll become blind
>MOOOOM! LEAVE ME ALONE! I'M 23! WHY EVERYONE TREATS ME LIKE A KID!
Don't leave out the best parts when you greentext next time

>>5071750
>Snood sneakily taking the place of a fuckdoll under the covers
I've seen many porn vids starting like that...

>>5071752
>be turbo incel
>you have the once in a lifetime occasion to meet the Snood
>everyone would kill to be in your position
>take selfie in the most fruity pose imaginable
Holy fuck what a gargantuan fail. I hope he caught a whiff of Emma's notoriously arousing BO at least

Depeche Mode - Blue Dress

>>5071686
>>5071687
>>5071905
Based microboob appreciators.

>*Izzy texts you*
>hey anon, remember that t-shirt with the pink phone print I was wearing yesterday when I gave you that blow job and you came without warning, spraying everywhere and making a huge mess?
>*Izzy sends you this video*
>*Izzy texts you*
>p.s.: I put it back in Emma's drawer without washing it! XD

what are the odds she's a dyke and starts calling herself they/them in the next year or two

>>5072280
SHUT UP THAT WILL NEVER HAPPEN

>>5071933
Why are her legs so sexy?

>>5072280
Zero.

>>5072428
You could ask the same question about her hands, arms, feet, neck, etc

>>5072431
I don't know if I've seen another girl in which ever single part of her is the maximum sexy for me. And not in a normal hot girl way but in like a cutely erotic, wholesome girl-next-door with medium-short chestnut brown hair way

But literally everything. Her arms, her slender shoulders. Her large eyes. Her mouth. Her soft voice. Her back. Her back is insanely sexual.

>>5072433
She's mogging "sexier" girls like Sweeney just being a cute girl-next-foor with smol girl anime proportions

>>5072433
I feel the same way about picrel so I totally get it.

>>5072440
She's ascended to my top four or five now. And tied with or maybe even beating Bjork for my more motherly faps

Top faps not in order:

Snood
Izzy Myers
Jessica Harper
Emma Watson
Jessica Harper
Anya Taylor-Joy
Ashley Jones
Sora Shiina
Bjork

>>5071737
You know how girls used to make a duck face in photos? I’m guessing face scrunching is the new version of that.

>>5072475
can't wait until a simple smile is fashionable again

>"I-is it okay if I keep my bra on, anon?"
>You're about to have sex with Snood, she's half undressed already but stopped before taking off her bra.
>"Why would you want to do that?" you ask confused.
>"I don't want you to see my... bo...b-"
>She was clearly too shy to even say the word. How cute
>"My chest..."
>"Why, what's the matter?"
>"I'm just...embarrassed"
>"Hey now, there's nothing at all to be embarrassed about. That stuff about guys only caring about big boobs is all myth. I don't care what yours look like, I'll love them because they're yours" you give her a smile
>"Okay, anon, I'll do it for you. Promise you won't laugh..."
>Your heart is beating fast as she unhooks her bra.
>You realised she wasn't lying.
>One boob looked normal enough, if small. A petite little A-cup.
>The other boob wasn't even a boob. It was just completely flat skin.
>There was no hint of a surgery scar below the missing breast, so how?
>Her nipples seemed to take the opposite path, with the one on her protruding titty being absolutely tiny, no bigger than a pin prick.
>The one atop her flat chest was huge, the size of a dinner plate
>After you get over your initial shock all you can say is "What the fuck?"
>Your gaze goes back to her face, but it is no longer Snood's face. It has taken the form of some weird insect creature with a huge mouth, it's like Cell's tail from Dragon Ball Z
>This is the Snood's true form
>The mouth extends, intending to swallow you whole
>An ungodly smell, like if every Indian in the world Diarrhea'd straight into your nostrils
>However as her gaping mouth trapped you from the outside world, this smell of her armpits was quickly overtaken by the much better, but still unpleasant, smell of her innards.
>"So this is how I die" you think to yourself. "At least I got to see the Snood's tits"
>And with that you lose consciousness as the blood keeping your brain awake rushes to your brain

>>5072444
That was a decent thread on /tv/ earlier before it got nuked.

>>5072941
>that cute lil autist expression she makes as she dances

Either she's aware of her unique kind of adorableness and plays it up, or actually does this stuff unconsciously. I think it's a combination: she's naturally cute in every possible way, she's realized this, and turned it into a way of life. Probably because she learned it makes people adore and take care of her

>>5072931
Yes, but really on rather shameful private fantasies. Which I mean we all seem to have but we probably shouldn't air them just for the sake of decency lol

Yet I can't say I won't have those types of fantasies about them... a lot

>>5072966
I wonder how much lil Snood weighs. 90s pounds tops?

>>5072446
How can one man be so based.

>>5072964
Completely forgot that the guy who plays Ajax actually has hair. Took me a bit to realize who he was

>>5072446
>mfw Jess is on there twice
>mfw Emma Watson of all people is sandwiched between her

>>5072957
I can't say I have any shameful/particularly kinky fantasies about either of them. I like them too much for me to gravitate to those thoughts so that's mostly reserved for actresses like Huppert and Farmiga kek.
Personally though? I see no issue with anyone posting fantasies on an anonymous imageboard (with the exception of gay/tranny shit)

>>5073020
I wrote Harper twice accidentally but I guess it's a rather happy um, Freudian slip

>>5073020
Yeah I mean I have various types of fantasies about them and others of course but one realizes after exiting that momentary lapse of horniness that even in the anonymous bathroom stall crudeness of 4chan conversation it's still probably not spiritually healthy to indulge in and reinforce that kind of thought with others, even if that animalistic side is always down there in our subconscious

>>5073025
>it's still probably not spiritually healthy to indulge in and reinforce that kind of thought with others, even if that animalistic side is always down there in our subconscious
Agreed.

>>5072433
>jeans stuck in her asscrack
Imagine not burying your face in there

>>5073025
>>5073027
Holy cucked...
>>5072970
Before or after the creampie? Because the huge amount I'd spray deep inside her belly would make quite the difference in the total weight

i want to smoke weed and bedrot all day with snood

>>5073359
awww, little Schoolgirl Snood

The Snood

>>5073766
Lucky guy, that's a good hug

>>5073888
...more?

>>5073888
It's a pity to have to share this thread with retarded perverts.

>>5073766
>>5073776
>losing the h in khv with Snood

>>5073888
Finally a faker who understands that cum should soil their clothes. Snood's cute ribbon in particular deserves a good spray. Not the most realistic stains, but at least the idea is there!

>>5073917
>too much?
This would be perfect for a huge cumshot fake like >>5073888

>>5073924
Same person

last one

>>5073761
> "I've put Jenna back in her cage, we can spend time together, just you and me, anon."

>>5073948
>Hot, looks like she caught you jerking off onto her clothes like a perv
>>5073947
>Hotter, looks like she caught you and helped you out
>>>5073953
>Definitive. Looks like she caught you, and helped very hard with her mouth
Apparently, it's never "too much"

>>5074137
>what about you milking me over the cage to feed Jenna? That would be funny. Ha-ha!

Gosh I love this little Snood so damn much

>>5074651
she looks stinky in that pic

cute and cummable

>>5074659
She looks stinky in most of her private pictures (and even in some of her photoshoots, pucrel). You just know she doesn't visit the shower very frequently. And that's a good thing. Just imagine the pheromones stench... HNNNNNNNNG!

>>5074747
upscalers are getting a lot better, thankfully

I'll start sharing my many smaller Snoodpics on /tv/ over time to hopefully get a quality upscale

>>5074754
Kek all white men looks the same

>make Snood thread after watching Family Switch
>pass out, wake up to find out mods deleted the thread after it gained traction
>plus I missed a Jess thread someone else made
It's so over.

>>5074838
what upscaler are you using? AI has totally mastered it now. that's a keeper

>>5074843
It's an app called Photo & Picture Resizer. It's much better than AI slop upscalers

>>5074909
You know they're mocking your shitty photos, right?

>>5074754
>token negro
Lmao
>>5074909
Oh sure. Soooo much better. Kys retard

>>5074909
thanks Anon. don't listen to other Anon, I think these turn out pretty well

>>5075055
No anon. Listen to the first anon.

Lol I saw someone post this, and thought that it looks like a bathing suit Snood would wear

>>5075134

Is her gap that big?

>>5075137
Looks like it. She has very low bodyfat:
>>5073764
>>5071722


I'd say she has just the right body for a cute animecore outfit like this

>>5074651
The Snood looks like a magical creature that would live somewhere like this

>>5075161
Or here

>>5075161
>>5075162
>BRING ME A GOLDEN EGG, WANDERER ANON, OR I WILL MAKE YOU MY ETERNAL PLAYTHING

>>5075161
>>5075162
>>5075164

>>5075209
She's got to fuck one of them. Otherwise, they're both gay, or Snood is gay.

>>5075210
Sometimes have jobs together, like being in the same tv series, and sometimes they hang out or post social media stories on their breaks. There's no rule that they have to have sex

>>5075221
Sometimes *people

>>5075221
They're his AGGGTM colleagues. Seeing the middle-aged man accompanying them, they are probably filming something

>>5075165
Pagan Snood.

Snood was reading a book in one of her Instagram posts, and it was this 90s fantasy book

She's such a fantasy girl. She even has that whimsical elf look that fantasy girls sometimes have. It's cute to think that she's always escaping into worlds like this

>>5075161
>>5075162
>>5075325
All very interesting you fucking stalker... what about posting pictures of Snood or her sisters instead??? Nobody wants to hear your ramblings about fairies here faggot

season 2 is heating up!

>>5075738
Excellent trailer. I'm gonna watch this shit.

Why does it always seem like Isabel is the older sister instead of Emma?

>>5075746

issy on top

>>5075779
Could I have her sitting on the kitchen counter?

>>5075746
She actually doesn't, but maybe you're just retarded and you think that Izzy is older just because she looks less dorky

>>5076452
I love her smile here!

>>5076452
>what's next in her career
>giantess fetish videos on OF
Grim

>>5076577
>mfw not releasing a huge goonshot on Izzy's nerd glasses
Why even live?

>>5076611
For me, it's nerd glasses Jade

>>5076629
Who the fuck is Jade now? Another missing snoodsis?

>>5076630
one of isabel's best friends she too is an upper class white christian florida woman like the snoodsters

>>5076640
>one of isabel's best friends
Oh... so:
>mfw not releasing a massive goonshot on Izzy's and Jade's nerdy glasses during a double sloppy blowjob contest, and then watch how they clean each other's lenses using their tongues
Here we go

>>5076648
Creative

>>5076645
dork

>>5076648
>>5076661
>>5076672
Little correction:
>Izzy is actually using Emma's super dorky glasses. She wouldn't clean them further after Jade's tongue treatment. Emma's going to find them a bit sticky the next day

>>5076779
More like the opposite... everyome kmows that Jenna is the one licking Snood's salty skin clean once a week so she doesn't even need to take a shower once

>>5076990
Would she get grossed out by a tiny penis with phimosis? Asking for, umm, a friend.

>>5077002
>when your chin is somehow bigger than his

>>5076981
god i love her so much, sad how her new love interest is that chinky nigga, she'll probably enjoy all the romance scenes since we know she loves asians

>>5076992
Yes.

>>5076990
>>5076997
Tummyhole detected

>>5077038
>chinky nigga
Are you talking about Wednesday? Isn’t her love interest Ajax?

Imagine a footjob from snood.

>>5076981
gosh her expressions are so cute

>>5077213
im talking about the guy in the vid he's her new love interest in season 2 apparently she dumps ajax and starts dating the werewolf chink

>>5077312
I've never seen this said anywhere. Do you have a link?

>>5077366
no

>>5077366
Enid and Ajax reportedly break up in the first episode, and she dates some toxic controlling dickhead for a while.

There were some "season 2 leaks" floating around, don't know about the credibility.

>>5077252
>be with Snood on the sofa
>she stretches her legs on your lap
>you start to untie her sneakers
>"what are you doing anon?"
>"I thought you would be more comfortable without the shoes..."
>"oh, you're so sweet! It's been a long day actually, I can't say no to a foot massage!"
>slip the shoes off
>an overwhelming foot stench immediately hits your nostrils like a train, swiftly filling the whole room
>it must've reached Snood's own nose aswell, she made her signature nose scrunch and now is blushing hard
>you look down at her socks: they were originally white, but the bottoms turned a very dark grey, clearly showing her soles imprints
>"oh my... ehm... anon, y-you don't have to... they probably smell a.. ehm... little bit..."
>Snood looked mortified while flushing as red as a pepper
>"nah, they're just slightly moist, that's all. I can't smell anything actually!"
>"a-are you sure?" *chuckles nervously* "you really don't smell anything?"
>saying that she placed her foot under your nose spreading her toes jockingly
>it was really too much and you buried your nose under her toes, breathing in as much odor as you could
>*SNIIIIIFFFFF*
>"ANON!?!? Y-you like THAT? I can't believe it!"
>*SNNNNIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFFFF*
>*making one of her cute embarassed grimaces* "Oh gosh! I haven't showered since... I don't even remember! And those socks?!? I think I haven't changed them for a couple weeks now! How can you like th-"
>*sniff* "oh please Emma, have mercy! I can only get so erect!"
>"e-erect? Uhm... d-do you mean... I mean... well, ehm... your... is... getting hard?"
>her embarassment slowly turned into curiosity
>she used her other foot to gauge the situation on your crotch, hitting the rock hard boner
>her eyes opened wide in awe, her face turned even more red. The cause of it wasn't shame anymore tho...
>"c-can I see it? Please!"
>"o-only if you show me your feet!"
>"deal!"
1/3

>>5077686
>she rapidly took the crusty socks off and placed her super soft and smelly soles again under your nose
>her plump, smooth odorous skin was feeling incredible on your face compared to the crispiness of her well worn socks
>it was so overwhelmed that you didn't even realize that Snood had already unzipped you
>she was playfully pocking at the shaft, watching it bounce, while restlessly biting her lips
>your tongue darted across her sole, tasting the strong salty flavour of her sweat, definitely built up in several days
>"ooooh! Mmmmmm... that feels... actually very relaxing anon!"
>she encouraged your laps with the motion of her feet
>"you know what? I also want to have a taste!"
>she lowered her head on your diamond rod and started to give gentle kisses and timid licks like it was a lollipop
>"I wonder how much of it can fit in my mouth..."
2/3

>>5077687
>she took a mouthful of your dick, her bursting cheeks hardly containing the gag reflex
>*cough!* *gasp* "HOLY MOLY! No way I can do it! But, maybe you'll enjoy something like this more..."
>she planted the ball of her foot on your ballsack, wiggling her toes at the base of the raging tower
>"Oh my God Emma! YES!"
>she started to rub the other foot on the shaft, sliding the whole lenght of her sole up and down, while keeping up with the wiggling in the lower level
>even if you stopped sniffing from up close, the pheromones kept wafting at each stroke, not mentioning the stink exhaling from her discarded footwear
>completely focused on the action, Snood slid an hand inside her pants and began to wank herself
>you could tell she really wasn't a shower enthusiast, her pussy smell was so powerful that you could smell it mixed with the foot stench, even trough her clothes
>*schlick schlick schlick*
>the sticky sounds coming from her crotch were self telling, she was soaking wet, creaming herself, her breathing accelerated
>*pant pant* *HNNNNNNNNG!*
>Snood's liberating moan was the signal your dick was waiting for: a huge spurt of cum exploded right under her toes and kept flowing as she cupped her soles to catch it all
>"oh yes anon! Keep going! I love how it feels!"
>she kept rubbing until the last drop was drained
>"oooofffff.... whew! That was... incredible... look at this mess! Let me take a towel..."
>when you came back a few seconds later with the napkins you couldn't believe your eyes
>Snood was already putting on the old dirty socks, wearing them over the fresh cumshot
>"oh anon! It feels so warm!" *chuckles*
>*splorrch* back into her sneakers aswell
>*squelch* *squelch*
>"hahahaha it's so funny! Listen!" *squelch squelch*
>you hugh the lovable dork and give her a kiss on the cheek. It was salty...
3/3

>>5077686
>>5077687
>>5077688
Hoooooooly fucking shit... this is hands down the most cringe shit that's ever been posted on this board.

>>5077693
You must be newer than the 120 sec countdown to get the captcha...

>>5077750
Imagine the sex.

>>5077693
>cringe
You mispelled "testicle draining"

>>5077873
>>5077874
>>5077875
>>5077876
jesus she's so pale even compared to her sister, most likely because she spends all day playing on her switch, reading books and being a snoody two shoes homebody, meanwhile isabel is constantly hanging out with her friends exploring the streets of atlanta doing god knows what.

>>5077902
>Emmaaaaa!! take a shower!, remember we have a family meeting with your grandparents

>>5077687

lel, thats my screencap from like 2 years ago on her sub

Tell meee, wheere is Anon? Foor I muuust desiire to breed with hiim.

>>5077922
Do you think she was trying to channel Ryan Gosling here? What a cute thought

>I-I drive!

>>5077906
Based

New Snood scenes very soon in the new Wednesday trailer!

Perfect size for my cock

>>5077918
cringe

>>5078134
>pantyhose
they know

>>5078142
Porn makes zoomer's brain rot. Pantyhose is not some fetish wear, it's something that women have been wearing for 300 years

>>5078143
it's definitely fetish wear

>>5078143
low IQ brownoids really can't handle seeing females. That's why burqas exist.

>>5078142
What do they know exactly? That Snood's going to make them save some money by wearing the same pair over and over during the filming, never changing them? Because that's true for any Snood's costume and/or personal indument.

>>5078168
>glory hole cumshot reactions
The duality of women

>>5078167
:(

>>5078270
It appears that the plot of this season is Save The Snood. She's the lil damsel that Wednesday and whomever else has to protecc

>>5078333
has anyone here actually seen these in stores?

>>5078520
Snood O's? I think they only were in stores for season 1. The company website doesn't have it listed anymore

Maybe they'll make an updated version for season 2. If they do, someone try them for us

>>5078595
How can one girl look so scrumptious?