Thread 5115006

Princess Snood Edition

Previous Thread: >>5104697

Snood and Snoodette

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DHY9E85lKS0
Kino

oodles of snoodles

Some of you guys have a really weird parasocial relationship with my girlfriend

>>5115008
there can only be one snood

>>5115415
there's many hoes in this world

>>5115411
5 sick fucks reposting same pics. over and over again.

>>5115006 (OP)
>>5115007
Oooooooh what a cute princesse <333

I'm working towards my masters in Snoodonomics. Wish me luck, all!

>>5115485
so cuuute <3

There is only one Emma

>>5115507
God she's flat

>>5115008
>shorter than a literal child
I bet snood was the bottom

>>5115507
God, she's perfect.

Fat bitch should lose some weight

>>5115515
wait til you find out how short jenna is

The shorter the better desu (legal)

Same exact pictures spammed every fucking thread.

>>5115623
do you expect us to go stalk her and take new pictures?

>>5115627
Yes

>>5115651
i kneel

>>5115748
What am I reading?

Reminder that Snood has said she does flirt, just not through text where it could be seen by others. She chooses her public persona very carefully. She's not the pure christian virgin you all think she is, she's a cock hungry giga whore who bounces from dick to dick and would mock you for BEING a virgin

>>5115661
>>5115748
>>5115573
>>5115565
>>5115563
Reasons why this is a dead thread. They're scared out of /b/ and /pol/ , so they come here.

>>5116114
hair lookin a bit thin

>>5116207
https://files.catbox.moe/mxqk6j.mp4

>>5116207
THERE IS NO CUTE BUT CUTE

>>5116410
mogs?

What's the reason for the obsession among Brazilian lesbians on Twitter with Emma being a lesbian, both in the series and in real life?

>>5116492
DEATH TO THE OLD GODS

>>5116410
LONG LIVE THE NEW BREED

vid of her taking a bbc creampie???

>>5116528
https://x.com/weylerchive/status/1963986271740539216

>>5116657
>Snood's thinly veiled sarcasm and contempt for the queer lesbian shippers' constant projections

Well well well.... So her previous comment about people on social media having parasocial relationships with actors and actresses was about all the autistic queers on instagram and X... NOT about 4chan (4chan isn't social media anyways). Normie social media is where people endlessly annoy her with comments about the relationship they assume she has with Jenna.

You can tell she is extremely tired of that shit. That's great actually. Some stars pander to queer fantasies about them... she's apparently fed up with it.

>>5116683
She also said this.

She's so annoyed with this stuff. Imagine all the fat gay weirdos who ask her about it at every event.

She's seemed extremely exhausted and annoyed at the interviews this promo tour. I wonder if she will start requesting interviewers stop asking the umpteenth gay Mexican's queer fantasies about her

The great thing is so many actors or actresses are shaped by this shit, and lean into the queer symbol Diva thing

She seems more likely to avoid the public and celebrity life even more now, because she likely really just wants to go be her authentic self and read fantasy books and hike

>>5116686
>she's a sixteen year old baby you SICK FUCK

>>5116693
those pits are fucking soaking dude that pic might be the most underrated snoodpic of them all

>>5116528
reminder, according to them you're not allowed to like snood as a man because she's "child coded", yet its perfectly okay to constantly post about how you want said "child coded" character to be gay with another "child coded" character

SHE DON'T NEED NO FAN PROJECTION
*bass groove*
SHE DON'T NEED NO SHIPPING TROLLS
*bass groove*
NO WENCLAIR ROMANCE IN THE CLASSROOM
*bass groove*
SHIPPERS LEAVE THIS SNOOD ALONE

*guitar groove builds*

HEY! TRANNIES!
LEAVE THIS SNOOD ALONE!

>>5116726
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ey8gm1W-e1Y

>>5116739
the Snood boogieing in her leather jacket clip would have been perfect for this song but I couldn't find one the right size for this thread

>>5116707
The Agnes character is supposed to be 13, which is obviously what she means here. Not that tranny shippers care

To be fair, Snood barely looks older than 14 or 15 herself, and is always being dressed up or featured as a schoolgirl character.

I think she just realizes how ludicrous it would be for interviewers to start constantly pestering her about some fandom's imagined preteen lesbian fantasies about her and an underage actress. It's just unbecoming, and would be embarrassing knowing her family is seeing that.

I'm glad they raised her well enough to nip this media narrative in the bud before all the interviewers brought it up every time (and they would have... "SO... EMMA.. we HAVE TO KNOW... WENCLAIR OR AGNID?!")

It's funny how deeply annoyed and tired she seems this promo cycle. She must secretly hate all the phonies by now

>>5116750
most interviewers are really idiotic and annoying, there's interview from season 1 with jenna where she talks about being really good friends with percy and georgie and living together in the same apartment building while filming and the interviewer straight up starts shipping them saying stuff like "oh why aren't you guys in love omg you should date!"

>>5116756
They're the worst. A bunch of gay millennials trying to force their cringe outdated 2010s narratives onto everything

No wonder so many zoomers got fed up and just want to not talk about that stuff at all anymore

>>5116756
I hate journalists so fucking much

>>5116764
https://files.catbox.moe/0tkdyp.mp4
https://files.catbox.moe/2t1kfw.mp4

>>5116767
Say what you will about her... but you can't deny this lil Snood can boogie

>>5116750
>To be fair, Snood barely looks older than 14 or 15 herself
holy shit you are fucking retarded

>>5116782
you’re right…
she looks more 10 or 11

>>5116750
>>5116840
mental illness. Myers, like Brown, looks older than she is

>>5116745
How old is snood meant to be, 16?

They pretty well shot down all shipping this season, which is good.

>>5116899
According to the script, she's 16 in S1, so 17 in S2, probably.

What are the chances that the Snood has fucked one of those chink guys?

pale, shapely Snoodlegs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ETqVRicvLI

Look at her amazing and honoring the Koreans with her cute command of their language:

https://www.reddit.com/r/EmmaMyers/comments/1n98aac/she_learns_from_the_best/

>Koreans: OOOUUHHH!

https://youtu.be/F117HPHLzow?t=187
>whats my favorite thing to do when im bored?
>read, tea, games
such a snood answer

>>5117053
She said recently she would like to be in Korean horror, actually

So we may actually get Snood horror. Which, I know she says she's scared of as a genre, but every all-time dreamy cutie seems like they have to star in a notable or arty horror, giallo, or psychological thriller at some point: Sissy Spacek, Jessica Harper, Anya Taylor-Joy, Shelley Duvall, Elle Fanning, Isabelle Adjani, Mia Farrow... it's kind of a tradition by now

>>5117060
It's amazing that this sweet, quiet unknown girl from the first season is now in the #1 movie AND show of the year, and yet still seems so shy and humble and avoidant of fame

She's just little Emma and she wants to hike and read and drink tea

>>5117053
It this rate she's going to be the most beloved western actress in east asia. She's so cute and well-composed and doll-like, just like they like out there. The look of sheer disbelief and admiration on that interviewers face

She looks like she smells like piss, and I'm here for it

>>5117064
when women say they like to hike that's just their way of saying they like to get fucked innawoods

>>5117076
Your mom wants to take me camping

What will Snood's Korean aunt be like?

>>5117090
probably smol and cute and matured elegantly like Jessica Harper, but dressed like a Korean woman

>>5117096
Snood's cool "Korean" aunt

>>5116989
>sees little weeaboo trinkets for sale
>stops slurping her obligatory zoomer matcha
>Cuuuuute! Omg Aaanon, I neeeed them!! Buy mee soomee

>>5117104
Zoomettes weren't kidding about matchas tho. They're delicious

Dang it, now I want to go get a matcha. Stupid sexy zoomer.

>>5117117
Dang it, now I want to go get a zoomer. Stupid sexy matcha.