Kristench Edition

>Definitive guide to KStews *decades old and super smelly* sneakers
https://www.thecut.com/2012/11/definitive-guide-to-kstews-sneakers.html

Deranged pervy gooners welcome. Cringe platonic waifuist gtfo

What happened to the other thread?

>>5085144
Archived

Since the pther thread had a good vibe and a lot of interactions I thought it was time for the new one

>>5085145
Not that one. The one from earlier. It only had one post.

>>5085048

>>5085148
I didn't even see it. It probably got rekt because OP was banned or something idk

>>5085150
maybe. just weird because i think the last big thread was archived early. not sure. anyway whatever

Rare pic of Kristen washing herself

>>5085152
Let's enjoy it while it lasts I guess

GIwtwm

Stayed up way too late and got way too drunk and deranged for Mommy Stew.
Hungover now and still edging for her
She cannot be stopped

>>5085159
God fucking damn how is she so effortlessly sexy
Fuck im mad and hard

>>5085144
It went all the way and no one baked. Then I tried to bake one >>5085048 but only posted one picture.

>>5085150
No I didn't get banned, I guess jannies just removed it because it only had one picture.

>>5085133
Which of K-Stew's sneakers do you are the smelliest and thus most fuckable?

>>5085176
>effortlessly

lol

I wish kristen would wear tight spandex pants again. those get stinky.

>>5085266
No panties on so the material is just really soaking up her unwashed pussy funk and assjuice.

https://youtu.be/dLyyLjBDB7c?si=0fIy0IIMCJO4XNom

>>5085438
Not a movie but a fucking lesbian unhealthy crap, do not watch it under any circumstances!!! Instead, better rewatch old films where Kristen is still young.

>>5085496
Holy filtered

What do you call the phenomena of gay man being attracted to KStew?

>>5085204
The Chucks, easy.

>>5085154
She should have recreated the scene from Deuce Bigalow here...

>>5085590
Being normal.

>>5085599
I'm not remotely bisexual, only into men, sexually. KStew is beautiful and hot.

>>5085602
Maybe she's androginous enough to trigger your faggot radar (especially if you like her when she's all in dyke with buzzed hair). Or more simply, you're healing

>>5085204
It's a really nice question and I'd love to hear more takes on the subject. I think it's a really tough contest between the black converse, the blue lace ups, the black keds and the checkered vans. All those are ancient and visibly well worn. The black keds in particular have even lost their colour outside because of the excessive sweat absorbtion, while the blue ones have holes in them. The converse sure look old af, and she wore them barefoot a lot. The vans became grey in the originally white spots. Really hard to decide, but if any expert here knows how these different shoe models impact the feet smell I'd be able to decide my designated cumdumpster
>>5085593
Elaborate

Special mention: picrel. Imagine Kristen, dressed up as the Princess of Wales, dangling her heels between takes and wafting the most powerful Kristench everywhere, since she wore her smelly sneakers with the nylons during breaks and she never washed them since the filming started... Imagine being one of the crew and looking at that angelic creature filling the whole set with her strong foot aroma. Or even better, being a worker from the costume department, having access to her heels right after the scene was finished. Hmmmmmm

>>5085658
She's always been my waifu despite being a fag. The buzzcut-era was her worst look, btw.

>>5085770
Maybe she reminds you of your mom. t. Freud

PS. If that's true, could you give me your mom's contacts?

Anyone wanna fuck around on discord while JOing to pics of the stew?

>>5085144
weekend happened
>>5085133
the stew lore is unrivaled

>>5086507
You can really see the abyss in that never born's eyes
>>5086536
>the stew lore is unrivaled
I doubt any other celeb would use the same shoes for decades without even washing them once... she's special

>>5086507
Why does it hurt me so much to watch this?

>>5087022
Because it's what (((they))) took from you, and from her.

>>5087029
Based

>>5086507
cheated on him with a married dude 19 years older than her. damn.

>>5087126
>dude 19 years older than her
GIwtwm

>>5087132

>>5087136
Based J-Quark

>>5087136
Is this the dude she cucked Pattinson with? Ugh... savage

>>5087022
because you're a fag.

>>5087285
God dayum

>>5085675
I appreciate your breakdown, anon! I'm gonna go with the black converse because of all the rubber making them not breath at all + her wearing them barefoot. The blue shoes having holes would actually reduce their k-stench, so while visually appealing, they're out of the running imo

>>5087126
She can afford it, all the faggots sitting here would turn a blind eye to it, more than once.

>>5087361
Only faggots would care about an obvious pr stunt of two fags, made for the promotion of their hollywood blockbusters

>>5087418
Wise man, who even needs such 'pr stunts'?

>>5087361
I would let her cuck me anytime if she'd let me sniff her shoes.

>>5087315
>The blue shoes having holes would actually reduce their k-stench, so while visually appealing
I'm not sure about that. It's a proof of how much she wore them all these years. The KStench is mostly stored in the insoles anyway, and the fact she used them so much puts them definitely in the top 3 of her extra smelly shoes. Also, the rubber probably doesn't produce the best smell, but we'd need an expert sniffer to break that out in detail

>>5087809
thigh

>>5087285

I would pay so much money for her to cuck me

>>5087850
tight

>>5087892
Wagie kstewfags, where are you? Are you telling me that you're actually working today? I miss hornyposting with you during job

>>5087893

Unusually busy day but I'm right here, Stewbro
Daydreaming about mommy spitting in my mouth

does anybody know what the new shield-looking tattoo supposed to mean?

>>5087930
Looks like it's about golf desu

>>5087935
If it walks like a dyke and smells like a dyke

>>5087930
if i count right, she has 14 tattoos rn. sheesh.

>>5087814
It's not about the smell of the rubber, it's the fact that is absolutely doesn't breath at all (or offer much in the way of cushion or support either). K-Stew's feet are practically in an oven in those shoes, getting real musky and also callused and crusty.

>>5087930
She is extremely ssrid former Weinstein whore that lives in a gated community and puts tattoos of the consoomer / leisure activities (such as seven eleven store, golf course, portion of guernica) that give her a home in her head since she's always starving herself out, always out and about wearing crass, vulgar outfits that an endless array of the exact same type of faggot forces her to wear under contract.

>>5087970
And I want to suck the grease from her lesbian pussy and asshole.

>>5087954
>callused and crusty
Ewwww. I want her feet to be soft, clean and super smelly (in a sweaty pheromonic way, not just stinky)

>>5087970
pretty sure the 7/11 shit was dylan's idea. she had 7/11 jacket, jersey, etc, even before they met. not sure what's up with that.

>>5087975
I kinda like the idea of K-Stew's crusty dyke feet still having control over me though because she's fucking Kristen Stewart. I only have that kind of fantasy about her and Ilana Glazer lol. And Amethyst from Steven Universe but that's just because she's basically a cartoon version of Ilana.

>>5087989
I dunno maybe the colors of the 7/11 logo match up with like some random thing like bigender lesbian pride flag or something

>>5087989
considering dylan looks exactly the same like alicia, her former nanny / handler, it's obviously another safety switch. anyone who heard kristen stewart talk in the past few years can immediately notice she's not right in the head. a combination of self-flaggelating victim complex, ludicrous authoritarian gynocracy outbursts that immediately dissolve into zoomerly vulgarities for social media. you get like 4 different moods in few minutes.

>>5087990
I'm not into humiliation/slaves/bdsm shot. Sorry. Just want to whiff her primal K-stank

>>5088000
I'm not either normally, but some people just that spot. That being said, we can agree with some lovely sweat-pruned K-Stew feet after a few days of sockless Converse for sure.

>>5087970
>Weinstein whore
She never starred in his movies.
>lives in a gated community
Not for the last few years. Not sure why would it matter anyway, since all her friends haven't lived in her old gated community, so she wasn't confined in it either.
>seven eleven store
A tattoo she shares with her wife, it obviously has some romantic value to them.
>portion of guernica
Literally just her character's tattoo from CoSM. Memorabilia of her craft, which she loves with passion. Same goes to Mine and Swim tattoos.
>wearing crass, vulgar outfits
Her everyday is very casual and unremarkable, lol. As for her red carpet outfits, most of times she wears Chanel, which is most of times is quite modest old-fashioned brand. Vulgar looks, like it was for Llb premiere, are very rare exceptios, unfortunately.

Quite a fanfic from you, lol, zero matches with reality

>>5088009
>it obviously has some romantic value to them.
Dylan has photos in 7eleven clothes before they were dating. Agree with the rest of your post, though. Some shizo shit.

>>5088009
>K-Stew throwing up the shocker at a red carpet
be still my beating heart...

>>5087997
wtf are you talking about, Kristen doesn't even have public social media.

>>5088009
Weinstein brokered Stewart's yachting trips with Arabs, it's all over the Internet.

>not living in a gated community

She lives in Los Feliz, it is a community with armed guards.

>modest

she goes out like a streetwalker

>>5088010
Guess it became their thing after making these tattoos.
Or maybe it somehow connected with movies too, since they made it in Pittsburgh, when Kristen was filming in the Happiest season

>>5088009
>>seven eleven store
>A tattoo she shares with her wife, it obviously has some romantic value to them.
So fucking trashy.

>>5088013
She has like zero public presence whatsoever, outside her movies' promotions.

>>5088019
>"The douchiest thing about me, probably, is that I really do love cars. I'm very much from the Valley," she says. She's also very much into being very much from the Valley: "[Fiancee Dylan Meyer and I] both have these 7-Eleven tattoos. We're dirtbags. We are L.A. dirtbags."

Do you think Dylan loves K-Stew's K-Stench as well? I want to be like Dylan's birthday present is K-Stew not showering the whole month of her birthday.

>>5088015
>it's all over the Internet.
What is over the internet is just one old story, when Harvey set up a meeting of Kristen and some arab dude at charity gala - unknown to her and her team. Thankfully it was a public event and she had her bodyguard and publicist at her side. These are the only known facts, the rest is your fanfic again.
>it is a community with armed guards.
Los feliz is a neighborhood, dummy. It has both usual streets and gated communities.
>she goes out like a streetwalker
Then I guess all modern female fashion is for streetwalkers. Wake up, grandpa, we are not living in a medieval monastery anymore

Can we please stop indulging that weirdo and just talk about the sexual appeal of Kris10's face, breasts, ass, legs, feet, vagina, and armpits?

She has to live in a gated community, because otherwise stewzos would be constantly going through her garbage like a bunch of rabid racoons, trying to get their grabby hands on everything she might've touched.

>>5086507
You just know that this never happened eats away at her soul every waking moment.

Has anyone else seen Kstews Netflix stand-up special yet?
>Here's one for ya; what do dykes do on a second date? They move in!!

I'm currently plapping to pictures of Kstew and the dopamine is like a warm blanket

>>5088246
i'm stoned as fuck, bro. k would love the bud i have on me.

>>5086507
Upload more like this.

Wagecuck Kstew day?

>>5088470
I'm not feeling it. I'm depressed today desu

>>5088487

Ah that sucks, but it happens. Hope you feel better anon.

>>5088489
That's it? That's the sympathy you're offering? Wow..

>>5088487

sad day

When my brain feels bad I just make my cock feel good for Kstew

>>5088539
Same. When they say Beady fisted my mom I get the Big Sad and then I hide here and stretch my phimosis for Kris10.

>>5088539
>>5088542
How do you get an erection being in such a state?

>>5088024
>K-Stew not showering the whole month of her birthday
So... just any other month?
>>5088470
Gladly, I'm bored af
>>5088530
>almost rubbing two pussies at the same time

>>5088567

Kstew was put on this earth to help bored gooners. The more bored I am, the rougher I want to treat her

>>5088574

The masculine urge to pin her head to the couch and slide my increasingly wet cock up and down her dead-eyed face

>>5085144
>>5087285
>>5088321
the queen of side-boob

>>5088577

>>5088582
The exact face she makes, head pushed into the cushion, as my precum starts to mix with her saliva and tears

>>5088582
>>5088584

Love it. My slime trails up and down her dumbass empty soulless eyes and foot face covering her in my cheesy smegma stink making her even more gross

>>5088586
Not even knowing where our cheesy cock buildup begins and her hair grease ends

sucking every last drop

>>5088589
>>5088590


Going cross-eyed as I ram my stinky unwashed cock down her throat. She tries desperately to inhale much-needed air through her nose right as you kneel down and fart straight up her nostrils, filling her lungs with hot eggy gas

>>5088586
>>5088589

Heavy grunting mixed with gags as we start to press harder on her head and tge slick stench overpowers her dyke senses

>>5088591
>>5088592
Chunky milky avocado vomit spraying from her nostrils mixing with snot and running down my balls as she tries to tap out, her terrified bloodshot eyes staring around the room as we ignore her

>>5088594

So fucking pretty as the fear sets in, gagging and retching, skinny dyke arms flailing as she tries in vain to push us away
Dumb cunt

her tongue makes me go feral

>>5088596
>>5088598
Punching her in the temple and hearing a crack as she passes out, possibly brain damaged as we all take turns dropping fat brown logs on her rug munching face

>>5088599
Fuck, she'd look so pristine passed out and mumbling for help

>>5088600
With a fat steamy log draped lovingly across her chin

>>5088598
I yearn to wipe my ass on that red little cunt eating tongue

>>5088599
alright, i'm not posting any more pictures until you stop being weird.

>>5088602

Me too anon. My hairy matted unwashed ass right after I take a greasy shit, smeared up and down her dyke tongue to teach her what superior man pussy tastes like

>>5088603
Good. Go be a faggot elsewhere

>>5088603

Gonna cry about it?

>>5088603
100% your fault for encouraging this mental illness.

>>5088607
enjoy a thread without images, then. scatfags

>>5088615
Stop crying ffs

>>5088617
Really? That's the part that got you? Not the beating someone into coma?
What pieces of shit you all are. I'm not contributing a single cypher to this cancerous cumrag of a thread.

>>5088628
the same post brought up both. now you just need to start dreaming about nigger cocks and the thread is complete.

>>5088573
How is it possible to feel overwhelmed by cuteness and at the same time possessed by the most vile sexual instinct? Idk, but that's what happens when I look at that pic

>>5088692
Just give in and become a seething degenerate incel gooner freak for mommy

>>5088599
It started hot af, then turned gross with the male fart, then creepy. Stop anon

>>5088693
>implying I'm not already here
Duh?

>>5088582
>Kristen giving you the dead eyed stare with the tongue biting
That's when you know it's time to cooom buckets all over her greasy smelly body to please her

Would you marry a lesbian? I think it would be great. Just one or two creampies to have kids and then an infinite series of threesomes with younger sluts eager to be teamfucked by you and your wife... what a dream

>>5088697
when the older couple buying you drinks on vacation start giving you this look

>>5088695

Something so feral and devilish about the more intense gooners Kristen attracts. Fucking love it

>>5088700
I'd let Kristen do all the hunting, I bet she likes that. Then just help her fuck the shit out of the jailbait sluts she hooks up

>>5088701
>Something so feral and devilish
Idk about the devilish, I feel quite angelic desu. But the feral part it's all her primal stench's fault. Her sweaty pheromone stink turns everyone into an animal

>>5088703

She would just blow weed smoke in their faces while you fuck them, desu

>>5088707
Well, maybe I'd marry Cara Delevigne then. At least she actually enjoys some natural teamfucking foot fetish session, unlike pothead Kstew. Yes, I said it. Fight me if you want

>>5088710
bro, stew was working on a foot fetish movie and she sucked toes in one of her latest movies. she's definitely into foot stuff.

>>5088712
Yeah, but if she just blows stinky (for real, not in a good way like the KStench) weed smoke on me and the slut instead of participating, I think that Cara would be the best choice

God she needs to be taught how to enjoy sucking farts out of hairy gooner's unwashed sweaty assholes

>>5088731

This. I need her to turn my shit chute into a homemade fucking bong

>>5088700

I hope dylan gets her wife pregnant soon.

Dylan is such a hottie.

>>5089081
shut up you butt ugly dumbass

>>5089041
giv Suzie gf

Kristen needs tits bigger than her head.

>>5089128
No.

>>5089167
>KStew attempts to be girly by wearing cute frilly socks
>wears them for two weeks straight nontheless
>when she takes her old ass sneakers off the room fills with the strongest KStench ever
>she still tease with the socks, acting like they're just a cute girly accessory, but you can see the soles are soiled by a dark grey crusty sweat imprint
>can't resist and fuck her stinky socks until you completely cream her soles
>she just puts her sneakers on with all the gooey moisturizer staining her socks further

>>5089128
THIS. It's time this talentless nobody got herself some big fake titties and a Brazilian butt lift.
>>5089358
Get lost, virgin. Go wash your nasty little dick.

>>5089431
Faggiest post ITT. Titcow lovers are obviously fags in the closet trying to pass as normal and imitating what a normal guy would like (by their twisted pov)

I hate her ugly wife so much. Divorce when?

>>5089625
This is just one of many reasons you're alone.

>>5089625
she could get literally anyone on this planet and chose an ugly dyke. i guess she must have some other...qualities. pic probably related.

>>5089630
I can't believe an ugly lesbian ended up with an ugly lesbian

>>5089625
Look at the hundreds of photos of them online having fun, smiling, and laughing together. Now think back to a time when you've experienced this heartfelt companionship and mutual love...


You can't.

>>5089630
She could have had my awkward pudgy body and 3" dick. It's not fucking FAIR

>>5089625
>>5089630
i think she's quite pretty

>>5089625
>>5089630
>chose an ugly dyke
For you. Maybe for me. Maybe for other 7 billion people out there. But not for Kristen. And her opinion is the only one that exists and matter in this case

nickleodeon'ed

>>5089041
can't wait for preggo kris. she will be sweating even more.

>>5088712
Hate that the movie never came out

>>5089358
Don't listen to the other retard, I love reading stinky K-Stew greentexts!

What Kris10 should I bust to? I need to coom.

>>5089753
Cyst ready to pop?