Thread 5093025

Emma "Snood" Myers

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>>5085936

Gee this thread isn't going to be pure cancer...

He WILL post low-res and over-filtered images as quickly as his internet connection will allow and he WILL fill the thread with them.

>>5093031
Yoink. That's going in my special folder.

The Snood looks extremely tired. Someone must take care of her

>>5093042
She was just at a British music festival during an extreme heatwave

>>5093025 (OP)
>Emma "Snood" Myers
It's Emma "Hoe" Myers.

>>5093044
Why is her hair so weak and thin

>>5093066
She took a picture of your last cumshot to her stylist.

This girl feels like an odd contradiction. Sheltered, home-schooled Christian girl who somehow becomes a child actress and now dresses like a whore. And her parents apparently approve of all of this seeing as she was apparently 8 when she started acting.

>>5093069
I hope your nephew isn't too weak and thin to fight off your advances.

>>5093070
Heckin based home schooled girl turns whore? But I thought it was the joooish education system?
>polcuck faces reaility

>>5093070
Sometimes anon it's better to keep quiet and let people think you're utterly retarded than it is to open your mouth and confirm it.

Apparently Wednesday season 2 is out, we should get a whole lot of new Snood shots

>>5093078
Which wig do you prefer?

>>5093078
That's the story of your life isn't it?

>>5093081
August 6th, unless it has leaked.

>>5093077
I don't even care for this girl coon/cuck/kike-kun, only permavirgins like >>5093078 do

>>5093087
You're too funny.

>>5093044
>>5093070
What in the humiliation ritual is she doing? She may as well have just tattooed "I have no tits" across her chest

>>5093089
She will never love you, no one will

>>5093098
Good Heavens. It's barely 1PM and you have ruined my day.

>>5093070
You say that like that outfit for the shoot was her idea rather than similar to what the other young actresses were given to wear. They were all given gothy eyeliner too. It's just a promotional shoot, trying to look fashionably goth, not her daily style

>>5093094
Delicious flat chest

>>5093117
Ironically I've edited that pic to, umm, more reflect my own proclivities.

umm what in the snood did she mean by this?!

>>5093194
No idea but it's going into my Snood-x-Shota folder.

>>5093194
since georgie is in that same clip im guessing she's talking about the way tim burton directed them for that kissing scene in season 1.
>You kiss for a little bit but i won't watch it's fine, and then i'll say, "Stop."
it's gonna suck hearing her talk about all the details of their kisses

>>5093035
Who keeps letting that retard make Snood threads?

>>5093044
flat little fuckdoll

>>5093069
>>5093072
what is this verbal fight about nephew?
Also, did her hair stylist wash her hair in acid?

>>5093194
>>5093196
>>5093199
why is Burton so weird? what does kissing add to the series?

>>5093226
>>5093227
ESL?

>>5093199
is this how Snood natural state when she's just hanging around at home?

>>5093349
This is what Snoods look like when you first adopt them. After adjusting to your house, being potty trained and playing video games four hours a day, their appearance improves

Hm. Me thinks smooches are in order for this little Snood.

;_;

the Virgin Snoodwalk

How pathetic must a man be to date such a dork? She'll never be known for her charm or beauty. She's just a misfit who's into video games and fantasy stories. No one likes people like that

>>5093469
Haha, certainly not me haha

>>5093475
Even her mother looks at her disappointed, she knows well that her daughter will never attract a decent man

>>5093483
It's like a Jane Austin story. "Oh, what will I ever do about our little Snood. She's simply unmarriable!"

Thankfully fate has other plans (her finally marrying the eligible Mr. Anon)

>>5093485

Snood and Snoodibility, by Jane Austin

>>5093404
Crazy how The Snood knows how to drive and has said she's a loud driver who yells a lot at others, imagine driving peacefully when suddenly you see The Snood herself road raging in the lane next to you.

Imagine going on a blind date and the girl your friends want to set you up looks so dull when you arrive. I know it's not very gentlemanly, but I'd make up an excuse to ditch her

>>5093496
Imagine that little tomboy weirdo at your door saying "face it, tiger, you've just hit the jackpot!"

In all seriousness though my ideal wife looks just like that. Read into that whatever you will. I wont apologize.

>>5093514
You must be desperate to believe that a nerd who will never be a beauty queen looks like your ideal wife

>>5093520
Like I said, interpret it however you like. In my cosmos she's more appealing that "beauty queens"

Snood... IS... The Hottie and the Nottie (the Zoomer remake!)

>>5093554
Imagine a screwball twin sister comedy with Snood playing both the Popular Sister and the Snoodcel Sister

From Snoodcel to Snoodsexy...

....and back!

Y-you t-too

>>5093568
lil snood looking at what anons are saying about her on the chan

>>5093489
There's a Minecraft promotional video where it has clips of her playing the game, and she seems really into it and gets frustrated with something and does this adorable exacerbated autistic / teengirl grunt / growl sound

That's how I imagine her sounding getting angry in traffic

>>5093487
Gone with the Snood

>>5093601
Once Upon a Time… in Hollysnood

>>5093066
Cum-deficient diet.

Imagine if you met her and accidently called her Snood

Imagine if you met her and accidentally called her your cummy little shota nephew

>>5093030
>so that's your dick huh?
>anyway

>>5093031
Imagine how visible the white gooey stains would be afterwards...

>>5093042
>>5093045
>extreme hwatwave
>Snood
Holy shit imagine the overwhelming stench... HNNNNG!

>>5093077
No, it's the jewish society

>>5093469
Not me, I'm dating Isabel

>>5093580
If that was the case one of her hands would be buried deep into her crotch

>>5093596
>adorable exacerbated autistic / teengirl grunt / growl sound
That's ths sound she makes when you drill her aswell

>>5093032
Way too child-coded. For that reason alone, I'm out.

>>5093077
What's the weather like in Tel Aviv, Shlomo?

>>5093087
She really does attract ugly, completely retarded permavirgins that will never know the touch of a woman

>>5093793
Hey that's me

>>5093771
This one right here officer.

>>5093845
>black girl has a giant head and no eyebrows
>jenna has a giant chin and no eyebrows
>snood is looking as cute as ever
the other two should fire their stylist

Jacobtard wearing a soupy blonde wig and soiled thong and dancing in front of his crying nephew to the Addams Family theme

>>5093857
not to be mean because I like Jenna, but a lot of actresses are going to regret wasting some of their little window of beauty on this weird, alien shaved-eyebrow look

new premier pics and vids coming bros, the cameraman stayed an uncomfortable amount of time recording her feet in one of the videos.

Queen of hearts

The Snood

is that nipple being shown

>>5093921
nah it's just the way the fabric looks

personally never been into the goth look, or heavy makeup / dark lipstick, but I know this is for a gothy show

she's very pretty though

>>5093961
that clip is so awkward, georgie is nonstop glazzing emma talking about how his favorite moment is getting to film with her and she just gives him a handshake and says something like "i always say you as well"

leg...

>>5093966
That's how autism works

>>5093966
she's so tiny

>>5093971
>coom on her face targeting the eyes

>>5093968
incredibly shapely, and so pale...

>>5093960
The two beauty and the monster

her snoobs are actually pretty big once you get close

>>5093032
AI slop!

>>5093960
Aren't she and Jenna friends? Why doesn't she talk to her about the eyebrows?

>>5094083
it's just upscaled badly. fwiw I don't try to upload bad-quality images, I just can't always tell or remember that they look bad when I'm seeing the pic to upload

>>5094092
>had to upscale to 1080/1080
How small was the original 100x100?

>>5094093
probably, I think I recall that pic being one of those little square images someone cut out of an already small fan photo that you find on Pinterest

Spooge for the Snood

>>5094039
Pretty sure it's just an illusion of the dress. Though I do wonder why one day she'll wear nothing but a bra that can't hide how tiny her tits are, and the next day she's wearing a dress that makes it look like she did go through puberty

>>5094189
>Even in high heels and standing next to Jenna she looks smol and mousy

cute

>>5094189
>Snood is a lil spinner

I knew it

I no longer have any doubts that Ben Ellis is her boyfriend

>>5094200
I would be ok with this. He is white and she wouldn't be being gay or whatever. A girl belongs with a man.

>>5094214
They make a nice couple. I hope he appreciates the privilege of dating the Snood

>>5094200
>>5094231
He kinda look like Geordie Greep

>>5093911
>the cameraman stayed an uncomfortable amount of time recording her feet in one of the videos.
source now pls

>>5094231
I'm not certain they're a couple, but like I said, I'd be alright with it.

>>5094240
I don't know, Snoodles seems to really like the guy

>>5094245
True, although she has been known to fangirl. She is basically a female waifuist (husbandoist?)

She seemed shy and distant when meeting kpop stars, but admittedly, that might not be the case with a white musician who has more sense of familiarity / resemblance

>>5094200
yeah they're a couple no doubt about it, all the other guys who were theorized to be dating her are actually already dating other girls, ben is the only one single, plus he seems to be friends with the rest of emma's friends including isabel (he posted an instagram story haging out in a pub with jude and his gf before today's premier)
you can also see him in the background of multiple clips constantly orbiting and looking at emma, so even if they're not dating which is a giant cope he's for sure got his eyes on her.
they probably met thanks to asha banks since she also makes music and knows the british indie music scene the earliest picture where you can see them hanging out with ben is in a picture that was posted a couple months ago after one of his concerts.
it would also coincide with that picture she took with that portuguese fan who said in one comment she was alone with a boy whom she didn't recognize, since she didn't recognize him that means it wasn't someone from the cast of agggtm.

>>5094262
haha yeah as I started reading your post I was also going to say she likely met him through Asha, that makes perfect sense

you say Jude has a gf? I couldn't tell if he's gay but good for him if he does

honestly, if these friends in the cast helped Snood finally grow a little and find a (hopefully decent) boyfriend, them I guess they're alright. she seems to really adore them and she strikes me as someone who's probably a good judge of character

>>5094272
Mexicans are so fucking ugly lmao

>>5094273
I can't stand living among them desu. I lived in an area with them for over a decade and never related with a single one of them enough to become friends.

Never met a more intellectually-incurious people. I've met blacks more intellectually inclined than them

>>5094274
Indians are worse though, because they're complete cultureless dorks and being used to push whites out of middle class work.

Browns are honestly worse than blacks desu. Blacks have their obvious issues but they self-separate from white populations, want to be their own people. Mexicans and Indians are ethnotribalist too but they want to at the same time cram themselves into white society and somehow make it theirs. All while ranting about how much they resent us.

But anyways. Whites are figuring it out. And we'll deal with all of this. Somehow.

Snood.

>>5094265
he's dating this qt blonde zoomie, jude gets a lot of flak on these threads but he seems like a cool enough dude, he's got a cute gf, likes to play vidya and streams on twitch.
>honestly, if these friends in the cast helped Snood finally grow a little and find a (hopefully decent) boyfriend, them I guess they're alright.
i don't know for me personally a big part of her appeal was the ilusion of purity emma gives, if more images surface or we get a real confirmation that they're infact dating i'll probably stop snoodposting altogether, i have no real delusion that i could ever be with her but it still stings to imagine all the details of their relationship, i still love her as a person though so a part of me is happy for her and like you said i just hope he treats her better than any of us would.

I would be so happy if Emma had a boyfriend. I'd much rather have that than her being a whore or a lesbian. Snoodposting should not be experienced as something parasocial, but rather it should be a way to motivate us to find our own Snoodles gf, which believe me, there are many of them everywhere waiting for a man who prefers them over bimbos and other abominations.

>>5094294
Aww, that's nice. Yeah she's very cute. I have also gotten the impression he seems very nice. And without the glasses he's actually a very good looking guy in a prettyboy way

I find the whole idea of Snood as pure funny and cute as one of her little meme narratives but I've never bought into that in a literal or rigid way. I don't think being asexual is pure, anyway. I'm not a fan of promiscuity, but I think the most wholesome thing is for a good girl to go on to be a good wife and mother. I want that for her, even if it's not with me.

>>5094306
This. Snood reminds me of the best qualities in a girl, even if she does have flaws/misteps we're not aware of (of course she does!). She reminds me of qualities a lot of my favorite past girlfriends have had, and motivates me to improve myself to find another one. As for her, I don't know her, but I have become rather fond of her, but that's just to say I wish her the best and hope she finds true love with a good man (preferably me but whomever it's supposed to be)

>>5093577
Absolute criminal that she's wearing socks there.

>>5094338
And unrealistic. Snood sweats. She said so herself!

>>5094341
With that in mind, since she sweats in her sleep, I wonder what she wears to bed? Definitely not pajamas. Maybe just cute cotton panties ?

>>5094343
there's multiple pictures of her right after waking up, she likes to wear a black tank top to let her hairy snoodpits air out a lil bit

>>5094349
So mousy. Gotta Smooch this Snood.

>>5094349
There really has never been another waifu like this. Too cute.

>>5094349
They try to dress her up as a Serious Fashion Goth and she still ends up looking like an awkward, cheeby-cheeked, adorablecore Snoodcute.

It's good to see that neither fame, money nor Hollywood bullshit can make Emma Myers stop being that little Snoodles

>>5094349
Snood's spirit animal is a blowfish

isabel, being faithful to her image as a real life animu girl, went ahead and recreated a beach episode with her zoomer friends, very cute.

>>5094352
Beauty and the beast

and as expected of a zoomette like her she captioned her post as "w/ friends"

>>5094358
I never understood why you call your nephew's poorly wiped asshole "Snood", Jacobtard.

The Snood

Snood is Jenna's property, she doesn't have some faggot boyfriend

https://x.com/astridsinclair_/status/1950646502784970921?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1950646502784970921%7Ctwgr%5E%7Ctwcon%5Es1_&ref_url=

Chris Rock is the third wheel

>>5094635
Emma doesn't even spend her offtime with Jenna, she spends it all with other friends. Normie they/thems only familiar with Wednesday desperately want their ship to be real but real but they're projecting their own sick fantasies as always

>>5094641
>>5094258
"this will sell our show" - Netflix

>>5094649
They insist on cramming bald negresses into everything. Nobody wants this.

>>5094641
HQ

uh oh the snood is drinking again

>>5094645
>Lesbianism
>A sick fantasy
Just tell us you like cock

>>5094660
I was meaning more them projecting their own perverted identities onto media figueres

Captcha: TRAND lol

so from what i've gathered jude, his gf, ben ellis, his guitarist, holly hains (who i think is a producer in agggtm, not sure) and the fat girl who im guessing is one of emma's makeup artists all attended the premier and after party, maybe she's not actually dating ben and he just went together with her other friends to support her.
i'm probably overdosing on copium right now desu

make on threat on Jenna Ortega too please.

>>5094671
"artist"

>>5094658
The Snood in five years.

>>5094668
What perverted fantasies?

>>5094671
Why would you be coping? That sounds far more likely than the alternative

>>5094682
All 4 of them are super badly dressed. Faults in taste

>>5094682
Who are they?

>>5094689
i don't think they're dressed that badly, it's just how zoomer fashion is, they love baggy clothes.
>>5094714
emma's co-stars from left to right there's enid's new boyfriend, georgie who plays ajax, emma and the last guy i don't know who he plays.

>>5094732
Didn't recognise them at all, legit thought they were from some other show

Bros...

>>5094740
yup it's never been more over bros, now there's no doubt about it...

>>5094761
it's over for me bros i can't continue, not after this...

>>5094775
>They walk side by side, so they're a couple.
Obviously, this is irrefutable evidence.

the coping is off the charts on her subreddit, but i won't cope, i know it's over, goodbye my precious lil snoodles i only hope he treats you with the love you deserve.

>>5094671
I was never convinced Ben was dating her. I'm not one of those anons who always thinks "person stands next to person in photo = they're dating / fucking"

>>5094736
Is he going to scan Snood?

>>5093025 (OP)
all this for a girl that looks like jim carey.

>>5094849
He will scan ALL of the waifus.

Elle, Watson, Foy, Lillis, and even little Snood. Every detail.

>>5094761
Appreciating the ruffled maid choker above an exposed clavicle. Snood usually goes with a particular (anime girl, doll-like) aesthetic of subtle eroticism

Yeah, she seems like a great judge of character. Musicians are famously good boyfriends. And known for being faithful too!

You think it's coping thinking she doesn't have a boyfriend. I think it's coping thinking Snood isn't gonna have herpes.

>>5094871
You're the one coping, weirdly desperate for her to have a boyfriend for some strange reason

Third-wheel ape

>>5094871
>>5094883
Are you responding to yourself again?

Further upthread, one Anon is larping as an "incel" sad that he thinks she has a boyfriend, and I said I'm not convinced he is one, but a (good) boyfriend wouldn't be a bad thing as opposed to fucking around or whatever.

But actually I agree to the first point I'm responding to here that a musician probably isn't the best pick.

I'm neither the first or second post responding to here, but to the second one (if it was in response to my earlier post upthread), I'm not "desperate" for her to have a boyfriend, I'm just not larping as an "angry incel" here to demoralize and push an "it's over Snoodbros" narrative.

Snood having a boyfriend at some point would be a good thing, as opposed to promiscuity or lesbianism or whatever. Staying single forever would be weird and I reject this glowie "fake incel" thing pushed by weird spam posters that everyone should be angry when a person ends up in a good normal relationship. That's like some liberal idea of what an "incel" thinks, and I'm not an "incel" - I've dated and had a lot of sex, and I want the best for people.

speaking of bfs i can't believe people thought isabel or emma were dating their friend sebastian, that boy fruitier than tooty fruity, you can see it in one of isabel's last instagram stories.

>>5094907
He's half Thai half French btw, funny how that combo turned out him looking ambiguously Middle Eastern

>this obsessed with the life of an obviously unwell, malnourished actress who plays an underdeveloped child in a show made for little kids
What are you doing?

>>5094914
>half Thai
>half French
full FAG

>>5094924
Whatever keeps him off his nephew.

>>5094926
seems straight to me. you have a faulty gaydar

>>5094930
"hanger-on pretending to be gay" is still gay, faggot.

>>5094964
>this season Snood is a whore
very cool

This thread is damaging to my mental well being, I must take leave

>>5095010
Even up close she looks very smol

>>5094985
sad to think she was on a date with ben that day, they went together to explore the beautiful city of bath and probably held hands and even kissed, it hurts so much to even imagine it.

>>5094927
Why does he call his nephew's poorly wiped asshole "Snood"?

>>5094889
I haven't responded to myself once, a single sentence made you have a meltdown, get help

>>5095174
Jesus Christ, they're like 3 failed clones.

>>5095178
In the words of the anon above >get help

>>5095174
Emma looks divine (greek momma/anglosaxon? american father) and the other two look like crap. The nigger looks like a sub-human thing. The middle girl just looks very bad.

>>5095229
Sheit, she's got a new boyfriend

>>5095243
Does she have an illness? Her hormones must be in absolute disarray. Never mind the hair loss - that 3 inches of makeup ain't hiding that facial hair, the acne, or those pockmarks.

>>5095279
she won't look like a teen much longer and pedotards will drop here in less than a year

>>5095279
Her "make-up artist" should be put in jail

>>5095279
You can really see her nice chin hairs here
https://files.catbox.moe/j7f41r.jpg

>>5095290
Does she look like your nephew?

>>5095290
>https://files.catbox.moe/j7f41r.jpg
chewbacha jesus at least shave it offif your going to be on display in 8k lmao imagine the pussy nom nom

>>5095233
and a jewish one

Oh my god, she's being molested by Jenna

https://x.com/south1alana/status/1951292885137235984

>>5095343
That's the first time I've ever seen Snood give side-eye like that

>>5095347
Oh my god, Snood's got another boyfriend!

>>5095348
What a whore...

>>5095383
The Holy Snood looks adorable but why is she with The Doctor?

>>5095348
She's hypergamous. Good for us.

>>5095387
lol

>>5095233
>>5095279
>>5095302
>>5095348
>>5095368
The samefag troll returned lmao

what did isabel mean by this?

The Snood

>>5095449
The samfag troll saying "The samefag troll returned lmao"

>>5095463
I'm OK with Isabel. Her sister has all the makings of a cyberpunk hero.

>>5095449
I guess detecting sarcasm requires a certain level of intelligence

>>5094502
The Snood, whith a clown

>>5095718
That's her other boyfriend

>>5095727
Now she 's dating a clown. WTF...

>>5095735
She'd dating every man she's in a photo with, didn't you know?

>>5095749
You: >>5094931

>>5095758
Pictured: You reading a comment

>>5095758
No but really, why are you posting a photo of yourself reading that guys post? You're meant to be anonymous here, now everyone knows what you look like

I hate what these threads have become.

/hr/ is dead. The trolls have infected it.

>>5095772
>>5095773
I wish this site stayed dead when it got nuked

>>5095279
Poor girl

>>5095778
If anything it's gotten worse. /hr/ is as awful post-hack as /b/ was before it. I think it's why so many people only come back occasionally now.

>>5095797
When is this from? Her hair doesn't look so bad here.

>>5095749
Me:>>5095713

>>5095797
Yeah feels like a bunch of /b/tards are just using this place as /b/ with slightly higher res.

>>5095804
?

>>5095814
It was fun while it lasted.

>>5095816
Just assume he's retarded, that's the safest bet

Imagine having the Snood as your girlfriend

She just said "bleh" on her Instagram. What did she mean by that?

>>5096010
>that razor in the back
she took that picture right after shaving her hairy snood didn't she

>>5096013
>>5096016
i used to get really happy when she posted pics like that, now all i feel is sorrow knowing it was probably ben who took them

Snood girlfriend was alone in Paris...

Is that a vape?

>>5095965
>bleh

>>5096069
Lol

So wholesome

>>5096010
Wow... She's a woman now and she's hot.
Welcome back Emma.

>>5094338
Well, that way you can see how soiled they were tho. Imagine the snoodstench
>>5094341
She rarely showers and probably doesn't change her socks more than once a week. 100% realistic desu
>>5094343
>>5094348
This. She "airs out" but doesn't bathe. The snood room must smell intoxicating while she sleeps oozing her strong BO
>>5094655
>Emma, calm down... how many drinks did you have this evening?
>*BUUUUURRRRRRRPPPP*
Lmao

>>5096008
>guy caught kneeling to whiff and kiss Jenna's feet

>>5096014
>no more wild, thick, unkept, smelly snood
Ngmi

>>5095905
Sucks for you

>>5096388
How does Snood react to facial cumshots? Does she hate them, freezing in shock and disgust with her eyes wide shut? Or she loves the warm and gooey feeling and rubs it all over her face like a moisturizer, slurping the ropes with nasty noises like they're spaghetti? I bet there's no in between, it's one of those two extremes

you can see emma and ben holding hands while coming out of the wednesday premier after party, that make it official they are in fact dating, i'm done with snoodposting bros, it was good while it lasted but i can't keep up after this, i sincerely hope all the anons that liked to discuss wholesome things about her here live a good life and manage find a snoodlike gf of their own. goodbye.

Look at this dork. It's obvious that a handsome guy like Georgie Bleu would never date her, and they only take selfies together out of pity for that nerd

>>5096646
Pics?
>>5096660
Sounds like you want to fuck the dude

>>5096782
https://www.tiktok.com/@camera_lights/video/7534436942419709206?_r=1&_t=ZS-8yaDEXdHolL

>>5096646
It's impossible to say for sure.

>>5096877
https://files.catbox.moe/idx88q.mp4

>>5096841
>>5096881
Screencap the exact moment you see them holding hands

>>5096888
brother i know it hurts but you can't keep coping like this do you need to see them fucking to realize the truth? they've been together since at the very least may of this year, they've probably already had sex, he's already seen her entire alabaster body in all it's gorgeousness, he's seen every nook and cranny of her private parts, probably took her virginity too, the snood has officially been lewded and there's nothing one of us can do about it.

>>5096898
That's the best you have? You can't tell shit from that angle. I don't even care for the girl, I just get annoyed by contrarian trolls like you.

>>5096898
I guess Jenna didn't get the memo

https://x.com/i/status/1951292885137235984

>>5096950
why do you think i'm trolling? i'm not being a contrarian either, i've been snoodposting nonstop since 2023 i genuinely love her with all my heart and it pains me to see her with another man, but i'm used to unrequited love so i don't need to cope like other people, she IS dating ben and that's reality, he's going to defile her time and time again to his heart's content and there's nothing you or me can do about it which is why i've decided to simply stop snoodposting, i'll try to delete my snood folder too but it's very hard to delete pictures of a girl as cute and lovely as emma.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=y5dsBcAblU8&pp=ygUJQmVuIGVsbGlz

Preteen audience. He seems to be a good guy.

The Snood

>>5097070
>>5097071
hurts so much to know she's now posting thirst traps for ben, no wonder her outfits have been more and more revealing and her expressions have become more and more seductive it's all been exclusively for him it all makes sense now

>>5097040
Are you the same weirdo that posted this? >>5096660 You fantasize over males more than her. kek

>>5097075
no, i do like the dork meme but i didn't post that

Snood looks very Y2K

>>5096898
Still not convinced, she doesn't appear to hold his hand here >>5096888
but does briefly hold her female friend there's hand

Anyways, I've said it before but I'd rather she dates a man than be gay. Would you rather she were dating Jenna Ortega or Asha Banks? This is so much more "wholesome" if she's in a monogamous relationship with a man than doing the actor thing of gaying around

And don't pretend you expect her to be a virgin forever, that's a retarded fake incel meme and you now you never bought into that more than anyone else

>>5097138
Aww, look at her girlishly biting her nails. She scawwed!

>>5097138
Rusev is back in WWE? When did that happen?

>>5097209
The only interesting thing about her is Jenna's lesbianism towards her and her potential reciprocation.

>>5097091
>Y2K
So... ugly? Snood doesn't deserve your insults, come on

>>5096330
>that hair
so besides tranny symbolism, what other woke stuff is pushed in this show for kids?

>>5097406
The Snood

>>5097209
i have to disagree i can clearly see them interlocking hands when coming out and then you can see her leave his hand to get in the car.
>Anyways, I've said it before but I'd rather she dates a man than be gay
i'd prefer it if she stayed single
>And don't pretend you expect her to be a virgin forever, that's a retarded fake incel meme
it was real in my heart

you dumb homos can barely even post proper hr pics, this board's really gone down the shitter

>>5097482
You're an imbecile.

>>5097527
rude, there's no need for name calling

>>5097651
emma zip up your pants you have your white cotton panties in full display!

>>5097663
she doin the snoodface

How has no one made a new thread yet? I’m impressed.

>>5097745
i'm one of the two or three anons that make these threads, i guess the others realized it's unecessary to create a new thread as soon as the last one reaches bump limit

>>5097748
Good on 'em. Looks like the stock image spammer fled because the board has slowed down significantly.

>>5097735
Sexy Snood

>>5097733
How many of these fans do you reckon post here?

>>5097762
none, all those people either post on twitter or reddit

>>5097762
That fucker is a regular, he's probably the one that has a Snood stink fetish

Hopefully this is the last Snood thread ever made

keking at the amount of people seething in ben's instagram comments, lil zoomie getting cooked frfr

>>5097873
Proof?

>>5097876
you can check his instagram, some are criticizing him for dating emma, others for only posting pictures of himself when everyone knows she was with him that same day, meanwhile emma has no problem posting him on her ig, some people have even made ben ellis hate accounts just to shit on him further lmao

>>5097845
Cute snood, really thought I could be capable of doing anything bad against such a cutie? Think again, pal.

>>5097882
Just had a look, couldn't see anything, are you sure this isn't just a weird fantasy of yours?

Snood does not exist. There's an actress who looks just like her.

>>5097882
this sounds like the delusions of a fractured mind, anon

>>5097954
He seems to have homosexual tendencies towards this "Ben", I think he's self-inserting as Emma

check out the booty on this snood

>>5098030
This is the cutest Snood has ever looked, no wonder Jenna is in love with her.

>>5098030
Actors have to be really bored on a movie set to practice this kind of thing. And at their age, too...

>>5098069
they probably went back to their hotel and fucked like rabbits that night FUCK you can see it in his smug expression he knows you know and infact he wants you to know about it GOD FUCKING DAMNIT

she's wearing the same keychain around her waist that ben wears, why do you have to act so lovey dovey emma stop messing with me goddamnit!!!

I know Anon is larping about the Ben Ellis thing, but I just saw somewhere that he has a girlfriend. He's not with her.

Also, she says in her new Cosmopolitan interview that she's not seeing anyone right now. And also that she doesn't do the casual hookup thing, she's a serious romantic who would want to fall in love deeply and for life. In other words, The Snood is marriage material after all.

She also only expresses that she's attracted to guys, no suggestion of gayness.

There's still hope, brehs!

>>5098154
I for one never lost faith in This Little Snood.

>>5098154
Also, the interview describes her room as full of stuffed animals, her having an obsession with playing video games, and that she sleeps in Pokemon pajamas

The memes were real lol

>>5098154
Source?

Imagine going to bed with Snood and she wears Pokemon pj's

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V1WhOWvlcjI

>>5098157
The interview:
https://www.cosmopolitan.com/uk/entertainment/a65603225/emma-myers-wednesday-netflix-bonding-jenna-ortega-hmi/

Ben Ellis having a gf:
https://x.com/Snoopyieez/status/1951821369856995498

MARRYING Snood

>>5098154
it's 50/50 between larp and how i really feel desu. ben does not already have a gf, you probably saw that on twitter some guy was angry at people making "false" statements about emma dating ben and that person got confused thinking jude, who went with his gf to the premier was ben.
>Also, she says in her new Cosmopolitan interview that she's not seeing anyone right now.
correction, she says she's not dating anyone THIS minute but her relationship status is changing constantly, you can infer from that even if she's not dating right now, she has been dating in the past but her relationships didn't last much
>"I'm not dating so much right at the minute because I'm really busy, but it's ever changing."
there's also this next excerpt which leads me to believe she's referring to ben, keep in mind if they're really dating they're only been together for a couple months and are still knowing each other
>"distance is always really hard if you're away working. But when you find somebody who understands what you're working on and what you're doing, it doesn't have a negative impact as much as you think it would. You just have to find the right person."

>>5098162
Ahhhhhhhh

Imagine making the Snood scream in the back of her head

>>5098164
another thing, those types of interviews are always older than they seem, she was interviewed in her family home in atlanta, it could have been done months ago but they waited until season 2 was out to post it.
aside from the video where you can see them literally holding hands i've given plenty of evidence to the fact they're dating but here's some more: they recently posted pictures in the same aquarium which means they were on a date together and they wear the same keychain around their waist, we know she likes to keep her private life private so she's not going to come out and outright say she's dating but i think it's pretty clear she is and honestly i don't care that much now, i already went through the stages of grief and realized thanks to all the recent wednesday threads that i still love both her and snoodposting too much to stop just because of her living her life like a regular young adult should.

>>5098164
>it's 50/50 between larp and how i really feel desu. ben does not already have a gf, you probably saw that on twitter some guy was angry at people making "false" statements about emma dating ben and that person got confused thinking jude, who went with his gf to the premier was ben.
Maybe, maybe not.
>correction, she says she's not dating anyone THIS minute but her relationship status is changing constantly, you can infer from that even if she's not dating right now, she has been dating in the past but her relationships didn't last much
Perhaps, fleeting romantic interests, attempts to go out, and a difficulty at making it work. But at least it sounds like she's someone only interested in falling in love, and is seeking something that lasts someday. That's good.
>there's also this next excerpt which leads me to believe she's referring to ben, keep in mind if they're really dating they're only been together for a couple months and are still knowing each other
There's nothing in the quote you post to suggest it is referring to him, or to someone right now. It's too open-ended, she's speaking more in the abstract.

Anyways, if she finds true love, in a monogamous relationship with a white man (all of her early crushes are very white men) then that's good. Yes, of course I would prefer it were me, but what can you do. A good stable marriage with a good man like God intended, even if it's not me, is the next best thing. Sorry she can't be a virgin, walking ideal forever. I hope she ends up with whoever God wants her with. Which is what I hope for everyone.

>>5098168
Hmm. Perhaps. Like I said, even that is the case (I'm skeptical), it could be much, much worse than that guy, even if a musician doesn't seem ideal usually.

Anyways, I just wish her the best. I mean, I just find her very cute and girlfriendable. But I would rather just find someone near me.

>>5098166
>Imagine making the Snood scream in the back of her head

>her face when: gives you a nonplussed Zoomer Stare
>the back of her brain: AHHHHHHH

But anyways, I was intending not to Snoodpost anymore. I need to have a life.

Just wanted to throw that out there lol.

>>5098173
snoodposting is weirdly addicting, for some reason emma has endless shitposting potential

>>5098177
She has a sort of weird cute energy about her that's very memey. And an incredibly cute appearance that's instant dopamine hit

Not to mention the romantic pings / pangs she evokes. And the appeal is sexual too but just as much in passionate romantic way.

And I have an addictive personality. I've been addicted to other drugs, and I definitely get addicted to love. So I need to forget about this little Snood. She's just too damn cute.

>>5098188
I mean just look at her. She's some kind of meme pixie. I can't do this. Gotta go find something else to get addicted to. And I always do.

One more thought: her recieving the affectionate meme nickname "Snood" around these parts - in the depths of memespace - was so inspired. Perfectly captures her unique, almost uncannily silly and adorable je ne sais quoi

Like a magically cute and comical little forest creature (and she's visually FUNNY, she says in that interview that she's bad at selfies, but - contradicting people who say women can't be funny - her pics have a funny cuteness... perfect for a meme waifu)

>>5098197
The world is full of zoometes with the beauty and energy that Snood evokes. If you search persistently you will find one that suits you

>>5098200
Oh, I am determined to. She is the only Snood, but she definitely has qualities that other zoomettes have. And also just certain weird smol alternative tomboy cuties in general.

I've dated such girls before, and I WILL again.

>>5098201
That's the attitude. As I said above, the Snood should be taken as a healthy and motivating entertainment to get the girl of your dreams, not as a source of parasocial and depressing alienation

>>5098202
>As I said above, the Snood should be taken as a healthy and motivating entertainment to get the girl of your dreams, not as a source of parasocial and depressing alienation

Exactly. Personally, I'm too much of a stubborn vitalist to ever succumb to the latter. I always try to swing things into their positive function. If we found ourselves drawn like moths to a flame to this cutie, try to find the healthy, purposeful reason for that instance in your life (in this case, she's reaffirming certain things you value and want to pursue), rather than just it being about stupidly falling in love with this girl we don't know. Probably impossible not to feel some love for her, but swing that feeling and energy into momentum towards something productive

>>5098154
i don't get it, i thought snood posting was just us going "damn she's so hot, lets ironically post about how cute and wholesome she is"
don't tell me you guys were being serious the whole time...

>>5098208
A lot of it was meming. I never thought she was "pure", because I don't think any human being is pure. But I do think some women are relatively more wife-material than others, and as far as actresses go, at least something that registers in what comes across in her media images feels more girlfriendable than your average actress.

The other memes, about her being a virgin Snoodcel etc was shitposting, but related to that impression, because it's funny and cute and she is apparently a weird little gamer

>>5098210
>but related to that impression,

I meant related to that former impression I mentioned of her seeming fairly different from the average actress and likely more girlfriend material etc.

Also, I don't get the impression that being a "celebrity" has sunken in for her, and I don't think it will. I think she will remain herself. Call me naive, but I think I can read people pretty well and I think she's going to carve out her own life with her close friends and not get sucked into all that retarded Hollywood culture shit. She does have a kind of authenticity about her.

>inb4 blah blah she's going to snort coke and suck producer cock and hang out at A lister parties

That's the thing, I don't think she will. She's going a different route. Certain actors/actresses do.

>>5098211
That said, sure, she'll have drinks or smoke some pot sometimes (I don't care, I'm literally drunk right now), but she's not likely to get sucked into that West Hollywood culture of coke and vapidity.

She'll continue to be a weird little cutie that reads fantasy books and hikes and hangs out with a close circle of real friends and remains a Christian. Because she's different.

It's strange how Jenna Ortega still registers as a bigger celebrity than Snood. If you check their instagrams, Jenna has 37.4 million followers, while Emma has 9.9 million.

And yet Emma was a lead character in one of the biggest movie of 2025 so far.

It kind of feels like the after effects of the woke 2010s; how there was so much "yasss queen" enthusiasm and expectation of success around fierce POC actresses so it still feels like Jenna should be big according to the culture's rules. And you sense that there is an army of browns and gays that are stanning for her.

Maybe it's also that Snood has just started to achieve success, but in addition to her being a white person which feels slightly less inherently hyped in Hollywood, she doesn't feel like she's courting a big famous career in the same way as Jenna, who seems like a career actress. Emma has pursued acting, but she doesn't seem like she's trying to climb into the heights of Hollywood exactly, even as she has some (big) successes.

>>5098216
And hopefully Emma has something in her that continues to want to sidestep that more typical celebrity trajectory. I get that impression of her.

Jenna actually kind of seems fairly real too. I happen to know she's actually friends with a lot of surprisingly avant-garde / cool people. I think it's just that the POC / Gay Mafia want to hype her so she has that propping her up whether she would want it or not

>>5098212
>>5098211
>>5098212
i mean i guess i agree she does seem a bit different from the rest (openly christian, autist, vidya nerd, etc.), but i don't understand why so much thought/care is being put into someone you will never meet/know of your existance.
it is literally setting yourself up for failure. either she stays "pure" in your eyes forever and you're happy, or she goes the usual route and you're depressed. also i don't get why anyone would be upset that she has a bf or be so high on copium and doing mental gymnastics to say she's still single. like who cares? she's hot and i want to play with her feet, why would i waste time on serious thoughts of what it would be like to marry her?

Don't ask me why, but I have a feeling the Snood will stick with Wednesday and have a few more projects before retiring early or moving on to smaller projects. She doesn't seem like a girl who enjoys fame, and I think her mindset is more about ensuring her family's well-being and having her own than being a Hollywood star

>>5098224
I don't invest myself in it emotionally. I guess the most that I can say of it is that she's cute and loveable enough to me that I have become fond enough of her to hope for the best. But it's not in a way that I'm dependent on how things are going at any given moment. I'm not the Anon concerned whether she's a virgin or dating etc. I think that's just one Anon posting that way.

As far as thoughts about marrying her, I would just say that she brings to mind the type of woman I'd like to marry. I don't need to marry her specifically (but I would be happy to of course)

>>5098225
She seems awkward and exhausted in the recent Wednesday interviews. I don't say that in any critical or mocking way, but more complementary, like she's too good for that phony shit. I can definitely see her walking away from it soonish. And I hope she does, the way I hope anyone who's a decent person walks away from that world of publicity and celebrity. It's not for someone like her. And I mean that in the best possible way.

>>5098227
I'm far from falling for that nonsense about her being a pure, innocent girl, etc., but I don't think I've ever seen someone as uncomfortable trying to look "sexy" as she is. And she knows well that if she wants to continue in that world she will have to do it many more times

>>5098295
Shame I can't post vids here because Jenna has been molesting Snood for this entire press tour

>>5098334
https://x.com/vamppell_roan/status/1952892597061456022?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1952892597061456022%7Ctwgr%5E%7Ctwcon%5Es1_&ref_url=

Jenna literally molesting her

Radio Snood
Snood FM
Snoodcast

izzy really does need to shave her monobrow yuck

>>5098660
imagine the bush

This board slowed down so fucking much kek