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Anonymous Malaysia No.211675187 [Report] >>211675202 >>211675419 >>211676326 >>211676777 >>211676817 >>211676857 >>211676879 >>211677446 >>211678260 >>211678273
You wake up in India
What do you do?
Anonymous Thailand No.211675202 [Report]
>>211675187 (OP)
paki pilot
Anonymous United States No.211675236 [Report] >>211675266
At least it's not Malaysia.

Hindus aren't as bad as Muslims.
Anonymous United States No.211675246 [Report] >>211675266
go to my nearest US Embassy and ask for a flight back
Anonymous Malaysia No.211675266 [Report] >>211675280 >>211677392
>>211675236
There's 200 million Muslims in India lmao
>>211675246
You get detained and are sent to El Salvador instead
What do you do now
Anonymous United States No.211675280 [Report]
>>211675266
I become the prettiest jail bussy for the salvadorean bulls
Anonymous United States No.211675289 [Report] >>211676972
Shit on the floor
Anonymous Australia No.211675419 [Report]
>>211675187 (OP)
dont eat or drink anything, get to an embassy and hope they have a CBRN decontamination shower
Anonymous United States No.211675477 [Report] >>211676038
Have xhey given an actual reason for the crash
Anonymous Malaysia No.211676038 [Report]
>>211675477
No
Anonymous Bangladesh No.211676326 [Report]
>>211675187 (OP)
Dying from plane crash in India sounds more fun than living there
Anonymous New Zealand No.211676777 [Report]
>>211675187 (OP)
>PULL UP SAMIR
>SAMIR YOU'RE BREAKING THE AIRCRAFT SAMIR WE'RE NOT GOING TO MAKE IT TO LONDON SIR
Anonymous Japan No.211676817 [Report] >>211677767
>>211675187 (OP)
I have the weakest stomach and even mild Japanese curry gives me diarrhea. I can’t even imagine what would happen if I ate Indian street food.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211676857 [Report] >>211677098
>>211675187 (OP)
Make arrangements to leave.
Anonymous United States No.211676879 [Report]
>>211675187 (OP)
I stay indoors until I can get a full on military grade gas mask delivered, then I try to get a plane the fuck out of there.
Anonymous Saudi Arabia No.211676972 [Report]
>>211675289
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8BAdOUyaBv0
Anonymous New Zealand No.211677098 [Report]
>>211676857
Just don't get on a plane headed for Gatwick you might die in a fireball
Anonymous United States No.211677392 [Report] >>211677458
>>211675266
I just looked up El Salvador and abortion is illegal there now.
They stopped the crime.
They have actual consequences.
When I moved to a different state I had considered a few places like Dominican Republic or Malta but none of them had the right combination of laws for a good culture.

Now maybe El Salvador does?
I might have to look into the requirements to move there.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.211677446 [Report]
>>211675187 (OP)
Lose my entire navy to a single European ship
Anonymous United States No.211677458 [Report]
>>211677392
Much like the mother and child isles in wind waker, there are 2 ways to get there and you have to pick the right one
Anonymous Spain No.211677767 [Report]
>>211676817
You would become another Ganges tributary.
Anonymous Australia No.211678260 [Report] >>211678261
>>211675187 (OP)
I'd shit myself.
Anonymous Egypt No.211678261 [Report]
>>211678260
Jews
Anonymous Bangladesh No.211678273 [Report] >>211678284
>>211675187 (OP)
Die
Anonymous Egypt No.211678284 [Report]
>>211678273
Jews?