Thread 211630701

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watching destiny

Penis

Watching dogfart

Today has been my most unproductive at work this year so far.

there's nothing wrong with being brown
there's nothing wrong with being a male democrat
there's nothing wrong with dating a woman with sexual history

>>211630701 (OP)
>filo
troon

>>211630794
Die

>>211630773
isnt that BBC porn

>>211630840
no way fag

>>211630837
got a problem with that?

>>211630794
>there's nothing wrong with dating a woman with sexual history
You don't get a choice anyway. There are no virgin women beyond the age of 20. You either accept that or die alone

>>211630840
white people cant draw attractive characters

I'm brown

Socialism for white Christians
Deportations and sterilization for browns and atheists

>>211630863
no i like bbc

>>211630794
>there's nothing wrong with dating a woman with sexual history
You should avoid this if you can. If you don't have options, then it is what it is.

>>211630863
Niggers tongue my anus

>>211630963
literally all women have sexual histories

cooling

>>211630963
>you should avoid this if you can
Why though? I get it on an extreme case, but I don't really get why people care when it's only been a few

haven't slept in ages, tremendous brainrot

men will spank it to porn everyday and then complain about women not being virgins

>>211631031
do you think there's a difference between having fucked 2 guys vs 20 guys?

>>211631045
If it's only a few then there's a good chance she still has feelings for past lovers
That's the function of sex after all. Tethering and whatnot

Made this remix over the weekend. Is this the song of the summer?
https://voca.ro/15COtxXaR0aM

>>211631066
Yeah no shit. I'm just saying there aren't virgin women.

>>211631104
sounds painfully generic

>>211631098
Lol nah. Maybe one if they were together for a long time. Women invent reasons to dislike people they are no longer with as part of inventing a reason to be with someone else. They don't get lingering connections like that except extremely rarely

if masturbation is bad why did god make it feel so good then

>>211631104
That cat is the profile picture on Instagram of this Turkish girl I (almost) had sex with a few years ago.
She was very cute and all over me and knew I liked her but my friends made fun of me because she didn't wear deodorant and had stinky armpits, so I didn't have sex with her, but I should have just done it

>>211631132
there are but they arent legal, not even in brazil for the most part

>>211631104
Gonna have sex to this

>>211631098
They then always compare too esp with chads who fucked them and bounced. I don't need that in my life tbf

I could date a woman if she's only tucked one or two guys, but if either of them were black/brown then she belongs to the streets.

>>211630794
>there's nothing wrong with being a male democrat
kek

>>211631188
>I could date a woman
I don't think you'll ever have to worry about this

>>211631161
>Women invent reasons to dislike people they are no longer with as part of inventing a reason to be with someone else.
That's a cope and not a good thing

>>211631063
I don't see how the two are related

>>211631213
cant believe mickey mouse said this

i reckon at 14 50% of girls are virgins and that number quickly drops the older it goes, by 18 i reckon 10-15% at most

>>211631253
Thats Chuck E. Cheese, you uncultured swine.

>>211631253
That's Chuck E Cheese you Canadian asshole

>>211631225
I'm a handsome and charming guy, I could easily get a gf if I tried.

>>211631264
>>211631274
Based


>>211631294
>Posting anime
I seriously doubt it

>>211631253
that's dangermouse thoughie

>>211631348
I thought it was pronounced "Dead Mow Five"

most of you could get a girlfriend if you had a job and tried

MOOOOOOOOOOOOM I NEED YOU TO DRIVE ME AND GFBERG TO DENNYS! GET YOUR FUCKING CAR KEYS

the gf:

>>211631376
None of these incels are willing to settle for fat girls

>>211630773
>Watching my mom go black
>Watching my daughter go black
>We fuck black girls
Kino

Gay thread

SPENT A DAY WITH MY DAD
AND HIS FRIEND JIM WISE
WHO MERCYKILLED HIS OWN WIFE
BUT THEN HE FAILED AT SUICIDE

>>211631376
getting a job is a huge life changing undertaking, i shouldn't have to slave away to get a gf, fuck women

I could get a job and motorcycle and skinny gf if I tried I'm just shy and comfortable as I am.

once you go black

>>211631428
It's not bad actually

>>211631433
LOL

>>211631376
you dont need a job if you're an indian bvll

>>211631433
I'm taking my knowledge test motorcycle license tmr

>>211631374
yeah it is dead

I'm convinced that people who ride motorcycles are slightly suicidal

i swear i put the evil eye on people

>>211631436
For homosexual

i cant stop eating

imagine if god was real lol

>>211631393
they'd just be less than model types, but you never know
>>211631431
>fuck women
good luck without a job
>>211631455
idiot

>>211631557
Dude same
We need to get our shit together, I can't afford to lose my handsome face to fat

>>211631575
That would be completely insane and schizo

I am only willing to have sex with women who are 5.5/10s and above, because those are ones I actually find attractive.
I am also unwilling to have a relationship and just want a FWB or a one night stand.
So yeah I will probably be a virgin forever.

I never eat candy (except that time I was on a lemon drop kick a few years ago but that was just one day)but I love Mounds bars and I had one with ice cold milk , delicious

>>211631233
It's not a cope because it's not a thing that happened to me, I just see women i know do it and I've seen them do it to guys I know

are you guys playing MindsEye? theres a french kissing minigame (homoerotic)

you've never talked to a woman

The driving test is too stressful because I have to sit in a car with a stranger. A motorcycle test is easier.

>>211631681
Pass out.

I'm a big fan of Almond Joy, myself

>>211631164
Bad hygiene is a very important red flag you must not ignore. You were right not to get involved with this smelly girl.

jasonkin be like
"I'd survive in a post apocalyptic wasteland as long as I dont have to share a car with another human being"

>>211631689
Nice.

>>211631712
i don't have a favourite porn star

>>211631681
I have been to over two dozen dates in my life

Everyone ITT needs to denounce

>>211631579
women are just parasites

denounce god

>>211631749
if you're gay, you're gay

I praise the Demiurge

>>211631767
Animals.

>>211631671
Yes.

>>211631146
>>211631177
Thank you, lads. Hoping for a billion streams on this one.

satan is misunderstood

Just going to be honest but I don't think we should allow Canada into our general. Let Brazil in instead and call it /bum/. They're more American anyhow.

>>211631778
Fine.

>>211631805
In the sense that he's not the king of demons and lord of hell, yes

>if you don't simp and defend women at every possible turn, you're gay!
"""men""" like this need to fuck off and die

I'm gonna get a motorcycle just to prove you guys wrong.

>>211631809
i`ll leave if any more brazillians show up

>>211631827
he gave us freedom

Denounce virginity
Have sex with a woman who isn't fat without paying for it

Norm Macdonald is so incredibly unfunny but people pretend he’s funny because it’s an accepted fact that he somehow is
Well he’s dead anyway

>>211631833
maybe you should get some BITCHES on yo dickand clean up that ye-ye ass haircut first

NIGGAAAAAAAAA

>>211631848
No he didn't

the system failed me

>>211631902
he made eve eat the apple thus giving us free will

>>211631940
Satan wasn't the serpent

>>211631788
Yves Deruyter

>>211631836
I would rather read a million Brazillian shitposts than ever see another Canadian flag in my life. They can go hang out with Australia.

>>211631956
wrong

>>211631933
did you try turning it off and on again?

>go to do my wuwa dailies
>31gb update
I don't pay close attention to the update schedule but I think the new region 2.4 is soon.

>>211631836
Why are thirdies like this

L

The Brazilians I met on their own country's chan (1500chan) were actually pretty cool and were nice to me. The ones on here are bitter and hate America and Americans

>>211632001
Satan wasn't identified with the serpent until centuries after the death of Christ
Satan's original role when Genesis was written was the Heavenly Prosecutor during the End Times and he would decide your eternal fate

>enter thread
>redditpaki already seething about Christianity
Alright who insulted Muhammad?

>>211632044
One of the most prolific Brazilian posters in /int/ now is a VPNjeet

>>211632058
Right here
>>211631739

He knows so little about Christianity, I really don't know why he keeps saying retarded shit
I bet he thinks Dante's version of Hell is canon

>>211632058
Denounce Mohammad (pbuh) now

>>211632052
you just proved me right retard

i ain't never seen a nigga buy a "charleston chew"

Do Thirdies really believe this shit?

>>211632125
I'm doing a charleston poo

>>211632109
What medieval peasants who can't read and therefore can't read the Bible thought isn't canon
Satan isn't the serpent

the zoomers of yesterday are now the niggas reaching 30

The oldest zoomers are almost 30, yes

>>211632145
many of jesus followers couldn't read therefore jesus isnt canon

Nowhere in the Bible is it even implied that the serpent in the Garden of Eden was Satan
Genesis was written early in Judaism and the serpent was a generic trickster

>>211632127
Yes. They believe it's never their own failings but because they got screwed over or something.

me

I identify as a '97 zilennial

I visited Canada once and someone rubbed my knee on the train.

>>211632196
Many of Muhammad's followers couldn't read therefore Muhammad was a pedophile schizophrenic
The serpent is not Satan, but Muhammad definitely had feelings of sexual attraction towards children

iran is getting attacked fellas

>>211632243
If it's us they deserved it if it's Israel it's genocide

only the jewish bible is canon

>>211632200
The first books of the Bible were shamelessly copied from the Enuma Elis by Hebrew scholars in exile in Babylon in the 600s bc.
They took all those ancient myths and just copypasted them with their own characters, even the Epic of Gilgamesh

the fuck happened in genesis 9:20-27
did noah get raped

The entire Middle East could be nuked and absolutely nothing of value would be lost

>>211632243
what is destiny's take on this

Iran has raised the Red Flag of Seethe over Tehran

>>211632263
What about Turkey?

>>211632254
we both know israel owns you goys

>>211632263
the world would be considerably better off if that happened

>>211632291
As well as you

>>211632291
Yeah but you're our vassal so that just makes you further down the shit hill

It out.

god said you can't mix linen and wool
this law is beyond our human comprehension

Destiny is like a 120 IQ midwit. Destiny also is a sociopath who abandoned his kid, secretly records sex then sends it out to people he doesn't know, sending sex tapes around without asking, planned to murder a child, got divorced twice, and currently has lost any semblance of respect anyone ever had for him.

holy shit lmao..... the underground parking on my apartment building literally caved in (yes rent is $2000 for a building thats falling apart)...... dozens of cars buried down there indefinitely lol... but me...... i only had to take my bike up on the elevator lol...!

>>211632342
r/FuckCars, amirite?

>>211632316
>>211632314
yes, that is correct too. A jew got a job I was aiming for just because the jews there preferred him over me.

destiny is the smartest american alive

>>211632324
HAPPENING FOG ON PLUTO PLUTO NO LONGER FINE. NOT A DRILL.

>>211632324
Needs to retvrn to planet status

fuck thinking about masturbation, i'm just gonna do it

>>211632354
yearp...... cyclist win.........

>>211632393
same kek

>>211632367
you will always be a loser

Find another trick to lick from the tip of the dick down to the asshole, lips red like Tobasco

>>211632367
trvke that chud/cum/ doesn't want to hear

made another thread on /tv/ that will probably get 0 replies award

>>211632419
where amogus

Big rip the twat down to the asshole

>>211632367
Who?
>>211630735
Who's that?
>>211632271
Huh? I don't know who that is.
>>211632334
Lmao who the hell is that

really want to wrestle with a specially strong woman

If you make a thread on /tv/ and it gets no replies then you're a boring cocksucker because people will respond to ANYTHING on fucking /tv/

>>211632458
basado

>>211632419
literally my discord pfp btw..........

my threads get at least one or two replies anywhere, 0 replies is sort of rare

>>211632448
Link thread and I'll reply bro

>>211632474
it's gotten a few so far. for me a successful thread is at least 30 replies

I WANNA PLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

>>211632546
Is this related to Wuthering Heights?

What's something an adult can do but no children can do? And no meme answers like "be an adult" or "menopause" o algo, I mean conscious tasks that require an effort

>>211632578
drive

>>211632578
drinking

>>211632581
Children can drive they're just not allowed to
>>211632599
Same as above

>>211632571
No, Wuthering Waves is not related to Wuthering Heights by Emily Brontë, despite the similarity in names.
Wuthering Waves is an open-world action RPG developed by Kuro Games (the same studio behind Punishing: Gray Raven). It's heavily inspired by games like Genshin Impact, featuring anime-style graphics, fast-paced combat, and an expansive world.
The title "Wuthering Waves" may evoke literary or poetic associations (like Wuthering Heights), but there’s no direct connection in terms of story, characters, or themes. Wuthering Heights is a 19th-century English gothic novel focused on tragic romance, revenge, and generational drama, whereas Wuthering Waves is a sci-fi/fantasy game with action combat, exploration, and lore built around a post-apocalyptic setting.
It’s likely the developers chose “Wuthering” to evoke a sense of wildness or desolation (since "wuthering" is an old English word meaning "blustery" or "turbulent"), fitting the tone of their world, but it’s not an adaptation or reinterpretation of Wuthering Heights.

>it will never be 2009 again
>I will never be 19 again
>I will never get to enjoy the latest LCD Soundsystem tracks on my iPod Classic
>I will never get to by optimistically cynical about the future of my country
>I will never get to have sex for the first time again
>I will never get to enjoy 4chan before it was discovered by normies and ruined with reddit trannies
>I will never use a phone that doesn't track my every action and GPS location 24/7 again
>I will never get to walk down the street without seeing a fucking Indian ever again
>I will never get to talk to a stranger without first knowing their politics and how gay they are

Shit sucks so bad. What are we going to do about the future?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWT-s1Deh4k

>>211632578
produce cum

All you have to do to get replies is post a normal sane opinion that a medicated adult human being might actually have and everyone will come out of the woodworks to argue and call it bait

>>211632578
Be an astronaut

>>211632578
play sport at a high level

bitch canned the date baka

>>211632678
why would his landlord know that?

normal sane opinion that a medicated adult human being might actually have

>>211632578
Menstruate.
Produce sperm.

>>211632578
Grow a beard

>>211632678
He couldn't even cuddle or get his dicked sucked?

>>211632692
Look at this stupid idiot right here

>>211632578
Defend themselves from a pitbull.

>>211632578
Lift 100 kg

>>211632571
IT'S ME, YOUR CATHY, I'VE COME HOME NOW
SO HOOOOLD ME IN YOUR WIIIIINDOW

>>211632692
cucked by medslop it's all over

>>211632685
they were friends

>>211632698
chads don't care about those things

>>211632578
Be responsible

>>211632725
And when it's all over, you'll roll over
The butt of my gun, one in your belly, and one for Rudi
You got what you gave by the heel of my bootie
Bang-bang, out! Like an old cherootie, I'm coming for you

The DNC realized how bad the optics are of people waving foreign flags at the riots so they started sending out volunteers to hand out American flags to the rioters

>>211632796
That's smart. They can't speak English so they won't know the difference.

>>211632678
How in actual fuck would his landlord know that

>>211632796
most people with a brain can see it as it is
>conservatives want our laws enforced
>liberal don't want our laws enforced
how do they change those optics?

how about sex with beautiful young women?

I love pasta

>>211632825
They don't that's why they lost the election

is having a job worth it?

>>211632678
Literally everyone is an incel nowadays

>>211632659
In /cum/, yes. Other boards are more stable and less full of retards and troons.

Hope we see some missles fly tonight

>>211632870
Unironically speak for yourself

I don't want war and suffering and mass widescale death but there's literally no other way to stop Indians from breeding.

>>211632923
Indian is below replacement rate

>>211632937
That's not good enough and there are Indians outside of India.

>>211632895
He is speaking for me

>>211632937
Replacement rate is a meme that retard econojews freak out about because they don't adjust for longer lifespans

>>211632127
Depends on the thirdies. Latinx, MENAoids, & Jeets yes. Africans surprisingly not as much same with SE Asians

Rock climbing becoming a yuppie fad really tilts me for some reason. What a gay hobby.

What would you do if this happened to you

>>211632937
The problem with jeets is that is even 5% of them go abroad this century that's like +70 million jeets. More than enough to fuck up entire countries permanently.

>>211633070
sad this trend didnt reach brazil, i like rock climbing

>>211633110
Can we just start deporting them to Canada since that's where they would go anyway if they can't stay here

>>211632851
I don't get it

>>211633070
When you turn 30 you are LEGALLY required to pick a hobby to make your entire personality:
>rock climbing
>running, especially marathons
>cycling but not just like going to work, that whole gay outfit
>some kind of craft beer/food
>pickleball
These are the more popular options for Millennials, we'll see what zoomies choose later

I can't understand why my family visits here from out of state just to sit in our living room and watch tv

>>211633070
we have a gold medalist in climbing

>>211633150
A significant portion come here to go to your country thoughbeit

I fucking hate this shithole. Overrun with Jeets. Frozen over in the winter, in the summer going outside is like smoking a cigarette because country sized swathes of forest burn all summer. What a fucking mistake of a country.

Canada will never be free so long as we have a head of state based in the UK.

>>211633232
how about joining america

>>211633193
VGHHH sovl. Very 90s.

We need to start redirecting all flights originating in India to Baffin Island

>>211633193
there's probably nothing to do in your shitty little town.

>>211633232
The wildfires are deliberate; they're being set by climate alarmists to push their agenda. The jeets are flooding your streets to demoralize you and erode western values. It's always been cold though, if you don't like that you're just a pussyfag.

>>211633153
more of that girl please

>>211633249
What
>>211633270
I live in a county seat, there's plenty to do

>>211633273
This is true
I’m actually the one they have set all the fires

>>211633153
Post more clothed, sire

>>211633074
I'd capture and sell the talking dog for like $8 million dollars to some rich pervert then buy a boat

I like how my backyard is a garbage disposal, animals will eat almost anything, and I get to watch them.
The only things they will not eat or celery, and bananas in the skin, but if you skin them they will be eaten.

>>211633232
>Frozen over in the winter
You are NOT White if you say this. Love Winter, love seeing jeets freeze. Wish it was even colder.

>>211633249
>VGHHH sovl. Very 90s.

I saw this place on Anthony Bourdain a long time ago and the fish was really good

>>211632645
I covered this, doesn't count
>>211632665
A child genius probably could
>>211632668
Maybe
>>211632696
Again, covered. Doesn't count
>>211632697
Doesn't count
>>211632710
>>211632724
I bet there's some kids that can
>>211632774
Poop


So far I don't think I've seen any good answers. A child prodigy could probably be an astronaut and
Rowan O'Malley lifted over 100 kg at 10 years old. Also a lot of you named bodily functions that come with age which were not matters of consideration for my question. But there's probably people with diseases / disorders that demonstrate really early or grow beards anyways.

I think the best answer was probably play sports at a high level, because the best child could never compete with the best adults in most sports

>>211633317
>eat or celery
not or
is

>>211633234
we will probably leave you alone soon ene
>>211633279
I only have one her idk her name even

>tfw love winter
>tfw cursed to live in the desert southwest where winter doesnt exist

>>211633301
lol what does this even mean

>>211633317
I wish I lived next to the forest. From which state are you from, anon?

>>211633370
Michigan

>>211633351
*enough

>>211633296
You're chinese? Becuase it's CCP agents who are doing it.

Would you date a midsize Asian?

>>211633402
no
chubby blonde, maybe

>>211633386
did you eat him

>>211633402
only if she lets me sumo wrestle her

>>211633402
Women do everything to avoid calling themselves fat

>>211633354
Winter sucks. First off its cold. Next of all it gets way too quiet and you get creeped out in the middle of the afternoon because it feels like a sasquatch is watching you. Everything turns all white and depressing and the only birds are little gray ones even. Snow is a big pain to deal with and you have to scrape your car. Also if a neighborhood cat dies you won't find out until the snow melts and it starts to smell. You're lucky you don't have to deal with it all.

imagine a white cab driver

>>211633328
PVRE SOVL. Back when Men were Men and Orcs were black people or something

>>211633386
Did you use it as a Fleshlight

>>211633432
that one, yes
I let most fish go, I like them fresh, not frozen
I don't like filleting them, but it is interesting sometimes to see what's in their stomachs
one time I cut open a salmon and it's belly was full of lady bugs

im hungry again

>>211633485
Again, you fat piece of shit?!

>>211633402
Midsize means average, so a midsize person would be of average weight, meaning they would have a well balanced bmi and relative health.
The pig in your picture looks ready to slaughtered, packaged, and sold in grocery stores

>>211633386
That fish looks very attractive.

>>211633402
bitch is 12lb heavier than me and I'm 5'10

>>211633466
I have a female human fleshlight

I used to think atheism and Scientology were the same thing, because if you were atheist, you believed in "science" and "technology".

>>211633496
she's comparing herself to a midsize sedan

>>211633496
You act like average and fat aren't the same thing in the USA

>>211633476
It turns out that fish feel pain and you're hurting them also lost tackle is one of the main non-industrial causes of pollution in our rivers
You don't have to kill and hurt animals to enjoy nature

>>211633498
we also have German brown trout here, very delicious, danke

>>211633506
You don't

>>211633402
I would for the primal sex. She's definitely fat, not thicc not chubby but fat. That being said, the fatness is barely within the bounds where I wouldn't be that embarrassed introducing her to my friends. So sure

>>211633495
yeah i've already had 3 meals
going to put a pizza in the oven

>>211633498
EVERYBODY! YEAHHH!

>>211633520
Reckon that's why they chose the name, make themselves seem scientific and professional o algo

>yeah i've already had 3 meals
>going to put a pizza in the oven

>>211633531
I now let them bleed out more because one time I had a fish half way filleted, and then I turned it over and it started flopping around....
>>211633535
I do

>>211633562
DOOT DODODODO
DODODO DODODO DO DO
J'ADORE HARDCORE

>>211633598
Translation: the drugs wore off and I'm just realizing everything I did

>>211633318
You know what I like doing? Hiking through the wilderness. Which isn’t enjoyable at -30 and is damaging to your health when the fucking air quality meter is maxed out at 3.8 roetgen

>>211633578
There's a newspaper called The Christian Science Monitor, which has absolutely nothing to do with Christianity or science. They chose that name to try and appeal to both Christians and scientists.

>>211633598
>>211633616
He should just admit to the ketamine thing and check into rehab

>>211633584
If you really feel like you have to eat a wild fish to feel better about yourself the best way to kill them is with a knife in the brain or crushing their heads with a swift blow to the head from a heavy branch

>>211633640
A hammer to the head kills them instantly

>>211633623
They're owned by Christian denomination but they're still relatively unbiased and reputable

>>211633623
Christian Science is actually really weird when you look it up, did you know Toronto was one of the main hubs for the movement? Used to be immensely popular

Look who decided to show up

>>211633640
>If you really feel like you have to eat a wild fish
faggot

>>211633668
run him over

when i think about it i don't think i've had a conversation with someone my entire life, i dont think i'm able to

>>211633668
Peter Rabbit

>>211633598
Its ok Elon, friends repeatedly accuse friends of being pedophiles in front of millions of people all the time

>>211633402
>fat with small tits

unacceptable. i'll go piggin but only if she's got DD's or bigger

>tfw tittyfucked a girl with size G tits

Is it just me or is it like almost /brit/ level of activity right now

>>211633668
What’s his plan?

>>211633658
Yeah but I'm assuming the guy I'm replying to is a weekend daniel boone larper who "travels light"

>>211633668
I love bunnies, I wish they weren't so scared of us

>>211633679
There is no way that's true
You're just confused about the definition of the word conversation, or have forgotten.

>>211633687
He’s still out there

>>211633618
I once went camping in minus -28C to photograph a lunar eclipse, very comfy. You simply aint built for these icy cold streets nigga!

>>211633701
This one was surprisingly unafraid

>>211633616
>>211633630
Do you think it was really drugs, or did Elon see what he thought was a policy unpopular enough that he could usurp Trump's popularity and become the rights new Best Boy

>>211633706
what i mean is a continuous back and forward that's more than a few seconds

>>211633728
Perhaps both

>>211633699
I live in the boonies, middle of nowhere on a river, and sometimes I go to Mexico

>>211633668
>>211633694
invasive species in your state btw

>>211633671
Unless you live somewhere in far nothern alaska I can practically guarantee I spend more time outdoors than you that's why I care about this. I'm sick of you brown suburb people coming and throwing trash and stacking rocks where I spend most of my time

>>211633761
They wrastlin
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=VUWS8rlNfpE&pp=ygUOUmFiYml0cyBib3hpbmc%3D

>>211633766
I don’t see too many, they are okay

Brutal violence

>>211633872
Cunnnnnnnnny please nooooooooooo~!

We love you both so much. Stop fighting please.

>>211634312
they are friends