Thread 211667504

>all brazilian niggas live 10 minutes away from the beach and pretend they suffer

vgh

You too, Nigel

>>211667504 (OP)
why are so few of them living in land? americans are fairly spread out but brazilians all stay near the coast

>inb4 jungle
jungle is only in the north

beautiful beaches, women, weather and wildlife
suffering does not occur
>>211667525
we get to use our beaches for all of maybe 3 weeks per year total and most are shitty pebble ones

>>211667560
south used to be jungle too but brazilians killed all the animals for soy plantations

you cannot suffer if you live near water

>beautiful beaches, women, weather and wildlife
>suffering does not occur
>>>211667525
>we get to use our beaches for all of maybe 3 >weeks per year total and most are shitty pebble ones

>>211667504 (OP)
>schmertmann
What a smart man

>>211667560
there are still quilombos there

the beach where I live is UK tier

>>211667616
This is why I truly suffer in Kansas.

>>211667560
orange = savannah
like in southern africa
red = semi-desert climate

evolutionists believe we stopped being monkeys thanks to savannahs as trees are a lot more spread out so we lost all our monkeyness because we didn't need it anymore
that's how brazilians were born

>>211667616
britain is surrounded by water and it's known as the island of suffering

>>211667616
vgh the utopia of Bangladesh

>>211667504 (OP)
I live in the larger green part. The nearest beach is like 4 hours away.

>>211667721
have you ever been to the yellow part?

>>211667504 (OP)
3/5s of Brazilians live in white or further inland and that's several hours drive to reach the coast. Also consider topography making the travel less convienient and longer

>>211667693
they don't know how good they have it

>>211667678
i live near our pole of inaccessibility. i suffer.

>>211667931
Stop.

>>211667560
3/5s of us live up in highlands hundreds of kilometers away from the coast. See >>211667926

It may not look like it but yeah, hundreds of kilometers. Brazil is huge and the map can fool you if you are used to Euro sizes

>>211667926
>>211668112
I always forget just how massive this fucking thing is, I kneel

>>211667504 (OP)
The green part would be like going from Manchester to the southern coast of UK

>>211668278
thats genuinely fucked up

>>211667944
https://desuarchive.org/int/search/text/stop/country/eg/
No.

>>211668278
Eurosissies are so small it's cute

>>211668278
kek this is like when brits are surprised by how big the US is
it's like the new world is incomprehensible to them

>>211668216
As to why not so many of us live further west, this map may elucidate

>>211668278
britsmalls... how do we respond

>>211668340
>>211668356
I've been to the UK and I was surprised how small it is when I was there. You can drive across the entire country in 7 hours. Meanwhile you can drive across Texas for 7 hours straight and still only be halfway through it

>>211668442
I had the same experience in Portugal.

>>211668445
Westernmost point of Texas is closer to California than Easternmost point of Texas
Northernmost point of California is further north than the Southernmost point of Canada

the new world is fucked up

>>211667560
Brazilians destroy the jungle.

>>211668562
This is just one argentinean national park at the border, zoom out and youll see how you people destroyed the rest of the Atlantic Forest

>>211668486
If Portugal were a US state it would be the 11th smallest

>>211668562
That's nothing we have a whole forest bigger than Argentina up north.

It's 20 minutes actually.

>>211668409
>it's like the new world is incomprehensible to them
well it's completely alien to us
At those distances you should normally cross through many different countries, cultures, languages... It's not just a european thing, everybody else in the old world would be surprised

It's the new world that is weird, not the other way around. It's not normal to have such giant expanses of space populated by the same people. Historically speaking it's a complete novelty. It's because you're all settlers

>>211668962
It's because disease killed over 90% of the original inhabitants making the Americas almost empty

>>211667504 (OP)
I live in São Paulo (city) and it takes 1 to 2 hours to get to the beach THOUGH

>>211667504 (OP)
It's going to be unaffordable and it'll take 35 mins soon for many

>>211667504 (OP)
I live in the green strip nearest to the coast and it takes more than 30 minutes to get to the beach for me