You wake up in India
What do you do?

>>211675187 (OP)
paki pilot

At least it's not Malaysia.

Hindus aren't as bad as Muslims.

go to my nearest US Embassy and ask for a flight back

>>211675236
There's 200 million Muslims in India lmao
>>211675246
You get detained and are sent to El Salvador instead
What do you do now

>>211675266
I become the prettiest jail bussy for the salvadorean bulls

Shit on the floor

>>211675187 (OP)
dont eat or drink anything, get to an embassy and hope they have a CBRN decontamination shower

Have xhey given an actual reason for the crash

>>211675477
No

>>211675187 (OP)
Dying from plane crash in India sounds more fun than living there

>>211675187 (OP)
>PULL UP SAMIR
>SAMIR YOU'RE BREAKING THE AIRCRAFT SAMIR WE'RE NOT GOING TO MAKE IT TO LONDON SIR

>>211675187 (OP)
I have the weakest stomach and even mild Japanese curry gives me diarrhea. I can’t even imagine what would happen if I ate Indian street food.

>>211675187 (OP)
Make arrangements to leave.

>>211675187 (OP)
I stay indoors until I can get a full on military grade gas mask delivered, then I try to get a plane the fuck out of there.

>>211675289
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8BAdOUyaBv0

>>211676857
Just don't get on a plane headed for Gatwick you might die in a fireball

>>211675266
I just looked up El Salvador and abortion is illegal there now.
They stopped the crime.
They have actual consequences.
When I moved to a different state I had considered a few places like Dominican Republic or Malta but none of them had the right combination of laws for a good culture.

Now maybe El Salvador does?
I might have to look into the requirements to move there.

>>211675187 (OP)
Lose my entire navy to a single European ship

>>211677392
Much like the mother and child isles in wind waker, there are 2 ways to get there and you have to pick the right one

>>211676817
You would become another Ganges tributary.

>>211675187 (OP)
I'd shit myself.

>>211678260
Jews

>>211675187 (OP)
Die

>>211678273
Jews?