Thread 211629972

Bad psych edition

leave timmy in the dust

based starmer protecting us from ourselves

based ziedy has this canadian freak doing laps LOL

All these katies know I get dope
Pop a katy hymen like crisco
https://vocaroo.com/1dRALXLrBGkD
https://vocaroo.com/1dRALXLrBGkD
https://vocaroo.com/1dRALXLrBGkD

i hate women

>>211630024
if they ban the 'chon there will be mass civil unrest

the poll tax riots were nothing in comparison

>>211630024
what will become of /brit/ then?

>>211630057
Sir Hymen Popper
https://vocaroo.com/1dRALXLrBGkD

>>211630046
>retard2
what a sad life you lead

>>211630024
that's me larping as a yank on the VPN then

>>211630072
it'll be you and clogwog on your own
together
forever

>>211630043
I need to listen to it again. It's that good

>>211630089
ok retard

New poem

>>211630103
it’s not even me mate

when will brits make a netflix movie about the dangers of 4chan

>>211630098
had it on loop for half an hour
actual genius

>>211630111
here's one for you:
Roses are red,
Violets are blue
that poem was utter shite
and so are you

ballymena is the new normal

>>211630024
The internet providers here all tried to block 4chan after the christchurch shooting
there was a nice anon on desuarchive who said how to bypass it by changing settings

>>211630111
fucking terrible

>>211630024
>On 14 April 2025, Ofcom issued a formal information notice to the provider of the service 4chan requesting a copy of the record of its Illegal Content Risk Assessment, as part of our Risk Assessment Enforcement Programme. At the date of opening this investigation, no response has been received to the information notice.
14 April was the same day 4chan got hacked. There's a good chance they never ever received assessment bullshit they're supposed to fill out

>>211630024
there's a certified government anti terrorism /brit/ inspector in the thread right this moment

>>211630111
Coal

only expansion pack timmy know is dota2

we live in the most ridiculous nanny state shithole on earth

the great shitstain is a living hell

>>211630144
well that's him sent flying then

>>211630031
I thought he wasn't Ziedbelg though

>>211630111
so true

I can't live without 4chan.

>>211630168
LOL!
fat batty on katie-o

>>211630135
I must have listened to it over fifty times since first hearing it. I sing it in the house and shower

>>211630181
yeah cos you're in it

>the year is 2050
>your gf is leaving you for a robo bf
>its over

so no 4chan?

>>211630031
LOL!

sitting with two devices open spamming his thread
then he’ll finally climax and deel overwhelming shame and dread and disappear until tomorrow when he’ll do it again

>>211630080
My neighbours have heard me singing this. Such a banger

>>211630228
I would have already left her for a futa robo gf already

love remembering a pornstar i watched years ago and had forgotten about

>>211630228
imagine if your sentient 2b doll rebelled against you

>>211630262
LOL!
an actual work of genius

>>211630228
robo cronem in ur yard katy went out back to get da battery pack

Mental how badly he mindraped them

Anarcho-tyranny is a social condition characterized by a combination of anarchy and tyranny, where the government is simultaneously ineffective at enforcing laws against criminal behavior and overly oppressive against law-abiding citizens. In this scenario, "laws that are supposed to protect ordinary citizens against ordinary criminals” routinely go unenforced, even though the state is “perfectly capable” of doing so. While this problem rages on, government elites concentrate their interests on otherwise law-abiding citizens.

Hope this stuff with Iran pops off soon I am bored

ok

>>211630286
Sophie a badder bitch so im on her side

a century ago we were gods amongst men

now reduced to tax pigs, funding our own demise

it's a sad state of affairs boys

>>211630346
we bottled it HARD

the ting from barking
7 am in the morning
shes callin]

This rap sounds like it could be written for Timmy after his girlfriend Katy slept with a cronem
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1V953O9gy5A

>>211630346
Matrix, bro.

>>211630346
country's fucked because the 'naires are squeezing the working man. only option is to up the tax on the 'naires until they squeal

>>211630346
The decline of Britain from 1914-present is painful.

>>211630346
we are farm animals

>>211630346
You're still great to me

>>211630346
Might move to China.

downloading 240p porn clips of kazaa

>>211630366
LOL

>>211630396
>Queen at the top
lmfao

>we live in the most ridiculous nanny state shithole on earth
I think anarcho-tyranny is a much more accurate way of describing the United Wogdom of Great Shitstain and Northern Troonland

>>211630366
You're so painfully white lol
Tupac was a closeted homosexual by the way just like you

>>211630422
assuming this is noncey so i wont look it up

>>211630365
I'm yawning
she calling
I'm yawning
she calling

timmy mourning
good morning
we on it
we won it
he lost it
he tossed it

I might ring my ting from barking
yeah katy girl needs a good shafting
up the arse ting
she's asking

Britain thunders out for National Socialism.

>>211630446
zoomer freak

What do you think of Sir David Jason?

>>211630437
I see they no longer use the trannies' preferred pronouns

love brat honestly fucking banger album

>>211630522
Definitely not a jew.

it's quite bloody hot it is

>>211630549
for me? Pop 2 clears

Why do women like tall men?
Have you ever seen a tall naked man?
I’ve been looking at tall naked men on the internet for the last hour for research purposes.
Odd looking things. Like someone shaved a chimp and put it in a medieval torture rack. Just not proportionally aesthetic unless they’re also ripped. Also their cocks look smaller in comparison to their bodies.
I am 6 foot before anybody starts calling me an angry manlet who doesn’t shag. Only the last part of that is true.

drank 2 cokes and then it prompted me to do a completely unbroken 15 inch smooth as butter shite

Felt down for a couple weeks over another lost opportunity for love, but time heals all. Gotta be ready for the next one

>>211630623
Sad.

at this point we might as well give communism a go, things can't get much worse for great shitstain

>>211630607
God Bless the USA

>>211630607
no it didn't, shut up

A friend of mine once overheard some people on the bus discussing arses. The adjectives "cocked" and "spread," were used. I marvel at this.

>>211630575
no idea what that is but anyway id love to hear brat live its a real shame im a 28 year old straight white man

Hope this heat dies down. Last time it was hot in summer people started rioting.

Reckon I could be Prime Minister of the UK if I put my mind to it.

>>211630588
Because they want tall sons, as that is what women want. Women determine the genetic evolution of a population

How many fucking times I told you to stop?

Where did they go? They were just getting started

>>211630678
it's mid

>>211630619
We're all going to make it

>>211630680
Riots are the language of the unheard x

>>211630678
>real shame im a 28 year old straight white man
so am i, and im telling you Pop 2 is a better album

>>211630680
It won't
Soon it will be unbearable
Be glad you do not live in a squalid house share in london, like some do

>>211630705
No you’re thinking of sign language mate