>>5115329
Realistically? Probably awkwardly pretend like I have no idea what's going on and apologies even though she's the one being a creep. Then go jerk one out to her in the bathroom on company time.
>>5115545 >tfw you will never sit a pantsless lifeguard mommy down in the women's changing room sink and get her so turned on railing her that it pushes her menopause back another 10 years