Thread 211673857

arthurian edish

That nigga JOLLY

need to fix my sleep

>>211673922
https://youtu.be/qbAab1hTxN4

Me too

If the Arab nations actually got their shit together and attacked Israel at the same time they might actually be able to do something. Dumb ragheads

We're in lads

mental that ww3 starts soon and here we are shitposting on /brit/

>>211674059
I know right

>>211673938
*taps link*

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Six-Day_War

linkfreak ruining it for everyone

Once brits are banned then this place can finally be good again. Amazing how many of them are schizos and faggots.

>>211674215
FOY

>>211674215
true desu

>>211674215
why would you say something so mean :(

You wanna know how I know 4chan is dead? Brian Wilson’s sticky on /mu/ didn’t even get 2,000 posts.

ISRAEL JUST DROPPED A MEGATON BOMB ON GAZA

>>211674276
that’s the factory explosion is lebanon, don’t lie lad

>>211674266
4chan isn't dead, just all of the smaller boards are. /b/, /tv/, /v/, /vg/, /pol/ are all stable but all the actually good boards have been bleeding for years

>>211674276
That’s Beirut. If it was a megaton bomb the person filming it would be vaporized instantly.

>>211674317
imagine the force that just smash into your unprotected bollocks

>>211674266
Upsetting. Probably is dying still but mostly young board. 60s classics survived 90s kids because their parents were probably born in the 50s-60s, not sure they have the same pull on people whose parents were born in the 70s/80s, maybe their Brian Wilson is our Chubby Checker.

Time goggles change so much once you cross the 30s boundary. Chubby Checker's peak was only a few years before Pet Sounds. 60s were something but that's like if Ja Rule came out in 2020.

monitoring events in Tehran closely and extending my strength and love to Isreal in my evil incel smelly childhood bedroom

>>211674276
i would genuinely survive this

>>211674491
Ktim just got banned by Mohammed Bin Janny for supporting our lads

Tasty girl poo
Yummy female dumps
Delicious dame dookie

/pol/? No thanks, I’m more of a /poo/ man.

Irans nuclear programme has existed since the 50s how fucking hard can it be to build a single nuclear bomb even secretly?

Well that's that then...

>>211674673
whys bros screenshot in korean

>>211674673
Ahem

So basically I'm in this glass box and it's going to be open to the public

>>211674868
I think David Blaine already did that one

>>211674894
YOYOMA!!!!!!!

how many fucking paper tigers are there in the middle east

do all their militaries just have giant ACME bombs that can be erased by the fourth wall breaking hand of the illustrator if he so pleases

british culture plovers eggs and gooseberry tart and cold cream and wimbledon and by god Morse, you've solved another one bravo

mediocrities everywhere i absolve you (yanks)

that’s breakkie sorted isn’t it

She went on me.

>American citizenship test:
>Currently, how many states are there in the union?
>Who's the current president of the United States?
>Who won the American Civil War?
>How does a bill become a law?

>UK citizenship test:
>Name the members of the hilarious comedy troupe 'Monty Python'
>What football club is the premier league champions 2024-25?
>Which two british film actors have recently won Oscars?
>Roast beef is native to which country?

Are you niggas serious?

Bomb bomb bomb
Bomb bomb Iran
Bomb bomb bomb
Bomb bomb Iran
You got me rockin’ and a rollin’
Rockin’ and a reelin’
Bomb Iran

back to my old ways.... adult swim bumps and shitposting at odd hours of then night

Sunny out

refuse to go in to my town centre because there’s too many Nigerians

>>211675513
How’s life in Lagos?

cant stand aussies and their fucking nasal accents all they do is booze and snort coke a classless and cultureless people descended from rapists and murderers

>>211674921
No country in the middle east has won a war since before ww1.

>>211675585
*yawns*

I don’t mind most people, I tend to get on with everyone, other than darkies and chinkies and that

quite simply need iran to do the needful

>>211675585
*rapse you*

lowkey might go incel mode

>>211675653
Oi g’day cunt! Wanna help me wrestle this krok-ah-doil?

lol
o
l

>>211675693
Crocodiles are living creatures and wrestling them is very hurtful to their bodily autonomy.

Hey lads give the fella in here some help
>>211675060

Has his heart set on moving to Scotland

>>211675701
Give me her @ right now.

>>211675701
I don't understand the text. I appreciate that's not what the webm is about but I don't understand it. Sun lotion is in the shop along with all the other products?

>>211675754
calling people 'quaint' is extremely patronising and you'd probably hate the long cold wet winters.

just realised I forgot mumbergs birthday

>>211675799
black people don't steal sun block

fair dinkum lol
goofy ass Bruce

British fighter jets lifted off from cyprus

>>211675817
ah right, that makes sense thanks

The lads

>>211674497
alri cockroachlad

>>211675860
One of those flags is a little out of place.

poo wank shoe wank
tit wank shot wank

>>211675860
>jizrael

yanks panting and salivating at the prospect of a small time window where they think there may be another country's posters below them on the totem pole

just to be clear, everyone ITT loves bruces and rates them above yanks. Australians have an inherent understanding of British culture that you will never have as a yank. Never.

have to do a poo before my evening toil shift starts
always get worried that i feel a poo coming but can't quite poo it out yet before toil and then the poo is ready during toil because i'm not the sort to go to the toilet when i'm on the clock, prefer to get things done

going to the ninth circle of hell anybody want owt

>>211675905
once you lose that toil poo virginity you'll never go back
it's a little slice of heaven

>>211675905
I too have never done a poo at work. Do a pee before my shift starts though (in the cubicle obviously, can't pee at urinals).

Sick of getting banned

>>211675892
Bald and bankrupt in that thread

reckon in the future instead of sleeping you'll be able to stick a usb c charger up your arse and get energy from it

>>211675956
No rest from toil then, just 22 hour shifts with two hour breaks for eating then.

As if the British were ever homogenous. The nations drink of choice is Indian tea ffs. The British Empire had citizens of pretty much every race for hundreds of years.

>>211675965
I'm sure we could get a drip feed of nutrient sludge to cut out the wasteful breaks and then have the full 24 hour toil corrrr bring it on

will be going hard on the cans tonight lads, look out for some truly abhorrent posts around 11pm x

Imagine...imagine if your ancestors were lunatic schizo puritans and sailed with mayflower to america, you would never know about his website, you would spend your times in harvard porcellian or yale skull and bones club, became elite despite being descendant of peasants and servants

some rapid fire bizarre jf posts appearing on my end lads

>America at war with Iran

Lmao trump is going to ruin his legacy with America's worst military failure

Better get up and have a shower I guess

>>211675754
Too late he should have moved before the current mass migration of English people
Any house heating gets will be surrounded by Englishmen

>>211676039
lol clean it up wagie

>>211676032
Nothingburger

>>211675967
>man finds out british is a blanket term
in other news the sea is made of water. anyway your point is? oh yeah filling the country with black and asian people to keep gdp going up is great, gotcha

>>211673960
what does this mean

poo
tea
curry
just displayed my 100% accurate understanding of British culture

>>211676070
We both moved some shit out away from the gulf and are currently shooting down drones over Iraq

All true National Socialists will stand with Iran, the land of the Aryans.

Victory at any price.

err so why has half the world scrambled to stop irans legal retaliation

>>211675910
the restroom at my toil is grim, don't want to go in there

>>211676120
you sound like a dangerous extremist

>>211675878
Stupid autocorrect has ruined my well thought out and funny shitpost.

>>211675917
i tend to sneak off and wee in the nearby bushes outside my toilplace, as i said it's a night shift so no one can see me

https://x.com/ScotNational/status/1933068929997377853

he talks about ENGLAND!?

>>211676139
A taipan will bite your willy

*screams into your ear at 9999999999 decibels*

>>211674059
They're too kekked

right, well I'm off to bed
bit of a wasteman, you see

>>211676163
Foul smells come from that arse.

>>211676163
source?

>>211676149
taipans are mainly out in the desert and tend to avoid humans, the real threat is brown snakes because they're almost as venomous as taipans and they live in populated areas and are aggressive

>>211676187
Based blind retard

Israel has ordered British jets to fight Iranian drones

>>211676163
https://youtu.be/bAQV5cPUpOM

She needs to return to vtubing NOW, it'll make good craic on /vt/

Henry Ford was right about the Jew.

Jews are behind Roosevelt's brain trust.

Jews are the masters of Churchill.

Jews in the Kremlin are the bearers of Bolshevism.

>>211676272
Henry Ford was a nazi and all Ford drivers are driving a vehicle founded by a nazi.

Buy a Volkswagen instead.

nth for the gyaldem

>>211676291
midge

drumpf is such a good little goy

>>211676307
160cm ting iirc

>>211676290
Das Auto

>>211676320
What exactly is he doing wrong except wasting money

>>211674215
>>211674314
Without brits this place will just be yank subhumans crying about "faggots" constantly and brown people crying about yanks

We're the only humans here. You're a superstitious mutt obsessed with gays.

>fell asleep watching gigi
>wake up to Israel striking Iran
I don't think there's enough kike fatigue in the west to convince us to stop defending Israel and I don't think Iran wants war. Perhaps Israel wants to bait Iran into striking Israel, giving the kikes a reason to destroy their nuclear facilities, but really at this point Israel will prob try and destroy them no matter what. They can get away with anything on the world stage

>>211676320
Faxxx

>>211675967
>As if the British were ever homogenous.
We always were up until the 1960's
>The nations drink of choice is Indian tea ffs.
We're not homogenous because we drink tea? What the fuck? How much of a retard are you?
>The British Empire had citizens of pretty much every race for hundreds of years.
The empire did. It was an empire. Mass immigration began in the 1960's.

>>211676062
>>man finds out british is a blanket term
>in other news the sea is made of water. anyway your point is?
It's not a blanket term it's the primary term for our nation. It refers to our ethnicity, nationality, culture, geography, history.

Woman not being fat challenge

>>211676443
Just got this notification, Iran struck back huh...

https://youtu.be/3-T4b85LagA

Pissrael killed more children and people minding their own business, but what about the dollarcaust? 666 billion jews died, send $$$ and underaged children asap!

and now the end is near

had another dream where i was killing people with a spear

got a sore bollock with a lump in it

>>211676519
You get your news via Internet Explorer?

>>211676519
I hate them

>>211676536
no. link was provided to reddit stupidpol

>>211676519
Should have let Germany do the needful.

>>211676533
Probably epididymitis

https://www.reddit.com/r/glasgow/comments/1l9s6jc/grot_rot_basic_etiquette/


corrr glaswegians are so lucky

Poland tho amirite. Woo. Yikes.

>>211676624
reads like a fetish larp to be honest

>>211676624
bit of light war and peace in the morning, im not reading all that

Jews killing Aryan leaders in an attempt to reduce the masses to being slaves for the Jews is a tactic they've been practicing for 2000 years.

They are an agent of biological decomposition.

>>211676632
Misread Poland as Pooland. I honestly wish there was a poo themed amusement park named PooLand.

>>211676624
Don't get why normies are so disgusted by bare feet. You'd have no issue with someone putting their bare hands on a seat even though these would be many times more unhygienic

Did you lads know anyone onboard?

>>211676377
you're about to die for israel

>>211676675
Those Aryan leaders in Iran?

(´◡`)

>>211676675
Mind boggling how Anglo control of the USA was transferred to them. We're their big bully in the world, and eventually our throats will be slit for it. We should have never compromised our original core values, it's been a slippery slope into becoming a country everyone used to love to a country everyone hates.

Observations of Biomass, 13/06/2025

Two browns (possibly Arabs or Turks judging by their physiognomy) jabbering away to each other in the street loudly in the morning on their way to work at god knows where. Browns have no inner monologue.

i think journalists should be arrested for things like this

>>211676679
It's called India lad.

elf bldg bra

>>211676728
what does inner monologue have to do with them talking to each other?

You lot going on about the jews secretly running the world again? That secret that everyone is aware of that makes it no longer a secret?

>>211676717
Yes. Here's one of the nuclear scientists Israel murdered >>211676116

Blue-grey eyes are a very Aryan trait.

>>211676772
Can't believe they killed my Aryan brother like this

>>211676763
Browns talk constantly because they cease to exist as beings when they stop talking.

Hulahulahulahulah

>>211676765
It's illegal to talk about. They blackmail you and threaten you over talking about it. Until they bit ends, people will feel resentment and hatred.

lol English stay home

posted about it on reddit and honked his horn award

bonus points for: (allegedly) calling the police to help but also calling them "pigs" in a cringe typed scottish accent

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Eryreeeeeee

>>211676681
what I've heard is that people who have problems with feet in general grew up with a parent who had very disgusting feet and so they think of all feet as diseased and repulsive

Top 10% contribute roughly £182billion in income tax.

This equates to about 16% of the entire UK government budget (central revenue).

>>211676811
Doesn't really address my point about it not being a secret considering everyone has heard of it.

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>>211676866
probably should have lost their virginity at 17 like the rest of us and it wouldn't have been a problem

>>211676858
The people groan about jews because they are shitty managers driving the West off a cliff of diversity and multiculturalism, not because it's interpreted as 'a secret'.

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>>211676884
So you agree they don't secretly run the world?

>>211676837
Kys
>>211676861
Kys
>>211676875
Kys
>>211676896
Kys
>>211676916
Kys

>>211676833
>obviously i would have got involved

Lmaooo

im still on iOS 17

Get the small boats ON our shores
Get the migrants IN our women

I would've been one the top guys at the Wannsee Conference. Heydrich's go-to guy.

my work just got a shell go for the toil vehicles . it's over right?

>>211676833
Do Scottish people say lbs instead of kg?

Migrants' bellies full.
Migrants' bollocks empty.

*turns heads with a cracking shot for six*

Luv my pensioners frozen
Luv my migrants pampered
Luv my timmies euthanized
Luv my katies stretched

>>211676921
By attaching a stigma around openly discussing jews and the problems jews inflict on others, they're forcing people to talk about them on platforms such as this one. You cannot speak openly about it in government, at your workplace, school, public setting without facing reprisal, we're acting as if it's a secret.

But no I don't think a majority of people know. You forget how dull normies are..

Strange state of affairs when the only country I can respect as a quasi national socialist is Israel. If I were not an aryan I would wish to be a Jew.

Get the migrants fed
Get the migrants washed
Get the migrants medically checked
Get the migrants housed
Get the migrants shagged
Get the migrants paid

>>211676981
So they do secretly run the world even though everyone has heard of that?

>>211676939
Kys
>>211676961
Kys
>>211676978
Kys
>>211677004
Kys

>>211677024
They run the world, and some people are aware yet it remains a secret to others.

Indians are trying their best to blame the plane and not the pilot lmao

>>211677047
need nathan fielder on the case

>>211677042
And yet you're banned from talking about it even though it's a secret no one knows about?

THE BEACONS OF TEL AVIV!
THE BEACONS ARE LIT!
ISRAEL CALLS FOR AID!!!

Would drag my sack through a mile of barbed wire, cacti and rubbing alcohol to sniff one of her particularly pungent farts.

memes aside, don't you think it's impressive we can assassinate nuclear scientists from 3k km away

>>211677065
Yes. You forget how other social media sites work? We're on 4chan you knob. This is the site your government is cancelling, because post 'jews run the world' here.

fucking freezing here lads

>>211677080
Where was Israel when the 2nd tower fell?

>the jews are so evil guys
>why what are they doing
>they're attacking middle eastern nations that hate the western world
you're going to have to sell this to me a bit harder leftypol

>>211677114
kekkkkk

>>211677102
I hope you die in nuclear fire you coward demon scum. All of your technology was pilfered from the USA through your cousins.

>>211677102
it would be impressive if you didnt get a trillion dollars from the US every 5 minutes

>>211677109
why dont you just live in britain in july and australia in december

>>211677102
Very, and that Israel has the balls to take action, no snivelling debate, no think tank advisory, nor experts consulted - they ACT.

>>211677117
Iranians are more friendly and hospitable to Americans than Israelis are. We're viewed with contempt and suspicion in Israel. Should be the other way around after what we've done to Iran..

>>211677117
too early for this bait lad

>>211677102
honestly yeah it's quite funny you guys and russia are the only ones bold enough to openly assassinate people not really caring what anyone thinks

How many days until the ofcom ban?

>>211677148
>>211677151
sorry I'm just never going to like muslims no matter how much you guys try and make me

Kevin Smith is 90% of the reason that people think this country is retarded

>>211677178
its 8am get a grip

I thought Israel and Iran were the same thing?

>>211676519
Air spat a my phone when bibi mentioned the Bible in his most recent statement

>>211677117
only reason thirdies feel the need for despot leaders is because of the sabotage we constantly inflict on their nations to try to get them to turn to our ways. thats what spreading democracy means. it means let america and europe insert their candidate into your election

>>211677197
not really relevant to the discussion mohammad

>>211677193
didn't even know he was canadian

>>211677148
Iranians are friendly and hospitable. They also hate their rulers and long for regime change

im cuckoo for poopoo

Praying

>uhmm iranians are heckin based actually and if you read the quaran you'd find out that islam is as well
ah I can see this is the brown hands posting hours

iran has the best transsexuals

oh iran
iran so far away

>>211677223
>>211677247
meltdown

There were at least 2 qts who died on that plane

>>211677243
Amen

ill be drinking 16 million beers tonight

at the hotel and the coffee and tea is encased in some form of plastic

>>211677262
away and have your 8th prayer of the day to bacon being evil and stop replying to me

>>211677228
Look up the film 'Yoga Hosers'

This is proof that taking drugs doesn't make you creative and that you need some kind of baseline creativity or artistic vision to begin with.

>>211677275
i would have had a threesome with them and made beautiful tan babies

>>211677290
meltie

>>211677243
Amen

>>211677247
Iran isn’t majority muslim anymore.

>>211677178
Me either. Muslims don't belong in your country or mine. We have millions of them however because we support jews, and jews use our laws to strangle us with. Are you going to be a dupe your entire life?

>>211677289
they only open it if you pay extra?

>>211677306
>Zoroastrian
Ancient Achaemenid religion.

>>211677231
Right, and Russia and Ukraine want the USA to run them as open borders liberal utopias.
True.

Why are none and atheist counted as two different things

>>211677315
I thought the bald fella working for trump trying to deport everyone was a jew?

just got grangled by a law

remember that game watch dogs where you scan pedestrians it tells you they secretly had a wank. women have that power

If muslims weren't the way they are it wouldn't be as big an issue if they showed up on mass thus they will always be the larger issue before jews are
You wouldn't be complaining if the Norwegians were immigrating on mass to your country in the millions

>>211676624
Should've complimented her feet

I don’t have a problem with real troons. Unfortunately they make up maybe a percent or two of the troon population at best. Most are led into it by white mothers, autists and middle aged fetishists

>>211677345
That was Biden's bald fella, who brought in 20 million Hispanics, Africans, Chinese, Muslims, and Indians. Oh and he speaks Hebrew, goes to synagogue, and got Israel into the visa waiver program.

based israel trying to liberate the persian people from their despotic rulers

Mental how foreigners are the well known and established reason why all the main cities in the world like Rome,London,La,Paris etc are complete shitholes now and everyone is just like "yeah but that's the way it is innit" and we have to accept it

>>211677326
already opened it now and sucking a nescafé covfefe

>>211676880
>17
lol loser

>>211677399
think they have some sort of megalomania that gives them 'it ends with me' attitude to their genetic line

Bonnie Blue is the new face of Britannia

>>211677377
Israel infiltrates Western governments for the purpose of stealing secrets, sex trafficking children, and controlling those governments. If our governments keep admitting Muslims into our countries, maybe the 2 are related?

>>211677453
shes such a whore that it stops being cringe and becomes based

>>211677428
and despite literally everyone knowing this categorical fact, you're not allowed to talk about it too much otherwise you get your life ruined lol.
very bizarre and menacing atmosphere leftypol has campaigned to embed

>>211677148
>Iranians are friendly and hospitable to Americans

Screaming!!

You have clearly never been to Iran, last time I visited I seen a man throw a bucket of piss onto some American missionaries

>>211677434
grim. should of gone out and got yourself a rombouts

>>211677464
I don't think that's true

>>211677479
leftypol turning a blind eye to this

>>211677467
why were they trying to spread their ideology in a foreign country then. go back

>>211677487
name 1 other person whos doing it like shes the undisputed goat

>>211677479
>bodily fluid

surely no one will be able to ascertain which fluid, such is the ambiguity of this phrasing. We simply cannot know.

Migrants have single handily ruined Rome I can't between the Italians don't go mental about it.

Rome is an absolutely beautiful city yet it is absolutely miserable to be in it as the city is full of African and Muslims scammers, thieves and criminals at literally every corner

>>211677467
>last time I visited
Sure you weren't in Jerusalem?

>>211677479
mad how blacks have ugly androgyny whereas white people have attractive androgyny

>>211677510
why didn’t they capitalise ‘israel’?

>>211677507
She’s giving whores a bad name

>>211677289
This nigga never been to a hotel before

>>211677504
They weren't religious missionaries, they were literally volunteers at a homeless facility

>>211677510
These chaps were in the other week when I was walking about. They were on Sauchiehall St then though, just past the Savoy.

moving up in the world now though, prime real estate there

>>211677507
Your mum

>>211677515
didn't see any when I was there

>>211677510
and er I meant the sand dog sculpter guys here obviously >>211677539 not the bog standard palastine stall which is always there and no one cares about

>>211677542
done me

>>211677512
It’s semen. Cum, jizz, baby batter, liquid silk

>>211677534
ye missionaries do incontrovertibly moralistic acts to manipulate foreign communities without pushback. go back home

>>211677528
She doesn’t like the fact that Bonnie is making millions whilst actually shagging people on camera unlike her who makes millions and doesn’t even get fully naked for pics. Probably scared she’s going to start to lose out

>>211677528
Her pay pigs want to see her dicked and she doesn't to put out

>>211677563
is it mate yeah glad you cleared that up for us

>>211677520

Meanwhile white physiognomy be like this

>>211677565
They were uni students you absolute spastic, one literally had a Lenin T shirt on they clearly weren't religious

Honestly leftypol has lost the room so hard it's insane
Vile little creature

>>211677603
communism has all the same hallmarks as religion

The muslim lads have been banging a fella. Suspiciously big clit and that

>>211677621
>retarded phone poster doesnt even include his prison time

>>211677626
I don't give a fuck fat bitch

>>211677567
Don't get it, Aisha is prettier than Soph but makes less bag

>>211677684
gave enough of a fuck to reply

>>211677683
21 years 9months sorry

>>211677741
>>211677741
>>211677741

smoking nigga weed and drawing yuri