Thread 211643734

Horse edish

14 porcelain
14 onyx

it not right it just not right

*dances at the club*

ahmedabad more like ahmedabad pilot LOL

>>211643744
1 bullet
Ends it
Do it today

>>211643767
That's a dogshit spaki zinger

>>211643764
RIP Pajeet
May you be replaced 10 fold

Man are such shits to women that we've managed to gaslight millions of them into accepting us as one of their own just by simply donning a wig and some lippy, and they will fiercely defend us against any women who disagree.

>>211643764
>headed to the UK
Rorke whooping and cheering in his smelly childhood bedroom making the council house ceiling rumble a bit of plaster fall in his mum’s cup of tea downstairs

Right who is buying these terrible fathers day cards? Imagine getting this shite through the letter box.

I'm an alcoholic

>>211643764
don’t care because they don’t look like me

>>211643777
;)

>>211643801
Stop replying to your own posts, cheers.

>>211643766
Lol

>>211643764
>boeing
>jeet pilots

expected

>another Boeing

Airbus chads can’t stop winning

>>211643797
You're festive, that's all.

replaced the thermostatic valve on my mixer shower all by myself like a big boy

>>211643764
should have stuck to riding elephants

corrrr all this breakkie leftovers from toby carvery for 3 quid off that too good to go app
no complaints

another day of waking up an hour late for work and nobody noticing

I hold Boeing shares because I thought they bottomed out and expected them to recover...

>>211643764
>*consults the map*
Wait a second why the hell isn't it brown

>>211643872
>bottomed

hate this fucking gamw how is that a yellow clcik its clearly my inventory um yeh wellw agtwver

>>211643872
>Boeing shares
>not expecting them to crash

new motherboard has DDR5 slots but my ram is DDR4 so now I've got to spend another hundred quid on ram

>>211643869
I start at 9am and woke up at 9:15 today.

Rushed to work as fast as I could to make it for the 10am meeting, but when I got there (10:04) the office was empty. Checked my calendar and the meeting was cancelled.

Nothing else in my calendar today. Might as well do /brit/toil instead.

>>211643764
funnily enough it was a flight to uk. don't worry we'll bring more brothers, one plane doesn't change much even if they're all dead.

>>211643764
>Getting on a plane in 3 hours
Deary me please don't be a Boeing.

>infernal chad
dam i didn't know mousey had it like that

>>211643904
i rammed my DD into your mum's R4

>>211643882
TOBY!!!!!!!
*jumps on you and gives you a massive hug*

I live in a basement flat near a school so I get a right show around 3PM just knickers and bum cheeks and gussets the lot :)

>>>/pol/507080956
what was the pilot thinking?

Buttered poo barn for brekkie

um

No need to take a shower before a Boeing flight
You'll get the chance to wash up on shore

ofcom wont like that one

>>211643938
probably something like 'my engines are broken and i'm about to die'.

*enters the thread*

>>211643938
Bluetick OSINT analysts asking the big questions.

>>211643938
looks like engine failure to me (no idea what engine failure looks like)

retards love their ai shite

I'm an internet expert in these matters and I'm 100% sure that's a bird strike leading to total engine failure. Case closed.

>>211643938
CRASHING THIS PLANE
WITH NO SURVIVORS

>>211643938
What a bloody benchooood

working relentlessly in my evil incel smelly childhood bedroom to establish the race and gender of the pilot

>>211643875
yeah but it was goong to land in Birmingham

how mind-fucked do you have to be to cheer on the deaths of >200 people? you people are beyond help.

mad how more that 200 indians have been born since that plane crashed

>>211644019
It was a white man, rorke.

>>211644029
All of them
Imported, HFW
Now

>>211644022
>people

>>211642492
I can drive. I saw him when I parked up.

>>211643764
TID

Not cheering but rather indifferent desu

>>211643938
BOEING LISTEN TO QA
BOEING I BEG YOU
BOEING YOU ARE BREAKING THE PLANE

>>211643764
>on the way to London
Oh no...

>wtf how did the plane blow up did it land on a petrol station
love how retarded people are

>>211643796
Someone, presumably

On a more sombre note, Poundland's just been bought by the Yanks
It's like 1776 all over again

Mad ting crashing minutes after takeoff. Not only is everyone on board obviously dead but it’s basically also a massive bomb because of the full tanks of fuel. Long flight as well so must have been really full. Crazy.

>>211644123
And in the middle of a dense city

>>211644123
landed in a residential area. literally the worst case scenario short of crashing into a hospital.

>>211644117
They better not ruin the outstanding quality of Poundland...

>>211644131
Yeah. Gonna be over 100 more dead on the ground I imagine. It’s so bizarre it must have been deliberate.
>>211644135
Yeah absolutely grim stuff. Poor people

>>211644135
think crashing into my house would be worse because thats where i live

lel

>>211644158
depends. you may be out on an /incelwalk/ when the crash happens

imagine if it crashed into a school and somebody would have to see all those naked dead kids

>>211644155
defo not deliberate you can see him trying to get the nose back up but i guess the engine was kill and the rest was gg

boeing will probably just blame some random jeet engineer for not servicing it properly

Saar! Do not redeem the altitude! Do not redeem the landing gear bloody bhenchod!

rewatching season one of Futurama and it hasn't aged well at all

bit odd how jewish people are incredibly nationalistic, but are pretty much all mutted by Europeans and Arabs
it's like if English nationalists in 1000 years time all looked like Indian-Chinese hybrids and hadn't actually lived in England since the Anglo revolt of 2167AD

test

>>211644169
yeh thats true but then i wouldnt have my smelly incel childhood bedroom to come back to

>>211644186
Why they gotta be naked though?

>>211644197
How so

>>211644205
it would be a fresh start x

some good reaction pic content on this training module

>>211644117
>it was owned hy the poles before that
what the FUCK

are there other secretly polish companies operating in the UK?

>>211644196
where's the poo?

i will keep on dancing in the pink pony club

>>211644193
Too pathetic. I guess that is it. Huh?

>>211644227
reddit humour

>>211644234
don't you worry about that mate

Do Indians shit on the pearly gates as they pass through?

>>211644234
Bargain Buys

Get the head shaved
Get the scalp exfoliated

>>211643875
>where is thailand
???

a girl let me kiss her last night

>>211643734 (OP)
good edition

>>211644200
King Arthur, if he ever existed, was three massive migratory invasions ago and Brits still claim him.

leftypol innovation

>>211644250
in what sense?

>>211644263
Indians don’t have souls.

>>211644234
InPost, for one.

Add. You too.

>>211644275
'orseberge

Sign.

>>211644277
can feel the video essay eminating from this post

>>211644234
InPost is Polish

shitting a poo nigger out me arse

>>211644302
handsome lad

can tell mumberg is annoyed with me but dunno why
fuck my fucking chungus life i am a grown man and still living with this shit

Watching the Overlap and imagining I’m bantering with all the lads, dapping with Wrighty, taking the mick out of Gary with Carra and laughing along as Keano rolls his eyes at us

just because I'm a virgin doesn't mean I'm a bad person

>>211644348
very, would give him an apple

>>211644384
granted, though I myself am a virgin and an absolutely horrible person

>>211644367
Maybe because her unemployed smelly adult son is still living in her house in the same bedroom he’s had since he was a kid and not letting her get on with her own life

2nd poo of the day just now. was a sweaty one too, fuck me.

/brit/ is the unfiltered subconscious of literally 70% of the population. love it. you read the truth - "i don't care if they die because they are brown". this is what everyone is thinking.

>>211644399
yeah?

raining cats and dogs outside, very comfy

>>211644384
ethically? sure, maybe you're not a bad person.
qualitatively? you're bad. low quality person. not worth much at all.

>>211644278
electric bottle openers have been around for decades, cody. he's just using the soylet bottle for the demo.

>>211644424
Safe.

>>211644434
>qualitatively? you're bad. low quality person. not worth much at all.
how so

>>211644434
>I dont know you, and I dont care to know you

>>211644424
big bruv can't allow this to go on

SHE WAS 25 YOU SICK FUCK

incels are inherently evil scum. put them in camps and work them all to death i say

mad how at one point in time the biggest ethnic conflict in this country was between anglos and danes / anglo-danes

raise the age of consent to 35 years old

>>211644452
Khawal.

Didn’t wipe my smelly hairy 39-year-old arse yesterday and now my whole bedroom smells of poo and I have skid marks in my undies

>>211644367
Inseminate her sigmoid colon and she won't say boo

>>211644486
white people are nasty

>>211644463
>M

>>211644459
fuck the danes tbqh

>>211644445
>>211644449
because he's unable to obtain sex. it's a defining characteristic of a failed man. the system is working and his weak genes are being filtered away.

Kys.

>>211644463
don't get why the non-sensitive parts are censored

hmm... tastez like dirt!

>>211643910
I mean for this, like I have teams on my phone so I can check shit like this.
Also, if you're in the office on your own perfect time to work on something to get you out of that grind.
I wouldn't waste that time shit posting on here

>>211644463
Yup, that's a bloke

Give me a you.

>>211644509
>the system is working
The Woke system

>>211644449
I've been better.

Fuck is that?

dont like trannies but ill consider hunter schafer a female cause at least he put the effort in you know

i bet period shits feel great

dark chocolate nibbas be like
>>211644519

>>211644561
would you shag his bum?

Fuck me.

Weight loss had stagnated for about a week and I didn't know why. Then out of nowhere I did the largest poo ever, like so much poo that I couldn't see the water in the toilet anymore and i was the toilet for half an hour just squeezing out more and more poo
Next day, 2lbs lighter, funny that

>>211644538
all three of my eyes are wide open my friend.

>>211644434
that's true but my willy is quite big though. shame i can't donate it to a dicklet sex haver.

Khawal v kalb.

Meanwhile, in Brit/pol/
>>>/pol/507082313

>>211644561
I figure why make the poor mad bastards' lives harder than they already are

Howdy chaps I'm fucking insane

too soon bruh

Awful bored lads so I am have the day off work but not much to do and I've already had a morning wank so just twiddling my thumbs at the moment x

Fat v stoned.

is it possible to lose weight at a reasonable pace by simply eating one small meal a day but not bothering with the exercise stuff? i'm disciplined enough to manage 1 of the 2 things but i'm too lazy to exercise as well as go on a big calorie deficit

>>211644589
change of diet that mate. losing weight myself and gone from being a 3-4 poo a day man to a 5-6 poo a week man. done some absolute toilet blockers in the last few months

>>211644561
>>211644620
they should all be killed

>>211644645
play them video games

>>211644521
work phone or afe you letting your company spy on your private phone with intune and such ?

always thought i was some sort of dysgenic freak because i'm not constantly thinking about shagging or desperate for a wank

There is literally no biological female who looks more like Zelda than Hunter Schafer does and Rorke is still throwing an adult hissy fit temper tantrum about it lol

>>211644663
Yeah alri Joanne written any detective novels recently

stink the poop

>weighed myself this morning
>66kg bang on (145Ibs) down from 78kg last September
>still have rolls of belly fat when I sit down and no thigh gap
Thought I'd have visible abs by this point

must be mad to die. one minute you're thinking about what you're going to have for dinner and the next everything is gone.

>>211644686
His name's Link mate. Zelda is the princess. Common mistake.

Sandwich.

>>211644654
yes
diet = 80% of weight loss

Mad how TERF Island is real and there is a demonstrable difference in the political discourse, particularly within feminism, between the UK ajnd other western and English-speaking nations

Sneed

so if get into 10k debt and get a debt relief order it just all goes away and the only consequence is I don’t get a credit card for like 5 years? Seriously?

>>211644749
yeah

>>211644731
>literally just people living their own lives
why can't they do that in the gender they were born as

Nice glasses.

>>211644731
trannies actually believe this

>>211644749
just remember that taking out credit with no intention to pay is a criminal offence (fraud)

>>211644653
Yes, exercise is occasionally helpful but generally unnecessary for weight loss.

In fact this whole association of weight loss and exercise pretty much all comes from studies and campaigns funded by Coca Cola and fast food companies aggressively trying to shift the obesity narrative from their products to something that won't harm their business.

Bloodborne was an incredible videogame

>>211644765
Hope you find out you're intersex

>>211644765
why does it bother you schizo, who the fuck cares, you a virgin or summat?

>>211644774
yes they are ugly

What exactly was the significance of the Queen dying? It seemed like a big deal but what changed?

The Elizabeth Line is peng with it's air con and smooth as butter ride experience

love stuffing my fat face

>>211644765
So they can gain access to women's toilets and changing rooms and live their own lives with their own sweaty cock and balls hanging free in there among the women and girls.

>>211644803
Too sunny I am gonna die.

>>211644774
trannies are just the leftist version of right wing incels

>>211644792
yeah it's peng x

The Sir Captain Tom overground tram line

>>211644793
nobody is intersex

>>211644817
you are worse than the belgian spammer, heathermong, and mousenonce.

and you were exposed in the post IDs thread, don't forget.

I wonder when the last thread was where Rorke didn’t have a melty over trannies

>>211644774
Just find it interesting that its almost exclusively beta males
You won't see henry cavill types in a dress will you
Deeply curious stuff

pizza for brekky

>>211644634
not even funny

>>211643734 (OP)
Guys..


You can't post pictures of me online
I'm a horse give me some privacy

no gymtoil today. got to rest up havent i?

>>211644794
I don't care at all. I'm just posing the question.
How come trannies in Thailand and Samoa can be happy just dressing up as women and calling themselves 'the third gender?
It feels like western trannoids are much more demanding and militant. They demand to be called women when they're not. They demand to have their dicks chopped off (trannies in Asia keep their dicks)

alright I'm off, see you later lads x

>>211644826
https://youtube.com/watch?v=NDfYsf0EimE

>>211644843
Bro we have American troops locking down 1/10 our population by people who push that meme.

>>211644853
thank mate. will tune in tomorrow for the next thrilling instalment

>>211644783
How do you prove that thoigh

>>211644873
yes, 'British'

>>211644853
I go to the gym everyday

>>211644873
>british nationals
means nothing these days, bet they were indian to their very core

>>211644868
see you mate, have a nice day

>>211644874
tomorrow will be gymtoil. Just a sneak peek

grandads got on 4chan again

What?

>>211644853
ktim tomorrow

7 portguese lmao

I wager that these Oceanic trannoids are happier than western trannoids
The whole cutting your dick off and turning it into a fake vagina think is a a whim of capricious western trannoids

>>211644909
a fucking LEAF

>>211644909
>>211644920
not funny
>>211644918
who cares

Just wanking, matw.

>>211644918
there's so many other things in the world to care about and you choose mentally ill trannies to focus on you fucking bellend

Western trannoids are capricious

>>211644796
Nothing much changed. The Queen was succeeded by her son, King Charles III.

The UK should get rid of the monarchy. We could have an elected head of state instead. But a lot of Brits aren't ready for that conversation.

>>211644867
What are these weird edits all over the graphic all about

>>211644909
Portugal has a lot of Indians as well. We both colonised India.

Really don't like my parents

What’ll it be then?

>>211644943
Saves him from focussing on his other interests such as paedophilia or scat porn spam

omg you have an opinion about something? thats fucking stupid. you should be unserious and afraid to have any convictions about anything your entire life like me

>>211644943
you're wrong, I don't care, this is my first time posting about trannoids. They don't interest me and have no effect on my life.
I'm just calling a spade a spade.

>>211644963
Back to Karachi with you

>>211644983
failure to win an election against the widely despised tories please bossman

>>211644990
put a sock in it heatherpaedophile

bet the pakistanis shot it down

>>211644983
>double bacon
he can't keep getting away with it

arise SIR Sadiq Khan

>>211645009
just remembered their little conflict. that was a whole load of fuckin nothing.

sad dick cunt

>>211645018
it's just two slices of bacon, which in any other place would just be "bacon"
bacon stinks anyway

Sir ULEZ charge

>>211645019
Rorke weeping

>>211645019
i swear most adults can't get down on one knee because of being fat or having arthritis so they have these little stools even at knighting omdzzzz

>>211645046
so is leftypol

>>211645021
mad how there's absolutely no way to know what actually happened because a cavalcade of mad jeets started posting demented shit about it

heathermong doesn't normally talk about trans. they're not one of his topics of interest
he's allowed to give his two cents' worth if he wants

>>211645021
um not really its quite significant historically and geopoliticaly

Is doing bodyweight exercises and dumbbell curls in my smelly bedroom the same as going to the gym

>>211645092
no

outgrown this place but i cant stop posting

room smells of cockpong

the reason I don't normally talk about trans is a) they don't interest me at all and b) they're attention seekers who want us to always be talking about them

>>211645059
the stool is a traditional part of the ceremony rorke

>>211645106
Here’s a (You) to keep you hooked

>>211645076
put a sock in it heatherpaedo

>>211645092
yes

>>211645109
That's because you're not circumcised and dirty

>>211643764
Boeing please do not redeem AoA firmware update saar it blocks bobs and vagene on info panel

>>211644909
>>211644968
The Indian region of Goa was colonised by the Portuguese

The vindaloo curry comes from Goa and its name derives from a Portuguese dish, "carne de vinha d'alhos"

Portugal's last prime minister (pic related) has Goan ancestry which is why his skin is darker compared to most Portuguese people

Rorke singing Here I Am Lord but only the God bits

American men's never stink of cockpong because they're circumcised unlike disgusting European beasts

half way to christmas lads x

>>211645135
m

need to do something with my life

>>211645160
dangerous and downright stupid

>trying to play video games again for the first time since I was ~18 or so
>playing TF2 because I use to be good at it
>am now absolutely dogshit and getting demolished by everyone
>try to interact in the chat and VoIP and get told to "shut the fuck up"
>sent a message to an old friend asking if he wanted to play for old time sake and he immediately unadded me

>>211645154
think about the smell of men's cocks a lot do you mate?

>>211645006
Not an argument

>>211645144
Portugal had a Rishi Sunak before us. Truly our oldest and greatest allies.

Goan people are repulsive

>>211645172
Get a female voice filter

>>211645191
Ugly tranny

>>211645172
*gives you a hug*

>>211645180
My sister went there on holiday with some mates from uni and apparently the local blokes just stand on the beaches staring at the female tourists and some even wank from a distance while watching them. Mental.

will be wanking to that webm

Elon Musk's genes must be defective if one of his sons decided to chop his dick off

>>211645204
theyre a girl

>>211644135
um

a jew named israel was prime minister of the uk in the 19th century
not even the us has been so bold as to make a jew the president
sure the government is controlled by them but the president has always been a gentile

>>211645172
>>sent a message to an old friend asking if he wanted to play for old time sake and he immediately unadded me

>>211645210
Are you and your sister Irish diaspora? It's fine if you are

>>211645229
what's a doctors hostel i dont understand this concept

>>211645229
>doctors hostel
?

>>211645220
true true
hope advances in genetic science mean they all sue him for giving them autism

>>211645172
video games are soulless compared to what they use to be

>>211645242
>>211645244
it's a hostel for doctors

I don't need to know that about Elon's son to know that Elon's genes are defective

>>211645110
Do you think getting addicted to interracial porn was the biggest mistake of your life?

>>211645220
if you have 12 children in the modern day west one of them is going to be gay or a drug addict or disabled or have some major malfunction
doesn't matter if you're the richest man in the world or the poorest man in the world

>>211645241
Great grandparents were Irish. Why?

ummy ummy ummy ~~

>>211645244
dormitories where doctors lived
50-60 of them were there
All suspected dead now

>>211645191
Whenever this webm is posted I like to watch the mum's face and look for the exact moment she breaks into a natural smile and laughs.

Obviously the kid laughing is goofy and fun but it's easy to laugh like that when you're a kid. But it's much less common as an adult. She's just looking at her kid cracking up and can't help but smile herself.

>>211645262
BMWF porn has 800 billion combined views

>>211645266
>if you have 4 kids one of them will be indian

new
>>211645293

>>211645266
because of the woke mind virus

>>211645271
Ah, that's why she was drawn to Goa

>>211645285
made me rewatch it to notice that and it was very cute :D

Leftypol suing the IVF clinic because his dad-mum is actually his mum-mum because the nurse got confused and pulled out the wrong tube

>>211645285
haven't smiled like that in over a decade