Thread 211645293

Poundland edition

TID is beginning

saar I cannot redeem altitude

don't really like planes me it's mad how you can just die like that

giwtwm

>>211645293 (OP)
as a non-britisher: do you pay to be the pound-er or the pound-ee at these establishments?

>>211645293 (OP)
I don´t like Poundland because I am trans.

bmwf has 800 billion combined views
it is you who is in the minority

apparently if you want to be healthy you shouldn't eat anything that wasn't invented 100 years ago

>>211645325
what's blud doing he thinks he's people

im definitely feeling bad for these "people" rn

>>211645331
yeah they were all so healthy back then they'd all die in their 30s

Had an argument with a middle aged woman and her kids earlier riding my scooter. Well, the argument was with the woman, not her kids. I was on the pavement and she said “that’s not safe” and I was in a terrible mood so said back “think I care about safety? My cock is smaller than your youngest child’s”, she said “ what’s that got to do with anything”. I went on as did she, then she said “think about children’s cocks a lot then do you?”. That’s when I realised this woman had no interest in an honest discussion and drove off, on the pavement still.

>>211645336
omds

At the job centre life’s a laugh
They give you free cash for your autograph

>>211645344
Grok is this real?

>>211645321
You pay a pound to receive a pound, that's how it works. It's a fragile, beautiful ecosystem.

>>211645331
That's like most Italian food.

>>211645358
An old Irish ditty

ts pmo

>>211645286
my question was do you think it's the biggest mistake of your life getting addicted to it though

it's completely upended every thought you have no?

>>211645325
So this is Rorke

can't stand all this ai shit

Unc started wearing a flatcap

business idea: pornstars making their eggs available for sale

>>211645344
Do more.

back from 'za delivery toil
someone gave me a cash tip and i almost didn't accept it because i believe tipping is toxic yank culture, but i took it so as not to be rude

Reckon they should have renamed Poundland to Dealz like we have here years ago.
Also does this mean Dealz is sold too or just Poundland? Like did Pepco jettison the Poundland brand but still own Dealz?

hehe

>>211645402
do you ever steal a slice

>>211645392
incredibly sinister post

the shagger mooch vs the incel walk

>>211645412
wouldn't dream of it, do you know how much it stinks having like 7 pizzas in your car at a time? god knows what kinds of toppings these people are ordering

what? you don't want to look at black mens' knobs? that's a bit weird

Mistake.

>>211645402
neek

why were the 00s so kino

>>211645405
Celtic people have a powerful attraction to brownoids. Too much iron in their blood, see

im addicted

*walks into /brit*

>>211645440
When?

>>211645445
Chat is this real?

>>211645440
Wonder what year this photo was taken

need to quit smoking weed, it's become too easy to start the day with a morning smoke, then a midmorning smoke, then I'm too high to do anything

Yeah.

>>211645436
only doing my part to make what i believe to be a better world lad (or at least fantasising about doing so)

>>211645466
2003/2004

>>211645445
Is this the only dance AI knows?

>>211645453
Does Paul Heyman still owe everyone money or has that been quietly forgotten?

>>211645472
I call that bold talk for a one-eyed fat man

>>211645482
If not now then when?

>>211645440
Do young 'uns even sit in such large groups like this any more?
Was always big groups in my day, but I imagine at least half of them are scrolling things alone in their room nowadays.

Videogames are never going to be as good as they were when I was a kid

>>211645472
Wouldn't even know where to buy weed, always seems like a humongous pain in the arse

>>211645482
Looks later

Getting on a plane in a few months time and now I'm worried about it considering all the plane crashes that keep happening

>>211645508
Guitar.

>>211645502
grow up

>>211645508
It's more likely you'll die in a car crash on the way to the airport lad x

>>211645502
Nah they're still pretty good

i dont know why the thought of plummeting to my death in an aeroplane terrifies me more than the much more likely scenario of dying of a debilitating disease that breaks me down over multiple years until my body becomes too weak to function

>>211645502
even though the graphics are better i find them all to suffer from massive amounts of bloat

>>211645482
Looks more late 00s

i like kissing and having sex with women

>>211645502
True.
I play a new game from 2020- and it's inevitably shit.
But I'll happily play any PS2 game.

>>211645528
based mind-put-at-easer

>>211645539
Bible.

>>211645539
no it doesn't, do you see any emo hair?

>>211645544
I’m 28 and never done either of those things

>>211645502
Trve

>>211645440
looks like a los campesinos fan club

people beep their car horns more nowadays. when i was young, no one did it.

I AM SNAIL

>>211645508
Air travel is literally the safest there is. It only makes the news because when a crash happens 200 people vanish in one go. Meanwhile, in the UK alone there were 1600 road fatalities last year. A crash like the one you saw today would need to happen seven more times in the next six months to match the number of road deaths there's been.

>>211645440
no smartphones or foreigners

>>211645557
should try it sometime lad, feels nice x

Peng.

>>211645557
Why not?
Seriously, it isn't difficult.
You'll be hampered from not making mistakes in your teens, but why not just do it?

>>211645557
i just kissed a girl last night, 4 or 5 times at once actually
im 26

they say aeroplanes are the safest way to travel but statistically lifts are orders of magnitudes safer

note: falling down a lift shaft does not count as traveling on the lift

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i'm 32 and never been on a plane, only ever left the country once for an old school friends stag do and we took a boat from hull to rotterdam

>>211645600
pov your an incel

>>211645600
nary ein pixelsharten

>348 days til GTA6
Get in lads!
Already booked the annual leave.

it's honestly the government's fault that i see an awful tragedy and think good that's 200 fewer indian immigrants

Dopamine.

>>211645603
you were the spergy gimp that tagged along but didnt really fit in

brits can get a flight to anywhere in europe for 5 dollars but choose to stay in their smelly bedroom

went to an escort once and as soon as i got out out of the shower she basically jumped on me and started passionately kissing me, even when i've been with women i didn't have to pay for sex i've never experienced that kind of passion and eagerness

>>211645615
kek that was my first thought as well

>>211645545
screaming

>>211645610
reckon its going to get delayed again if im being honest

>>211645603
It's nothing to write home about. Packed in like sardines, constant loud humming noise, dry air, no leg room in the majority of the seats, ears popping.

The airport however is a godlike, comfy experience.

>>211645440
Optimism about the future being better made everyone less miserable and more friendly.

>>211645622
bodied that spergy gimp

cant be arsed reading evola whats his gimmick?

>>211645505
most people who have smoked a while just have a dealer who will drop it to their house

Give me you.

>>211645623
been to Spain, Slovakia, France, and Poland in the last year and a bit actually m8

>>211645622
nah i was life of the party

got a new power board it has double the amount of slots as my previous one, very excited and thankful for this opportunity to be able to plug in four more electronic devices

>>211645339
the scrandemoo hahahaha

>>211645615
Biomass has no right to exist.

Google map.

got my tits and pussy out

>>211645623
Doesn't really matter where you are when you're a friendless anti-social schizoid

just shagged the uber driver

>>211645670
british people don't even look like that so i guess you admit you are inferior to those who do?

>>211645685
Bad imagination.

>>211645685
giz a suck x

>>211645690
this, I'll still be a loser incel in turkey

>>211645325
Would punt this vermin out of the building. And before any of you incel cat wankers get all arsey, you never leave your smelly bedrooms so you can cry about it all you want.

>>211645700
He's gonna rate you 1 star.

>>211645623
yeh but then you need 150 per night for accomodation and another 80 per day for travel and general expenses

cheap flights dont subsidize much

>>211645623
Deboard the plane, taxi to tourist destination, take some pics for the 'gram, taxi back to the airport, home in time for dinner.

She loves traveling. Oh the countries she's been to, the culture she's experienced. Much more wordly than you, you pleb.

my tank instalocked in ball im losing this game bro

Thank god for that

>190 days til Avatar 3
Wahey!
Almost time to get ready!

>>211645738
They love to lick our semen. Sooner or later.

mummy put an air freshener in my bedroom so it isn't smelly

What site do you lads use to book your holidays? Having a look at Jet2Holidays but just wondering if some other site might have better deals

>>211645728
You could do it if you planned it sensibly, a lot of European countries have far better public transport than we do - if you land early enough and leave late enough you could probably do a good 10-12 hours in a country for <£100 all in.

yanks forbidden from opening their windows as it causes their A/C to malfunction

>not a men
omds you just know the gaijins spammed her chat way back then

alri /brip/

>>211645764
2 hour waiting at the airport each way plus travel to and from doesn't sound like a good way to start/end a day trip

>>211645775
sometimes I do both

>>211645790
fuck u stupid

>>211645728
very telling that you never hear lefties talking about carbon footprint anymore. the one issue they actually had responsibility for and power to change but it was inconvenient

we need someone like based daddy trump to sort it all out

>>211645790
Give me you, bible.

>>211645764
It's performative nonsense. You cannot convince me anyone is enjoying 10 hours abroad when they know they have a flight to catch at the end of it all.

>>211645798
cor

>>211645715
fuckup mikey you bisexual midget

she sounds exactly how you would think she sounds

I only play Factorio and Rimworld nowadays.

Almost mentioned Stellaris as well but checked Steam and the last time I played it was in 2021. Time flies.

literally hear lefties talking about carbon footprint all the time

>>211645763
Depends what you want, if you just want to go to benidorm or something Jet2 is usually best but if you actually want to visit somewhere then get on skyscanner and book a hotel/airbnb separately

>>211645798
built like mewtwo

Grand theft auto.

>>211645820
Go play them then and stop boring us

>>211645798
bizarre

>>211645818
Extremely posh accent with vocal fry?

>>211645820
>Rimworld
this about rimjobs yh?

>>211645820
played rimworld with your sister last night

l've decided to kill myself
*crowd cheers*

>>211645358
Jobcentres have existed under that name since the 1970s but they were just for helping you find employment. In 2001 the Benefits Agency got merged into that and the result got rebranded as Jobcentre Plus.

tl;dr: the plus stands for bennies.

Yeah, I can.

>>211645779
貧乳 means tiny breasts. I learned a new word.

>>211645822
you don't hear shit in your smelly bedroom and even if you did god forbid people are worried about their future or their children's future, unlike you who will die with no kids and has already wasted their life

>>211645872
>learned
FOY

>>211645873
Him? Done.

>>211645845
aye and cannibalism

>>211645850
how did it taste?

Heatherpaedophile is still melting down?

Did he even sleep last night?

Oh my days what a freak lmfao

>>211645873
impotent sperg rage

leftypol getting very fervent about animal welfare...right up until the conversation moves to halal slaughter. then its radio silence.
what a coward lol

bit hairy (which is a good thing)

im leftypol and i look like this and sound like this

>>211645440
Girls wore those hats, tights, cardigans and colour combos circa 2005-2007

it's actually funny how every argument against the left here is just a strawman that doesn't happen except maybe if you browse X formerly known as Twitter all day

>>211645444
That guy is unironically rorke though

>>211645779
>not amen
what I say at the end of my satanic prayers

to the tune of chucklevision

heatherheather paedo
heheather paedo
heatherheather paedo
bum bum

>>211645873
would have left the thread out of embarrassment if i was him

rorkes ma

me on /brit/

just scranned some scran

>>211645872
lass is a stick

>>211645946
was it poo? admit it

>>211645912
deeply desire a gf who looks like this but i know that our personalities wouldn't stand a chance of meshing well

tiktok and X comments are worse then 4chan these days

Polish colleague told me the UK starts to remind him of 90s Poland with all the infrastructure becoming neglected as the government can't even afford to fix potholes anymorem. Said he'd be considering going back if it wasn't for his kids integrating here.

>>211645840
The poshest accents have no vocal fry

>>211645912
erm... sex

>>211645934
repent millennial

>>211645976
?

Let's be honest with ourselves lads if you spend more than £50 a week on food shopping (and keep in mind that's for two people) you are just terrible with money

lmaginary friend told me all the things that confirmed my assumptions

>>211645977
dont worry mate, leftypol assures me a few million more unskilled 3rd worlders sucking up bennies and social housing will solve the problem x

>>211645862
I think keeping them separate is a better idea. sometimes I just need help finding a job but don't need to hop on benefits.

>>211646002
this the kind of shit i been on lately

IT BEGINS

get the bennies hoovered up

When?

pissed off seeing all these sexy girls posted because I'm an ugly incel

>>211645940
hello gorgeous

*bends over and licks my own bumhole for a few seconds like a cat*

>>211646006
i spend 42 quid a week on booze

>>211646014
>Activist stabbed by stranger would think of killer as 'victim of broken system'
>As friends and family remember young activist Ryan Carson, they say that he 'worked tirelessly' on the structural problems in the city that cause slayings like this one and that he "would have seen his killer as a victim of the kind of broken systems he was working to fix"

>>211646014
backstory?

>>211646043
Bible on the right?

>>211646006
Truth Nuke

mum is still chasing dad for £148k in my child maintenance payment arrears (with interest)

I will be 34 this year and haven't seen him in 17 years. zero oresence in social media, the bailiffs can't find him, the man disappeared.

painting my nails to try and break the habit of biting them

>>211646043
I will forever be mad that I will never get to put my face between those fat cheeks

>>211646051
what are you living in a trench do you get your news via pigeon

>>211646051
>In other news President Kennedy has been assassinated in Dallas, Texas

whys there always some cunt posting news headlines and pics of news articles the less i know about whats going on in the world the better

>>211646051
imagine the smell

post slags

>>211646071
Meh.

>>211646066
how are you going to get some new shoes for school at this rate?

>>211646058
https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/us-news/activist-stabbed-stranger-would-think-31112733

>>211646066
yeah time to tell tell momberg she may have to get that tesco job after all

>>211646053
i wonder if you could get a cat to lick your arsehole by putting some milk on it

>>211646099
>mom
FOY
or
FOB(rummie)

>>211646091
i mean if he's dead why are they speaking on his behalf lmao

>>211646078
it was a stunt double, the real jfk moved to argentina to go hang with his best mate hitler

When??

Me personally? Don't even don't even do a weekly shop I just take a 10 minute walk to Aldi and buy food for the day, help keeps you active you see x

nth for the gyaldem

>>211646104
you should wonder something else

my mom (person of color) has a fat ass i'm finna bust a nut y'all

need to buy a button for my jeans

Heil Hitler.

>>211646066
what a legend. ditched his mong family, did a runner to a better life, and got away completely scot free lmao

Aldispammer up bright and early today (probably had to go sign on). Next we'll be bored to death about how amazing their frozen dogshit pastries are and how he actually prefers taking the bus over being able to drive.

>>211646110
English version of words sound silly to me now, afraid I'm fully yankified

nobody care me

>>211646121
I'd do that but the bloke at the self checkouts at my local Aldi makes fun of me whenever I buy alcohol so I try to minimise the number of times I'm there

>>211646142
no you're not allowed to say this even if you're a spambot

>mid-day
>incel posting picks up
funny how you can actually tell when they go to bed and when they wake up based on how dogshit the thread is

Good thing about a bus is you can read your book unlike being able to drive where you can only use an audio book.

>>211646066
how do you even vanish nowadays in modern england? been thinking if I knocked up a girl and had to do a runner where would I even go? they need ID and checks for every job nowadays so I guess you most likely WILL be paying child support

wouldn't mind drinking twenty seven beers

Big titties but she got a big dick as well

>>211646160
I do mate. Here's a picture of Brunt FCA from Deep Space 9 to show you how much I care.

>>211646165
I'd probably stop buying alcohol daily then

>>211646174
>they

>>211646189
skegness

>>211646174
I'm incel but I get up at 7 and go to bed at 22

>>211646181
yeah try to read with a bus full of wankers

hmmmmm taste like dirt hehe

>>211646225
LMAO

>>211646174
I'm a nightcel

>>211646224
>oh no what if they start making fun of me or make a little noise :(

Reckon at this rate I'm going to be the last straight man alive.

>>211646202
odd lookin' duck

*pulls up to /brit/ in a foreign*

how will the dating market be affected when paying hundreds of pounds just for the first date becomes normalised?

>>211646238
no you're an incel and unemployed

anyone else just good at every game they play? can be RTS, RPG, FPS, racing sim whatever it is i'm always on beast mode

suppose its what happens when you spend your teenage years gaming instead of discovering fanny and drugs

quit nicotine 2 days ago but how good does a cig sound

might go get some weed

>>211646241
wouldn't know, i don't take the bus.

>>211646225
overwatch's characters and overall aesthetic are so fuckin soulless it's genuinely impressive

Need to scran her poo.

Got an itch to play Fortnite

>>211646209
so I did

(still drink daily, just don't buy daily)

>>211646266
then stop replying about things you don't know about you stupid little spergy mong faced mutant cunt

>>211646248
>500 first date gift
is she really asking for money up front?

>>211646254
where i park for toil is round the back of a boozer with a bowling green on the back, the old boys are always out smoking playing bowls when im walking back to my car and the smell is divine. makes me want to grab a pack but i just know ill regret it

what are some legal ways to humiliate people?

>>211646283
you're a bit slow, surprised you can even read.... i took the bus before i could drive and it was too noisy to read

HAMAS PARAGLIDERS OVER POOWONG

>>211646249
but only during the twilight hours

wouldnt happen in based and redpilled countries like china or japan

>>211646248
when are you going to get a life nigga

>>211646285
hoeflation is real

>>211646267
who asked doe kek

>>211646315
what wouldn't

What if Pet Sounds was instead called Fart Sounds and instead of having now classic Beach Boys songs, it was just members of the band farting in unison into microphones?

>>211646328
you know what

>>211646328
wokeness

blud still going on about woke in 2025 omds

>>211646335
What if? A

lads a plane just crashed

>>211646319
after I complete on a property and finally get that big promotion

>>211646368
Missed my bollocks, unfortunately.

>>211646169
Bible bible.

>>211646268
Emmayank even I can admit she's getting on a bit.

>>211646292
yeah that is addixt behavior stay away from the ciggies

just finished a meeting with carol from accounting and i shall be spaffing to the screenshot of her cleavage i took

plane crashes used to be way more fun and whimsical

where has all the magic gone?

The whole shit is a scam.

bellend smells like cat food

>>211646389
She looks insanely shaggable here. You are blind.

She's so fucking FIT lads x

>>211646224
>a bus full of wankers
Also known as 'a bus'

>>211646410
Eastern European I told you.. X

>why yes, I would like my murdered out Audi A5 with diffusers, 20 inch wheels, side skirts and lowered suspension with a 1.4 litre lawnmower engine
This might be the gayest thing a man can do

truth is if it wasn't for trannies we'd be living through a new golden age of tomboys

>>211646407
is this your new fantasy gimmick because you're embarrassed of the thousands of posts about cocks you've made over the last few years?

>>211646418
While I concede that I would still insert my penis into her vagina. She's not the same as she was 20 years ago.

>>211646408
ATC were makin' a move. He had to get it gaan.

>>211646421
cunts like you who're obsessed with random internet slags are the worst type of poster i swear. /r9k/ faggot shit of the worst kind

>>211646441
Be sweaty.

>>211646454
this
hate slag posters

>>211646454
you know there's worse
much worse

>>211646450
not sure what schizo personality you're referring to, i just woke up with a hangover today and very horny so carol's tits made my dick diamonds

>>211646451
>She's not the same as she was 20 years ago.

>>211646454
Move.

>>211646454
>who're
rare sighting of "who're" in writing.

isn't it interesting how the contraction is fairly common in spoken English, but very uncommon in written English?

>>211646483
ugly mongrel whore

>>211646490
ya mums a who're

>>211646451
>20 years ago
hmm

New
>>211646497
>>211646497
>>211646497

>>211646479
sure sure

>>211646454
I literally just said she was fit?
8 miles at 9'24" pace is very good.

>>211646490
Move.

>>211646483
why is she dancing in the kitchen

is she mentally handicapped?

C'mon.

>>211646454
fucking newfags

Key.

>>211646502
glad you understand

>>211646490
>who're

35 - 40% XD

>>211645590
>>211645588
>>211645580
>just try it lad
>why not just do it lad
alright, i'll just go out onto the street and grab the first attractive woman i see and just force myself on her. wish me luck lads.

unless there's a different way you're supposed to go about it

whatever sisterberg is watching on netflix or bbc iplayer or whatever, the intro song is scousers rapping.