Thread 5098178

Emma "The Snood" Myers

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>>5093025

*has a crush on you*

*sigh*

I didn't intend to start the new thread again. I meant to stop Snoodposting, maybe indefinitely. But I really like the idea of the first thread image being this >>5098178 (OP)

One more for the road.

So long, Snooders!

What a FLATTY FLAT FLATTY

>>5098408
ultra cute

>>5098468
>look to my right
>what do I see???
>a cute lil Snood
>lookin' back at Me

>>5098488
Snood.

Her sister is much prettier. just sayin'

Her neotenous looks are off putting. Give me Jenna Ortega any day of the week.

>>5098507
lool yeah how horrible

Imagine the absolute stench

>>5098514
>"heyy big broooo..."
>*sigh* what does my BRAT of a little sister want now?
>turn around
>see this

>>5098500
>hey big bro, can we see YOUR magic wand
>*grabs you*

>>5098482
mogged hard

Any BBC Snood AI?

The Snood

I just don’t know about, Emma Myers. She seems mad annoying.

>>5098615
Here we can see a master at work.

>>5098613
Me in the back

>>5098178 (OP)
>>5098181
>>5098180
are you fuckin serious with that quality? you on a 14 inch laptop at 720p?

>>5098613
Girl on the right is genuinely more attractive

>>5098664
>already retarded webm based on sound
>post it woth no sound
>retardation +9000
Well done, if you wanted to make they look like punchable retards

>>5098539
>crash instantly while inhaling like a dog
>>5098540
>shoot enormous load while Izzy directs all the thick gooey ropes on Snood's shocked face

>>5098612
Look at that abomination de las americas. Look at how he's manhandling snood... I can't and won't imagine the violent gangbang >>5098717

>>5098186
Looks like the resident Snood spammer took up the mantle after you left this thread.

>>5098514

What a lovely girl foot. Soft and silky.

>>5098514
Fake

https://files.catbox.moe/71flt6.mp4

Snood dance ?

>tfw da snood hates sad mopey people :(
guess i have to stop saying it's over to every bad thing that happens

>>5099067
source?

>>5098178 (OP)
Who?

>>5099087
nevermind found it. good advice though, women don't want to see you mope or complain, ever. maybe there can be a soulful/sexy way to brood, but that only works on some girls and not past a certain age

just learn to enjoy yourself more. girls need you to be ok with things

>>5099091
i'll follow snood's advice and always smile, whenever i'm sad i'll simply just be HAPPY

https://x.com/esinclaires/status/1953886957077164148

The Snood lets guys make the effort to flirt like a good dork with no social skills

>>5099091
I'M NOT CURATING MY LIFE AROUND THE MIND OF A HOLE FUCK YOU BITCH SUCK MY DICK AND LISTEN TO ME MISERATE ABOUT THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF THE WORLD

>>5099176
All females want men to do the flirting. It's actually lowkey alarming/offputting when a girl flirts heavily with you. Doesn't feel right.

It's more alluring when they sort of just place themselves in your vicinity and seem to be giving little tells they want you to engage them, like a cute glance out the corner of their eye

I've finished watching all the episodes. It's a huge step back from the first season, which wasn't great either. The main plot was stupid, poorly resolved, and the subplots didn't interest anyone, so those who said the script was made with ChatGPT weren't exaggerating. Almost all the characters are wasted or misused, especially Steve Buscemi. Jenna Ortega acts listlessly, as if she doesn't want to be there for anything other than using her role as producer to undermine Snood by replacing her with the big-eyed girl and turning her character into a PUTA

>>5099237
I don't think I've seen any Snood admirers here say they are that interested in any of her shows or movies yet, we just like her.

I personally would rather she just quit the industry and marry me tbqh.

>>5099241
I watch Wednesday only for her, but I'm still amazed at how badly they got everything done. The more interviews I see of Snood, the more certain I am that she is not made for Hollywood and after a few more productions she will retire young to start a family, preferably with me

>>5099242
I started to watch Wednesday but the love feelings for Snood it caused were actually kind of painful and I had to stop. And I could tell the show wasn't good enough to make it worth braving through. Basically just a weak Harry Potter knockoff, and I never cared about that Harry Potter either

But yeah, she needs to retire. I do think she likes the acting experience itself; the creativity, the fun, meaningful adventures with friends... probably like going to summer camp. But she is clearly not into the promotional or schmoozy side of it all.

I could see her being sort of like a Sissy Spacek who dipped into the industry to do some films and otherwise stepped to the side to live a more quiet and authentic life with the people she loved. Emma herself says she really hasn't changed as a person. I don't see any change. People saw a party pick or her in more makeup at a promotion, but when you see these interviews she's clearly the same introvert who really can't put on a new persona they would want from her.

>>5099241
Based, i love Snood for sure but not that much to watch that cringe ass tv series (the Minecraft movie too)

>>5099243
Also, yes, she clearly has good family values and is looking for deep, true, lasting love with someone someday. She may very well leave the industry to start a family eventually.

You can feel Good about Snood

>>5099243
It's fun to see in interviews how the relaxed attitude of the Snood contrasts with Jenna Ortega's pretentious and ambitious attitude, who constantly speaks as if she were the next Meryl Streep. This is also evident in the behind the scenes photos, where neither fame, fortune nor the sexy clothes she is forced to wear can stop her from acting like a child doing silly things at a school camp

>>5099248
Yeah, at least to Jenna's credit, she seems like she aspires to be like a weird, artistically-credible kind of person. But she also seems completely enmeshed in the machinery of the industry, even if she seems like a fairly cool person. Snood seems completely (intentionally, decidedly) aloof of all of the industry pretensions.

It's as if she's just this down-to-earth dorky cutie who got into acting because it seemed fun and interesting, and now through blessed happenstance she sometimes goes and does a movie with Jack Black or whoever, but it doesn't change her. Or, rather, it's not 'as-if' it's this way, I think that's actually exactly how it is with her.

>>5099249
Not to say she's not an interesting and special person, I think she is. I just mean she doesn't seem to have the shallow aspects that many aspirational career strivers have. Even if she does have something in her that's driven her to get this far.

>>5099250
Beyond her obvious physical appeal, the Snood has a special charisma and conveys a simplicity that, in addition to being beautiful, makes her very lovable in a worldly sense, and makes everyone want to be around her. That attitude is too pure for the environment she moves in, and that's why it's best for her to leave it as soon as possible

>>5099252
Yeah, she has a particular balance of traits that for me is the most attractive type of girl: somehow both otherworldly/whimsical and down-to-earth/humble.

It's sort of the hippie girl formula actually, although with her she doesn't even have to be a hippie, she just is that way already.

As far as being to wholesome and special for such an environment, I do have the sense those who love her realize she needs to be protected, and that may be way apparently Izzy travels and stays with her, and she otherwise lives with her parents. It may very well be this way until she eventually gets married. Thank God.

>>5099254
*too wholesome

*may be *why apparently

Lotsa typos in my post

>>5099254
Imagine being the lucky man privileged to marry and start a family with the Snood. Screw the parties and the whores, if I were a multimillionaire with connections I'd do anything to meet her. For now I console myself by looking for some Snood in the streets, I hope to get lucky soon

>>5099258
To be honest, a more authentic and down-to-earth actress like her has been known to marry guys who are costume designers, writers, artists, scholars, people like that. You don't necessarily have to be rich or famous, just reasonably accomplished and passionate within your own work and networked with the right people. I'm in the art world and I have friends and peers who know Jenna, so it's actually not an impossibility I could meet Emma down the road, and even as someone that she could respect and see as a peer. But I'm not expecting or holding out for that.

You're best off aspiring to become the type of person she could theoretically like (at your most authentic best) and then finding and attracting another girl with similar qualities somewhere along your own life path. Who will be even better because God made her just for YOU.

Holy fuck look at the sheer amount of walls of text ITT... some snoodfag has a problem with synthesis apparently
>>5099091
>hey goy stop complaining or you'll be an incel! The clown world is fine!
>>5099202
Based
>>5099207
You're "lowkey" gay, fr fr

>>5099276
>>>/r9k/ on the way

>>5099067
So if I rape her she can't complain about it?

Why is Emma surrounded only by mutts? Is everything there so neglected that all that's left is to laugh at the circus of freaks and say thanks for not being born in this dump?

>>5099280
Oh sorry if I'm posting original content instead of the same low quality screencaps of snood's social media posts over and over like you

>>5099243
>But yeah, she needs to retire
>I do think she likes the acting experience itself
>But she is clearly not into the promotional or schmoozy side of it all.
>I could see her ... stepped to the side to live a more quiet and authentic life with the people she loved
>I don't see any change
you are no better than those retards that worship celebrities like the kardashians. in fact you are worse, because you have deluded yourself into thinking you know more about snood than any other celebrity. you have a parasocial relationship disorder. snood is not going to notice you, see that you're a great guy, and decide to quit hollywood and marry you to live happily ever after.
also this "i just want her to be happy" act is a farce, because the second she goes public with a real relationship you will get angry and/or depressed, even though she herself is happy.
grow up

>>5099407
oh shut up fucking asshole

I notice there's not a single good ass shot
Probably flat like Kstew

>>5099427
Hurrrrrdurrrrrrrr ya think? Pedos don't want ass.

>>5098178 (OP)
Emma "Hoe" Myers.*

>>5099488
This type of shit is the reason she's going bald ffs

>>5099258
>if I were rich, I would want to marry a short, boy-looking hoe without a chin, without breasts, with bad posture, and weak/thin hair.

>>5099488
>>5099489
>>5099490
This pretty much confirm that the troll is just one person samefaggin, all the insults towards Snood in a span of 1 minute per message lmao

>>5099500
There's no doubt about it. There wouldn't be multiple people just randomly hateful towards this sweet girl, all saying the same things about her.

>>5099563
I think it's Jenna Ortega.

>>5099615
No way! Jenna loves, Emma!

>>5099563
>>5099615
>>5099617
It's actually Emma, posting the flaws she thinks she sees in herself in order to see comments that say she is perfect.

>>5099404
I'm sure this is just upfront pay, likely had additional conditional pay that kicked in at certain box office thresholds, which were almost certainly crossed given how much money this movie made

>>5099419
He's right you know

just another girl they'll ruin

The Snood

>>5099671
call me crazy but I still prefer snood

GOON FOR SNOOD

>>5099752
>no edit with a fully erected perv flashing and jerking off at the car window
Ngmi

>>5099897
Grim

>>5099897
Cute

>>5099897
I want to kiss her cheeks even if she has bad skin.

>>5099897
I'd love to brush her hair, but I know it would all fall out :(

>>5099897
hilarious

>>5099903
but why is her skin so rotten

>>5099905
but why is her hair so weak

>>5099963
They're really caking that makeup on

>>5099243
>I started to watch Wednesday
i started, but couldn't get through the first episode, cause the writing was too painful. The girls are cute, and the aesthetics are nice. That's all i can praise; it's not a good show.

>>5099966
This. Netflix has managed to produce a piece of crap with a perfect cast.

Monot Dinner in LA 20230423

Mother Wolf in LA 20231116

Wednesday_Season_2_Screening_in_Atlanta

Couple months back, cocksucka, I get this email: ‘You’re invited to the Netflix Wednesday premiere.’ I’m thinkin’ there’s no fuckin’ way they meant to send it to me — probably meant Joey Fatone or some shit. But I say fuck it, I’m goin’.

I don’t know nothin’ about dress codes, so I show up in jeans, a hoodie, and my lucky Reeboks. Everyone else is in three-thousand-dollar suits and gowns. I’m on the red carpet lookin’ like I just wandered out of a deli.

Before I leave the house, I eat two stars of death — 2,000 milligrams. Now I’m standin’ there, baked outta my skull, tryin’ to figure out how the fuck a flashbulb works.

Emma Myers is there — photographers screamin’ her name, ‘Emma! Emma! Over here!’ She’s glidin’ down the carpet like a chinless boy-goblin. And then…

…from the corner of my eye… I see him.

Squeak… squish… squeak… squish.

And here comes fuckin’ J-Tard — crashin’ through the crowd in that office chair like it’s the fuckin’ Indy 500. Wig hangin’ off, skin lookin’ like old lunch meat, leakin’ so bad he’s leavin’ a fuckin’ trail down the red carpet like a slug.

He’s shoutin’, ‘TIME TO GET LEWD FOR SNOOD!’ Bro — the guy’s got pieces of People magazine taped to his face. He’s got Kristen Stewart’s smile under one eye, Ryan Gosling’s chin on his forehead — lookin’ like a ransom note came to life.

Photographers are gaggin’, security’s yellin’, Emma Myers is pukin' her guts out. Reporters are tryin’ to get quotes but they can’t breathe. Somebody yells, ‘The carpet’s turnin’ colors!’ and I’m so high I’m thinkin’ this is part of the show."

They end up draggin’ him out like E.T. when the government found him — hazmat suits, plastic sheeting, the works. Moral of the story? If Netflix sends you an invite by mistake, go… but for the love of God, don’t let pedophiles in office chairs follow you.

>>5100052
Snood standing in front of a Rocky Horror Picture Show banner is very based.

>>5100070
Why?

The Snood

>>5100114
I don't understand the split screen.

>>5100053
She gave me her hotel passkey at the end of this event. Sorry. A gentleman never tells.

>>5100114
Is Tim Burton proud to have produced this slop ?

>>5100114
the hoe*

>>5100119
Her hair is thinning a bit.

>>5100116
Why mention it in the first place, Anon?

>>5100115
I think the fan wants her to sign the other half of the heart but she's too busy pushing LA gang signs.

>>5100351
>>5100352
>>5100353
>>5100357
>>5100360
Flat-chested beauty.

>>5100035
Sick shoes.

>>5100351
hoooolyyy look at how sweaty those snoodpits are gawd dayum

>>5100363
Fat-tittied pedo.

>>5100367
*stinky shoes
>>5100369
I wonder when was the last time she washed them before that picture. I'd bet that those were at least a few days worth of pit grime

>>5100363
Adult women are supposed to have breasts. It is embarrassing to have the chest of a little girl as a 23 year old!!

DORK

>>5100526
>Cleavage window with no cleavage

>>5100526
I want to eat her feet

Why is she balding? Why is her hair so weak? But why does she has facial hair?

>>5100575
What the hell is this autistic collage supposed to be?

*sigh*

I jerked off to The Snood again

and I will most certainly do it again...

>>5100565
these pics where she is natural and you can see every pore in her skin are the hottest

>>5100763
GOON MORNIN AMERIGANA !!!

I don't like Myers, but her and her cult, in the grand scheme of things, are lesser evil. no trollin' from me from now on.

>>5100895
QRD?

>>5100810
>her face when you spray her pinkish heels with warm cunshots
>>5100537
They're extra salty (she never wash them)

>>5100985
>he's not in the cult
ngmi

>>5100895
>he doesn't know about our plans for word domination

>>5101019
Maybe I am.

>>5100990
Koreans love Snood, apparently. I saw a tweet of one of them saying she's like "human cotton candy"

I bet they love her in Japan too

>>5100895
>he doesn't know about our plans for world domination

oh no no benbros it's never been more over

>>5101191
i didn't realize Snood had a Labubu there

of COURSE zoomie Snooders would like Labubu

>>5101193
oh, no wait that's not a Labubu, it's a Disney Labubu knockoff

Kneel to the Snood

>>5101250
>put The Snood in your project
>instant success
Snood world order closer and closer bros

>>5101276
A New World.
A Cute World.
A SNOOD World.

Welcome to the Snood era

>>5101309
>#1 movie
>#1 tv series

Reigning Princess of Cute

>>5101330
why is that man staring so intensely at the snoodbutt?

>>5101342
Because he wants to put his dick inside it.

>>5101343
Gross

Do you think Snood's appearance in the most popular movie and series of the year will motivate a generation of zoomettes to look and act like her?

>>5101348
Could you imagine? If that happens then it might be argued that Snood saved a generation of young women.

>>5101348
>>5101350
Snoodbros, we would be eatin' good.

Snoods for everyone

IT'S A SNOOD SILLY!IT'S A SNOOD SILLY!IT'S A SNOOD SILLY!IT'S A SNOOD SILLY!IT'S A SNOOD SILLY!IT'S A SNOOD SILLY!

I'm wearing dark sunglasses today, because I'm seeing the future and it's looking very bright

>>5101359
I miss that perv mf so much, you guys think David Lynch watched Wednesday and particularly loved Snood?

>>5101367
He would have adored her, no doubt

>>5101375
Imagine him talking about her in his funny voice

"I tell ya... I can't stop thinking about SNOOD!"

>>5101376
He would have liked her because, in addition to her radiant beauty, he had a soft spot for people with an old-fashioned wholesomeness to them.

>>5101377
Also, she looks like a 1920s actress with her cute face and chubby cheeks

>>5101377
>>5101378
THAT'S THE KIND OF GIRL TO MAKE YOU WISH YOU SPOKE A LITTLE FRENCH!

Even Kojima surrendered to the power of the Snood. Don't be surprised when she appears in OD or Physint

>>5101389
Imagining her saying "HOLY COW!" when she saw that

>>5101389
The Snoodbros can't stop winning, imagine not being in the Snood boat yet lmao, stupid people

>>5101400
I was onboard the second I saw her for the first time. I could tell she was a special girl

Everything's coming up SNOOD

The power of Snood is a curious thing
Make a one man weep, make another man sing
Change a hawk to a little white dove
More than a feeling, that's the power of Snood

Tougher than diamonds, rich like cream
Stronger and harder than a bad girl's dream
Make a bad one good make a wrong one right
Power of Snood that keeps you home at night

You don't need money, don't take fame
Don't need no credit card to ride this train
It's strong and it's sudden and it's cruel sometimes
But it might just save your life
That's the power of Snood
That's the power of Snood

First time you feel it, it might make you sad
Next time you feel it it might make you mad
But you'll be glad baby when you've found
That's the power makes the world go'round

And it don't take money, don't take fame
Don't need no credit card to ride this train
It's strong and it's sudden it can be cruel sometimes
But it might just save your life

They say that all in Snood is fair
Yeah, but you don't care
But you know what to do
When it gets hold of you
And with a little help from above
You feel the power of Snood
You feel the power of Snood
Can you feel it?
Mm

It don't take money and it don't take fame
Don't need no credit card to ride this train
Tougher than diamonds and stronger than steel
You won't feel nothin' till you feel
You feel the power, just feel the power of Snood
That's the power, that's the power of Snood
You feel the power of Snood
You feel the power of Snood
Feel the power of Snood

>>5101420
Do you have Down's?

>>5101409
Love this one.

>>5101384
>THE KIND OF GIRL TO MAKE YOU WISH YOU SPOKE A LITTLE FRENCH!
Imagine her covering Me of Me in that little black dress, though…

>>5101420
why post chatgpt slop? it's shite

>>5101367
>you guys think David Lynch watched Wednesday
Do I think that David Lynch spent his last moments on earth watching the most cringe netflix slop ever only because a random starlet was starring in it, despite him having casted way hotter actresses in the past? No, I don't. I'm not a retard sorry
>>5101473
Because he loves cringe shit, all his posts are giving the reader second hand embarassment goosebumps

>>5101507
>gloryhole incoming cumshot reactions

>>5098184
>""Wants to crush your balls"
Fixed

gotta love that Snood

>>5101856
she looks like a late 90s anime character

:::CYBER ANGEL SNOOD: T e n d e r D o l l :::

>>5101876
>*does backflip off skyscraper to land RIGHT onto your lap*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iTxOKsyZ0Lw

*unzips your pants*

love this cyber angel so much

Snood2k

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6OfY7ev4FKM

>Anon... I am here... to love you.

::: CYBERANGEL SNOOD2K :::

>>5101903
3d bullet dodging Matrix scene, except it's Snood purposefully catching drops of your cum as the camera does rotates around

>s-she fast!

>>5101904
- does

4 an angel

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=--3eIRSg2RY

>>5101904
This shit made me laugh more than it should have, sometimes I like to be in this cesspool site bro

She looks incredibly tired and disgusted

>>5101856
why are they putting Jenna through this humiliation ritual?

>>5101903
she needs to be Switch for Halloween
https://youtu.be/VBCDiYFMD8s?si=47qNzckSPLuI_KWK

pretty boring so far but i still want to hand hold snood

>>5101933
She is a true genius when it comes to making adorable poses

>>5101920
she's been flying from one timezone to another doing exhausting promos and interviews she clearly doesn't want to do. they should just let her skip all that

>>5101938
Yeah, it's brutal. Netflixslop press seems to be bigger than regular Hollywood.

I'm starting to have dreams about her bros.

>>5101920
>>5101938
it's pretty obvious she just wants to go back to england and have lovey dovey mating sex with her bf

she looks so beautiful with longer hair

The Snood

>>5101920
She was up all night getting fucked by her BF

>>5101889
>*BOINNNGGGG*
>>5101904
Kino and erotic. KINOTIC
>>5101920
Probably just finished being used during her weekly gangbang
>>5101937
>adorable poses
Idk, she looks like she's ripping a massive fart in that picture

>>5102071
>Idk, she looks like she's ripping a massive fart in that picture
Of course, the brazillian faggot next to her is happily whiffing all the gaseous stank

>>5102026
>>5102018
>>5102025

That reminds me of hair that a cute little wife might have had in the 80s

She looks like a cute little wife

BBC soon

>>5102170
i thought the same, she gives motherly vibes with that haircut

>>5102173
She seems like she will really embrace the role of a wife and mommy

when does part 2 come out

>>5102047
Cuck

>>5103031
cute kittencore Snoodles

>>5101889
nice ai filter faggot

>>5101920
Look at those quads though lick...

The Snood

>>5103370
takeaways from the interview:

>she listens to Lord of the Rings music everywhere and is an avid fantasy reader
>New Zealand is her favorite place now because of the beautiful lanscapes
>she loves to cook, and will even volunteer to do it with her family
>she likes floral tees
>she likes making perfume, and will use exotic floral scents (that's right, Snood smells good and feminine)
>she's a devout Christian, but not just because she was raised with it. she found and committed to her faith on her own and it now drives and defines her
>she's a big hiker and loves being in mossy forests

>>5103508
she's the definition of wife material

>>5103508
Reminder that Izzy is a devoted Christian too

https://x.com/Aby75957100/status/1856892799469129999

>>5103512
>https://x.com/Aby75957100/status/1856892799469129999
izzy love

>>5103508
*teas

The power of the Snood it's so big that it will turn Hunter Doohan in a heterosexual

>>5103522
nah, I don't think people understand that straight men don't touch women like that (caressing their arms gently like a female friend would). same with Pedro Pascal. Pascal is GAY. that's why he acts that way with women. he's feminized.

Doohan is very gay and married to a man.

>>5103509
Yes but she will never be "your" wife

>>5103708
Don't let your dreams be dreams

>>5103522
>that frame at 10 sec
that's a huge bitch, snood's whole head could fit inside that big brienne ass no problem holy fucking shit

This looks uncanny

>>5103522
lil gay nigga got snooded only real gay faggot niggas find her ugly

>>5103503
>>5103504
love that outfit, reminds me of something you would see in a clockwork orange like a mixture of 70's fashion and modernism

Pale girls are so attractive. I can't believe the culture ever thought tan was preferable. I think it was part of the surf and beach movie trend.

Snood, Izzy, Watson, Ever, Foy, Lillis, Elle, Dakota...

>>5103920
>Snood, Izzy, Watson, Ever, Foy, Lillis, Elle, Dakota...
No. There is another.

>>5103722
>hey Jenna and Snood, would you like to hear the angels trumpets and the devils trombones with me? I have a nice piece of grammophone with a super hard needle at my place, if you want to
>*William's Tell overture starts playing*

/snood/ ends here.

The Snood

>>5104497
Such a tummy slut.

>>5104541
She has the legs of a dancer.

>>5104497
>>5104541

I love when she goes schoolgirl mode. Such a Snood-next-door

>>5104104
invisible CUTE !!

>>5104104
invisible CUTE !!

>>5104677
Imagine the fierce footjobs