Thread 211646497

Daring catberg edish

giving women easy access to video recording and internet was a mistake

I wish I hadn't fallen for the antidepressant scam

Doctors are like "we care about you, this is good for you"

No you don't and no it isn't

>>211646519
Evil woman. She should be in jail for a long time.

>>211646468
nowt wrong with the odd tasteful erotic post though, must be said
its the autistic fags who post the same random girl over and over that i cant stand >>211646503

Emma Watson peaked (as an actress) in the first Harry Potter film

Just ate some Lidl protein biscuits.
They're actually fucking lush.

I dont want me /brit/ frens to go :(

nth for the baddiedem

>>211646539
in a tiny cell (with me (in a bear costume)).

Would you date a girl with this haircut?

Natalie Portman in Leon The Professional

>>211646550
see >>211646537

>>211646564
Have seen her stink star.

>>211646585
yeah I can fix her

>>211646553
Actually true, she really hammed up the role of precocious little twerp brilliantly. She didn't seem to be able to evolve the role properly and Hermione just came across as a bit of a cunt in the later films

>>211646585
yeh

>>211646596
>i-i've wasted more of my life in this shithole than you have! take that!!
its time to log off unc

>>211646561
The headline is stupidly misleading, if you read the article he's not saying Brits have to die for NATO

He's actually posing a question, wondering if Brits are willing to die for NATO, and his point is that if they're not, then the guarantees of NATO are sort of meaningless. And he doubts that Brits really would be prepared to die for countries like Estonia if push came to shove.

>>211646519
love how she arches it

muslim fella at work invited me to drinks at pub
strange little island we are

>>211646591
did you know that Jean Reno's real name is Juan Moreno y Herrera-Jiménez, he's Spanish, and French is only his third language behind Spanish and Arabic?

fuck this troonpozzed poopworld

Going to see that new How To Train Your Dragon filum today.
Nice.

I could never be a Star Trek captain, I’d be too busy gooning in the holodeck to get any captain work done.

>>211646597
umm

>>211646485
>>211646485

>>211646671
what with mates and a gf and that

>>211646640
is that a got dang sqwerl eatin french fries

>>211646640
ntn

>>211646682
gross, how much money do you think she makes monthly from her dedicated fetish fanbase?

>>211646682
corr that's some fantastic craftsmanship on that chair to hold up all that weight

>>211646671
Is that you Canslad? If so what happened with the Latvian?

If you're not Canslad then I apologise

>>211646671
very peng lass

it's social media's fault us virgin freaks are being driven off the internet. thanks a lot mark zuckerberg

SSM is now employed
what's your excuse?

RIP soldier

>>211646671
blfgo on

is this tasteful?

>>211646585
gyal looks like a bro friend

>>211646636
>And he doubts that Brits really would be prepared to die for countries like Estonia if push came to shove.
Ultimately we have to be otherwise it all just gets salami sliced away.
>it's only crimea
>it's only donbabwe
>it's only kherson and zaporozhia
>it's only kharkhiv
>it's only the baltics
>it's only finnish karelia
>it's only the rest of moldova, they already have transnigeria
You have to stop somewhere otherwise you end up handing over the hard-fought liberty of half of europe

hate summer
need to move to antarctica

>>211646755
was it an enemy car?

>>211646779
um it makes my willy go up so yes

>>211646779
i love women so myych itsnunreal

>>211646779
Dunno. Looks like a fairly cheap rosé.

just got a text from toilberg about how a customer made a complaint about an innocent mistake i made, looks like i'm in the doghouse at toil lads haha

>>211646797
if you consider a Bosnian civilian an enemy then yeah

>>211646824
hope you get drawn and quartered in the middle of town for all to see

>>211646784
>it's only the baltics
>it's only finnish karelia
ah yes russia will invade nato member states

>>211646824
Shouldn't have made that mistake then should you?

>>211646779
Love bolt ons so much lads

>>211646824
naughty boy!

Enjo kōsai (援助交際, literally "aid or support" and "congress, intercourse, intermingling"), shortened to enkō (援交), is a type of transactional relationship similar to the Western sugar dating. It is the Japanese language term for the practice of older men giving money and/or luxury gifts to attractive young women for sexual favors. The female participants range from school girls (or JK business) to housewives. The term is often translated as "compensated dating" or "subsidized dating".

Unironically though what's the point

>>211646784
It is of course up to Brits though whether they're willing to go and fight, and the guy who is quoted in the article (former foreign minister of Ukraine) says it's up to Brits:
>I am perfectly fine with any choice they [Brits] make. What I can say, what I can urge them, is not to repeat our mistakes.
>The biggest mistake Ukraine made was that we did not believe that this can happen to us on this scale.

Lads I've got 30 grand or so just sitting in my bank collecting dust and a other 50 grand getting about 3% interest

What should I do?

Angela White owns my cock and cum

>>211646907
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hVzfCFclvAk

Between Liz Truss, Suella Braverman, Penny Mordaunt, Priti Patel, Kemi Badenoch who do you think has the grippiest fanny?

>>211646925
hand it over

>>211646925
give it me

>>211646924
i heard theyre also renaming big ben to massive mohammed

>>211646934
Braverman

4 pieces of toast and an entire tin of baked beans of lunch lads :)

>>211646925
give it to me since you clearly dont know how to handle money

>>211646784
>it's only crimea
>it's only donbabwe
>it's only kherson and zaporozhia
>it's only kharkhiv
>it's only the baltics
>it's only finnish karelia
>it's only the rest of moldova, they already have transnigeria
not my problem

>>211646897
>bonds that don't pay interest
Lmao

things have GOT to change

>>211646824
Earlier today I overheard 2 managers talking about how a lad who works at my place had run a red light in a works van and knocked someone over. There was much hand wringing and discussion over this fellow's upcoming disciplinary as a result of this incident. Disciplinary? The cunt will be going to jail you daft cows.

Then after 5 minutes of them discussing this in hushed tones 2 feet away from my ear drum they decided it would be best to discuss the matter with each other in private. They do this all the time. A few weeks back I heard a manager bollocking some lass for going to the toilet too often. Have these conversations in a private room for fucks sake.

>>211646853
They'll just run the donbabwe template again
>get town schizos and corrupt local officials to start agitating for "regional autonomy and protections for russian speakers"
>sprinkle FSB glowniggers into the organisations
>declare the "Free City of Narva" or something
>when governments retaliate claim the Russian speaking minorities are being oppressed
>say the conflict is an internal dispute in the baltic states and any freedom fighters are just using weapons acquired from surplus and old barracks

>>211646987
Won't work in a NATO country, hence why they havent done it yet

wassup, can a loc come up in yo crib?

orientals

>>211647019
Hope Bald wasnt on that plane

>>211646755
Army's just mad to me
Join it
Get some training
Then they say alright, go to Bosnia
crazy

>>211646860
wasn't really my fault tbf

>>211646784
>You have to stop somewhere
Okay, let's stop it at real countries like Germany, Switzerland and Italy

>>211647019
Does that count as a stink bomb?
*nervously looking around hoping no one knows I stole that joke*

By the Grace of God, We, the Great Sovereign, Tsar and Grand Prince Fauna Ceres, Autocrat of all Great, Little and White Russia, Moscow, Kiev, Vladimir, Novgorod, Tsar of Kazan, Tsar of Astrakhan, Tsar of Siberia, Sovereign of Pskov and Grand Prince of Tver, Yugorsk, Perm, Vyatka, Bulgar and others, Sovereign and Grand Prince of Novgorod of the Lower Land, Chernigov, Ryazan, Rostov, Yaroslavl, Beloozero, Udoria, Obdoria, Kondia, and Ruler of all the Northern Countries, the Sovereign of the Iverian Lands, the Kartlian and Georgian Tsars and the Kabardian Lands, the Cherkasy and Mountainous Princes and many other States and Lands of the East and West, and the North from Father and Grandfather, and Heir, and Sovereign, and Possessor.

>>211646866
Those aren't fake you fat virge

>>211647061
haha good one mate

i am a baby deer where is mama

>>211647074
thought these lads lived in the desert

>>211647086
hes on holiday

>>211647061
Thats proper funny
Looks like we found the joker in the pack

>>211646987
>They'll just run the donbabwe template again
Oh didn't realise Ukraine was in NATO

>>211647064
always interesting seeing bizarre idiosyncratic posts like this
a glimpse into a wasted life

Imagine dying in a tragic plane crash and the same day people are still making fun of the fact that you are known for being smelly
At this point is it even possible for the reputation of India to go any lower?

>>5897099
very cute

Did you hear about the sailor who stole some rope? It was a climb spree!

>>211647124
thanks you too c:

just rubbed dorito dust in my eye

>>>/wsg/211647124
vert cute*

>>211647133

reckon sir keir starmer poos?

No way to replenish my spirit, all of my interpersonal relationships drain it, no way to nourish my soul. Wonder how low it can go.

>>211647118
happened to those 2 indians on the OceanGate sub who were turned into paste as well

very sad

>>211647118
Wouldn't call it tragic, more comedic

phew for a minute there, rorke lost himself, rorke lost himseeeeellf

the scrandemic

my name is max resdefault

>>211647082
Alri Bambi blacks

>>211647107
blud's bothered by jpegs

one day i will shitpost from my comfy detached house with no road noise and all will be well.

can you Roger my dry cock, over?

>>211647183
I engaged with religion, and found myself untouched by it.

>>211647019
>King Charles being kept updated

>The King is being kept updated on the developing situation after the Gatwick-bound plane crashed, Buckingham Palace says.


why does he need an update on a plane crash that happened in another country that happens multiple times a year?

gay sex with women

Been scared I am "off course" working part time, severity-considered

>>211647209
went for the ass first
respect

french women are hairy
or was it german women

>>211646784
nothing of value

>>211647219
mabel

right....
sleep toil.... finished
bed... risen from
toothbrush toil.... upcoming
/brit/.... glanced at
spine.... hurting
breakfast (lunch).... pending

>>211647220
He might need to fly over there to help with the recovery
Loves pakis are charles

>>211647187
you're going to die alone nigga your impact on this world will have been spamming paedophilic anime shit in a group of internet spastics who don't even like you

>>211647262
*delivers a swift dropkick to your spine to make it feel better*

>>211647220
london-bound
some of those jeets were british
*smirks*

could fucking demolish a tin of beans right now, heck maybe even two

annoys me that we can't know what's going on inside black holes (the astronomical objects, not sex parts)

doesn't sit right with me

>>211647263
he does indeed

>>211647284
*spine crunches FIRMLY like a loose stack of lego bricks squashed tightly together* cheers lad

>>211647118
>Imagine dying in a tragic plane crash and the same day people are still making fun of the fact that you are known for being smelly
Imagine I'm already dead and then worrying about incels in /brit/ spamming the same old shite over and over? Don't think I'll bother.

>>211647227
Which book of yhe binble is this?

>>211647310
no problem matey

>>211647305
wormholes into an alternate universe where you've had sex

>>211647333
Book of psalms but you knew that you cuck

no one should have to work just get AIs to trade on the stock market all day and the GDP will go up

>>211647281
keep seething
keep getting baited

book of pislams

>>211646938
>>211646943
Nahhhh

>>211646960
Sorry I didn't mention the 200 grand at +25% in the vanguard

>>211647365
didn't the shark girl get fired recently

why don’t Indians know how to fly planes? I just found out they crashed because they pulled the wrong lever lmao

>>211647365
have you ever had an imaginary opponent that wasn't seething?

>>211647393
Air crash investigator are you

>>211647338
I suspect I'm a virgin in them all

vtuber gyaldem spammers entire life is following this pantheon of women that will never know he exists damn...

>>211647393
pakistan did it

My old testament? The God delusion my new testament? God is not great. My psalms? Whatever poetry and music I damn well like

Ah yes now rorke has become and expert in plane crashes

This rigamarole is getting really tiring

thirty seven slices of toast

>>211647410
No it’s just what all the pilots on r/aviation are saying

>>211647393
how can you know this already shut up

cackling to myself thinking about these indian families getting phone calls of the news their family member has died and replying with "saar please say is not true"

>>211647393
their best and brightest leave india for the UK or America to become doctors or dentists or what have you, and in a country where the average IQ is worryingly low, you can expect major malfunctions all over the place if all the outliers just leave instead of taking care of things

fairy bread sex arse

>>211647416
Yeah crazy right?!?!

*watches football team play every weekend, pays for shirts with names of players he will never meet on the back, follows them on Twitter, reads news and gossip about them online*

>>211647390
she quit hololive but she's coming back as an independent vtuber

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3cryiz8nJo

>>211647394
no

>>211647456
ok

>>211647481
you sound like a walking sack of estrogen

>>211647482
>quit
yeah I'd probably say that as well if I was fired

imagine how mental it would be if your balls were above your knob

>>211647452
787 pilot here. 10 second take having seen the video is: single engine failure, pilots have hit the wrong lever and selected flaps up rather than gear up which has compounded the problem and they've not been able to achieve positive rate of climb esp as they will have been heavy at start of flight. It is possible to take off with single engine failure but it's obviously a high stress situation.

This is what pilots are saying

>>211647456
>"saar please say is not true"

>>211647503
ok incel

>>211647456
Do you reckon they get the fake Western names as well, like 'hello Sir my name is Jason and I will ask you to do the needful and be sad about your relative death'

bellend smells like catbergs bussy

it cant go on like this

>>211647410
Indian are you

>>211647577
:/

woke up at 7am not worth it honestly feel more tired than usual by midday

Might set up a call centre to bilk money out of Indian pensioners by claiming to be from the airline

>>211647509
fired talents don't get graduation/resign streams

>>211647577
um

Wouldnt mind a go on a yumyum

>>211647606
>reasons relating to internal disagreements with manager
kek this is what you say when you're too embarrassed to say you got fired

rorke phd in air crash safety graduate cum laude of r/aviation

>>211647606
>20 minutes of nothing
lmao she was shitcanned
Japan has had enough of mentally ill western women

open the fucking pubs

can't park that there mate

/bharat/ is slagging you lot off for a lack of respect

Hello Sir my name is being John Smith and I am of the sad to say your son has dying in a Pooeing 747 crash

I'm grateful there's a paki shop 2 minutes from my house but I wish they didn't exclusively stock the cheapest things that are barely in date

english vtubers are so bizarre simply put white women will never be anime girls

imagine the indians screaming, cows mooing, motorbike horns beeping in the plane in those last moments before it hit the ground

had to stop watching the vtubers me. triggered my mental illness too much.

>>211647674
Spare a thought for the poor cunts clinging to the roof

>>211647674
actually had a chuckle out loud at the motorbike horns beeping part of this post

watching BOSS N-WORD (1974)

>>211647650
>>211647674
Its not fucking funny
Grow up.

new creps lods

Seeing some VERY crispy Indians on twitter

>>211647687
SCRMEAIBGN

>>211647674
the stench will be legendary even before the bodies begin to rot

I'm the Big Ange now

Mass extinction event localised entirely in Cheadle

>>211647694
is not bloody funny saar shut up bastard

>>211647687
howling

>>211647729
Alri Sir Starmer

rest in poo saar

haha death

Nice work, Agent Rorkey Seven.
That plane won't make it to London now.

giggling to myself wondering what Indian ATC sounds like

>>211647752
Screanibg

>>211647752
>Pooja

>>211647752
sceigbg

>>211647578
it can

>>211647629
nah hololive has fired vtubers before but none of holoEN( eg. the 3 at the back)

>>211647636
nah I think she just wanted to get it over with, out of all the talents I believe gura has the most resentment towards hololive

ben and jerrys toil looms

*flies through the thread at 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999mph*

>>211647837
>woke slop
real men eat haagen dazs

>>211647752
Any Anglo names on the list?

On my lunch break if you can believe it
Very fucking annoying yappy dog about killing my vibe

>>211647860
any of those people could be british rorke

>>211647877
you ever watch gay porn on your break and just mong out staring at it

>>211647752
>pooja harshit

feel like SHIT

RIP Dipshit Pooji Patel
Boarded an airplane flown by an Indian

>>211647909
If by gay porn you mean brit then yes

>>211647813
forcing her to tweet once a month? must have been awful for her

>>211647909
I'm trying to do that right now but the yappy bastard's ruining my vibe

tiktok is a weird place.

The series follows Mahiro Oyama, an otaku and NEET who lives alone with his scientist younger sister Mihari. One day he wakes up to find himself transformed into a young girl, a result of one of Mihari's experiments. Mahiro must now learn to become comfortable in his new body whilst living life as a middle school girl.

girl at work sat on my lap jokingly because we had a impromptu office meeting and she didnt have a seat, if she knew i was a virgin there's not a chance she would have done that. then again she probably noticed my willy twitching and put 2 and 2 together

might finally watch that Mishima film

tonight I'm going to get drunk and watch kingdom of heaven director's cut in 4k

FUCKING PEUGEOT!

>>211647962
>whilst living life as a middle school girl.

>>211647971
sad that this is the hottest fantasy your incel mind can conjure

>>211647981
or you could just watch it sober and actually enjoy the film

thinking i might do bugger all this afternoon

plane crash from india less than 10 minutes after takeoff crashing into a doctors hotel
even the craziest rorke couldn't make this up

>>211647981
holy kino

>>211647971
Yeah just didn’t happen though cool story though

>>211647980
spoiler he dies in the end

>>211648005
I enjoy any activity 10x more while booze courses through my veins

>>211648008
more like Ahmedabad pilot

>>211648030
alcoholism

https://x.com/Breaking911/status/1933131707579863386

Look at how they crowd around the charred corpses and severed head with their phones out. Subhumans.

>>211648005
gay

>>211647971
heathermong posted this i can just tell

l have done...murder

Do Brits tip their landlords?

Bit bloody blustery out

I am hungry
Je fame

>>211647938
I only got properly into hololive last year, from the sgura streams I've caught she takes mental health breaks. I don't wanna speculate too much... I presume she's wanted to quit since 2022

>>211648076
Me after devouring a percy pig

just sharted at work. thankfully i wfh. thought it was just a wee fart i had to squeeze to get out, but instead squirted liquid shit into my munks.

>>211648118
>mental health breaks
lazy and didn't wanna work

>>211648118
mate, please. sort yourself out

>>211648162
how is this trial still going on when it's clear as day she intentionally killed them all

>>211648131
Wouldn't have been an issue if you were wearing a nappy

>>211646682
COORRRRR her face manager to stay without double chins would love to do a few lines with her and eat her arse and fuck her

I can only say this here where I'm anonymous. Otherwise it's too embarrassing.

I have spent over £15,000 on gacha games in the past three years.

>>211648197
do you think nappies are portals to other dimensions or something? you shit into a nappy and you still get shite all over you

>>211648219
seen this exact post several times

>>211645703
>british people don't even look like that
Many of us do.

haven't eaten in a good 10 hours lads. might starve to death.

>>211648162
>>211648185
no idea what this is

>>211648219
its really embarrassing to admit to it here too

>>211648222
Just a bit of poo
Nappy put the window job's a goodun

>>211648222
Yeah but it’s better than making a right mess in your kecks.

>>211648219
any good rolls though?

>>211648256
some women made a dinner mixed with poisonous mushrooms to kill her family

The porn star to pop star pipeline is real and I'm into it

writing literally every thought i have on /brit/

Rorke dropping to his knees in Farmfoods after seeing some white British names in the passenger manifest

how did she know they have more flavour if eating them kills you?

>>211646585
Depends on how attractive his penis looks.

Said there were 59 britons on the flight
Sure there were, Steve, Gerald, Paul and Mary?

On the toilet now after that shart. Pooing liquid. Something has turned me inside out lads.

>>211646585
yes

>>211648342
what makes a penis attractive?

Emma Watson wasn’t wearing a nappy when she sat on my face and sharted.

Landlord just told me im the only person in the building with a job. grim

>>211648375
just you and him is it?

drunk man broke into my place shambling around the halls searching for me going 'UUGH UUGH UUGH'

>>211648375
kind of you to fund his pension with your own money

>>211648350
kumar sandeep rajesh and harshit (british asian)

>>211648390
there's at least 8 people in here, all on dole but me. Landlord doesn't live here, it's too shit of a building for him
>>211648403
I gotta get out 2bh

mad how the plane was so low to the ground, if someone ran up to the emergency exit door jumped out and aimed for a tree they'd have a better chance of survival

>>211648427
well as long as you can save money each month it doesn't make renting all that bad, at least that's the cope I tell myself

>>211648427
corr imagine all of your tax money straight into his pocket

>>211648144
imposter syndrome is a bitch, she rode the wave one day things felll apart with her mental and hololive corpo business took a turn for the worse too. in gura's early holoEN days the support for talents wasn't there. things are better these days but I wouldn't say it's great either

even today after barely streaming for 3 years she's still seen as the pinnacle of vtubing in the west. when she quit it wasn't much of a surprise amongst hololive fans but the vtubing public was shocked and poured in so many tributes. I hope she can grow past the shadow of "gawr gura"


>>211648219
genshin?

bro writing an analysis on a v tuber

>>211648447
it's only £500 a month. only reason im still here

You have no right to be. Not every race has the right to exist. And our mission will be accomplished. If not today, tomorrow.

Well don’t all post at once lads.

>>211648511
Fuck. Pigeon. Crap. Shit.

>>211648511
got nothing to say

>>211648511
waiting for the new x

>>211631013
>>211631013
>>211631013

forgot to buy bread so I'm gonna have cheese and ham sandwiches without the bread

>>211648573
>>211648573
>>211648573

throatfucking holodem poster and spaffing directly into xer food pipe

wait til you hear thi-! *realizes we're about to have a new* u-um nevermind

>>211648579
back up battyboi

>>211646519
Imagine buying your child a teddy bear that some woman has dry humped.