Thread 808874

Welcome to the North Park OC thread, a place to draw, create and discuss original characters for North Park, a South Park spin off. Feel free to read through the wiki for more information on the characters so far. Otherwise, draw characters and have fun!

New age edition

Previous thread:
https://archived.moe/i/thread/804732/

Wiki link:
https://north-park-creations.fandom.com/wiki/North_Park_Creations_Wiki

>>808874 (OP)
Here's Adult Sammy. I'll work on his teenage version soon

Mr. Peterson, School Nurse
Dislikes kid, but will still his job.

>>808884
Before anyone asks, I made him cause I forgot Maggie exists, speaking of which, he's the nurse when she's not there.

>>808884
>>808890
Man if only there was a list of some kind of list that had most of the characters on them so we don't forget when certain characters exist and can easily reference them when drawing and roll random numbers so we can draw them if you don't know who to draw

You're welcome: but please don't rely on me.
https://files.catbox.moe/hr8h2w.7z

>>808901
Thank you!

>>808897
I do have a google sheet o the characters

Meet Raphael Skirmer, an art teacher of North Park

Meet Miranda Azzopardi, an Swimming Teacher of North Park. She's from Malta

since I didn't draw anything yesterday here's a repost

This is my OC!!
My OC is a white blond hair and blue eye man who is very anti Pakistan as well as being a very proud German Nationalist. He is as aryan as it gets. My OC does have brahmin level of verbal IQ so he often excels at schools.
Enjoy

>>808978
What's his opinion on India?

North Park into the coomerverse

chaz finds the password to the parental blockers on his computer and phone and starts nonstop gooning till the he opens a portal to the coomer universe. jerry, Mandy, Jenny and Ula realizes he gone. long story short they have to to do a circle jerk with Danny to open another portal to coomerverse

Cuphead has another DLC, and it's North Park-themed. (don't ask)

What would your character's death quote be after killing the cup? Also, as a bonus, how would their fight go?

>>809141
Danny: be seeing you

Jonesy, lisa or fylnn: this is going in my cringe compilation

Hmmm

>>809165
Max is a chirstian girl who larps in the next town over as a weird racist 4th wall breaking sex pest boy

>>809166
>Who's larping?
Max go fuck yourself!
>Well if you insist.
No! Not literally you maniacal femanon!!

>It's always the ones who were educated a little too well who feel the need to party hard.

Who in North Park?

we need more np art and since im not going to be home for a while have a repost

having no new NP art, so here's the oldie

Off-site idea from Dannyanon

>>809314
shin Maziby

in this else world episode the illegal chemical dumping from the mad scientists of the town creates a mutant corn kaiju after chuck fails to contain the kaiju its up to the school students Council to stop the maze menace

Asimov a new government robot project is deployed to stop the corn husk Colossus only problem he just a child sized robot but he's determined to learn to get big

repost

child free zone

after a incident at a local restaurant it bans all people under the age of 21 from dining inside which leads to a massive uptick in profit leading to almost all businesses in town enacting the same policy which gives yashu maid Cafe, Vera's new delivery service Vera eats and Chelsea baby sitter services a boom in profits after it seems like the business wants to get rid of the policies the three richer business owners decide to do some more false flags incidents until North Park bans all children from anywhere that isn't home or school which destroys the maid Cafe and Chelsea babysitter service but Vera eats is now bigger than ever before but with this success Vera and the vamps social life is just non existent after having to deliver everything for all the kids in town and their parents since they can't leave their kids home alone since all the babysitters are also stuck at home

Asimov Au Naturel
He forgot his face this morning.

Neil: and I thought you were cold blooded before

>>809465
>Asimov as soon as he sees Drew and Beansy again after returning to town

Try to redraw this character. His name is Ludwig. He's clever, cunning and vicious.

>>809588
Here

>>809588
I like his piss yellow jacket

Never get Leslie drunk, she starts getting ultra religious.

>Enjoying Max's looks, but being scared of his personality.
You don't deserve a hot yandere gf/bf, anon. You deserve lame sex.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u3NxRrVcRsQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FYCV-cDTttc
https://youtu.be/yPJ6oYCKqoY?t=137
https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/148590239/#148600203
>Whoah man don't let Max inside the zoo, they might not let him out.

>>809588
He sounds pretentious and snobbish

>>809704
Leslie’s Korean?

>>809830
worse, she's autistic
and a woman.

>>809830
At least 1/4, on her mother's side.
>>809832
That as well.

>>809832
>>809838
Wow, the more you know

Sammy doesn't really like Ludwig

From The 9th annual memorial day orgy

>>809997
The Asimoms and Maria always bully Heather during the Orgy

>>809997
>>810012
Throw these in the img2img AI art generator and see what it spits out.

her first North Park orgy. it's really a sight to behold

episode out of the closet and into the frying pan

all the town's lgbtq+ folks are transported into hell ( Danny and Chaz doesn't know why they're there) after a pretty powerful prayer by the north park equivalent of the Westboro Baptist church. it up to father Goodfellow to prayer their sins away.

Amanda Alexander in the 1950's au

The voland siblings

Me every time I post art featuring my shit child who's been gnawing on my brain cells for the past 2 years.

>>810422
YOu've been here two years?

>>810424
Yes

>>810426
I'm not so impressed.... Get in line, Jr.

>>810427
make me

>>810428
*whips out North Park Oldfag Card*
Just for this insolence I will draw self-insert pornography of Leslie soon.

>>810429
Ah, I apologize Drewanon sir. By all means, go ahead.

>>810430
It's too late for apologies!
[fakespoiler]Really glad to see this place still alive despite the site going belly-up for a little while.[/deadspoiler]

>>810431
We've been keeping it warm...

Especially behind the scenes...

>>810429
>>810429
oh shit since you here I would like your opinion on Drew's opinion of Amanda ( the one that trapped her and a few others in a 1980's sitcom for a while)

>>810433
https://voca.ro/1h2e7saL85g6

She meant the actual Drew Carey show starring Price is Right host, Drew Carey, she's not THAT full of herself.

Hi Drew

>>810429
I have to ask though... Are you LeslieLover2000?

>>810436
You know I am.

>>810437
Ah, ok!

>>810434
lol Drew was the only person who enjoyed her time on just Jessie I can see Amanda keep bringing her back and letting her go when she wants before the cancelation or maybe she ghosted her ironically enough that would be the funnier option but I like the first one better

>>810434
I couldn’t wait to see you again drew!

>>810456
I thought that was a cock shadow for a second there

>>810467
It's Drew's weird Demi-Clown penis

>>810510
>Implying she doesn't have a Clownaca

>>810511
What if she's like a hyena?

>>810512
Hyenas are known for their insane laughter
No doubt being raised by Slappy has made Drew into a creature of verbal tempo

>>810512
gross

>>810513
>>810516
>>810512
And she can turn it into a giraffe or poodle

>>810510
Drew watching just Jessie while masterbaiting to see Amanda and the cast getting flustered and distracted while trying to preform. Chad behavior

Drew tying her weird clown hyena vagina into a balloon animal and the crowd watching her float away into the air like Mary Poppins

>>810518
>>810520
The sound of static and fapping with a few clown horns honking

>>810520
Also hyenas have pseudo penises

Asimov sees Drew getting frisky with the TV and he thinks she's actually attracted to it physically
Lisa, seeing everything from his eyes, thinks this would be a good time to put the moves on him

You guys are hardcore degenerates

Feel free to tell me if I got any wrong!

>>810538
My personal opinions

Mineral, Savannah and Agatha down to Bi, Rosalind, Lisa and Addison down to willing to experiment. Toades should be non standard or asexual.

Vanessa is in a weird spot because she's both a girl's body and a guy's mind so it's unclear if being attracted to girls makes her gay or straight

Hansel up to straight, Demon Hansel in non standard

Ashley in willing to experiment, Rayne in fetish targeted sexuality

Isn't Ingrid not actually a vampire? Also I feel the vampires would probably still have normal sexualities, if Vera gets to count as bisexual. Ula being bi, Bram, Fredrick and Joseph probably being straight.

>>810538
Pretty sure Charles is bi since he used to get shipped with Posie and often drawn being flirted with by girls
Shef, Hansel and Steeve also strike me as straight
Mineral and Agatha feel bi to me
And Ashley definitely feels like she belongs in the experiment tier

>>810539
ula is bi

Leslie I believe is pan based on Leslieanon stated lore also Fredrick too he'd fuck any and everything as anything that's to his vampire ability to shapeshift so you know he's just a normal vampire

Bram is 100% deep in the closet gay he doesn't even know he's gay like early South Park Garrison if he was still a human he would have found out in his 40s when he had a wife (who would have also been a deep in the closet lesbian) and a couple of children.

Joseph is straight but did have sex with Fredrick when he shapeshifted as a girl but them were desperate times hiding though doesn't explain why they still do it

teacup and Ragdoll are straight

Jonesy is aromantic (isn't into romance but would fuck) though she straight but can easily be taken advantage of by some individuals in the same sex cough non canonical sex universe Amanda cough

>>810535
I mean you gotta be one to use this site...

>>810541
Leslie being Pan is correct, I'd say series 2 she figures that out.

>>810539
>>810540
>>810541
https://tiermaker.com/create/north-park-cast-15237346
Feel free to make edits, my computer crashed and I lost the list, and I'm too lazy to make another
Also, Yes Teeny Steeve is Bi, that's canon

Updated Leslie's relationship chart

>>810550
Leslie sees Vera and Neil beefing for the 3rd time that day, while she's the innocent bystander praying for both of their downfalls

I don't think I did Jonesy before. This is takes things from before and after the times get I imagine she's at the absolute bottom of the social hierarchy at school after the shit she pulled all last year

>>810552
let's be honest they're gonna fuck Neil we'll get the last laugh by getting her pregnant though he doesn't realize with the child support payments the joke will be at his expense no pun intended

Sammy's relationship chart

Yashu's relationship Chart

>>810510
>>810511
>>810512
>>810520
Clown-Aca/Psuedo Clownis....
Clown Biology is odd... Eldritch/Clown Biology is hard, I'll try to come up with some appealing genitals soon enough.
This is going to be a very sexy week.

Vanessa helstad character chart

>>810564
This is why drew and slappy are on the list

>>810566
>Diana and Sebastian on the shit list through no fault of their own
cut them some slack

>>810568
If you're a Supernatural, a monster or some genetic freak of nature you're on the list no exceptions

Is there a full reference for the Momstrong (or any of the stretchy women), please? I want to try drawing one.

>>810575
here you go champ

happy drawings

>>810577
>>810575

Suffering Chart - Kids

>>810579
vera suffers the most but deserves all of it

Jonesy suffers the most only deserves half of it

Wendy deserves it for her wild wendy antics but doesn't suffer

>>810577
>>810578
Thank you very much much, Dannyanon.

>>810579
Is Leslie innocent? Hmmmmmmmmmmmm?

suffering chart - Adults

>>810584
Not exactly...

Charted out what Animals my OCs would be

>>810592
Teeny Steeve is a rat and you know it.

>>810595
Ratto too big

>>810596
I hope he is eaten soon.

>>810597
Clown hands wrote this post

>>808874 (OP)
Mute is so hot

Follow up to an old piece (plus an explanation to why Maria was on >>810550 )

>>810605
Maria in nothing but her underwear and a labcoat is sexual power in excess

>>810609
Brother, if you can't understand that Beansy, Georgina and Sid are unseen geniuses of their time, I don't know what to tell you.

I will fucking steel chair that bitch Melville.

I wish CK a merry undertale day and a happy bing bing wahoo Eve even though he cannot afford both of those things and is currently begging Melville and/or Danny to get it for him

lol captcha Add80

Just a reminder:
https://northparkgeneral.chatango.com/

>>810553
Once you're permanently dead and a ghost, all your lost memories of Blenny come rushing back to you.
Jonesy is offended that she was the victim so many times, Blenny is aggravated that he wasn't the one who got to do her in

>>810653
when she came back to life she still remembers her previous deaths in life one and her afterlife but forgets the ones in life 2 though every time she encounters him then immediately wakes up the next day she assumes he killed her again

also fun fact blenny has never killed Ernest Joseph, Fredrick and Vera though they on the top of his list

Vera: what are you going to do kill me?

meville and Danny fund a Japanese video game company that specializes in fighting games to make a anime fighter based on the hero larp

who gets in

The obvious choices

> the main Trio

> meville

>lord tyranny

> the cat Ninja's but as one fighter (come on it's an anime game they have to be in)

>>810662
majority of both the heros and the vigilantes should be fine

>>810664
base game dbfz roster is 24 ( I'm counting the pre-order bonus) so you got that many characters to work with they also need villains you can't only have a hero v hero tournament fighter so a couple may need to be cut.

>>810666
Actually thinking about it I don't think there is even 24 characters that have hero personas

>>810668
lol yeah that's what I was saying, the hero RP is a lot more concise compared to the other ones because its more focused on smaller teams as opposed to larger factions. There's only like 15 characters between the hero and vigilantes group, and the rest can be for villains.

North park elementary popularity teir list

lon is there because of a episode to prove to wendy how easy it is to deal with people he took on the form of a new girl and quickly rose the ranks in a couple days it even threatened posie's rule so her and wendy tried to sabotage her

Vera is very good at pr and most her cons are forgotten after a day or two and outside of that to most people she is very charismatic and personable

Ingrid is pretty popular having basically assembled all of the North Park vampire Society outside of the actual vampires by herself she just chooses to hang out with mineral and Momo because they share a lot of common interest and Jonesy being her bestie is because they were early childhood friends since they live next door to each other.

>>810678
also forgot dogman 2nd persona Dougie D popular 5th grade boy ( which to be fair is closer to his his biological and psychological age then his original Persona is)

>>810678
thinking about it les should be in popular because that episode where it turns out a lot more people remember her in the higher grades and she was invited to a high school party

>>810678
>>810681
revised version

>>810683
Fuck I forgot to move Lisa to hated oh well

ck Jonesy and cb don't even get a lunch table they sit on the floor by the trash cans where they belong

>>810683
I'd move Yashu to somewhat popular but feared as well, since he's relatively smart and has money to throw around thanks to the Maid Cafe.

CK would probably be in weirdo tier because of the amount of friends he has in spite of being the cringe kid

>>810690
I give you yashu but ck is supposedly bullied by almost everyone in school outside of his small friend group so he stays where he's at

>>810693
I also would say it's more about their reputation and standing around school what would kids who aren't part of the list would think about them.

Now thinking about that I should actually redo this maybe add a avoid teir

>>810683
>>810686
Dying is easy. It’s the living that’s hard.

>>810724
>Leslie: "They didn't forget when I had my autsim cured, you really think they'll forget the stuff you did?"

everyone's favorite hero elec-gal

I just remember Danny is into girl failures maybe that’s why he but friended her and Jonesy is fully aware of his attraction after viewing his search history so many times though it’s more that she has to reckon with the that means she’s a girl failure

>>810750
*though it doesn't bother her she has to reckon with the that means she’s a girl failure

>>810749
makes me think it'd be cool if she learned how to switch between her electric/ghost and human form, danny phantom style.

>>810753
Funny cuz I was thinking about that this morning At first she'd want to see Revenge but Danny and Fiona pointed out that has never worked for her ever and she should probably try to repair her reputation by trying to do good so she becomes a local hero

Some work for dannyanon

You've got a friend inside me.

What would a North Park elementary dark world consist of?

>>810812
It depends on where it's at dark world's only consist of one light world room

>>810812
>>810814
>>810817

I guess we’re on a deltarune kick today

>>810575
Are you gonna draw the momstrongs?

Made a new character Reed. Added to the wiki

>>810826
>"Sunday, June 8th..."
>"Sitting here alone in this bar, drowning my sorrows in a glass of whisky..."
>(By bar, he means the maid cafe.)
>(By whisky, he means lukewarm apple juice.)

>>810831
>>810832
These are great, thanks guys

>Posie has approached Reed to help solve the mystery of the serial expulsions of Girl's Club members. And she believes one of the Girl's Club members may be behind it. Reed has to expose the mastermind and overturn the expulsions before paranoia threatens to tear the Girl's Club apart from the inside.

He knows she up to something but can never catch her and she always gets him into trouble

So...can FishBoy have sex?

>>810876
>"Hey babe, wanna come under the sea with me~?"

Vera buys fish boy from the pet shop to humiliate him a bit but mostly prevent him form taking Les to some school event everyone in school thinks they have a weird romantic relationship thing going on Les included

>>810886
this is getting weirdly kinky

>>810887
yeah I don't think they realize how this seems

captcha :xxxvxy

When you praise Vera but not Fish boy

>>810916
>>810886
>>810880
they're friends / romantic rivals( Popeye and Bluto style) though everyone thinks they're a couple including their Mutual object of affection les

The rawr virus begins

>>810928
Oh Lydia how the mighty has fallen

>>810934
This event definitely traumatized Linus

Chazette, Jenny, Dani, and Fiona have been infected.

>>810974
Post Rawr Dani decided to keep her look

Friendly reminder: Never let Leslie into the kitchen. The food comes out fine, your kitchen won't.

episode where Neil thinks his prank killed Vera and he starts hearing her voice in his head berating him for every action he takes meanwhile a amnesiac Vera finds herself at the mercy of Vanessa, Jonesy, robert, dr cates Candy corn lady, blenny and the Houbens decide who gets to do her in and they spend the whole episode fighting over it in about the halfway point vera gets her memories back and starts playing mind games with them well, still pretending to have amnesia

>???: "You know what I hate? Having to go to school, suffer through our morning classes and then finally be offered some peace from it all with lunch period.
However, when I get there, EARLY mind you, who is it that I see? That ginger haired gluttonous tomboy first in line and giggling to herself. To make matters worse, her father, the school chef, is giggling in a singsong mood too, no doubt both of them discussing what she would like for lunch.
You'd think she'd just get the normal school food like everyone else normally does, but no, she has the AUDACITY to stand there in front of us and order a 7 layer pile of ICE CREAM CAKE!!!
And her father says it's not big deal and he goes and makes it, just like that...where the hell is MY cake!?! While he's singing a tune, and she's tapping to the beat, I'm over here hungry out of my mind and having to wait 15 minutes just so I can enjoy myself this one period where I don't have teachers in my ass or assignments to give me a headache."
>Mandy: "Oh, so what? I shouldn't order lunch then? I should just...starve?!"
>Jerry: "...I mean, you said it, not me."
>Chaz: "Can I have some of that ice cream cake?"

Northern Playground

Now I have spent countless hours, sleepless nights uncovering the secret genitals of clowns and eldritches...
Clown genitalia is much like human genitalia, a clown can blow into their thumb and 'inflate' any part of their anatomy for comedic effect for as long as they please, this can be done to their genitals, the clowngina on female clowns the inner workings would be the same color as her nose, if she has a green nose, that inner-labia is gonna green, but the outer lips and even clitoral hood would be while or what ever her "base" skintone is.
This also applies to the Clownis on males, the head will be purple, or blue or red, what ever his nose may be, sometimes the head of a clown's penis may even be polka-dotted or something wild and crazy, perhaps his scrotum is striped or has stars on each side where his testicles are.

Now onto eldritch genitals, it's tentacles, it's all tentacles, the tentacles don't care whether the opposite is male or female and will accommodate accordingly, sometimes acting as a second mouth.

Now if you combine these two, you're gonna have this ungodly, yet colorful tentacle type of genitals.. Can be fun! Can be spooky! She's got a dark-blue tentacle or tentacle(s) down there.

Photographic evidence of Drew coming soon.

Wendy Dorthy and Ashley sometimes later take Dani out shopping with them she really hates it. if she has a advanced notice that this is gonna happen, she will swap with real Danny in the middle of the night

Also the hair spikes came back

>>808874 (OP)
i want to see more characters as young-adults like this one day, these designs are really good

>>811097
Yeah

>>811097
>>811106
which characters do you wanna see next?

>>811107
personally i'd like to see rulf, dizzy, ester (surprised she wasn't already there), delly, georgina and linus
also interested in how fucked up grown beansy would look, or if puberty hits her like a truck and she becomes a retarded gigastacy
you can choose which ones you want to do, don't pressure yourself doing every single one

>>811107
Sammy, Dani, and Fitzroy

>>811097
I think maybe Danny, Sammy, Robert, Reed, Asimov and Ludwig maybe.

O shit. I almost forgot to post my Series 2 OC. Here Robert in the 5th grade who now works part time at the casino

and I actually want to ret con my other future adult Robert

Anyways, Hansel anon wanted to do some sort of alien event a couple thread before. when we are doing that
>image is reed arresting Fitzroy with a water gun despite Fitzroy having a real gun

>>811117
>Alien even
Hansel in Space conclusion???

Finally designed Series 2 Sammy

Gotta say I don't really understand the Series 2 thing. What does it mean? Why was it made?
Honest question, not hating or anything

>>811121
During the sharty hack, a couple of anons offsite came up with it a time skip of a few months after Jonesy fucked up and destroyed the town and basically everyone left except for a few people who helped clean up. After the clean up, everyone came back and series 2 picks up from there, in the next school year. Think of it as a Shippuden or a Future, but still as weird as normal.

>>811121
>why was it made?

There's a few reasons

A in-universe explanation of the 4chan Hack and downtime because of it

fun way to keep us busy during the hack and ultimately draw attention back to any returning anons who might have return to see if we died but are on the fence about posting.

a good promt for anons who have characters and are lurking but don't really post anything to say hey this is how my character(s) look now and what happened and possibly flesh out their characters more

and it gives everyone a chance to update or make changes to the characters or add additional characters without it feeling awkward and very retconny (like Danny and Vera having really important roles in the story just by coming very late in the history of npg) a good jumping on point without it uncomplicate the lore

captcha

>>811122
or south park season 4 where they move from the third to the 4th grade but it 4th to 5th here

I'm going to be posting less to practice drawing to improve so please keep the thread warm for me in my absence

>>811129
Gotcha senpai.
Or at least I'll try.

I fucking told you about Drew's genitalia and nobody listened to me, now look at what's happened! She fucking got horny!

>>811150
Jesus Christ, does each one have a mind of it's own?

>>811150
Drew and Sydney get into a sweaty swimsuit wrestling match, who's eating who first?

>>811196
Vera: butterball I chose you!

captcha: tgymhg

vera: looks like the universe is giving you signs

>>811197
>"You're one to talk, lardass!"

>>811225
vera: your Photoshop skills need work 4XLeslie

>>811232
vera: lardslie

>"Beaver Bother? Yeah, they are!"
>"Should we help?"
>"Nah, I'm learning how to swear in Canadian."
>"Tabarnak!"

Commission for Dannyanon

>>811236
This is how fat Leslie is

>>811252
chuck's face when

>>811252
>"Clever argument Nancy Clover Iris, unfortunately you may need to phone home, and I also did the fuck to your mom."

She cheesed to meet you

Capybara!

What if North Park characters are cave people ala flintstones

>>811325
>>811326
Rodent Gang

>>811355
two more join

>>811356
Teeny Steeve would be a mouse too

Sammy will be an octopus

>>811327
What would Asimov be?
Some kind of animal powered rock golem

>>811365
perhaps

>>811363
I feel like an ant or some kind of bug would be more fitting

episode born to fight maid to serve

after all the girls at the maid Cafe go on strike for better wages yashu decide to give himself and the water fall sharks genderfluid to become the maids but they suck so they have to get training from a real maid Wendy

>>811383
>She ends up blowing it and has to menace the Maids into coming back

>>811416
>she

yashu, Wendy, or the waterfall sharks?

>yes

one random waterfall sharks member after being turned into a maid: I hope this doesn't awaken something in me

narrator: it did

>>811383
during yashu maid training Danny is the test customer and he keeps being a smart ass and getting attacked by yashu and the WFS

>>811420
So like the Manray episode of spongebob

>>811422
lmao Danny and yashu just doing this https://youtu.be/F6DTAH2CG7c?feature=shared

Leslie's gym clothes, I'm not denying the portly allegations regarding her, but she has insane leg game.

>>811442
Yo, hold my beer, I'm about to sniff this bitch.

>>811444
Being a freak again I see drewanon...
Also yoooo dub trips.

1 Week late fathers day
Ranking dads based on how good they are as a father

>>811459
>Axel
>Dad
Uh did something happen I'm not aware of?

>>811461
His Cabbage Patch Kid grew from the ground one day. He raises it like a son

Mom's Night Out

Synopsis: Missy, Janice, Asimoms, Momstrongs, and Patricia decided to have their cool adventures while their kids are at being babysat by their fathers. The result is an hijinks that involvings strippers, police chases, etcs (plot needed expanding)

Having to fix her druid robe because it got torn up last fantasy LARP

Who in North Park?

Trying the ruddish Mickey Mouse style

>>811506
Asimov and Jonesy but both think they're the rape Survivor and act like the other the rapist

Alternatively yashu and Wendy but both claim to be the rapist and the other is their victim

Asistrongs or Asimomstrongs?? you guys decide

>>811507
Vera: ain’t that a kick in the pan- oof

>>811511
I wanna call them My Wives

Still practicing this style

>>811598
>Sure, I'll buy some cookies, if I can get something a little EXTRA alongside it...

>>811598
>"I'm always glad to support my favorite scout, Leslie."

And then we had sex for like... The whole summer.

Season 5 is done!

Link: https://north-park-creations.fandom.com/wiki/North_Park_(Season_Five)

>>811601
>>811603
woaw

>>811604
>Read through the other seasons
You son of a bitch, you really did your homeowrk.
Yes, homeorkw.

>>811604
Hmm hmm... I see... I was reading the episodes but you MISSED... Short, Shriveled and To The Left...
And the North Park: Adults Only and North Park For Kids specials that compliment each other, I am putting you under proper Lore Supervision.

>>811608
S,S,TTL takes place during season 5?
Does this sparkle with the council?

>>811610
It's the movie, ya dingus, so pretty early on or something, I dunno.

>>811608
what, I didn't know it's existed??!!!

>>811657
How did Nolan shrunk

npg crossover with another oc of mine warp ( even though it's just nbn Jonesy)

>>811662
i believe he achieved this by kneeling

Leslie during the Wild West LARP

>>811696
is she a saloon whore?

>>811696
This is ironically Leslie celebrating her heritage in a way. She part native too I remember

>>811697
Not all saloon girls were prostitutes.

>>811698
That she is, she's a descendant of an Ute person.

>>811696
As always, complete and utter SEX, she is pure undistilled erotica in its purest form and I'm gonna sniff her.

>>811731
I have to ask you, what do you like about Leslie? Like design wise and personality wise?

>>811733
Her design and autism, she's probably the best type to share my RP autism with.
Seeing as when the kids play something she gets too into it, I bet she's the type to come up with a ridiculous and lengthy backstory that'll never come up.

>>811734
Oh yeah, she has word documents and various sketches in a folder that have that go so nitty-gritty that it's a goddamn desert, she even does her own costumes and spend hours working on them, so much so that usually on the first day of RPs she's tired.

>>811735
I can also see some of the lazier kids begging her for them to make her costumes.
Making it worth her while of course.
"LESLIE PLSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS WE'LL MAKE YOU A NOBLEWOMAN/PRINCESS/WHATEVER YOU WANNA BE OF OUR KINGDOM/BARONY IF YOU MAKE OUR COSTUMES!!!!!!! PLS!!!"
"ok"
"k we need them by tomorrow kthxbai"

>>811736
*Breaks out an energy drink, shotguns it*
"Let's do this."

>>811737
But that's why I lust over Leslie.

>>811738
Great design and her RP 'tism, alright! Thank you for your input!

>>811737
Said location of energy drink, her mom holds the key to the lock.

If A2 is AM, Jonesy's Shodan

their will be a beach themed hunger games at the end of July so draw the characters that you wish to attend ( this one is all ages so adults and children can enter) in they're swimwear and reply with some beach themed hijinks you don't want to see in the games

>>811802
*there will be

do these girls count?

>>811802
Does this women count?

>>811805
yeah

>>811806
how many people do we need to add?

>>811807
24

and we already gave 5 so far so 19 more

Leslie in her Swimwear

Here's Sammy in his swimwear

Tabby cates aka teacups here and ready to win these beach games

The Anon below this post will be turned into a sex slave for Max and Melville for all of eternity.
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Someone needs to draw adult CK

Episode idea:
Title: The Most Kickass Waterpark Ever!

Synopsis: (plot needed)

Who are the most free of the North Park kids?
I'd put Hansel and CK near the top.

>>811829
Free?
Nah, everyone here is a slave.

>>811830
>>811821
Umm?

>>811831
I'm actually it only says anon so it's singular that means it only applies to the first Anon below the post

>>811830
Not really, Hansel lives outside the purview of society, and CK can do pretty much anything and it won't damage his reputation because he's already the Cringe Kid

any anons below this post are free and can never be enslaved

>>811833
Thinking outside the box, NB Robert is free considering he is not bound by time or maybe even needs of humans (which include emotions). NB Robert doesn't follow petty human morality unlike Hansel or CK. Ck maybe forced to play nice to Lydia or Hansel is forced to steal food yet NB Robert.
My point is that NB Robert does not bend to his surrounding while everyone else can.

which north park character would live the closest to slaver

>>811845
Melville

>>811845
dr Cates and toades if you count that genetic experiments as slaves

>>811835
What's the point of being free if you can't enjoy it?

>>811856
This is a mood for me.
All play and no work make Leslieanon a bored boy.

>>811828
Melville tells his class he has access to 'Wet 'N Wild American River Adventures™' theme park, which he does, however only a handful of suspects show up (read POOR KIDS and CANADIANS).. Let's say Leslie, Beansy, Hansel and... Uh.. Savannah, because she heard there's animals.
What the kids don't know the Waterpark went out of business in 1968 so they're left with freedom within an abandoned waterpark with mossy gross water.
Who will make the most of it? Will Melville save the day?

>>811835
>NB Robert doesn't follow petty human morality unlike Hansel or CK.
Then we know who the REAL most free character is

>>811862
>"Hey, Rattus norvegicus, you want want some sauce on those 2? It's a family recipe."
>(It is comprised of: Honey Mustard, Barbecue, Miracle Whip, Chili Crisp, Onion Powder, Garlic Powder, various Spicy Seasonings from Noodle Packs, Cheese Powder from Boxes of Mac and Cheese Boxes, and Margarine)

>>811856
Nobody can actually understand how No Brainer Robert feels since he is the most alien character in North Park
>>811862
But even then you are underestimating how much power can grant Project Rhobhert freedom. Demon Hansel is still very much bound to many things NB Robert can such as time travel and traveling across the multiverse on his own. Like NB Robert is literally free of the restraint of many aspect of time and space. And most importantly, he is way much more free from consequences since he is really that powerful (which is why he is often compared to Asimov Prime)

>>811865
A sauce from Leslie would be 6K calories per spoon considering that would she would eat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0iVlSNpq8i8
Leslie records CK doing aversion of this

>>811871
>Leslie and CK hanging out
sounds like a recipe for disaster

What character mask would CK make for your OC?

>>811871
>"Cringe be damned, the boy can dance."
>>811875
It can be
>>811867
Not that much, but you should keep an eye on that sodium count

>>811879
Beautiful, thank you

>>811883
No prob!

We've have breached 300 posts.

>>811885
Think you could do a CK version of the Video's thumbnail?

>>811890
Noice.

remember hunger games at the end of the month submit which character you want to join

>>811879
>>811890
It'd be funnier if the Teto mask was mimicking CK's expression, personally

>"FEAR THE POWER OF MY DRUID MAGIC AND MY FOREST ALLIES!"
>"The bear's stuck in the woods!"
>"DAMMIT! Did he forget his meds again?!?"
>"Nah, he's locked in there with no TP."

Drew Leslie being cute

>>812020
it kinda of funny how Leslie and Reed actually does give off early north park vibes despite actually being a more recent character

>>812089
What can I say? I understood the assignment.

>>812089
Early North Park? You meant to say, "the only good seasons before Tratt and Mey sold out and started producing slop"?

what would be a North Park equivalent of the "stop killing games" movement?

>>812091
North Park didn't get good until season 4 desu was trying too hard to be South Park it's like why aren't I just watching South Park at this point

>>811927
Delly just wanted to enjoy a relaxing day on the beach, but alas...

>>811927
Ester bought her best sunscreen for this

>>811927
fishboy swims into battle

ck cringes the competition

>>812134
Fishboy pros: Can actually survive underwater
Fishboy cons: Can only stay in the water to survive

>>812135
If he drowns to death he will Dishonor his entire fish ancestry

Cassandra is ready for Summer Hunger Games

Flynn is ready for his death threa- I mean the game

Romo just entered the game, that's all you need to know

>>811927
Maximus Mineral have entered the fray.

>>812150
Max, that's TOO MUCH SUNSCREEN

>>812150
yo max anon. Just wondering, how would canon universe max react to the orb where he watches his hunger game universe self playing

Somebody here is spamming the same north park copy pasta on every South Park thread found. Who is it?

>>812179
Not sure, but I know it wasn't me.

>>812179
this is my first time hearing about this

>>812179
Someone should get to the bottom of this mystery

>>812179
Probably Max. He has a history of that sort of thing.

RANKING ANONS OF nOW THREAD on how super duper smelly stinky cause I like stinky anons ;)

>shit smell/ no take shower/ good
Leslie anon
reed anon
spam anon
me anon
chaz anon
max anon
Ludwig anon
drew anon
robertanon
Hansel anon
Asimov anon
sammyanon
>nasty perfume/ takes too many showers

>>812189
I'd put myself below spam anon, while I try to shower/deodorize, the smells that come off of me are bad.

>>812189
Holy shit, you almost got me right

Voice Actors collab on Google Docs

https://docs.google.com/document/d/10y11SuPcN6b0y2_o7bE8B-P1KyMMKghw0wJ9nfNsZKM/edit?usp=sharing

>>812189
didn't make the list not sure if that's good or bad

>>812206
Danny Anon between Chaz and max so good stinky
>>812190
Why you use Nasty shower. you stop now.
>>812192
Who you

>>812209
I shower cause the people I live don't like it when I smell like trash, and the chafing.

>>812179
Oh, come on, we all know if it was me, I'd produce some shitty little voice sketch to go along with it.
I've the ego the size of Four or Five Texases.

>>812221
>I've the ego the size of Four or Five Texases.
still less big than Leslie

>>812224
Silence before I force you to the South Park Season 1-5 DVD mines.

>>812227
oh please, I eat DVD commentaries for breakfast

>>811927

Gretel trashes the competition

>>811927
meville hopefully dies in combat

>>811927
Janice does it for him


did I forget to mention that the winner of this Hunger Game gets a Christmas (in July) miracle wish granted by the winner of the last Hunger Games Mandingo Claus (Wendigo Mandy that's also kind of the new North Park Santa in that universe)

>>811927

Mineral.... mines her way to Victory?

>>812294
Dunking Leslie into the soda tank

>>812295
Y'know the ash baby meme? Just imagine that but with Leslie and Pepsi

>>811927
some sketches of kid Nolan. time magic

>>811927
Amelia from the early days of north park

>>812322
Miner character summer swim suit

Questions: Which archetype will the NP Family will be in?

>>812295
>>812296
"AAAAAAAAA, FUCK! IT'S SO FIZZY AND STICKY AND DARK IN HERE! LEMME OOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUTTTTTT!"

>>812405
Ok, let me be real: this is bad

>>812408
Because of the brown my mind went somewhere else.
But I dig it.

>>812409
Now that think about it, it looks too viscous.

it's been a minute

>>812452
It's been approximately 6 hours, but nice seeing you again.
Mineral looking cute as always

>>812452
Cute! Cute! Cute! Cute! Cute! Cute! Cute! Cute! Cute! Cute! Cute! Cute! Cute! Cute! Cute! Cute!

>>812454
Cute = Plap.

>>812464
Not necessarily, but not out of the question...

>>812468
Raises eyebrow.

>>812469
All I'm saying is I found the pics cute.

And I'm willing to explore the mines.

>>812470
I mean, yeah...
Glad I'm not the only FUCKING DEGENERATE(Brotherly) here.

>>812471
Oh yeah, I'm a freak... As long as some the freakiness remains fictional.

>>812472
Going to bed right now to force myself into a dream where I bang some select characters and Leslie in a roman orgy but it's just in Posie's living room while she politely asks everyone to leave.

>>812473
>"Guys, it's like, 3 AM, please get out of my house and fuck somewhere else."

>>812473
>some select characters
name them

>Melville adopts a Capybara, but being the ungreatful little shit he is he gets bored of it quickly and abandons it.
>CK takes it in, thinking it's a weird dog.
>CK loves his coconut dog

>>812452
Minerals going to be in the summer Hunger Games this year. winner gets a wish what does she wish for?

>>812517
Removal of her hippie genetics so she never ends up like her parents

>>812476
>Drew
>Sabrina
>Beansy
>Mineral
>Leslie
>Charlie (AU Drew)
Happy?

>>812520
I'd toss in Gretel and maybe Momo

Meet North Park 6th-Grade Teacher, Wren Holland
> They one of the tallest person in North Park
> Their glasses are actually their eyeballs

>>812527
He looks like a fag and his shit is all retarded. Bring in the fetish Stacy doctor that drinks your piss like wine to analyze it. That's a proper South Park character idea.

>>812529
>Piss-Drinking Nurse to see what is ailing the students
FUCK this is hilarious.

>>812529

Drewanon I know this is you do a Charlie no brainer Drew skit

>>812527
They/Them pussy hits different

>>812534
It's not me, but I did (you) the guy, can't do a Charlie no brainer, I'm currently sneaking into North Park Games to leak some VITAL information for our every day threads regarding the new Kart Racing Game, now I'm not a magician so I can't give you a build, or anything, but surely I can sneak something out.
Or maybe I'm having a goof.
Maybe I can do a Charlie No Brainer Drew.

>>812527
lewds when?

>>812542
I have been considering making some more North Park porn, probably not of this character though since they're brand new and hasn't got much going on at the moment.
If anyone has ideas for other characters though let me know and I'll see if anything inspires me.

>>812544
>>810550
Maybe expanding on the 3rd tier?

>>812547
what do you mean by expanding on?

>>812548
More than just crushing on them, actual sex, any one of them.

>>812549
Futa Leslie or Normal?

>>812550
Either

no brainer Charles is a complete asshole who everyone hates ( he almost exactly the same as his mainline Counterpart Except he apologizes two percent less)

>>812551
WTF I COULD'VE BEEN DRAWING LESLIE WITH A CUTE LITTLE NUTSACK??? WTF BRO!!!

>>812544
Maria getting freaky would be nice

>>812598
That fucking leaf

>>812603
I mean, it's a recent development... >>807289

>>812607
Pic's not loading, dude.

>>812608
In that case

>>812609
WHAT! *SNIFF*

>>812611
I'm guessing you weren't in the previous thread?

>>812612
I wasn't! I think I may have seen.

Leslie rape

>>812613
There was a whole series of images where Leslie impregnates Ashley with her futa cock

Slappy and Leslie

>>812617
Canon

>>812618
p Kiddy: I fucking knew it

>>812617
"I'm not looking to get clowned on, nor am I giving clownjobs."

>>812619
"Nice screen name, "Mr. Kiddy"."

>>812598
fuck is bro so cranky for
Oekaki Post (Time: 20m)

>>812623
I imagine Charles and Charlie would get along if he wasn't such an obnoxious prick

>>812623
>being a complete asshole
So Charles just become the average person of Toronto.

>"So anon, you wanna go "spelunking"?"

Saucier version: https://files.catbox.moe/41b7t3.png

>>812626
Jonesy: you know I love you mineral but I bet that you are going to be the first one to die in The beach Games

>>812598
goth boy is emo boy in the nbn timeline no one really can tell the difference between the two

Your beach hunger game announcers the first to die and the last to die from the Christmas games, Jonesy and raggedy Dan

Mandingo only gave them the budget for one chair

Jonesy: well the choices are clear either you can sit on my lap or I can sit on yours and unless you want to be talking exclusively to my ass the entire games you better suck it up buttercup

danny: humph fine

I think Jonesy is getting off on this just a little bit

Nicole is in love with someone or it's just Rachel in a sexy swimsuit?

So, are we in the horny stages of the thread now?

>>812655
I guess, you like futas?

>>812663
Sometimes, yeah

>>812663
Hell no

>>812663
Not an fan desu

>>812673
yeah you don't like them you love them

>>812663
Not my favorite, if I'm gonna be honest

Im going to delete North Park

>>812683
start with Vera first. I hate her and I think I speak for everyone else when i say we could use a day or two, or even a month, without her bullshit

>>812684
If you want to learn how to live rent free like I clearly do in this guy's head pay me nine installments of $9.99 and I'll show you how satisfaction guarantee no refunds

>>812684
Neil's hands wrote this post you can tell because he clearly has no sense of humor

>>812673
>>812678
Kay then, what kind of porn DO you like?

>>812695
Girl on Girl, girl on guy, solo girl, more lewd stuff if I'm feeling spicy

You didn't hear it from me, but I saw Vera selling her body sexually to a fat old man behind her bar last night

>>812699
Of course she would, she loves old fat guys more than money.

>>812703
Fat old men with money???
Her kryptonite

>>812704
Of course, she especially likes calling them daddy.

>>812703
>>812705
BRO WHY YOU DOING THIS TO ME WHY YOU GOTTA SAY LESLIE LOVES OLD FAT GUYS SHE'S LIKE LITERALLY MADE FOR ME
>Daddy
I.. Welp, I just fucking nutted, at least 2 gallons worth, just now.

>>812699
I'm pretty sure you're thinking of Leslie

>>812695
Rape
Non-Con
Incest
Dubious Consent
Cannibalism
Sexism
Exhibitionism
Max

>>812663
Not my thing either. I actually don't like any male when I feel something but you do you. Dont let the other anons tell you what your fetish are

I, for one, would love more gay shit.
I need that Sheffield twink's ass obliterated

>>812699
SHUT THE FUCK UP NANCY. NOBODY WATCHES YOUR SHITTY YOUTUBE VIDEOS

>>812711
I hear Leslie like unannounced noncon role-playing so if she says no that really means yes but remember you didn't hear it from me

Drewanon, why are you such a fucking nutcase?

>>812716
Leslie and Vera should get married and have gay lesbian Yuri sex. Mark my words

>>812695
First thing, Sid is fucking himself by bending his own penis into his own pussy then going back and fourth, back and fourth. His own sperm cells entering his own egg cells as this happens. Sid then using his retard ability to restrain people with webs in order to pull his pants down. There you can see both the clitoris and penis below the tits. The retarded Sid would align his pussy along the mouth of the restraint victim then lay eggs down into their throat. The victims is forced to swallow in order to incubate the eggs.
We cut to a scene where the restraint person along side with many many victims are struggling and screeching with absolute pain. Little retarded versions of themselves would pop right out of their chest. They would all suck on Sid"s breast.

I love this type of porn. It makes me hard

>>812718
"me with Leslie hold her tighter she a fighter Houben not in a million years and trust me I will be here in a million years never having been married to fucking Leslie!"

*ten years they are on the alter about to get married*

"what!? "

>>812718
They do it on Chester's grave, but Vera fucks like a blind virgin.

>>812720
>>812721
they should beat each other while fucking all at once

>>812721
you mean like Robert?

>>812722
Gimp Suit Vera

>>812723
He fucks like a beast, a blind beast, but a beast none the less.

>>812724
he will never find the hole and just blindly thrust away at the closest thing he finds

>>812724
>He fucks like a beast, a blind beast, but a beast none the less.
Fucking your enemy's family. You didn't publicly post this just to piss off Nancy in terms of revenge, did you.

>>812725
Do you think if Robert put his dick in a cheese grater, would he think that a real women pussy would be like that.

>>812726
Nah, just stating facts.
Besides, Leslie has no ill will against the Iris', she just doesn't like the lies Nancy spouts.

>>812724
>>812721

Also you're one to talk maybe I should tell them about that weird thing you like

>>812727
please don't tempt me so

>>812729
What? The fact I'm into pet play? The fact I'm into being called a good puppy while I get my ass railed?

>>812731
You do realize a whale is very high maintenance compare to almost every other pet

>>812730
we should found out Vera is into torture porn

>>812731
while I'm shape shifted to look like your deceased father while you put a cardboard standee of your mom watching in the corner of the room! even I thought that was a little messed up

>>812732
nah I just really hate Robert

>>812734
You're just saying that cause you can't eat pussy.

>>812736
Denial is not just a river in Egypt Leslie I have videos to back up my claim because of course I was taking videos

>>812735
Everyone Vera hates, I head canon she has a secret crush. That why im now gonna ship her with Leslie
>>812736
>you can't eat pussy
you know what, your right. 100% right. I eat and fuck Champions all day.

>>812737
That's illegal

Fat old man bros, this is my first time visiting North Park and girls keep coming up to me and trying to proposition me for sex. Is anyone else having this problem? I'm afraid one of them might try raping me.

>>812740
>first time visiting North Park
Sorry but your be kidnapped for the slave markets to be used by hot girls as their personal toys.

>>812738
Neil, Jonesy, Robert, Trisha, Leslie and the rest of the Houbens, Vanessa, Amelia, blenny, Reed and Max she might as well be called taxi because she gets around

>>812740
Which girls are addicted to sex with fat old men?

>>812742
Dam, she even into Clowns, Whales, Dead people, Schizo, Anger issues and Drunk Crackheads. what an taste

>>812739
oh no really I had noooo idea :-O because I'm such a law abiding citizen

>>812744
whales yeah because I banged Leslie

>>812745
Gency gonna kick your ass, plus also I think you either hired actors that look like us, or AI generated it.

>>812747
Come on Leslie just admit it you want me to be your daddy while I cuck your mom with her daughter. you know I knew Sigma Freud when he was alive if I told him this I think it would make his day

>>812748
You ever think YOU'RE the text book case for Sigmund Freud?

>>812749
You know not many people know but his name was actually Sigma Freud

He was really into self-improvement starting businesses being really self-reliant and avoiding women

>>812717
https://files.catbox.moe/oal94d.wav
I've responded to your query, in the utmost professional manner.
I truly don't know why you seem to think I'm unhinged.

>>812751
>https://files.catbox.moe/oal94d.wav
Bruh, I TOLD YOU NOT TO GO TO THE PORTAL. it a one way portal with the sign that said do not enter and of course you did. Now your trapped in the North Park Universe

>>812751
>>812752
God damnit you're here too still waiting for Danny to swap back with me that son of a bitch can't finish one story

>>812724
Sorry, the seeds were planted the moment I typed that, I couldn't not draw this.

The gag squeaks when she bites down, and only her asshole is open.

>>812695
Cunnilingus
69
Kissing
Exhibitionism

episode Vera buys in slappy sells out

where slappy clowning business starts to go under so he sales 51% of it to Vera to keep him afloat and she starts making changes to his business that he's not geling with like giving him a wacky sidekick, doing ad reads in the middle of his act and pushing him to jump the shark literally

>>812783
Turns out the whole thing was a ploy for her to give slappy an ultimatum either show her how one of his tricks work or be forced out of his company and lose the legal rights to generations of the honkler family routines and jokes

you see when Slappy was a kid he showed off a clown magic trick that Vera has been obsessed with trying to figure out how it works she literally spent a fortune paying scientists, Illusionist, even actual Wizards on trying to crack it but none of them could

Slappy tries to warn her that only people with honkler blood can see how the trick works but she doesn't listen and he shows her and then the ending of Raiders of the Lost Ark happens her face fucking gets melted by clown spirits

any episodes idea that's Asimoms and Momstrongs-centric episode?

>>812784
>Honkler
Episode denied.
Episode absolutely denied.
HONKER, HONN KURR, it's a GERMAN last name and was changed when the HONKERS came to Ellis Island in the late 1800s where they toiled in the Bicycle Horn fields with other Clown Immigrants.

>>812791
>Ellis Island
My mistake, it's Castle Garden, Castle Garden.
I got so unfathomably angry on Dannyanon's pronunciation of a proud Clown name that I put my fucking face through a mirror.

>>812793
he tends to do that to other people

>>812695
Hand-holding
Telling each other "I love you".
Lip on lip kissing.
Missionary sex for the sole purpose of procreation
Having beautiful blonde blue-eyed children together
Taking off your gloves slowly and showing off your beautiful fingers and manicure/ˈmanəˌkyo͝or.
Keeping your bra on during sex.
Not keeping your bra on and showing off your natural light pink aerola.
Hearing your mature white voice that went healthily through all stages of puberty and biological development without rushing through it and ending up fat & ugly with a light raspy voice that sounds like your ovaries are being strangled like most brown have. Oh biology yes!!

>Anon nooooo I want you be edgy, scary & a total degenerate ;_;
Sorry, I'm done being degenerate.

>>812719
Isn't nature fascinating? *Eats popcorn while watching Animal Planet*

>>812791
I'm adding this to the episode

her first change is put honkler on the name of the business and all the business cards

2nd change robot straight man sidekick that actually teaches kids science lessons

Episode Title: The Terrifying Tales of North Park
Synopsis: You'll be entering 4 horrifying, not-so-scary, but sometimes scary stories of the citizen of North Park

>>812799
Short 1: Peepshow
In a Rear Window Parody, Neil has to get something from Slappy's house, while being watched by Chaz, who was trying to peep on Hui.

Short 2: Weekend at Toades'
Professor Toades accidentally murders Blenny and must quickly dispose of the body, discreetly, however it seems like just about everyone in North Park has a science question for the man.

Short 3: Static Shock
In an homage to Poltergeist and old TV shows, Drew finds a secret channel and forms a bond with Jessie, and she never wants to leave.
Special Guest Star: Secret Handshake!

Short 4: Abandoned Pools
In a recycled episode because the writer of this post is so creatively bankrupt, Melville finds an old Waterpark that was built on an Ancient Native American Burial Government Facility and leads to the backrooms.
He is accompanied by Mute, Stan the Weed Man, and Delly.

>>812714
KILL yourself he has sex with women exclusively (because i say so)
i can draw him getting pegged one day actually but that's the most ur gonna get

>>812803
>he has sex with women exclusively
Are you one of them?

>>812803
He has sex with every woman except his wife

>>812807
look at all the porn of him that already exists and take a wild guess
us fucking is even dubiously canon
>>812809
BASED.... so fucking based..

>>812810
Just making sure, Dellyfag

Delly has her own mitch Conner type inside her arm, except they actually want to kill her.
Same with Nurse Maggie's phantom leg.

>>812799
Yeah, I forgot to put my username on it, sorry. But nice ideas

I'm surprised no one made this joke

>>812800
I like how in both timelines drew/ Charlie and Amanda are friends ( for those who don't remember Amanda got trapped in Charlies mind and actually gets her art) it just a universal constant

>>812818
Are we ready for the "Northern Park Echo" AU, yet?

>>812812
Should we tell Dellyfag where the Portal to the North Park universe is. she might want to be the chef????????

>>812834
Bro, I don't know where it is.

>>812837
Im going to shove Leslie anon into the North Park Universe Portal tomorrow :)

>>812848
Good luck, you don't know where I live!

>"Liking what you see, anon?"
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>>812855
*honk honk* someone get this cow off the road

hey honkler I'll give you $20 if you move it

>>812834
>she might want to be the chef????????
she might want to fuck the chef**

>>812856
Why are you in my house?

>>812858
You should really look at who owns the company your mom is renting this house from so it's my house

>>812855
I'd put a coin in her buttcrack, and then fish it out.

I've seen every possible future of Vera's love life with her current colleagues here are the end results

>>812878
For Robert at the end of their first date Vera couldn't help but line the bedroom with mouse traps and cheese graeters needless to say after that Robert had no choice but to become Roberta

>>812878
>Hansel is in the "views them as family" tier but his sister Gretel isn't
Ok I see how it is bitch how's this for toxic af

>>812881
They don't appreciate you like I do, Gretchen

>>812881
Gretel I wouldn't trust that pink haired skank either.

>>812881
one day Vera change stealing rat army brought back a baby they took from a bear in the woods and they sort of kept the baby in her lair under the town for sometime and they formed a sibling like bond. though due to ula's reappearance in Vera's life their bond has strained a bit on Hansel's side (because Vera took ula's side when she ate a bunch of his rat family).

Gretel doesn't help her case when she spaz out any time the two show they have a bond

Gretel: home wrecker

Vera: I was here first so wouldn't you be the home wrecker?

Gretel: * unintelligible spazing*

>>812878
Would Vera be one of the baby mamas of CK's army of kids?

>>812886
depending on the timeline

>>812878
You so vera so here's Jonesy

>Hansel it's 100 percent because he'd have a roof over his head if it wasn't for that then it'll just be works out all right But I'll tell you stay at home dad Hansel is a sight to behold

>>812894
I'm sorry I forgot you guys can't see extra dimensionally so here let me help you

>>812895
>Yashu as one of Jonesy's exes
I don't see it honestly

>>812897
I don't think that implies they are actually exes, rather that if they did date they would become bitter exes. Since I can't really see Robert or Gretel willingly dating her either.

>>812898
okay yeah that makes sense

>>812897
Yeah it's if they were in a relationship what would the end result be

>>812878
>>812895
Zamn! Vera and Jonesy have "dated" this many people? What sluts!

>>812898
To be fair, Jonesy does have every single reason why she would not get along with Robert let alone date him considering how she became a ghost.

>>812902
In an infinite amount of timelines everyone has dated at least this many people except for Melville

>>812881
Hair tied up Gretel is cute. CUTE!

>>812895
The timeline where Jonesy is in a healthy marriage with Nancy is the same time while she's exes with Robert the family dinners are quite awkward

>>812895
Jonesy teach Chatterbox shut up at least for a few minutes the record is 5 minutes 4 seconds Jonesy is so proud of her

She would get ragdoll to come out of her shell

she even pull Ester away from the edge just a little bit

>>812878
ironically the only thing Vera didn't mind about Timothy Dull was the cannibalism.

>>812908
Hey now, Timothy Dull ain't no cannibal. It's his family who are (allegedly) cannibals. Timothy is an avid road kill connoisseur.

>>812909
the boy has eaten human flesh before whether he knows it or not

We should start cutting characters

>>812913
Alright, you start. I'll bring the knife.

>>812913
Character to delete
The Main three (Chaz, Jerry, Mandy), Danny, Leslie, Sammy, Robert, Asimov, Max, Hansel, Delly, Drew, Slappy, Max, Reed, and Mineral should be cut out entirely. The family member of these character can stay

I also think we should cut out the entire first generation of north park characters which is include in this list>>808874 (OP)

Sounds good. :) :)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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>>812913
>Character to delete
The Main Three (Chaz, Jerry, Mandy), Danny, Leslie, Sammy, Robert, Asimov, Max, Hansel, Delly, Drew, Slappy, Max, Reed, and Mineral should be cut out entirely. GONE. GONE from canon. The family member of these character can stay.

Indeed also think we should cut out the entire first generation of north park characters which is include in this list>>808874 (OP) (OP)

Sounds good. :) :)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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>>812913
>Character to delete
The Main Three (Chaz, Jerry, Mandy), Danny, Leslie, Sammy, Robert, Asimov, Max, Hansel, Delly, Drew, Slappy, Max, Reed, and Mineral should be cut out entirely. GONE. GONE from canon. The family member of these character can stay.

Indeed also think we should cut out the entire first generation of north park characters which is include in this list>>808874 (OP) (OP) (OP)

Sounds good. :) :)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>>812913
I can kind of get where this is coming from, since there are a lot of extraneous, rarely used characters in the cast but I don't really think it's worth cutting them. If a character doesn't get used much and fades into the distance, just let them. And if the niche situation where you can use them comes up, then use them. Like no one really uses say, Lydia's dad or Mineral's foster parents much, but cutting them doesn't make sense when they still have their own places in the world.

>>812923
I use Ernest

Also why do we characters what are they taking up imaginary running time in this imaginary show

>>812927
>Also why do we characters

*Why are we talking about cutting characters

Sorry just woke up like a minute ago

I mean I'd get it if we had a list that went on the op image all the time but we don't anymore so what's the point?

>>812929
yeah, that's basically what I'm saying as well. No real point to cut characters, unless the character, like, largely doesn't work/is disliked. Which doesn't really apply to anyone besides maybe Dream Child but he pretty much is cut at this point anyway.

>>812922
Diabolical, but he speaks the truth.

>>812922
Why did you put Max twice? ;) are you begging for something ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)?

>>812913
No we shouldn't. The only characters you should "cut" from the OP list which we no longer use are adult characters and then potentially side characters who are groups, who cannot stand on theri own, who are lackeys to a main character such as Rulf & his gang... unlike Sidney who is a character by himself.

>>812933
FitzroyGODS we aren't gonna stand for this slander

>>812934
Chariotsissies can't even stand in general

>>812931
what the shit with dream child anyways

>>812937
I wasn't here for it but apparently his creator was very annoying

>>812937
Introduced way too much SCP/fantasy-like ideas that clashed hard with our vibe of wacky cartoon parody town
Had an annoying way of posting and he couldn't be bothered to draw and posted reaction images not related to North Park

>>812942
so not even as a straight man

>>812943
Curtis has serial thoughts about being dominated by Wendy

>>812942
>Introduced way too much SCP/fantasy-like ideas that clashed hard with our vibe of wacky cartoon parody town

who would do such a thing

>>812945
You're lucky Jonsey is hot as fuck, or else I would kicked yah to th3 curb for highjacking the lore

look like it's time to dump these here

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>>812947
Bruh.wav

The Menace who we all know as lewdanon needs to be stopped also lots of Danny femdom here nice

>>812947
why is Vera such a whore?

>>812946
ask and you shall receive >>812947

>>812948
I'm just your friendly neighborhood lewdanon

>>812949
almost all vamps are super horny for some reason

>>812946

I've been here for like 2 years and I created Jonesy I believe less than a year ago I've just been running rampant for like a year and a half

>>812947
the jonesy/a2 one and the yashu/wendy mutual masturbation one are so fucking hot i think those are my favs

tried this too, was fun
no one tell her that tt is a girl and dew is a guy, she might actually blow her brains out especially at the tt part because it'll make her no different than her brother lol

>>812957
idk why or how it fucked up the text on some labels and made them tiny but i'm not fixing that it's funnier that way

>>812957
How does that mf Danny keep getting bitches

>>812960
she's mainly using him for extra tokens, tickets and freebies at the arcade lol, hence the 'for like a week'. when she doesn't need him anymore she does the toy story 'i don't wanna play with you anymore' thing. he's the most beneficial to her on the whole list though so that's why he's so high up

>>812961
No wonder it didn't work out with Yashu, guy can smell a gold digger coming from a mile away, three if it's Vera

>>812957
Based list, I knee-
>friendzoned
>bellboy gets to 1st base
It's because of his long nose isn't it? Damn you, Danny

>>812963
I like to assume the friendzone is because Chaz probably just kept asking if her mom is single

>>812963
>>812964
Danny: it's the ol thompson charm

*sees several hundred bills sticking out his pocket and Tucks it back again*

>>812955
Glad you liked it friend

>>812885
found it

Thinking about it I'm surprised it took me that long to make a connection between the two

>Vera name comes from Nosf(v)eratu which brought a plague of rats to Germany in his story

>Hansel explorers the sewers Underground and Vera lives under the town pretty sure those places just bleed into one another constantly

> they both steel and scam though Hansel does it for food

>prevampire Vera is pretty much just Hansel except she moved from town to town looking for and trying to get revenge on her father for abandoning the family

>>812971
I imagine the generation of rats Vera trained died out a while ago ( also they're still pissed about the whole siding with ula thing) so they are only loyal to Hansel and Gretel

>>812957
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>>812878
>Sid
Why does nobody want to date the most sexy character within the North Park universe. He like a 11/10 in looks.

>>812975
Jonesy and Vera are the toxic elements in the relationship they both keep fucking with his paranoia to insane degrees

>>812975
> Why doesn't anybody want to da-
>First thing, Sid is fucking himself by bending his penis into his pussy, then going back and forth, back and forth. As this happens, his sperm cells enter his egg cells. Sid then uses his retard ability to restrain people with webs to pull his pants down. >There you can see both the clitoris and the penis below the tits. The retarded Sid would align his pussy along the mouth of the restrained victim, then lay eggs down into their throat. The victims are forced to swallow to incubate the eggs.
>We cut to a scene where the restrained person, alongside many, many victims, is struggling and screeching with absolute pain. Little retarded versions of themselves would pop right out of their chest. They would all suck on Sid's breast. - >>812719, 2025

>>811927
Wendy blows away the competition

once This Thread dies and the new one begins the summer Beach Games presented by Mandingo will begin! here are your contestants!

tt, Hansel, Janice, Gretel,
teacup, Wendy, blackcat, ragdoll meville, slappy, Sebastian, delly, , Amanda, Nolan, yashu, Romo, rulf, posie, Ester, ck, Fishboy Momstrong 1 and 2, Sammy, Amelia, Diana Digby, Miner Dr cates , Cassandra, drew, Leslie , mineral, Max, Flynn, Myrtle, and Ernest

>>812980
Does Diana have swimsuit art yet? If not I could draw some

>>812987
I don't believe so so please do

W.I.P. of the grade tierlist

>>812989
Some quick amendments, Melville isn't actually smart, he's pretty average. He just acts like he's smart and is a tryhard at school.
Addison on the other hand, gets pretty good grades because she's a jew. She's the brains of the gang.

>>812988
Tee hee

>>811927
yashu dives into the fray

>>811927

Hansel joins the rat race

>>811927
time traveler comes just in time

>>813010
Her real name is Justine Tyme

>>813005
fat dino thighs