Gee this thread isn't going to be pure cancer...
He WILL post low-res and over-filtered images as quickly as his internet connection will allow and he WILL fill the thread with them.
>>5093031Yoink. That's going in my special folder.
The Snood looks extremely tired. Someone must take care of her
>>5093042She was just at a British music festival during an extreme heatwave
>>5093025 (OP)>Emma "Snood" MyersIt's Emma "Hoe" Myers.
>>5093044Why is her hair so weak and thin
>>5093066She took a picture of your last cumshot to her stylist.
This girl feels like an odd contradiction. Sheltered, home-schooled Christian girl who somehow becomes a child actress and now dresses like a whore. And her parents apparently approve of all of this seeing as she was apparently 8 when she started acting.
>>5093069I hope your nephew isn't too weak and thin to fight off your advances.
>>5093070Heckin based home schooled girl turns whore? But I thought it was the joooish education system?
>polcuck faces reaility
>>5093070Sometimes anon it's better to keep quiet and let people think you're utterly retarded than it is to open your mouth and confirm it.
Apparently Wednesday season 2 is out, we should get a whole lot of new Snood shots
>>5093078Which wig do you prefer?
>>5093078That's the story of your life isn't it?
>>5093081August 6th, unless it has leaked.
>>5093077I don't even care for this girl coon/cuck/kike-kun, only permavirgins like
>>5093078 do
>>5093087You're too funny.
>>5093044>>5093070What in the humiliation ritual is she doing? She may as well have just tattooed "I have no tits" across her chest
>>5093089She will never love you, no one will
>>5093098Good Heavens. It's barely 1PM and you have ruined my day.
>>5093070You say that like that outfit for the shoot was her idea rather than similar to what the other young actresses were given to wear. They were all given gothy eyeliner too. It's just a promotional shoot, trying to look fashionably goth, not her daily style
>>5093094Delicious flat chest
>>5093117Ironically I've edited that pic to, umm, more reflect my own proclivities.
umm what in the snood did she mean by this?!
>>5093194No idea but it's going into my Snood-x-Shota folder.
>>5093194since georgie is in that same clip im guessing she's talking about the way tim burton directed them for that kissing scene in season 1.
>You kiss for a little bit but i won't watch it's fine, and then i'll say, "Stop."it's gonna suck hearing her talk about all the details of their kisses
>>5093035Who keeps letting that retard make Snood threads?
>>5093044flat little fuckdoll
>>5093069>>5093072what is this verbal fight about nephew?
Also, did her hair stylist wash her hair in acid?
>>5093194>>5093196>>5093199why is Burton so weird? what does kissing add to the series?
>>5093199is this how Snood natural state when she's just hanging around at home?
>>5093349This is what Snoods look like when you first adopt them. After adjusting to your house, being potty trained and playing video games four hours a day, their appearance improves
Hm. Me thinks smooches are in order for this little Snood.
How pathetic must a man be to date such a dork? She'll never be known for her charm or beauty. She's just a misfit who's into video games and fantasy stories. No one likes people like that
>>5093469Haha, certainly not me haha
>>5093475Even her mother looks at her disappointed, she knows well that her daughter will never attract a decent man
>>5093483It's like a Jane Austin story. "Oh, what will I ever do about our little Snood. She's simply unmarriable!"
Thankfully fate has other plans (her finally marrying the eligible Mr. Anon)
>>5093485Snood and Snoodibility, by Jane Austin
>>5093404Crazy how The Snood knows how to drive and has said she's a loud driver who yells a lot at others, imagine driving peacefully when suddenly you see The Snood herself road raging in the lane next to you.
Imagine going on a blind date and the girl your friends want to set you up looks so dull when you arrive. I know it's not very gentlemanly, but I'd make up an excuse to ditch her
>>5093496Imagine that little tomboy weirdo at your door saying "face it, tiger, you've just hit the jackpot!"
In all seriousness though my ideal wife looks just like that. Read into that whatever you will. I wont apologize.
>>5093514You must be desperate to believe that a nerd who will never be a beauty queen looks like your ideal wife
>>5093520Like I said, interpret it however you like. In my cosmos she's more appealing that "beauty queens"
Snood... IS... The Hottie and the Nottie (the Zoomer remake!)
>>5093554Imagine a screwball twin sister comedy with Snood playing both the Popular Sister and the Snoodcel Sister
From Snoodcel to Snoodsexy...
....and back!
>>5093568lil snood looking at what anons are saying about her on the chan
>>5093489There's a Minecraft promotional video where it has clips of her playing the game, and she seems really into it and gets frustrated with something and does this adorable exacerbated autistic / teengirl grunt / growl sound
That's how I imagine her sounding getting angry in traffic
>>5093487Gone with the Snood
>>5093601Once Upon a Time… in Hollysnood
>>5093066Cum-deficient diet.
Imagine if you met her and accidently called her Snood
Imagine if you met her and accidentally called her your cummy little shota nephew
>>5093030>so that's your dick huh?>anyway
>>5093031Imagine how visible the white gooey stains would be afterwards...
>>5093042>>5093045>extreme hwatwave>SnoodHoly shit imagine the overwhelming stench... HNNNNG!
>>5093077No, it's the jewish society
>>5093469Not me, I'm dating Isabel
>>5093580If that was the case one of her hands would be buried deep into her crotch
>>5093596>adorable exacerbated autistic / teengirl grunt / growl soundThat's ths sound she makes when you drill her aswell
>>5093032Way too child-coded. For that reason alone, I'm out.
>>5093077What's the weather like in Tel Aviv, Shlomo?
>>5093087She really does attract ugly, completely retarded permavirgins that will never know the touch of a woman
>>5093771This one right here officer.
>>5093845>black girl has a giant head and no eyebrows>jenna has a giant chin and no eyebrows>snood is looking as cute as everthe other two should fire their stylist
Jacobtard wearing a soupy blonde wig and soiled thong and dancing in front of his crying nephew to the Addams Family theme
>>5093857not to be mean because I like Jenna, but a lot of actresses are going to regret wasting some of their little window of beauty on this weird, alien shaved-eyebrow look
new premier pics and vids coming bros, the cameraman stayed an uncomfortable amount of time recording her feet in one of the videos.
is that nipple being shown
>>5093921nah it's just the way the fabric looks
personally never been into the goth look, or heavy makeup / dark lipstick, but I know this is for a gothy show
she's very pretty though
>>5093961that clip is so awkward, georgie is nonstop glazzing emma talking about how his favorite moment is getting to film with her and she just gives him a handshake and says something like "i always say you as well"
>>5093966That's how autism works
>>5093971>coom on her face targeting the eyes
>>5093968incredibly shapely, and so pale...
>>5093960The two beauty and the monster
her snoobs are actually pretty big once you get close
>>5093960Aren't she and Jenna friends? Why doesn't she talk to her about the eyebrows?
>>5094083it's just upscaled badly. fwiw I don't try to upload bad-quality images, I just can't always tell or remember that they look bad when I'm seeing the pic to upload
>>5094092>had to upscale to 1080/1080How small was the original 100x100?
>>5094093probably, I think I recall that pic being one of those little square images someone cut out of an already small fan photo that you find on Pinterest
>>5094039Pretty sure it's just an illusion of the dress. Though I do wonder why one day she'll wear nothing but a bra that can't hide how tiny her tits are, and the next day she's wearing a dress that makes it look like she did go through puberty
>>5094189>Even in high heels and standing next to Jenna she looks smol and mousycute
>>5094189>Snood is a lil spinnerI knew it
I no longer have any doubts that Ben Ellis is her boyfriend
>>5094200I would be ok with this. He is white and she wouldn't be being gay or whatever. A girl belongs with a man.
>>5094214They make a nice couple. I hope he appreciates the privilege of dating the Snood
>>5094200>>5094231He kinda look like Geordie Greep
>>5093911>the cameraman stayed an uncomfortable amount of time recording her feet in one of the videos.source now pls
>>5094231I'm not certain they're a couple, but like I said, I'd be alright with it.
>>5094240I don't know, Snoodles seems to really like the guy
>>5094245True, although she has been known to fangirl. She is basically a female waifuist (husbandoist?)
She seemed shy and distant when meeting kpop stars, but admittedly, that might not be the case with a white musician who has more sense of familiarity / resemblance
>>5094200yeah they're a couple no doubt about it, all the other guys who were theorized to be dating her are actually already dating other girls, ben is the only one single, plus he seems to be friends with the rest of emma's friends including isabel (he posted an instagram story haging out in a pub with jude and his gf before today's premier)
you can also see him in the background of multiple clips constantly orbiting and looking at emma, so even if they're not dating which is a giant cope he's for sure got his eyes on her.
they probably met thanks to asha banks since she also makes music and knows the british indie music scene the earliest picture where you can see them hanging out with ben is in a picture that was posted a couple months ago after one of his concerts.
it would also coincide with that picture she took with that portuguese fan who said in one comment she was alone with a boy whom she didn't recognize, since she didn't recognize him that means it wasn't someone from the cast of agggtm.
>>5094262haha yeah as I started reading your post I was also going to say she likely met him through Asha, that makes perfect sense
you say Jude has a gf? I couldn't tell if he's gay but good for him if he does
honestly, if these friends in the cast helped Snood finally grow a little and find a (hopefully decent) boyfriend, them I guess they're alright. she seems to really adore them and she strikes me as someone who's probably a good judge of character
>>5094272Mexicans are so fucking ugly lmao
>>5094273I can't stand living among them desu. I lived in an area with them for over a decade and never related with a single one of them enough to become friends.
Never met a more intellectually-incurious people. I've met blacks more intellectually inclined than them
>>5094274Indians are worse though, because they're complete cultureless dorks and being used to push whites out of middle class work.
Browns are honestly worse than blacks desu. Blacks have their obvious issues but they self-separate from white populations, want to be their own people. Mexicans and Indians are ethnotribalist too but they want to at the same time cram themselves into white society and somehow make it theirs. All while ranting about how much they resent us.
But anyways. Whites are figuring it out. And we'll deal with all of this. Somehow.
Snood.
>>5094265he's dating this qt blonde zoomie, jude gets a lot of flak on these threads but he seems like a cool enough dude, he's got a cute gf, likes to play vidya and streams on twitch.
>honestly, if these friends in the cast helped Snood finally grow a little and find a (hopefully decent) boyfriend, them I guess they're alright.i don't know for me personally a big part of her appeal was the ilusion of purity emma gives, if more images surface or we get a real confirmation that they're infact dating i'll probably stop snoodposting altogether, i have no real delusion that i could ever be with her but it still stings to imagine all the details of their relationship, i still love her as a person though so a part of me is happy for her and like you said i just hope he treats her better than any of us would.
I would be so happy if Emma had a boyfriend. I'd much rather have that than her being a whore or a lesbian. Snoodposting should not be experienced as something parasocial, but rather it should be a way to motivate us to find our own Snoodles gf, which believe me, there are many of them everywhere waiting for a man who prefers them over bimbos and other abominations.
>>5094294Aww, that's nice. Yeah she's very cute. I have also gotten the impression he seems very nice. And without the glasses he's actually a very good looking guy in a prettyboy way
I find the whole idea of Snood as pure funny and cute as one of her little meme narratives but I've never bought into that in a literal or rigid way. I don't think being asexual is pure, anyway. I'm not a fan of promiscuity, but I think the most wholesome thing is for a good girl to go on to be a good wife and mother. I want that for her, even if it's not with me.
>>5094306This. Snood reminds me of the best qualities in a girl, even if she does have flaws/misteps we're not aware of (of course she does!). She reminds me of qualities a lot of my favorite past girlfriends have had, and motivates me to improve myself to find another one. As for her, I don't know her, but I have become rather fond of her, but that's just to say I wish her the best and hope she finds true love with a good man (preferably me but whomever it's supposed to be)
>>5093577Absolute criminal that she's wearing socks there.
>>5094338And unrealistic. Snood sweats. She said so herself!
>>5094341With that in mind, since she sweats in her sleep, I wonder what she wears to bed? Definitely not pajamas. Maybe just cute cotton panties ?
>>5094343there's multiple pictures of her right after waking up, she likes to wear a black tank top to let her hairy snoodpits air out a lil bit
>>5094349So mousy. Gotta Smooch this Snood.
>>5094349There really has never been another waifu like this. Too cute.
>>5094349They try to dress her up as a Serious Fashion Goth and she still ends up looking like an awkward, cheeby-cheeked, adorablecore Snoodcute.
It's good to see that neither fame, money nor Hollywood bullshit can make Emma Myers stop being that little Snoodles
>>5094349Snood's spirit animal is a blowfish
isabel, being faithful to her image as a real life animu girl, went ahead and recreated a beach episode with her zoomer friends, very cute.
>>5094352Beauty and the beast
and as expected of a zoomette like her she captioned her post as "w/ friends"
>>5094358I never understood why you call your nephew's poorly wiped asshole "Snood", Jacobtard.
Snood is Jenna's property, she doesn't have some faggot boyfriend
https://x.com/astridsinclair_/status/1950646502784970921?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1950646502784970921%7Ctwgr%5E%7Ctwcon%5Es1_&ref_url=
Chris Rock is the third wheel
>>5094635Emma doesn't even spend her offtime with Jenna, she spends it all with other friends. Normie they/thems only familiar with Wednesday desperately want their ship to be real but real but they're projecting their own sick fantasies as always
>>5094641>>5094258"this will sell our show" - Netflix
>>5094649They insist on cramming bald negresses into everything. Nobody wants this.
uh oh the snood is drinking again
>>5094645>Lesbianism>A sick fantasyJust tell us you like cock
>>5094660I was meaning more them projecting their own perverted identities onto media figueres
Captcha: TRAND lol
so from what i've gathered jude, his gf, ben ellis, his guitarist, holly hains (who i think is a producer in agggtm, not sure) and the fat girl who im guessing is one of emma's makeup artists all attended the premier and after party, maybe she's not actually dating ben and he just went together with her other friends to support her.
i'm probably overdosing on copium right now desu
make on threat on Jenna Ortega too please.
>>5094658The Snood in five years.
>>5094668What perverted fantasies?
>>5094671Why would you be coping? That sounds far more likely than the alternative
>>5094682All 4 of them are super badly dressed. Faults in taste
>>5094689i don't think they're dressed that badly, it's just how zoomer fashion is, they love baggy clothes.
>>5094714emma's co-stars from left to right there's enid's new boyfriend, georgie who plays ajax, emma and the last guy i don't know who he plays.
>>5094732Didn't recognise them at all, legit thought they were from some other show
>>5094740yup it's never been more over bros, now there's no doubt about it...
>>5094761it's over for me bros i can't continue, not after this...
>>5094775>They walk side by side, so they're a couple.Obviously, this is irrefutable evidence.
the coping is off the charts on her subreddit, but i won't cope, i know it's over, goodbye my precious lil snoodles i only hope he treats you with the love you deserve.
>>5094671I was never convinced Ben was dating her. I'm not one of those anons who always thinks "person stands next to person in photo = they're dating / fucking"
>>5094736Is he going to scan Snood?
>>5093025 (OP)all this for a girl that looks like jim carey.
>>5094849He will scan ALL of the waifus.
Elle, Watson, Foy, Lillis, and even little Snood. Every detail.
>>5094761Appreciating the ruffled maid choker above an exposed clavicle. Snood usually goes with a particular (anime girl, doll-like) aesthetic of subtle eroticism
Yeah, she seems like a great judge of character. Musicians are famously good boyfriends. And known for being faithful too!
You think it's coping thinking she doesn't have a boyfriend. I think it's coping thinking Snood isn't gonna have herpes.
>>5094871You're the one coping, weirdly desperate for her to have a boyfriend for some strange reason
>>5094871>>5094883Are you responding to yourself again?
Further upthread, one Anon is larping as an "incel" sad that he thinks she has a boyfriend, and I said I'm not convinced he is one, but a (good) boyfriend wouldn't be a bad thing as opposed to fucking around or whatever.
But actually I agree to the first point I'm responding to here that a musician probably isn't the best pick.
I'm neither the first or second post responding to here, but to the second one (if it was in response to my earlier post upthread), I'm not "desperate" for her to have a boyfriend, I'm just not larping as an "angry incel" here to demoralize and push an "it's over Snoodbros" narrative.
Snood having a boyfriend at some point would be a good thing, as opposed to promiscuity or lesbianism or whatever. Staying single forever would be weird and I reject this glowie "fake incel" thing pushed by weird spam posters that everyone should be angry when a person ends up in a good normal relationship. That's like some liberal idea of what an "incel" thinks, and I'm not an "incel" - I've dated and had a lot of sex, and I want the best for people.
speaking of bfs i can't believe people thought isabel or emma were dating their friend sebastian, that boy fruitier than tooty fruity, you can see it in one of isabel's last instagram stories.
>>5094907He's half Thai half French btw, funny how that combo turned out him looking ambiguously Middle Eastern
>this obsessed with the life of an obviously unwell, malnourished actress who plays an underdeveloped child in a show made for little kids
What are you doing?
>>5094914>half Thai>half Frenchfull FAG
>>5094924Whatever keeps him off his nephew.
>>5094926seems straight to me. you have a faulty gaydar
>>5094930"hanger-on pretending to be gay" is still gay, faggot.
>>5094964>this season Snood is a whorevery cool
This thread is damaging to my mental well being, I must take leave
>>5095010Even up close she looks very smol
>>5094985sad to think she was on a date with ben that day, they went together to explore the beautiful city of bath and probably held hands and even kissed, it hurts so much to even imagine it.
>>5094927Why does he call his nephew's poorly wiped asshole "Snood"?
>>5094889I haven't responded to myself once, a single sentence made you have a meltdown, get help
>>5095174Jesus Christ, they're like 3 failed clones.
>>5095178In the words of the anon above >get help
>>5095174Emma looks divine (greek momma/anglosaxon? american father) and the other two look like crap. The nigger looks like a sub-human thing. The middle girl just looks very bad.
>>5095229Sheit, she's got a new boyfriend
>>5095243Does she have an illness? Her hormones must be in absolute disarray. Never mind the hair loss - that 3 inches of makeup ain't hiding that facial hair, the acne, or those pockmarks.
>>5095279she won't look like a teen much longer and pedotards will drop here in less than a year
>>5095279Her "make-up artist" should be put in jail
>>5095279You can really see her nice chin hairs here
https://files.catbox.moe/j7f41r.jpg
>>5095290Does she look like your nephew?
>>5095290>https://files.catbox.moe/j7f41r.jpgchewbacha jesus at least shave it offif your going to be on display in 8k lmao imagine the pussy nom nom
>>5095233and a jewish one
Oh my god, she's being molested by Jenna
https://x.com/south1alana/status/1951292885137235984
>>5095343That's the first time I've ever seen Snood give side-eye like that
>>5095347Oh my god, Snood's got another boyfriend!
>>5095383The Holy Snood looks adorable but why is she with The Doctor?
>>5095348She's hypergamous. Good for us.
what did isabel mean by this?
>>5095449The samfag troll saying "The samefag troll returned lmao"
>>5095463I'm OK with Isabel. Her sister has all the makings of a cyberpunk hero.
tard
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>>5095449I guess detecting sarcasm requires a certain level of intelligence
>>5094502The Snood, whith a clown
>>5095718That's her other boyfriend
>>5095727Now she 's dating a clown. WTF...
>>5095735She'd dating every man she's in a photo with, didn't you know?