Thread 211675053

Warplanes are piloted exclusively by gay men

>>211675220
>line of work involves sitting on something long and hard for hours on end
Checks out.

>>211675324
It's basically cock vore

member when we used to count the threads?

>>211676143
>January 2022
Ah, two months before it went to shit.
Checked it, I made that thread.

>>211675053 (OP)
nesher is such a kino plane

Haben Sie gay people in your country?

>>211676739
Why did you post that >:(

>>211676901
I was reading the manga just before so I posted a pic from it.

>>211675053 (OP)
>>211675220
I wanted to be a pilot when i was a kid. Does that make me gay?

>>211676929
lol homo

>>211676928
To answer your question: sadly yes. But remember /balt/ AND /ausnz/ is a 100% straight general so we are against such content here!

Good morning Saars, 0 days have passed since the last Jewish trick.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s8hEtI9AI0U

>>211676995
There is nothing gay happening in my picture, they were just friends

>>211677146
well that was something huh, if anything ever happened id say something like "i look forward to seeing you on the front lines" but regrettably nothing ever happens

>>211677146
They can't keep getting away with this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZebXKhDojk
zomg

meow :3

anyone here since 2018? oldfag checking in after a long and bumpy journey. gotta recreate euronia lost that shit ay

>>211680464
>2018
>oldfag
That's post-2016 election tourist

any of you's staring down the barrel of divorce?

>>211680505
for balt shit yeah, i can't stand the way it's become post 2016. way too many glowies and psy ops and schizos. fakkin dregs of society on here too. just coupla cool cunts inbetween it all

>>211680571
Getting married next in year Lithuania, so not yet.

>>211680464
here since day one baby

>>211681177
We're you here during the comfy afternoon-only threads?

>>211681177
why no do something else, so many cool things to see my guy. only use me lappy on the choof, you got any good spots near ya lad?

>>211680991
have you got 1. Property? 2. A career? without these two things the nuclear family is a very hard thing to achieve.

>>211681300
I don't know what you're talking about, but probably. I've been on 4chan since 2004-05, and on int since it appeared. Took short breaks occasionally, but not more than couple of months.

anyone else here like fucking with the french?

>>211680571
No mate, most of us are incels here. But I feel for you

>>211680991
Congratulations diaspoo.
Does she know lithuanian at least?

>>211681431
Not to brag but that guy is pretty rich and successful career-wise

Today has been a GOOD day.

>>211683459
why

>>211683645
Literally nothing to complain about, unlike yesterday. Even the weather is perfect.

>>211681431
>have you got 1. Property? 2. A career? without these two things the nuclear family is a very hard thing to achieve.
Even with these things it's difficult, Americans are the richest people in history, and they can't do it successfully. You could argue that wealth and freedom destroy the nuclear family model.
>>211682164
I'm a spiritual NEET & incel thougheverbeit

https://youtu.be/QJyOo9MQY7E?si=hoaNdBY6zOh8Yzfe

Have you cleaned your room today

>>211681431
he is marrying a black transwoman from jamaica btw
>>211689043
actually yes

my room is always clean and dust free

>realfeel 0 degrees
Ack.

>>211690266
nice

>>211690412
French Art.

>>211689043
>there is porn on the internet
ok?

>>211682090
Thanks. Doing it in a really nice wooden church. Her family are Catholic Bongs so it's all good.
Just some of the basics. Angloid tongues aren't made for it.

>>211690266
My room was always dusty as fuck, no matter how much I didn't do in it (I even changed my clothes in a different room).
Turns out it was the wall vents, which were connected to the outside air, letting in outside air indoors. And whatever crap was in the sub-wall.

>Germany doesn't have a government owned postal service
Grim.

>>211692414
Then again when has any government ran anything well, bunch of incompetent tax stealing cunts

>>211692461
When it's not a democracy.
The government figured out how to literally split atoms, make smallpox extinct, colonised America et cetera.

>>211692461
The UK spends 1 billion pounds a month on benefits for foreigners (people without citizenship) currently. That's not including the Snackbar, Jeet, and African "refugees" coming on boats from France to claim "asylum".

>>211692642
The royal mail has always worked well for me, but it got privatized about 10 years ago.

>>211692642
ALL politicians are crooks no matter the political system. Every. Single. one. On every. Single. Country.

>>211692719
>Royal Mail isn't actually run by the Crown
This is a major case of false advertisment.

>>211692756
It was bought again recently by a Czech billionaire I believe.

>>211692743
Sure. They have to be. But you said they never achieved anything. Most great achievemnts of mankind were done by government.

'For of men it may generally be affirmed, that they are thankless, fickle, false studious to avoid danger, greedy of gain, devoted to you while you are able to confer benefits upon them, and ready, as I said before, while danger is distant, to shed their blood, and sacrifice their property, their lives, and their children for you; but in the hour of need they turn against you'.
'A man who wishes to act entirely up to his professions of virtue soon meets with what destroys him among so much that is evil'.

I'm very good at kingdom two crowns

I need some educated & smart Lithuanian friends irl.

>>211692793
Sad, just sad.
I fear the day AusPost becomes private.

Because when has the government actually reduced taxes or improved other areas when selling off their businesses?
We still had a national bank until 1996.

>>211693316
Royal mail still seems to hire native Brits. It could just be my perception, but when I've got a royal mail parcel (which is most of them for regular mail) or delivery for some items, it's always a proper Brit. If I get something from Amazon or someone that uses DPD, it's nearly always a non-euro. Though the other day I had a new washing machine delivered and installed from amazon and it was two Polish chaps that did it.

>>211692949
Ok bootlicker.

>>211693638
Okay Sklavenmoral.

>>211693752
What's the normie and mainstream media perception of the UK like in Australia?

>>211693795
Honesty, I don't know. I think most people will just think of London.
Most Australians wouldn't want to move to the UK though, I can say that.

Australian men are probably aware of the migrant issue you guys have, women probably don't.

>>211694013
>I think most people will just think of London.
London is a gigantic shithole, by far the worst part of the UK. The UK is genuinely a great place if you can afford to live in a smaller town or the countryside. It's orderly, quiet, safe, clean, pretty, lots of things to do, and everyone is polite. Everything works. It's a mess if you go into one of the big cities or specific smaller cities.
But I am not surprised that Australians wouldn't care too much.

>>211694170
London is a shithole even if you're giga rich, hundreds of millions or more.

>fell in love seeing and talking to a female coworker as an incel
I knew cutting back on alcohol was a mistake.

>>211694702
Mano brolis is kitos motinos, AUVRIMAS?!

doctors can't be incels

>>211694914
Who is she? Tell us more details

>>211695070
Family doctor resident. She will go back to Gowno in two months and my suffering will end. Wanted to pick residency in radiology but decided she likes to work with people more (kek).

>>211695243
What does she look like?
>2 months
You've got 2 months breh. Ask her out or something. Don't know what the work dynamics are at your facility.
>decided she likes to work with people more (kek).
Confirmed 100% biological female.

>>211694702
>>211695243
as in love (love) or love (sex)? Last and only time i fell in love was in high school. Felt like a prisoner. Never again
>>211695390
>Confirmed 100% biological female.
unlike your jamaican wife

>>211695460
I had a Nigerian med student want to fuck me once and she knew about Lithuania.

>>211695625
Nigerian (female)*******

>>211695460
love (love) because it is hard to find people who like listening to me talk about and ask questions about xray as well as sonography diagnostics, even booted up the one in the backroom no one uses due to not having a license for it.
>>211695390
Not for me man I am KHHHHVHHJSHDGSGHDHVV.

>can't buy alcohol after 8pm in Lithuania
>had to put my litre bottles of beer back and got told off

Wtf lel

>>211695819
Who are you? Are you a proper Bong lad?
>>211695710
Nigga, just talk to her and ask her out or something, med women are weird af, it will be fine.

>>211695819
welcome back to shithuania, diaspoo. Aurimui visada rankos dreba po 20 val...

>>211695940
>rankos dreba po 20 val
Nikada niebuva ka čia pisi?

>>211695940
Nigga that is not me. I will be in Lithuania in August though.

August, Aurimas. Remember that. Put it in your diary. We will link up.

>>211696096
4chinz people is the least I need now.

>>211695990
jo jo nebūna... :^)
>>211695999
>Nigga that is not me.
same people. You should know by now that britishers fly to vilnius to get pissed for the weekend. Į vestuves pakviesi?

>>211695936
Yeah this is my third trip to Lithuania, been all over this lovely country. Palanga to Marijampolė to the Hill of Crosses.

>>211696361
that's your bf?

>>211696239
Nebuk bailys. Ateik pasilinksminti ir pakeliauti po Lietuva. Turesiu tik kelias laisvas dienas, o likusi laika praleisiu su suzadetine ir seima.
>>211696347
Most Bongs don't know what Lithuania is. They only know about Poland or Romania. You need to meet an educated Bong and even then, it's hit or miss. I recall reading an article about how the Bong police didn't even know how to deal with organised Lithuanian criminals in the beginning, they simply had no information about Lithuania.
>>211696361
Why did you go mate? I left a cross at the hill of crosses, you may have seen it!

Also don't be a faggot and ask the girl out

>>211696347
For real the hand jerking thing? Real, real drunks, not me, all the cringe I posted? Harmless. Performance at work? Slightly reduced. If you get to this point you are 48 hours away from a DT. My man mittensquad here drank 2L of Jameson every day. Can you imagine that, 80 fucking standard units he was never really sober a day in his life ever since he started coping this way 4 to 5 times more than I ever coped with.

>>211696716
My best mate married a Lithuanian and it's just nice innit. Walk in the park, little vandalism, swim in the river.

Lithuanians can be a bit stern and dour but they warm up if they know you

>>211696716
>Ateik pasilinksminti ir pakeliauti po Lietuva
Neturiu laiko dėl darbo dar man močiutęs aplankyti reikia
>o likusi laika praleisiu su suzadetine ir seima
Nu blet pizdec senį nereikia taip stumti žiauriai

>>211696967
>Neturiu laiko dėl darbo dar man močiutęs aplankyti reikia

>>211696921
>little vandalism
What vandalism?
>>211696967
>man močiutęs aplankyti reikia
Based. Taip pat aplankysiu savo mociute. Bet vis tiek galime susitikti!

>>211696716
tai rodyk bobą

>>211697036
I used 2/3 of paid leave saar sorry and I am gonna use the rest next month to go to Zarasai and Radvyliškis.

>>211696967
How proud is your mociute of you btw?

>>211694702
>keep getting dreams about a coworker with whom I never interacted nor she knows that I exist
this is pure torture for my wizard ass

>>211697160
That's what I meant lad, there's basically no vandalism here. Kids aren't just knobheads

>>211697231
Both approaching 90's, one in excellent shape the other medium to say the least. Very proud but like my mother keep pestering me about the whole gf thing. Extended family meetings are the worst in this regard.

>>211697358
Just take the fritzpill

>>211697358
>Extended family meetings are the worst in this regard.
I can relate to that.

>>211697295
I like to tell my Bong mates going to Lithuania is like going back to the UK when it was all proper Brits. The UK is still very good outside the 3 main cities and about 4-5 smaller ones. You are mistaken about kids not being little shits though. But you are correct, Lithuanians aren't outwardly friendly and polite like Brits. Extremely loyal people if you make friends with them 1 on 1 though. It's a nation of introverts unless alcohol is involved.
>>211697358
Great. My surviving Grandma is about 87 and I need to give her a ring on Sunday. I ring her almost every Sunday and talk shit.
How old are you? I forgot.
Who are your extended family and what are they asking you?

>>211694170
We have the small, comfy towns too. Except there's nothing at all to do in them and everything is really far away. I'd assume any way, it's already boring as shit where I live and I live in the 'metropolitan' part of Victoria. Or maybe I'm too sperg to enjoy normal things.

But yeah, our big cities are still very 'liveable', if you can afford it. And I think Brisbane has a more 'comfy town' feel to it compared to Melbourne, without being too remote, so there's not much the UK can offer over living here.

Aurimas is trying to ditch me

>>211697746
It's a huge family tree, my grannie from fathers side has 3 sisters with families so you get the gist. Basically why le young man like me isn't driving up these meetings with his own wife and children like the rest of 10 trillion whatever the hell cousins, nieces, nephews I was never good with naming these things
>>211697886
Cadavers are safer than 4chinz people

>>211698108
Much bigger family than me. Do you have people asking you for money now btw?
And my nigga, I am not going to rape you or anything

>>211692642
Hegel had a ridiculous hard-on for Napoleon, it is crazy how much he simped for him

>>211694702
ngl I fear the day it will inevitably happen to me again

>>211678011
Unironically like this band

Early caturday.
>>211698264
>asking you for money now btw?
No I only support my immediate family, the rest are doing quite fine actually especially my cousin in Norway he is living a neet life on inheritance and gibs
>am not going to rape you or anything
What is said on 4chin I rather keep on 4chin, I don't particularly cotton to it having spilled out IRL.

>>211698674
ngl grybukas looking dapper af

>>211698674
We need to 1v1 on runescape one day

>>211698723
Range finder reflection in his eye. Here is with a flash.

>>211698832
No rules

>>211698674
Have you not doxxed yourself more than once?
Patinka katinas

>>211698960
Can't know what and where I do. If you did my work mail and phone number would be massively shat up by now.

>>211698508
Can't remember which book it is, but he wrote a whole page soyfacing over Napoleon arriving in his city and declared him as the World-Historical-Figure. Also fuck Napoleon, he promised Lithuania freedom, then went back on it.

>>211699029
I would not dox you even if I knew your direct location and the time you took a shit every morning. Not my thing.

>>211699091
>french poland

>>211699091
Did he write it in normal humanly language at least or was it his usual

Hi friends! I think Latvia is one of the biggest countries where girls wear leather clothes. Latvians like to be in the leather, but there is a problem, Latvian girls complex, they like to wear leather jackets and pants, but they do not accept fetish, this is very strange with these girls. I watch her on the social network Instagram, I see every second girl with leather clothes, but it does not go hand in hand with the fact that Latvian girls from my observations are the most complex themselves against leather fetish. In summary, Latvia is the country where girls wear the most leather clothing. Latvia is a country where girls do not accept leather fetish the most. In summary, it does not sound good and correct. What do you think about Latvian girls? Have you had an association with these girls? What can you say about their dressed leather, agree with my observations?

>>211698919
Exactly that, no f-ing rules

>>211699488
Excellent post.

>>211699427
>“I saw the Emperor– this world‑soul – riding out of the city on reconnaissance. It is indeed a wonderful sensation to see such an individual, who, concentrated here at a single point, astride a horse, reaches out over the world and masters it … this extraordinary man, whom it is impossible not to admire.”

>>211699630
I have seen this exact quote before, yes

>>211699781
Pov.

>>211695819
Good. They saved you from drinking that pisswater.

>>211700037
Agreed. Utenos and Kalnapilis is horse piss.

Marš, marš kareivėliai!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-RgRXH_379k

>>211700140
I shill for Vilkmerges alus for free.

If Aurimas met up, we'd be playing top tunes like this all around Lithuania
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HpjZISx-KzM
From Vilnius to Klaipeda, they'd hear true sons of the nation coming.

Alri time to watch my evening movie

>>211701391
Gayest thing I've ever clicked on. Just watch the mummy or indiana jones 1 like a heterosexual

Found a classic version I've not heard before
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9xLgLmeKlFo

>>211681910
Back when /balt/ started, there was no thread until about 4-5 pm. Was genuinely the most comfy thread on the board. A lot of it was spent posting ww2 songs, which might seem cringe now, but back then in was the shit. The thread lasted until about 11 pm
Later the thread was ruined by tranny tripfags, forced 24/7 threads, plug.dj and other shit.

>>211703295
It's still a slow af thread. Which is a good thing or something.