british indie music edition

poo smells

Might kill myself

>>211667621
go on then

lot of fat cunts on /brit/. Not like my 90kg 6'4 lifting ass x

>>211667621
Peng.

ruby granger whimpering in your ear as you spaff sub edish

Wish I trooned out when I was 13

what the hell

aff tae bed sub edish

>>211667679
looks like me

>>211667667
like that gosden boy?

cant sleep
arbeit macht frei in 8 hours

>>211667702
Hey

The Queen dying is the exact moment everything went to total shit

Hope I go to sleep tonight and never wake up

>>211667621
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iuQ-L5jxDio

>>211667742
:(

Thinking of creative ways to kill myself and escape this miserable life

butch lesbians who obviously like women and look like men
why do they not get agp
do you think theres a load of butch looking lesbians who wank themselves off to looking and being feminine

>>211667742
I hope you do wake up in the arms of someone that loves you. There's always another chance.

british goth girls sex arse

https://x.com/chlolunaa/status/1932824729867391476/photo/2

>>211667782
what have you thought up so far

there's no hope for me

just spaffed so hard it hurt

got the fugazi on

>>211667788
this is your brain on troongenderism

>>211667836
you can repeat that

>>211667718
have the brit from when it was announced

https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/170551662/

>>211667742
hope you wake up happy and energised and ready to enjoy your day :)

>>211667813
Wanking myself to death

California Girls - The Beach Boys

>>211667841
LOL!!!!

Hello my literal enemies

https://youtu.be/2xtKhqbNBoY?si=jzgVJBS-U6u21ccY

California Girls - Katy Perry

cuddling ruby granger after a long steamy session

>>211667898
Imagine are Marko mating pressing Ruby. Her very first time is being violated by the beast. The fishy aroma permeates the room. She screams in both equal pain and pleasure. The Kreampie King blows his beans in her hairy fanny with his trademark grin, whilst Rubes slowly starts to weep. Her gooey fanny drips with his slime, he turns to his camera and whispers "Is that alright with you, de lads?" as he turns off the Youtube livestream.

sluttershy!! sluttershy!!!!

Her time has definitely fizzled out.. i wont forgive or forget her chosing to work with Dr Luke again.. and then the space trip was too much for me.. then she gets back and put on the God awful performance with weird faces and i just cant see her the same... Her music WAS good... But now its lackluster and pretentious

>>211667788
No one knows what that means

>>211667942

Hello children

>>211666136
We need a strong united Britain to stand up against countries that wish us harm

Dare I say it, we might benefit from a strong united Europe also

>>211667930
He always gets his creampies

>>211667945
so there's actually two of you that post the EXACT same things
why aren't you together

Easier for Americans to buy a big rifle than it is for me to buy a kitchen knife set

>>211667966

>>211667945
go to bed carlybender

all deranged sex fantasises aside i really just want a woman to mummy me and be there with dinner ready when i get back from toil

>>211667981
My brother owns 40 guns. He's such a chud.

>>211668008
well thats never going to happen is it

>>211668008
want a young gf me

>>211667920

>>211668037
Fucking cockroach.

>>211667920
Hello dear

>>211668042

>>211668008
gen z woman cant cook lol

>>211668008
for me it's a gf who is like 3 years younger than me and has a decent job and shared hobbies.
Sadly i don't think this exists at all. too niche

aff tae bed

giwtwm

https://www.reddit.com/r/EnbyLewds/comments/1l9n3f4/failed_at_being_a_boy_now_i_get_fucked_by_girls/

he really was the last Caesar

as you can see ofcom, hes posted it yet again
our resident janitor, assuming he is here, is probably so exasperated with the flagrant violation of the rules, he simply won't do anything, much to the delight of that particular, Canadian poster

>>211668095
Fast.

>>211668037
not looking likely sadly

Looking for discreet lad in Bristol

>EnbyLewds

Rorke's been up to mischief in Northern Ireland

>>211668100
he larped as the reincarnation of a poo

No ponies

>>211668110

>>211668097
>lewds
>exposed cock and balls all over the place

>i really just want a woman to mummy me

>>211668143
Apply.

he should be allowed to post the images without being banned

rarity was my sexual awakening
she's pure rapemeat

gay son or hoe daughter?

>>211668171
ermm

>>211668176
Nah.

keep your head above water lads

friday tomorrow

>>211668176
gay son. as long he's not a bender

>>211668171
Um

>>211668100
absolutely fucked it with the soviet invasion
would have been maybe remembered as a german ataturk if they avoided that carry on

>>211668171
saw a packet of marshmallows in tesco once and it made me think of her fluffy white arse and i spunked my trousers so embarrassing

>>211668154
>>211668206

>>211668154
Too discreet

>>211668171
>>211668224

might poo out some poo if thats alright with you being you?

>>211668239
ummy yumny

>ummy yumny

>>211668176
normal gay son or degenerate gay son

>>211668299
whats the difference?

>>211668223
mad cunt ruined it for europeans for eternity

>>211668299
splittling hairs

>>211668322
for another while, the sting is wearing off

Feeling ZOGpilled

i wanna cum so freaking bad

>>211668365
>/brit/ is getting banned by OFCOM? i did not know that ... you're telling me for the first time ... wow

>>211668378
We love the Japanese ladies, don't we folks?

>>211668378
Wya xx

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gikGLzkKElw

>>211668321
normal gay = lives a normal life, finds long term relationship with a fella, gets married
degenerate gay = campy homosexual that spends his nights fucking different smelly old men off grindr

>>211668405
i want to spaff inside their minges and have hapa babies.
>>211668410
goon cave

where its kinda mean and nasty
but LOUD the whole time

WWII was kino but the british declaring war on germany for invading poland was a glaring plot hole

poland and britain didnt even have an alliance

bizarre

same goes for the prequel where britain just launched themselves full throttle against the central powers for no fucking reason cos a side character killed a secondary character in sarajevo? sloppy

"brian wilson" didn't exist until yesterday
complete psyop

>>211668405
Pov. Pov.

BRING
BACK
BOOTH
BABES

>>211668466
brian wilson dying has been a /mu/ meme for over a decade tho

>>211668469
Es ist verboten...

Had an accident at work today team.

As I was moving an empty pallet onto the stack I must have grazed my hand on some sharp wood. It took ages to stop bleeding. There was so much blood the plasters kept sliding straight off.

Could I please get some honest feedback on my BlackedRaw scene storyline featuring Emma Raducanu and Jason Luv?

I am thinking the story line is something like Emma moving to LA but whilst walking down Hollywood Blvd she spots a homeless man (Jason Luv). She then invites Jason to stay with her in her Beverly Hills mansion. One night, whilst Jason is showering, Emma spots his large, oiled BBC. She immediately begins to finger herself at the thought of that jet black python obliterating her tiny, shaved cunt. When it gets too much for her, she lets out a pleasurable moan. Jason hears this and thinks Emma may be in trouble. He bursts out of the shower, naked and full of primal rage. His testosterone levels are through the roof, causing his cock to become rock hard. He goes to Emma, who cannot resist, and immediately begins sucking that BBC. There could even be a part two, where Jason is now in full control of Emma, using her desire for his BBC to get whatever he wants out of her. One night, after he has finished coming down her throat, he invites his friends (Jax Slayher, Mandingo, Slimpoke, Dredd and Isaiah Maxwell) over, and they all take turns crushing that Asian pussy. From this point on, Emma is no longer a global icon, she is now nothing more than a BBC sex slave, and she is, for the first time in her life, satisfied. Her memories of winning the grand slam and being on the coach carousel are no more. She no longer remembers who she is, or was. Her desire for black cock has fully engulfed her.

>>211668492
Ouch. Hope you can find better toil

>>211668492
fuck off love that's barely broken through skin

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LIIS-oShnyc
just click it for fuck sake

>>211668438
wish we could cum together:(

>>211668322
history always repeats itself
even now half of europe is one charismatic leader away from being right back there

>>211668524
srry
am a spotify chad

>>211668536
why cant we?

>>211668492
https://i.postimg.cc/LX2rF18n/20250613-020545.jpg

>>211668492
that's monkeypox you bender

>>211668522
It's an alright job really. Could be a lot worse

>>211668523
It bled a lot mate.

Damn she walled hard

Well Rorke?

>>211668580
Didn't her husband just kill himself

>>211668580
Shes 40 and looks good

>>211668492
did your work offer you gloves?

>>211668607
yeah cos his wife walled
poor guy

>>211668617
Yeah and I wasn't wearing them

>>211668633
your fault then

>>211668587
She didn't exist

I'm posting chud content on reddit again.

>>211668633
that's a write up then

i like you /brit/
there is no lying in you

>just unambiguously heard like a dozen gunshots in a row a sirens

seriously fuck london

>>211668580
umm the love of her life just died

have some respect

need a break away

Four glasses of wine isn't a lot babe

same hoes over-looked me now they on my

nuts

>>211668492
now you know what women go through every month

>>211668768
howling

>>211668607
>>211668709
Didn't they split up last year?

>>211668633
How's toil been? Last time I heard from you all I saw was doom posting about getting sacked

Camden used to be the place for goths and punks, now it's full of wogs just like every other place in London

>>211668649
Yeah I know it was mate. Didn't say it wasn't.

>>211668820
Fine really. I haven't been told off since and I'd say it's been about 6 weeks since I got my last warning.

just want to come home to a mummy gfafter a day in toil put my head in her lap and she just says its all going to be ok
is that really too much to ask

>>211668869

>>211668842
been that way for 20 years mate
peak camden was in the 90s with goths and grungers

>>211668834

I fly like paper, get high like planes
If you catch me at the border, I got visas in my name

CAUSE WE'LL PUT A BOOT IN YOUR ASS
IT'S THE AMERICAN WAY
HEY UNCLE SAM PUT YOUR NAME AT THE TOP OF HIS LIST
AND THE STATUE OF LIBERTY STARTED SHAKING HER FIST

The gooncave awaits...

>>211668876
this had millennials howling for years

>>211668901
Fucking cockroach.

>>211668720
>>211668766
Good posts. Finally a man of vibes

>>211668914

and if i call her mummy accidently is that a bad thing??

>>211668934
We can work it out but that wasn't me

>>211668928
its still funny
x in y shop
what will he buy? yeah amazing stuff

>>211668842
Where taxi drivers never stop talking
Under slate grey Victorian sky
Here youll find
Despair and i

Used to be able edge for 3 or 4 hours when i was a daily weed smoker, but since quitting the weed i get bored before an hour is up and finish the wank

Do it.

>>211668959
Purple monkey dishwasher

>>211668934
both me, yes.

I've just shit myself

Wonder how the ofcom investigation is goin

>>211668876
would never be allowed today under woke troonpilled pozzed clownworld

>>211668019
:)

ruby granger hugging me telling me not to worry and leading me upstairs after toil

>>211669014
:)

Why does big government try and hide the fact that bees are dying daily and we can't do a thing about it? >>211668019

lets put it this way
if you think you're going to have 4chan after july
you aren't

Ruby Granger locked in my anal sex dungeon

>>211669033

>>211668492
Did you write an incident report?

>>211669050
Ok that was weird not like God was trying to speak to you there

>>211669050
>>211669064
Pic related

ruby slowly wanking me off whispering in my ear
fucking hell what a stress relief that would be

>>211668994
funny how that works

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5J_5yPxvPcw

They're alive, they're awake
While the rest of the world is asleep
Below the mine shaft roads it will all unfold
There's a world going on underground

why am i absolutely obsessing over ruby ffs away to bed now x

>>211669142

>>211669135

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qyclqo_AV2M

>>211669033
The sheer amount of small animals that would get run over because of that.

>>211669135
Gym.

>>211668766
>>211668990
Any more? Big fan of beautiful ladies me

>>211669203

>>211669223
0%?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lT67liGjZhw

>>211669219
also a fanatic, me

ruby's hot breath moaning in your right ear as you ejaculate

you want to censor something?
motherfucker, censor this

wont you follow me down to the rose paradee

You lads ever seen a grass snake or adder?

>>211669063
The left:
>everybody should have basic rights
The right:
>let's discriminate against disadvantaged group A
>no, let's discriminate against disadvantaged group A and also disadvantaged group B
>no, let's discriminate against all disadvantaged groups

>>211669274
yeah, both

wish i had a pretty gf to take pictures of during the summer

I believe it.

>>211669290
we'll get there

>>211669274
>UK grass snake
>If threatened, they may also play dead or release a foul-smelling substance from their anal glands.

wish i had a pretty gf to terrorise and blame everything on during the summer

>>211669275
Also the left:
>let's prioritise the feelings of fetishist cross dressing men over the rights and safety of women and children

>>211669246
Bon Iver's version mogs

>>211669274
Only ever seen one down by a river and it was split second.

>>211669319
Play.

>>211669319
Why do you hate me so much?

>>211669319
evil little smelly cunt
bet you fucking reek
bearded freak

>>211669287
were you scared?

>>211669336
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RzQMtnjiceY

>>211669308
i pray so

I was butchered.

Unbelievable stuff

>>211669359
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hVzfCFclvAk

>>211669274
caught a slow worm with the garden strimmer once and all it's guts came out

>>211669343
coz i luv ya

very drunk considering a wank

>>211669299
too big

>>211669314
gay

>>211669384

>>211669349
no not really
the first adder i saw i was very young so i was very gung ho about the whole thing and just jumped over it
the grass snake unironically just looked like a coil of poo and soon slithered out of sight

got banned from an altchan

Starcraft II

Why dont they cull these things?
>It's thought a group of the snakes were released or escaped in the 1980s
the Aesculapian Rat Snake is one of the largest you can find on the continent, usually growing to around 160cm with the longest ever found over 2m long.

https://www.mylondon.news/news/zone-1-news/london-canal-2m-long-exotic-26837769

ruby panting in your ear
FUCK

I am khawal.

>>211669458
Not harming anyone are they

>>211669434
Bad news for us as you'll be spewing your unoriginal trite muck here

>>211669402

>>211669458
would rather they culled niggers personally

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btGjFzQ5_-A

any alfa man in?
want a brera me but not sure theyre the most reliable

what cars you lot drive?

well leftyrorke?

need to take the bins out sometime in the next 9 hours my life is such fucking hell

Norman Occupational Government

>>211669533
set fire to it

get all the creatives mulched up into a giant pulp
if you're not born inherently born left-brained you're going to need to really study down on logic and mathematics
otherwise, into the meat grinder you go

lol

anything that makes the big number go up
thats what we really need in this society

any of you lads do yoga?

going to watch some doccy who (david tennant)

I'm glad the British passenger Vishwashkumar Ramesh survived the plain crash in India.

>at home he feels like a tourist
>he fills his head with culture
>he gives himself an ulcer

never been in love, me. can't listen to love songs because they just make me bitter.

>>211669569
prefer difficult difficult lemon difficult

>>211669629
God bless you

>>211669625
most normies who shag havent either
hollywood-type teenage romance is very rare

>>211669625
what about this one?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CfjNpgZ4C5Q

ruby granger panting in your ear as you spaff
Id just call it quits then, thats the peak of liviving

>>211669563
the ghoulmen really are like this

>>211667788
do gays wank in the mirror? i always thought they might

>>211669611
nonce

would shag him right up his tight pink boipucci

>>211669678
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lT67liGjZhw

>>211669678

>>211669610
Going to start. Could use some stretching and I am the type of sensitive young man that will drive the yoga milfs mad

whats the latest schizo theory on that jeet plane

going to be sad when 4chan and by extension /brit/ gets banned
love you lot, make no qualms about it

>>211669377
Not very practical underwear that

struggling to finish these last couple cans of strongbow

>>211669678
She hit the wall.

>>211669697
Thinking about starting so i can make it a morning routine

>>211669678
you just know she smells crazy

>>211669699
shot down by israel so that usa blames iran and goes to war with them

>>211668793
yeh

coz he died

we need a white hitler

https://i.4cdn.org/pol/1749772807323470.png so thats it then its over

>>211669701
love you too :3

>>211669336
corr

only fing i propa watched her in was herzogs nosfetatu

beautiful

tried watching driver couple times

not for me

>>211669377
asia has some decent women

just need to learn how to have sex properly

Can confirm that the Baz Cafe is fine after the Ballymena riots!

>>211669531
two very different kinds of mental illness kek

genuinely, and i swear to god, i mean this, /brit/ was never this nazi until this ofcom inspection was launched i mean it
whether its a false flag from yourselves at the good old offices for communication or what i don't know but trust me, these freak have never been as numerous as they are now
and i renounce everything they say, renouncing, RENOUNCING

playing some slither dot io

>>211669849
you the lad from the white nationalist meeting in newcastle?
you gave a good speech, HH brother.

>>211669678
fuggin ell she would look alri if not for massive jaw

>>211669849
>>211669869

these posts have hitler particles coming of it

>>211669840
I bet she is very hairy down there.

see they know theyre extreme theyre not hurting anyone ofcom
just spouting their white nationalist fantasies into the void like the pathetic little idiots they are, they dont mean anything

BREAKING: Several explosions in the Pasdaran area of the Iranian capital, Tehran.

>>211669836
>One pensioner in a motorised wheelchair, wearing a Roman legionary’s helmet, weaved in and out of the water cannon jet
sovl

>>211669849
Free Palestine, nigga!

I haven't gooned in 3 days.

>>211669849
They're not looking at this thread specifically, retard

>>211669913
Iran has put on the ring, waved the flag, done the dance, sung the song of vengence!

>>211669912
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zr_D-U3CFK8

Doing a big woke shite out my gay porn arse

>>211669865
i like that game but i'm terrible at it

greta thunberg got the glenn quagmire jaw

ktim

>>211669999
rorke really believes this

morrissey was nothing without marr

>>211669798
Nothingburger. Iran has 0 spine they will never escalate.
>>211669816
Possession 1981 is very good and she brings out her delightful A cups
>>211669865
Love that game

>>211669904
If she was you'd be able to tell from that image you virgin freak

>>211670020
Marr has literally done nothing of value since The Smiths while Morrissey has gone onto have a hugely successful solo career.

It’s actually happening. It’s going to be a long night grab your favorite popcorn and buckle up, because this is just the beginning of something much bigger

https://x.com/PinkNews/status/1933095329764691997

>>211670029
>Nothingburger. Iran has 0 spine they will never escalate.
Don't understand this though, how can you let yourself be struck several times with missiles and not declare war. All they do is vow a revenge that never comes.

>>211670074
Oh for fucks sake

>>211670079

>>211670112

>>211670074
God I hope so my life has been so shite and boring I've been hoping something big would come round the corner and shake it up either changing my life for the better or dying.

>>211670071
You can clearly see the pubic hair above her left thigh. It sticks out a little from her swimming shorts.

OH SHIT ITS KICKING OFF