Um, it's called MINECRAFT, mom. EVERYONE plays it...
WHERE'S. MY. NINTENDO. SWITCH??
>>5071686they're the perfect size for her
>>5071691Why is her mouth so unnaturally wide?
>>5071733Why do the Zoomettes scrunch their noses? And why is it so enticing?
Who will be the lucky one who marries the Snood?
Yo don't just post the identical pics posted in the last several threads ffs
Might as well be AI posting like that
Curate some fresh Snood selections
>>5071789Whoever is spamming the thread must be trying to speed-run it or something. Relax anon, it's not a race!
>>5071737Snood has some strong BO and when she smells her own stench scruncges her nose that way. Cute!
>>5071687They're the perfect size. Full stop. Ftfy
>>5071710It's to fit the whole phone inside it
>>5071664>frantically minimizing the browser windows displaying /hr/ and the degenerate porn sites she was gooning at>trying to hide the fact she was humping a plushie by clumsily burying it under her ass and thighs (still very noticeable)>Um, it's called MINECRAFT, mom. EVERYONE plays it...>*blushing, panting and sweating profusely*>A-all right Emma... keep "playing" but don't overdo it or you'll become blind>MOOOOM! LEAVE ME ALONE! I'M 23! WHY EVERYONE TREATS ME LIKE A KID!Don't leave out the best parts when you greentext next time
>>5071750>Snood sneakily taking the place of a fuckdoll under the coversI've seen many porn vids starting like that...
>>5071752>be turbo incel>you have the once in a lifetime occasion to meet the Snood>everyone would kill to be in your position>take selfie in the most fruity pose imaginableHoly fuck what a gargantuan fail. I hope he caught a whiff of Emma's notoriously arousing BO at least
Depeche Mode - Blue Dress
>>5071686>>5071687>>5071905Based microboob appreciators.
>*Izzy texts you*
>hey anon, remember that t-shirt with the pink phone print I was wearing yesterday when I gave you that blow job and you came without warning, spraying everywhere and making a huge mess?
>*Izzy sends you this video*
>*Izzy texts you*
>p.s.: I put it back in Emma's drawer without washing it! XD
what are the odds she's a dyke and starts calling herself they/them in the next year or two
>>5072280SHUT UP THAT WILL NEVER HAPPEN
>>5071933Why are her legs so sexy?
>>5072280Zero.
>>5072428You could ask the same question about her hands, arms, feet, neck, etc
>>5072431I don't know if I've seen another girl in which ever single part of her is the maximum sexy for me. And not in a normal hot girl way but in like a cutely erotic, wholesome girl-next-door with medium-short chestnut brown hair way
But literally everything. Her arms, her slender shoulders. Her large eyes. Her mouth. Her soft voice. Her back. Her back is insanely sexual.
>>5072433She's mogging "sexier" girls like Sweeney just being a cute girl-next-foor with smol girl anime proportions
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>>5072433I feel the same way about picrel so I totally get it.
>>5072440She's ascended to my top four or five now. And tied with or maybe even beating Bjork for my more motherly faps
Top faps not in order:
Snood
Izzy Myers
Jessica Harper
Emma Watson
Jessica Harper
Anya Taylor-Joy
Ashley Jones
Sora Shiina
Bjork
>>5071737You know how girls used to make a duck face in photos? I’m guessing face scrunching is the new version of that.
>>5072475can't wait until a simple smile is fashionable again
>"I-is it okay if I keep my bra on, anon?"
>You're about to have sex with Snood, she's half undressed already but stopped before taking off her bra.
>"Why would you want to do that?" you ask confused.
>"I don't want you to see my... bo...b-"
>She was clearly too shy to even say the word. How cute
>"My chest..."
>"Why, what's the matter?"
>"I'm just...embarrassed"
>"Hey now, there's nothing at all to be embarrassed about. That stuff about guys only caring about big boobs is all myth. I don't care what yours look like, I'll love them because they're yours" you give her a smile
>"Okay, anon, I'll do it for you. Promise you won't laugh..."
>Your heart is beating fast as she unhooks her bra.
>You realised she wasn't lying.
>One boob looked normal enough, if small. A petite little A-cup.
>The other boob wasn't even a boob. It was just completely flat skin.
>There was no hint of a surgery scar below the missing breast, so how?
>Her nipples seemed to take the opposite path, with the one on her protruding titty being absolutely tiny, no bigger than a pin prick.
>The one atop her flat chest was huge, the size of a dinner plate
>After you get over your initial shock all you can say is "What the fuck?"
>Your gaze goes back to her face, but it is no longer Snood's face. It has taken the form of some weird insect creature with a huge mouth, it's like Cell's tail from Dragon Ball Z
>This is the Snood's true form
>The mouth extends, intending to swallow you whole
>An ungodly smell, like if every Indian in the world Diarrhea'd straight into your nostrils
>However as her gaping mouth trapped you from the outside world, this smell of her armpits was quickly overtaken by the much better, but still unpleasant, smell of her innards.
>"So this is how I die" you think to yourself. "At least I got to see the Snood's tits"
>And with that you lose consciousness as the blood keeping your brain awake rushes to your brain
>>5072444That was a decent thread on /tv/ earlier before it got nuked.
>>5072941>that cute lil autist expression she makes as she dancesEither she's aware of her unique kind of adorableness and plays it up, or actually does this stuff unconsciously. I think it's a combination: she's naturally cute in every possible way, she's realized this, and turned it into a way of life. Probably because she learned it makes people adore and take care of her
>>5072931Yes, but really on rather shameful private fantasies. Which I mean we all seem to have but we probably shouldn't air them just for the sake of decency lol
Yet I can't say I won't have those types of fantasies about them... a lot
>>5072966I wonder how much lil Snood weighs. 90s pounds tops?
>>5072446How can one man be so based.
>>5072964Completely forgot that the guy who plays Ajax actually has hair. Took me a bit to realize who he was
>>5072446>mfw Jess is on there twice>mfw Emma Watson of all people is sandwiched between her>>5072957I can't say I have any shameful/particularly kinky fantasies about either of them. I like them too much for me to gravitate to those thoughts so that's mostly reserved for actresses like Huppert and Farmiga kek.
Personally though? I see no issue with anyone posting fantasies on an anonymous imageboard (with the exception of gay/tranny shit)
>>5073020I wrote Harper twice accidentally but I guess it's a rather happy um, Freudian slip
>>5073020Yeah I mean I have various types of fantasies about them and others of course but one realizes after exiting that momentary lapse of horniness that even in the anonymous bathroom stall crudeness of 4chan conversation it's still probably not spiritually healthy to indulge in and reinforce that kind of thought with others, even if that animalistic side is always down there in our subconscious
>>5072433>jeans stuck in her asscrackImagine not burying your face in there
>>5073025>>5073027Holy cucked...
>>5072970Before or after the creampie? Because the huge amount I'd spray deep inside her belly would make quite the difference in the total weight
i want to smoke weed and bedrot all day with snood
>>5073359awww, little Schoolgirl Snood
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZuWqrBaq9xE
>>5073766Lucky guy, that's a good hug
>>5073888It's a pity to have to share this thread with retarded perverts.
>>5073888Finally a faker who understands that cum should soil their clothes. Snood's cute ribbon in particular deserves a good spray. Not the most realistic stains, but at least the idea is there!
>>5073917>too much?This would be perfect for a huge cumshot fake like
>>5073888
>>5073948>Hot, looks like she caught you jerking off onto her clothes like a perv>>5073947>Hotter, looks like she caught you and helped you out>>>5073953>Definitive. Looks like she caught you, and helped very hard with her mouthApparently, it's never "too much"
Gosh I love this little Snood so damn much
>>5074651she looks stinky in that pic
>>5074659She looks stinky in most of her private pictures (and even in some of her photoshoots, pucrel). You just know she doesn't visit the shower very frequently. And that's a good thing. Just imagine the pheromones stench... HNNNNNNNNG!
>>5074747upscalers are getting a lot better, thankfully
I'll start sharing my many smaller Snoodpics on /tv/ over time to hopefully get a quality upscale
>>5074754Kek all white men looks the same
>make Snood thread after watching Family Switch
>pass out, wake up to find out mods deleted the thread after it gained traction
>plus I missed a Jess thread someone else made
It's so over.
>>5074838what upscaler are you using? AI has totally mastered it now. that's a keeper
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kIO2OHa9HDQ
>>5074843It's an app called Photo & Picture Resizer. It's much better than AI slop upscalers
>>5074909You know they're mocking your shitty photos, right?
>>5074754>token negroLmao
>>5074909Oh sure. Soooo much better. Kys retard
>>5074909thanks Anon. don't listen to other Anon, I think these turn out pretty well
>>5075055No anon. Listen to the first anon.
Lol I saw someone post this, and thought that it looks like a bathing suit Snood would wear
>>5075137Looks like it. She has very low bodyfat:
>>5073764>>5071722I'd say she has just the right body for a cute animecore outfit like this
>>5074651The Snood looks like a magical creature that would live somewhere like this
>>5075209She's got to fuck one of them. Otherwise, they're both gay, or Snood is gay.
>>5075210Sometimes have jobs together, like being in the same tv series, and sometimes they hang out or post social media stories on their breaks. There's no rule that they have to have sex
>>5075221They're his AGGGTM colleagues. Seeing the middle-aged man accompanying them, they are probably filming something
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Snood was reading a book in one of her Instagram posts, and it was this 90s fantasy book
She's such a fantasy girl. She even has that whimsical elf look that fantasy girls sometimes have. It's cute to think that she's always escaping into worlds like this
>>5075161>>5075162>>5075325All very interesting you fucking stalker... what about posting pictures of Snood or her sisters instead??? Nobody wants to hear your ramblings about fairies here faggot
>>5075738Excellent trailer. I'm gonna watch this shit.
Why does it always seem like Isabel is the older sister instead of Emma?
>>5075779Could I have her sitting on the kitchen counter?
>>5075746She actually doesn't, but maybe you're just retarded and you think that Izzy is older just because she looks less dorky
>>5076611For me, it's nerd glasses Jade
>>5076629Who the fuck is Jade now? Another missing snoodsis?
>>5076630one of isabel's best friends she too is an upper class white christian florida woman like the snoodsters
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>Pov: You are Jenna Ortega
>>5076779More like the opposite... everyome kmows that Jenna is the one licking Snood's salty skin clean once a week so she doesn't even need to take a shower once
>>5076990Would she get grossed out by a tiny penis with phimosis? Asking for, umm, a friend.
>>5076981god i love her so much, sad how her new love interest is that chinky nigga, she'll probably enjoy all the romance scenes since we know she loves asians
>>5077038>chinky niggaAre you talking about Wednesday? Isn’t her love interest Ajax?
Imagine a footjob from snood.
>>5076981gosh her expressions are so cute
>>5077213im talking about the guy in the vid he's her new love interest in season 2 apparently she dumps ajax and starts dating the werewolf chink
>>5077312I've never seen this said anywhere. Do you have a link?
>>5077366Enid and Ajax reportedly break up in the first episode, and she dates some toxic controlling dickhead for a while.
There were some "season 2 leaks" floating around, don't know about the credibility.
>>5077686>>5077687>>5077688Hoooooooly fucking shit... this is hands down the most cringe shit that's ever been posted on this board.
>>5077693You must be newer than the 120 sec countdown to get the captcha...
>>5077693>cringeYou mispelled "testicle draining"
>>5077873>>5077874>>5077875>>5077876jesus she's so pale even compared to her sister, most likely because she spends all day playing on her switch, reading books and being a snoody two shoes homebody, meanwhile isabel is constantly hanging out with her friends exploring the streets of atlanta doing god knows what.
>>5077687lel, thats my screencap from like 2 years ago on her sub
Tell meee, wheere is Anon? Foor I muuust desiire to breed with hiim.
>>5077922Do you think she was trying to channel Ryan Gosling here? What a cute thought
>I-I drive!
New Snood scenes very soon in the new Wednesday trailer!
>>5078142Porn makes zoomer's brain rot. Pantyhose is not some fetish wear, it's something that women have been wearing for 300 years
>>5078143it's definitely fetish wear
>>5078143low IQ brownoids really can't handle seeing females. That's why burqas exist.
>>5078142What do they know exactly? That Snood's going to make them save some money by wearing the same pair over and over during the filming, never changing them? Because that's true for any Snood's costume and/or personal indument.
>>5078270It appears that the plot of this season is Save The Snood. She's the lil damsel that Wednesday and whomever else has to protecc
>>5078333has anyone here actually seen these in stores?
>>5078520Snood O's? I think they only were in stores for season 1. The company website doesn't have it listed anymore
Maybe they'll make an updated version for season 2. If they do, someone try them for us
>>5078595How can one girl look so scrumptious?