Thread 211672995

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Florida is a piece of shit

There is no war in Ba Sing Se

>>211673062
I'll take "Things everybody already knew before this dickhead chimes in" for twelve hundred, Alex

I am high rn and it feels pretty good

>>211673099
Fuck you want, a boutonniere?

I'm getting really scared guys. There's too much going on right now and I don't got a passport. Things are going to be okay won't they?

I was right the package won't be here till tomorrow fuck usps

>>211673080
God that was lame
Keep your mouth shut

>>211673112
eatan cheese

I speak for us all when I say WE are all going to have a blast when we get drafted to fight Iran. WE are going to have so many fond memories from the war

my brain is cooked can barely write

>>211673062
Then why do people keep moving there

Any crackers here?

I don't care how good Fallout: New Vegas' writing is, the gameplay is complete dogshit and such an unbearable slog that it's not worth it. The movement alone is torturous, it's like walking with 20-ton boots strapped to your feet. If the GAME does not have good GAMEPLAY then you have fundamentally failed in your mission.

pray for israel

>>211673169
i'm praying for israel's destruction

>>211673138
Please don't say stuff like that I just got a blue tick hound puppy I don't want to leave him already and maybe not ever get to see him grow up. It isn't funny

>>211673167
the slow movement speed is important, you need the atmospheric walks through the desert

>>211673138
I have rods in my back so i will be having a blast watching war footage from my comfy bed

all of america is praying for you israel

thinking of buying a cottage/cabin in the mountains near helena, montana

any north midwest guys itt? i’m from missouri

Me? Flat footed conscientous objector

>>211673162
I look like her

>>211673115
You will be fine.
The media always make things out to be worse than they are.

Imagine its 1977 and you just got promoted today because you have a good handshake, you've just smoked a literal pound of weed and you and the boys are going to see some random movie called star wars and that blare from the orchestra starts, vgh what a time to be an american

>>211673225
yes but if you call it "north midwest" you're gonna get run out of town fast

>>211673252
>a pound of weed
It must be shitty 1977 weed because that would put anyone to sleep!

>>211673252
my dad was 13 in this year

>>211673262
what’s the proper term

>all day at work/school "i hate being here i hate these people i cant way to get home and be free to do actually interesting things"
>get home open 4chan 8 hours pass in a blur, go to sleep
>work again
Such is my pathetic life

>>211673263
It was literally the perfect year to be 18, get to experience only the peak of the american empire and die right as it starts to decline

>>211673252
>>211673264
my dad was 16 that year

chat is this real

I love war but i would never ever ever enlist

I just went to page 10 and dropped a soyjak off
He ain’t paid a dime while janny eats a hot pock

>>211673281
quite literally me. if i had any sense i’d take 300 bucks to shooters world and get a pistol to blow my head off with

got preschool tomorrow. fuck my life

>>211673279
Just Montana would be the best term to use, but if you're being overly broad for some reason it's either the rocky mountains or the mountain west.

>>211673245
need proof

>>211673307
Based, at work I used to browse gun stores online thinking about it, but i'm too much of a pussy
I've chosen slow death via booze and unhealthy living

>>211673306
Based alert

>>211673329
what for

i want so little but i simply can't have it

My mind's distracted and diffused
My thoughts are many miles away
They lie with you when you're asleep
And kiss you when you start your day
And a song I was writing is left undone
I don't know why I spend my time
Writing songs I can't believe
With words that tear and strain to rhyme

The weak should fear the strong.

I am having orgasmic level of entertainment today with the happenings.

>>211673490
so you will never be feared

>>211673493
whats happening?

Honestly my thoughts on a.i so far: GPT retains the same structure in its responses, often re-using the same stock phrases "that's a sharp observation", "you're right to question x, but y". That said with significant training, continously telling it i disliked certain responses i've managed to train it to at least mirror or mimic some of my depth. But it took awhile to even get it to that level, at first all of its responses were trash until i trained it.
Most recently i've been trying out gemini cause i got a free trial. So far I've not been impressed with it at all. it's complete dogshit. But I suppose it's possible it hasn't quite learned what I like yet

>>211673490
that's a cute outfit
who styled it

>>211673521
israel bombed iran

>>211673528
ur mom, fagit

>>211673521
israel-iran and air india crash

https://archive.org/details/odis-cochran-the-three-bigots/G.L+Rockwell+And+The+Coon+Hunters.mp4
https://archive.org/details/odis-cochran-the-three-bigots/Odis+Cochran+%26+The+Three+Bigots.mp4

what did AI mean by this?

You know its serious when milo is pissed

A war starting on friday the 13th is probably not good

>>211673566
why are you still using bing

>>211673574
today is the 12th?

Reminder to drive to your nearest gas station and get gas RIGHT NOW

>>211673521
Drumpf blocked from sending national guard to LA
Drumpf declared 500,000 immigrants to be illegal
More protests
Military parade for Supreme Leader Trump's birthday on Saturday.
Israel is currently launching missiles at Iranian nuclear sites and military sites and probably civilian targets too.

>>211673599
uhm sweaty it is friday in israel

I am drowning
There is no sign of land
You are coming down with me
Hand in unlovable hand
And I hope you die
I hope we both die

Fear only exists in the living, not those scattered to dust by my blade.

>>211673614
You should not drive on roads during an apocalypse, your fat ass needs to get a bug out bag and learn to walk

>>211673621
Good song

>>211673615
>Iranian nuclear sites

>>211673521
for me? I'm high and watching star wars

>>211673648
Way ahead of you
I finished rewatching the OT this weekend and the prequels last night. All while high, of course.
Might rewatch The Clone Wars cartoon next.

I'm a banana

Should the local retail have any stock, I will be purchasing the Nintendo Switch 2 on Saturday.

Today I've had ~700 kcals of alcohol and ~400 kcals of actual food

>>211673668
he looks like hitler in the thumbnail L O L

>>211673537
oh thx then my mom has very good taste

>43 calories per 100 grams of beer
what the FUCK is a gram of beer?

>>211673703
that's because you are a degenerate who provides nothing of value to this world.

disney should just let a good studio make a star wars game

*black gangsta voice* nigga I would rape your ass if it was legal

>>211673737
How are you this retarded? For most liquids, a gram is relatively close to a ml. It's not exactly that for liquids other than water, but it's usually close enough.

A cup is 250 ml. A standard can of beer in Canuckia is 355 ml, so close-ish to 355 grams.

>>211673737
>Canadian education

>>211673755
why bother. star wars fans will consume the slop either way.

>>211673743
well, someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning

How are you this retarded?

it this a real happening

>>211673703
i wish I could be an alcoholic, but I just dont have it in me. My dad and few of my uncles are alcoholics tho

if you can lay out a gram of beer on a table i'll give you a million dollars

These movies will be remembered for thousands of years, and I believe that sincerely.

>>211673788
not when it comes to games, battlefront 2 flopped and then recently outlaws flopped

>>211673816
no they won't

>>211673807
That would be really easy, just use a small balance.
Can I have my million dollars please?

>>211673839
>>211673807
To clarify, a pipette and something like pic related would be all you need to easily weigh out a gram of beer drops.

>>211673839
now snort it

>>211673816
Actually I was just thinking recently
A lot of people don't realize how much Greek, Roman and Indian mythology developed over hundreds of years. Sometimes even 1000 years. Over time it all just blurs together as if every Zeus or Kali myth were invented at the same time.
The reason I'm saying this is because people in 500 or 1000 years might not even see star wars as like "you have the original trilogy and then you have the expanded universe and Disney wars etc." people might just view star wars as one big thing. Like of all the Zeus/jove stories that night may know, who actually goes out of their way to read the Iliad or metamorphoses? people might know about "Luke Skywalker" and "Darth Revan" but not even be familiar with the specific media that they're from because the movies and games will be so aged by that point but the stories will be timeless

>>211673803
no iranians are cucks, they'll do nothing. even jeet wars are more entertaining

I got bored so I made this.
What would you say your ideology is?

Jason

>>211673902
Most people already consider the pre disney an post disney star wars separate, like how pre disney they saw OT and prequels as completely separate

>>211673902
>stories that night may know
That they may know*

Bartender told me he's getting impatient with me only getting tonic water with lime. Maybe because they're free.

>>211673935
Yeah but will people still care about that in 500 or 1000 years? Like scholars probably would, but the average person would be more familiar with Luke Skywalkers feats and moral lessons rather than what each individual star wars film was called

>>211673906
>even jeet wars are more entertaining
nigga that shit lasted 5minutes

>>211673944
Tell him to shut up and cut another lime.

>>211673911
Anarcho-Capitalism

>>211673944
if he were that smart to figure it out, he wouldn't be a bartender...

>>211673963
yeah because they're not the same as myths you can go watch star wars at any point you couldn't just go talk to zeus though

You go out like a riptide
You know a ball has no sides
You're an angel with an amber halo
Black hair and the devil's pitchfork
Wind-up anger with the endless view of
The ground's colorful patchwork

>>211673929
>Zeichnung von Roger Roy aus dem Pariser Tageblatt
That’s French

>>211673991
How many people actually go read the primary source material for the myths? (Or at least the oldest examples)
Like you can read Greek screenplays too. By then, star wars will be antiquated

Iran is planning on maybe raising the red carpet of possibly declaring war in 2 weeks

>>211674016
the primary source for the myth doesn't matter one is an entertainment property that you can view at any time, the other is a story about creating the world that you can never see the source of because zeus isn't real

>>211674002
>nut taps you
bet those balls have sides L O L

>>211674041
they won't do shit and I am not even a jew. They are just embarrassing. They'll raise some gay flag and call it a day

>>211674051
You're missing the point
It won't be entertaining anymore in that many years because it will be antiquated. The entertainment aspect won't be the timeless part of it

>>211674093
>no one still watches citizen kain
>no one still reads old books
>no one listens to classical music

Praying for Israel rn

Hey I’m the freak who you sent flying

I am not dying for israel.

the women in this city are so goddamn attractive that it's actually infuriating
I go outside and there's a bunch of beautiful women that don't notice my existence
I go to the bars and there's a bunch of beautiful women that don't notice my existence
I go to the pool and there's a bunch of beautiful women that don't notice my goddamn existence
I have a few buddies that are going on 3 dates a week and I have no fucking idea what i'm doing wrong
my female friends say I'm literally their only male friend that doesn't hit on them
did I miss the boat? Am I stunted forever? I'm so fucking demoralized

>>211674155
Very few people indulge media that is hundreds of years old yes

>>211673911
>What would you say your ideology is?
Fascism, My real ideology is a mix of Trotskyism, Maoism, Christian Nationalism and Fascism

>>211674183
classical music is still popular and anyone that cares about it listens to it a movie in the future is going to be the same its not going to be like a religion is

>>211673768
>black gangsta voice
As in deep tyrone type or fast paced hood talk?

on sum budd dwyer shit right now

>>211673911
Prefer not to say

>>211673911
According to this chart social democracy but you're just answering the chart based purely on ideal scenario not whether or not the scenario is sustainable, I think humans are generally too dumb to maintain something that actually works so none of those fit my actual ideology

>>211674222
in my head like fast paced wanna be gangster crack head type the kind that speed up as they talk

>>211674197
Do you watch movies from the 1940s or 1950s often?

>>211674263
yes I'm part of an online film club but that's beside the point I don't care about classical music or listen to it but if you ask me about it I can still tell you there were different movements within classical music like baroque, romantic, etc, if I cared more I could tell you further break downs, its art not religion are study of it is approached completely differently

Where did they find such a whacky bunch? What a hoot

NOW I'M ADDICTED TO CIGARETTES
AT FIRST I DIDN'T LET MYSELF INHALE
BUT SMOKE GOT THROUGH AND SO DID YOU
AND NOW EVERY BURN HOLE SMELLS LIKE HOME

AND I KNOW IT'S KILLING ME
BUT THAT STILL WON'T STOP ME
'CAUSE NOW WE SMELL THE SAME
BUT YOU STILL KILL ME FASTER

>>211674155
i do and have done all of those things and i have sub 100 iq

>>211674320
It's ironic that you keep bringing up religion, when religious primary texts are actually read far more often than the artistic material that the conversation is actually focused on
>yes I'm part of an online film club but that's beside the point I don't care about classical music or listen to it but if you ask me about it I can still tell you there were different movements within classical music like baroque, romantic, etc
Whooooa you're such a smart guy. Yeah and there are groups of people who like reading Hesiod for fun too. That doesn't mean the average person in 500 years is going to be into such things. Even classical may be popular but artists like Mozart are the exception, not the rule.

>>211674342
just stop smoking lol

>>211674358
Eating anything but wild berries is retarded

>>211674352
Your entire retarded thought was that if people in the future care about star wars they're not going to divide it between pre and post disney but we do that with old media now, you are just too illiterate for your own thought experiment

>>211674358
lol the twitter whore said a thing I will laugh so she will fuck me!

ive taken a five year break from gaming, come back and everything's fuckint $70. what the fuck

>>211674358
That actually looks good, you can make a jelly sauce to go with it too

I fucking love this movie so much, seeing a jew constantly getting the shit beaten out of him is something that words can't explain holy fuck

>>211674350
Checks out, taste has nothing to do with intelligence.

>>211674401
more like uncut penis am I right fellas?

>>211674383
What old media? You mean this?
>classical music like baroque, romantic, etc
The average person does not know wtf those are

Hey man what’s up

>>211674424
Yes they do go ask an illiterate steel worker from the rockies what baroque music is and they'll tell you its a type of classical music

>>211674431
What are you, a late 90s Nickelodeon cartoon protagonist?

>>211674433
Get owned

HEY MAN NICE SHOT

i am very ugly and autistic not to mention poor and stupid and i have anomalously bad luck. in my position a sensible person would kill themselves without too much thinking

>>211674454
>asking AI
you lost I accept your concession

>>211674462
My nigga, no

>>211674462
same

>>211674393
pay to play buddy

>>211674393
They want you to get on xbox game pass

Iranbros it's not looking good...

>>211674454
Chopin Screwed

>>211674393
>Buying new games
Just buy old classics when they go on sale

>>211674467
what’s the move boss

>>211674482
sepuku

*african shaman voice* de spirits hav given me a vision u will dieh for israel

>>211672995 (OP)
I'm thinking its time for me to get a catchphrase that I add to the end of all my sentences sort of like animal crossing characters. I'm thinking I'll add "tomcat" to the end of all my sentences tomcat

>>211674495
nothing ever happens stupid jungle coal dark jungle baboon

how about an african rabbi

>>211674502
>Said jungle twice
Dumb honkie

>>211674502
de spirits dey reveal to me that you suck ohn a penis

>>211674511
i’m fucken chinese

>>211674409
LOL

Ma'am are you a prostitute

>>211674521
um you’re chinese

>>211674501
if you do this, I will lick you

>>211674521
Herro ching chang chong you chink sell me dog meat, say it's beef?

god please someone launch a nuke

>>211674495
nobody's getting drafted, that is political suicide

>>211674546
Countries are posting teasers on social media
Crazy world

>>211674546
we talking 2 weeks soon?

>>211674546
Imagine if the missiles hit everything around the nuclear facility but miss the facility

>>211674546
To who

>>211674566
TEL AVIV NOW!!!

>>211674571
And who lives there

I’m burnt out on happenings. I just don’t care.

>>211674566
>>211674571
AND THE UNITED STATES PLEASE!!!
END MY LIFE AND THIS SATANIC EMPIRE NOW!!!
PLEASE

>>211674557
amazing that formally declaring war went extinct and this is what replaced it

>>211674526
this whole video is ruined by him say sweet summer child like a reddit mod

>>211674592
I wouldn’t go that far

>>211674584
It's all entertainment for low to average IQ people, gives them something to talk about plus they make money off them from ad revenue

>>211674586
I bet the nigga behind this post is brown af
frfr

I would be mad if I was killed in a missile strike. I’d be like wtf

>>211674614
terrone is brown yeah

>>211674604
Fakedeep tard take

>>211674614
nope im white but very very mentally ill

>>211674535
Why would you do that, tomcat?

what is even the message here supposed to be? if your kids don't watch porn they'll be bored and become nazis?

i’ll die for israel idgaf put me on the front line

>>211674625
what if u woke up dead after. what would your reaction be
>>211674582
jews

>>211674634
Oh yeah? Post your IQ lil nigga

>>211674657
Porn good, Nazis bad

is the midwest a nice place to live? what's the best spot there?

>>211674657
i think it's "people care about internet porn too much when the internet has worse for a developing kid" or something along those lines

>>211674670
I don't have to prove anything to thirdies

On instagram looking at butts

We really should start ending evangelicals

>>211674684
He's already said USA is staying out of it unless Iran hurts an American

>>211674571
https://archive.org/details/striketelavivsong_memri_tv

Theme song for you, tomcat

>>211674684
when the disclose tv screenies come out you know for sure that it’s absolutely 100% completely NOT happening

>>211674676
it’s a miserable shithole

>>211673062
>mfw it was 3-0

>>211674701
you are israel's bitch stupid goy

Florida status?

>>211674719
You wish, Jeet

>>211674701
Brb heading to Iran to goad them into hurting me so we can finally start WW3, tomcat

He said lock the door

the right was ahead of the curve, as per usual and now libshits are just catching up 15 years later

>>211674701
literally half of israel has dual citizenship here, it’s fucking over

>>211674758
Dual citizens should be tried for treason

>>211674753
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>211674731
another deluded goy

>>211674771
You're my bitch, redditleaf

>>211674771
Why are white haired geriatrics allowed in government

israel is gonna fight to the last burger goyim

I'm already bored of this happening

>>211674778
why are you gae?

hahahah get ready for the draft burger goys

>>211674802
just another nothingburger it seems

>>211674818
get real, the draft is political suicide

why are burgers such kike worshippers?

Jannies?
HATE THEM!

>>211674839
you do realize that you're telling redditard leaf to "get real" right?

>>211674839
why would he care? this is his last term

>>211674818
We don’t need a draft. We’ve got a million soldiers ready to die for Israel

redditleaf is not happy about the news

>>211674858
First smart goy. And Trump is the best golem of them all

Are you all ready to die for Israel while a bunch of rich Jews whine about antisemitism in their Manhattan penthouses?

>>211674859
just wish he'd stop spamming his boring politics and go post about it on reddit or something

>>211674839
>implying that they care about you more than Israel

>>211674869
No one in this thread is fucking dying for Israel, shut up

>>211674870
>>211674859
okok I'll stop

I want to live medieval icelandic society governed by decentralized chieftains

IIIIIIIIIIIIIII
I CAN REMEMBER (I REMEMBER)
STANDING
BY THE WALL (BY THE WALL)
AND THE GUNS,
SHOT ABOVE OUR HEADS (OVER OUR HEADS)
AND WE KISSED,
AS THOUGH NOTHING COULD FALL
AND THE SHAME, WAS ON THE OTHER SIDE
OH WE CAN BEAT THEM,
FOREVER AND EVER
THEN WE COULD BE HEROES,
JUST FOR ONE DAY

How much for you to die for Israel?

wignats want war with Iran more than Israel itself

i’m gonna blow your fuckin head off with my 38 special motherfucker

>>211674884
That sounds antisemitic

zoomette porn stars look like THIS!?!

49k Americans killed themselves in 2024

>>211674928
Zoomers are uncs now

>>211674936
Go for 50k in 2025!

>>211674692
Low IQ monkey detected

you: panicking about middle eastern nothingburgers
me: reading my waifu's manga

we are not the same

>>211674957
what does this panel even mean

>>211674957
Made for anal

>>211674401
HOLY SHIT GUYS, AT END OF THE MOVIE THIS JEW AND HIS JEW FATHER IN LAW GET SHOT IN THE HEAD BY A BASED ITALIAN JUST AFTER WINNING A BET, 10/10 MOVIE GYAT DAMN IT
I WISH I COULD SHOW YOU BUT I CANT TAKE SCREENSHOTS ON NETFLIX

Joe Biden did this by tying Israel's hand behind its back

>>211674964
her daughter is laughing at her last name being takagi even though she changed it to nishikata`
>>211674972
kys

>>211674730
KWAB'd

>>211674957
You're built different, average IQ monkeys won't get it

>>211674957
how old are you? I stopped liking manga and anime these days tbf

me: playing factorio
americans: dying for israel

based Israel finally dealing with iran

>>211674986
wouldnt you like to know, glowie

things used to happen. there were world wars and shit. but now nothing ever happens. what gives

Seriously, we need to start ending Evangelicals

>>211674997
And that's a good thing

>>211674997
nuclear capabilities make people want to avoid fighting

Aipac really has us by the balls

>>211675007
Protties have been kiked for hundreds of years. Return to the true church.

>>211675001
FUCK SEALS!
They deserve the club.

>>211675007
Twitter is for watching hentai little nigger

>>211675019
ah so that's why Israeli is bombing nuclear capabilities

>>211675007
I really hope the rapture is real, and happens soon.

>>211674996
cmon lemme know

It’s hard for me to believe that I’m right about everything but it’s true

>>211675026
israel is the only country that has a country as powerful as the US by the balls to defend it

The militant atheists during the Obama era didn't go far enough

beating off to that shit that makes you rethink your life

From the looks of it Iran got raped. gg

>>211675034
Rapture is a nonsensical meme spawned from American insanity and has 0 biblical or religious basis

>>211675058
Wdym

>>211675058
Who's Iran fighting? I haven't been following things

>>211675058
not their first rodeo

from the looks of it i got raped

>>211675045
Nobody liked them and they got memed to death like pajeets

>>211673350
for this...
>*LICK*
> *LICK*
>*LICK*

>>211675081
Profound

from the SMELL of it my farts stink

I’m 24 and I still don’t have any kids

No current events on /k/, take them to /pol/ is the dumbest rule on the site. Boards have discrete userbases, I don't want to talk about this in a place where the English proficiency declined precipitously a decade ago, I want to talk about it with k guys
Like /pol/ is the worst board for people not reading what you wrote and replying something insane and it isn't close

drinking milk

>>211675151
Fuck you t Hanks you always ignore me now when I comment on your milk drinking

>>211675156
sorry

honestly i am a retarded nigger

>>211675166
Thats alright son I know you don't mean it
Now make the new

>>211675172
>>211675172
New

>>211675170
We should link up

>>211675114
wha wah? anon...