Thread 211635662

Leviathan edition

>>211635662 (OP)
What's this from?

>>211635662 (OP)
Not as great a book as I expected

>>211635720
from a book

Why is an american making the british general? Also let ireland be free and apologize to Scotland.

>>211635720
Thomas Hobbes, The Leviathan
>>211635707
Atracted and disgusted at the same time

>>211635707
Shes a pornstar

>>211635720
Thomas Hobbes’ Leviathan (1651)

>>211635750
Americans are VIPs in /brit/

sucking a poo barm

>>211636779
you eat a poo barm you don't suck it retard

>>211636795
I am the sovereign

You suffer in Britain.
I suffer in Japan.

Female poo

>>211637081
you cannot suffer in japan

Feeling hollowed out after the poo I just had.

>>211635662 (OP)
imagine being angloid, their king got killed by french normans, being servants to dark eyes and haired nobles for over centuries. one day, a ginger european found huge empty lands, yuropean moved en masse. however these angloids, hated goverments for not recognizing their schizo cult. they escaped to america, found empty lands, built houses and business, years later, they larped as aristocrat and had their family crests. years and years later, they had their own """aristocrat""" system called WASP and Southern Gentry, pretending they were equivalent of british lords and ladies, they had gala parties, acted like british nobles (despite having peasant aura)

>>211639485
youre brown

>>211639485
don't think the normans looked particularly different than the anglo-saxons or else they'd have been drawn differently in the bayeux tapestry

>>211635707
she got with the half man from two and half men then?

Been sort of restless having somewhat lucid dreams about being obsessed with a red haired prostitute with a fat delicious arse and wanting to book her out for 3 full days of all day fucking in a bordello (that in my dream looked like a cosy little cottage). Just wanted to shag her, eat her pussy, lick her arsehole, grab her tits, just a fully horny dream

Woken up now and realising that fantasy probably won't happen now

Y'all Klan?

Round round get around I get around
Get around round round I get around

RIP Brian Wilson

>>211640425
*sings tenor for you*

Fuck it's real.

>>211640440
someone slowpoke this cunt

>>211639485
You're brown lol

>>211640517
Racist

Might go for a Wetherspoons breakfast and a pint of Stella at half 8 in the morning

>>211640493
I do like the fact that high-waisted panties/bikinis are popular again. The 2000s and 2010s were dreadful in regards to swimsuit styles. Everything was low cut. Looked ugly.

Dr William Luther Pierce

White people be like I have Pet Sounds on vinyl

>>211640598
Broken record

Rape

who do you think you are?

>>211640400
Oh but I do

>>211640626
Didn't happen

>>211640603
Isn't that an escort site?

>>211640643
dunno

4chan is gonna be banned :(

>>211639500
>>211640517
your elites and nobles are descendant of brown people (french), how do you cope? even browns (like sunak) are leading your cunts

>>211639649
just see average french and wasp (as they think they're pure angloids)

how many people do you reckon vince gilligan inadvertently killed when he gave tens of millions of people the idea of making ricin

>>211640679
Normans were Vikings retard.

The wanked.

>>211640727
History ignorant mong.

>>211640727
vikings are brown

think i fapped 5 times today. just kind of happened that way. found some good wank material and just shot up some test yesterday so i can go endlessly if it werent for my heart. doing a number on the old willard tho

Might update my CV lads

>>211640679
mate that drawing on the left was clearly done hundreds of years after these dudes had died

contemporary self-portraits of the normans have a mixture of blonde red and black/brown hair

>>211640787
hr roasties reading your curriculum vitae

who put a rupiah in the indonesian

(who, who, who, who)

>>211640797
I'll put in films and TV as a hobby, that might impress them

>>211640790
all browns, only angloids are white. trust wasp """aristocrats""" and founding fathers

>>211640797
looks like there is a small willy in the thumbnail

Im irish

>>211640833
she has a penis
https://www.instagram.com/gilticus/

>>211640825
they had banter back then as well you know

>>211640835
that's not very lucky is it

Somali physiognomy is fascinating. Bahima disease does a number on these people

>>211640870
Huba

>>211640853
their banter was just hating aristocrats while larping as one of them, of course they were just servants and peasants before moving to new world

it looms

I’m only transphobic to the ones that don’t pass
Im accepting towards the pretty ones because I want them to slob my knob

helen skelton gf

>>211640888
get a clue nitwit

>>211640963
saar we wuz aristocrats and sheeittt saar

*Squishes grapes between my toes*

>>211641007
in serious need of a clue asap

Someone order a clue?

today's pollen

*snorts a line of pollen*

watching plus sized park hoppers to remind myself how disgusting americans are

It's Thursday. Nearly the end of the work week. Power through to the other side. Have a shave. Get your haircut. Wash your penis. Stop drinking fizzy drinks. Stop eating junk food. Stop watching porn. Stop spending so much time on the internet. Stop going to bed so late. Read more. Exercise more. Get a green tea in you. A walk. Fresh air. Sun. The gears turning. The muscles pumping. The blood flowing. The computer off. A language learned. A hobby enjoyed. An instrument played. A clue gained.

>>211641115
>VH

>>211641018
thank you for your service, cute québécoise *siiiip*

did one of you make a post on /pol/ inspired by my vintage wank

Pollen raped me so bad this year I had to walk around with a painters mask on outside

This Pakistani owned phone and vape shop still sells disposable vapes the old fashioned way

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I should poo before I get to work

Nordics are the most noble race.

Get the small boats ON our shores
Get the migrants IN our women

anyone here enjoy the taste of poo?

sucking two eggs

Saw a pigeon with a stick
Cunt thinks they're a dog

Migrants' bellies full.
Migrants' bollocks empty.

pollenberg got me on lockdown

>>211641391
you mean those dogs think they building a nest lmaoooo dumb dogs

Luv my pensioners frozen
Luv my migrants pampered
Luv my timmies euthanized
Luv my katies stretched

>>211641407
Nesting birds are a myth
Like the female orgasm

Get the migrants fed
Get the migrants washed
Get the migrants medically checked
Get the migrants housed
Get the migrants shagged
Get the migrants paid

keep thinking its friday ffs

my post on /fit/ is poppin!

thinking about doing sex on the missus

dogs fetch sticks because the humans a thousand years ago who tamed them needed a ton of fire wood

>>211641161
alri bordain

>>211641486
chat, is this true?

>>211635662 (OP)
I wanna date women but it's been 2 years since I dated anyone and 1 year since I had sex with a stripper. Not sure if women my age are interested in anything other than money

Sabrina carpenter needs to stop slutting herself out 24/7

>>211641500
chatgpt, is this poo

reading about anons coping with hair loss

>>211641586
If I wanted to browse X, I would browse X

Lifting for Albion

Deport them all

>>211641586
she needs to play m3gan in the musical version of m3gan

ChatGPT cook me up an incel type post

>>211641609
Stoned.

>you should date women when your young
>Meanwhile women my age are all whores or fake
>Won't go star gazing or to the park

>>211641656
maybe you’re pretentious and boring?

>>211641598
Are you quoting Johnny Sack?

why do women cum if they dont produce semen

Hahha he’s such a joker love him aha

>>211641691
I mean i wanna just talk about real topics I like looking at animals or have coffee in the park

>>211641608
Based

Grindr has been deleted
Im not gay I never I was, just confused

>>211641724
wtf i love palantir now?

remember when women were the stable ones who only wanted security and to raise children and get married, now they all have the 'well actually some girls just want to have sex like men do' very grim, preferred women when they were innocent soft creatures not relentless whores

>>211641724
He’s so retarded it’s spelt Usher not not Usha

>>211641809
>when they were innocent soft creatures not relentless whores
sweet old gran? she took it
now you know

smells like /britfeel/ in here

I've arsed up me life

My dog has no personality he’s so boring

>>211641837
U know they had the whole cabin smelling like her unwashed acidic pussy with how many kids our grannies had

I don't have friends so I used to drink coffee alone in the park read my book but now i don't live near a park now I walk around the neighborhood and cry

Nipping off to Zurich anyone want owt?

Just fapped then flossed my teeth but a little leftover cum got on the floss so o accidentally got the cum in my mouth

just fapped and slipped and fell during climax and came in my mouth so o accidentally got the cum in my mouth

went on a date with a girl who was so easy to get along with, was genuinely funny (not just woman funny) and fun to spend the evening with but i just didn't find her that attractive. she wasnt ugly or anything but she lacked that sex appeal where you spend all evening wondering what she looks like naked and how good the sex could be

>>211641937
Get her wed and bred

>>211641937
Anon finds a friend and is confused

My American ballsack in your British mouth

Don’t even understand how you people get to the point where you’re going on dates and that’s normal to you

Fucks sake just caved and had a sixth count it SIXTH wank of the day, well I guess sixth wank of my waking period. I seriously have a problem at this point

I’d put it in her taco.

>>211641985
I've been on dates with 11 women and haven't found a gf

>>211641985
you live in an era where its never been easier to go on dates, you literally only need 4 or 5 pictures and a mobile app

>>211641998
>11 dates
That’s insane to me

>>211641985
Yeah society loves to have a pile of rejects like us that they never teach how to do this stuff then get mad at us about it

>>211641862
that's not nice :/

>>211642017
what do you possibly need teaching

211642039
There they go again

>>211641985
ok thanks for letting us know what you dont understand

Haven't had a date in a while but I gave up on life since I lost my car and don't have a job. I mean i was stood up on my last date

Observations in Biomass, 12/06/2025:

Saw some ugly bald Arab jabbering into his phone on loudspeaker on the way to work. Their Semitic speech is so ugly.

>>211642071
Boxer.

Where the bitches at!
3am im turnt!

>>211642090
I been stood up 3 times on dates each and the last one I crashed out I kind of grabbed a thing of napkins and threw a cup on the floor

>>211642107
Not fair to the staff is it mate

https://vocaroo.com/173ZahR2I76w
would you bop your head to this

*strips completely naked and puts my legs back near my head and starts spinning around in circles as I suck my own willy*

>>211642119
I was just angry because I thought someone would actually like me

How do I heal severe chafing and irritation on my penis

>>211642187
a healing poo balm will do the trick

Nice

Gn /brit/

>>211642134
its a banger what are you using for the synths?

Everybody’s gone surfing
Surfin’ poo SA

it thursday

>>211642275
serum with portamento

Wonder what it feels like to kill someone

>>211642441
Surviving. Survivor.

>>211642081
>blud can’t drive
LOL

>>211642492
Machine?

>>211642593
Yet you get punched on your head.

>>211642556
It's like a machine with one button that outputs a perfectly cooked patty. The hardest part is assembling it.

This is how I know these people have never actually worked.

another day with no 4chan ban

>>211642612
Bible.

doing this fucking javascript module quiz thing for work for mandatory training is there any way to make this bastard faster
fora fucking hospitality job as well

searching my room for my wank bottle

>>211642134
deano would love this

>>211642627
binble?

another bad dream about exams, i left school 10 years ago

>>211642672
we are literally traumatised by schooling

>>211642672
Be patient.

>>211642672
grow up you fucking loser

>>211642672
dreamt I had a parrot on my chest, very cool guy

in bed
debating a wank

15 degrees fmgiltbqhwymf

>>211642736
Subtle.

he love food

when did diversity stop being our strength

>>211642809
1066

It's a seaside life for me

I can tell from the gurgling within my bowels that the poo I’m about to take will not only be sloppy and splattery, but noisy and gassy as well.

love me mates on 4chan dot org slash int slash brit

second poo of the day

>>211642866
how have you fired off 2 before mid day

she wants a working class man from barnstaple

>>211642873
hehe green hill zone... what a song

>>211642878
usually a poo a day man but sometimes it happens, first poo was recorded at 05:45

a wank a day keeps the gf away

>>211642907
it not right
still enough hours in the day for a potential trio

A poo a day helps you work rest and play.

>>211642934
One day I decided to try to have a complete day without pooing. I was quite shaken. I was quite disturbed.

got the hot fuss on

>>211642921
women hate sexual men

I'm very timid, shy and unassertive so I will never have sex and will die a virgin.

Naughty naughty boys posting on the dangerous far right website. You all should have to show me your bums and I'll choose the naughtiest one to spank!

>>211642970
just lose your ego bro

>>211642970
do you have a nice arse

>>211642779
scoobydem heard that katy's coming over

any autistic yet functional man in?

Come home brit boi

>>211643020
at the moment :)

>>211643036
you are gay asf

>>211643017
Howling at this

3 chocolate digestives for breakfast

Kai Schreiber spoke in-depth about her gender identity struggle - and a major role model in her life - in a new chat published Wednesday.

The 16-year-old model, who is the daughter of Hollywood stars Naomi Watts and Liev Schreiber, told Interview Magazine she has studied how people in the transgender community navigated stormy waters in the past.

Kai said she had struggled 'with gender identity from a young age' and 'always wanted to grow up and be a beautiful, glamorous, influential woman, like Marilyn' Monroe.

The daughter of the Ray Donovan star , 57, and two-time Oscar nominee, 56, named figures she found inspirational 'as a young trans girl' navigating life through turbulent times for the community.

'I'm always going to look up to the older generation of transgender people, especially in fashion,' Kai told the magazine.

'People like Alex Consani, Hunter Schafer, Hari Nef, Dara, Richie Shazam, Colin Jones, and so many more,' Kai said. 'It's so great that there's a strong community of us in the fashion world; it's really a doll takeover.'

studying nonwhites and their ways in my evil incel smelly childhood bedroom

had an imagination wank last night. just getting used to it for when porn is banned.

>>211643068
you need to study them in the wild

gf bought me one of those massive yeti tumblers that have a straw in. i feel like one of those instagram girls at the gym who record their workouts now

quite cool though, i make a big batch of iced tea and it stays cold for ages. very peng

>>211643048
And so are you. You talk about black dick 18 hours a day. Seek help.

>>211643069
What you going to do when that gets made into a thought crime?

>>211642628
>>211642666
>>211643061
Good morning heatherpaedo when can we expect the scat spam?

>>211643083
doing squats in front of the ol' iphone are you?

>>211643087
meditation wank

got an impregnation fetish me but dont actually want to be a parent

>>211643083
ur gf have a nice arse?

>>211643097
you hungry mate?

>>211643129
Yep

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sir school girl

>>211643126
how's your arse luv xx

got some important work to do today so don't distract me

Have you lads ever had spontaneous shagging on your couch, the kitchen surface or on the living room floor? Always see it in movies and maybe me and the gfberg are just boring but we always just use the bed for shagging since it makes the most sense.

this dog's face it's freaking me out a little bit

>>211643171
They're all owned by jews with ties to Israel

What happened to the normal porters why are there only actual depraved freaks ever posting on here?

>>211643173
mad that

So glad I grew up in a time before porn sites/streaming/torrenting were a thing. All zoomers nowadays are so sexually deranged it’s crazy.

>>211643197
its so bad even mousenonce left

God only knows what I’d be without poo

>>211643197
Driven away by said freaks mate. I can go days now without even coming here, it's all gone to shit.

>>211643214
you never left you just changed your gimmick

Got my bum out. Might stick a finger up there in a bit.

>>211643227
You’re on here every day mate

>>211643197
we're all over on reddit mate x

Zoomers won’t watch great movies if it says the N word

I would never send my kids to school if I had them
doubt the state will exist in the same way anyway

>>211643279
zoomers are fucked in the head

>>211643279
oh my days add it to the list of things to laugh at zoomer runts about

>>211643300
and in the bum they love it

Darren Jones will be the Prime Minister one day. Mark my words.

>>211643279
what is wrong with them

>>211643279
He looks so smooth
Time ravages us all

>>211643341
I have a feeling that man is not a virgin

>>211643197
Probably on shift working at the hospital I expect.

>>211643279
>saddest thing in life is wasted talent
funny considering what happened to the actor who plays c

quarter to 10

>>211641115
snotty timmies x

>>211643370
>this move
fucked it

monitoring events in Ballymena closely in my evil incel smelly childhood bedroom

ate a full english brekkie before my flight to tenerife and spent the entire 4 hour journey farting like a foul beast, usually a shameless type of fella but must admit i did feel some shame this time around

>>211643370
Calling your girlfriends brother a nigger is hardly a micro aggression is it

>>211643368
Yeah, and this guy isn't really a good son probably.

66.2kg, me

I miss my granddad lads :(

If your granddad is still alive and he’s a nice bloke give him a ring today or go over and chat to him

>>211643454
whats evil about it lad

>>211643472
who took the picture?

>>211643484
he genuinely died two months ago and my other granddad died about 25 years ago

>>211643484
>I miss my granddad lads :(

Well that's the cheap shitty moonpig card sent off to dadbergs house for sunday

>>211643502
Sorry to hear that lad :( were they good granddads?
>>211643518
Give your granddad a hug if he’s still with us sinisterbradlad

both my grandads died before I was born

only male role model I had was my autistic dad who divorced my mum when I was 2, presumably after 2 years of yelling, door-slamming and general insanity from my nutter mum (who I was left to live with). Explains a lot really.

>>211643484
The NHS killed my granddad

>>211643482
I'm like 52kg

>>211643484
Mine died when I was really young so don't really have memories of him aside from him being ill, other one on dad's side I know nothing about because they were on such bad terms

grandad's long gone. probably for the best, don't reckon he'd be too happy with the way things are these days

Absolutely hilarious all these news stories about people being scammed by fraudsters literally only ever happens to retarded boomers you never see a young person on there

>>211643561
Which of the bottom twinks getting posted is you?

>>211643576
still creasing at this

Not trying to sound like a pick-me, but I can fully understand why such a large portion of women despise men. A lot of us are monsters.

>>211643601
still in utter disbelief this woman still fell for this even after her daughter saw the images and told her it was fake

>>211643604
Can say the same about women though, a lot of them are absolute cunts.

status effects don't work on bosses

>>211643577
if you pay for a hotel room you might find out :3

>>211643604
Agreed. Just look at this thread, would you want to date half of the ghouls that post this sort of shit and have these sort of thoughts. And the lads in this thread are the quiet little meek ones, then you have the rapists, the violent ones, the mentally abusive ones. Men are pretty shit to women overall.

Off to a big gay teams meeting for an hour

shagged more willies than youve had hot dinners sunshine

>>211643488
One of his many dads I reckon

>>211643660
but i've had a hot dinner almost every day for the past 23 years

>>211643604
Yeah but then they end up with a violent bloke with a prison record and an ex who has a restraining order on him

weird how women's nipples are the same as men's nipples but just bigger

>>211643660
I've got a hot dinner for you then
*unzip*

>>211643683
makes that gay lad's performance that much more impressive

How about a hot lunch

get it made

>>211643718
no

>>211643734
>>211643734
>>211643734

>>211643648
Exactamente