>>211677741 (OP)strawberry summer fruits grapefruit blood orange fizzy moon-ade
>>211677777blessed quints
>>211677785how do you pronounce that
>>211677811Do you know how to pronounce LL
>>211677820like laurence llewelyn bowen and lloyd
I was just wondering about the vowels
>Bit worried about this immigration lark
*ignored*
>Can we reduce this immigration lark
*admonished*
>I am actively going to protest this immigration lark
*criminalised*
What's next?
Why do we always have to get involved and reprimand Israel just because they got hands Muslims in the middle east keep getting banged?
Iran just got happy slapped by Israel they can either back down and say sorry or they get slapped up, why is this our concern innit?
>>211677851get them in, get them housed?
>>211677802it sounds very good
>>211677861Can they be poorer?
Nth for the gyal x baddiedem
>>211677851If I was guessing this is the order it will go in the UK
>Current situation with mass migration >Muslim population grows steadily >Few more terrorist attacks and grooming scandals >Intense riots amongst the working class >They get vilified and locked up >Muslims and antifa get more support to violently attack and dox anyone who riots without much if any government scrutiny or punishment >After a couple of years of intense and lengthy punishments for any anti migration protests or public disobedience >Eventually all Muslim and migration protesting will only be allowed to be talked about amongst the poor and working class (who are the ones who get the consequences of migration and islam)>From that point it's just a steady rise in migration and islam as the years go by People don't realise once the Muslim population of the UK gets to 25% it's literally game over for Brits
greegs need to go out of business
its not very good quality for what you pay for 2bh
The level of bullying kids are going to get when their mums are all on tiktok and social media?
I remember a kid who got bullied because his mum had purple hair, imagine the kids who's mums are on tiktok doing joke sketches running to the toilet after a man cums in them
>>211677845Iโm shit at writing it out
LL-ey-ad
How is subway still making money
>Here is some bread and some chicken and sauce
>That will be ยฃ12 please
leftypol promulgating his liberal ideals by...
*checks notes*
demanding we invite millions of anti-liberal people into the country
very strange
>>211677999My mum used to have bikini pics on Facebook. People in my year used to print them out at school they were everywhere. Itโs honestly a miracle I didnโt kill myself back at school
>>211677999why would they run to the toilet?
>>211678007like lay-ad? or leh-yad?
>>211677985I once got called racist in greggs
>>211678059Can it be worse? Hmm?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0MFQtwUXzNM
>>211678030I'm not trying to bully but was your mum fit?
You could have definitely turned that into a win and became popular, you just didn't have the willpower
>>211678019convenience and visibility/marketing probably
>>211678052First one but with LL
remember my trans phase and miss the cute clothes I could wear
>>211678059no
it's too spooky for me
>>211678075Go on Iโd love to know how
leftypol walking up to you first thing in the morning and asking if ur siding with iran or israel
I have positioned myself in a niche community that means I get to shag decent to attractive alternative and goth girls
In return I can't have any public religious, political or economical opinions and have to be around the occasional tranny and have to say I agree with things like pro immigration, trans kids getting surgery, trans women in sports, men are scum and the patriarchy is evil etc
Lol yanks are all getting drafted
>>211678131looks japanese
>>211678135She wasnโt ugly or fat
Iโm not going to call my own mum fit
>>211678030Ever shag her up the arse?
>>211678131leftypol cant help but be patronising to black people lol.
morning dee lads, everyday we above ground is a great day x
>>211678108lace is peak fashion
Might commit a racially motivated sex crime in Chinatown
Late night poo barm on the cards
Never been a bully me but not because I wouldn't have liked to bully a little mong or anything but simply because I don't understand how people don't understand the concept of revenge.
If I got bullied to the point it ruined my life for a serious length of time I'm dedicating my life to ruining theirs forever. I wouldn't even put any effort in or let it dictate my life I'd just put aside an hour a week for the next decade or two to target them. Writing graffiti in their area they are a nonce, calling their work place saying they were making weird comments about my child, randomly messaging people on their social media with intricate stories about them grooming kids online, paying random kids to egg their house etc.
Most bullies end up working for their victims in the future
>>211678191Imagine still being this mindraped from childhood.
>>211678235I was a victim at school now Iโm a neet with nothing. Destroyed my confidence and any drive or ambition I had
>>211678265Spoken like a true runt
Revenge isn't an unhappy thing it's an enjoyable experience
>>211678295Spoken like a psychopath
>>211678318Starcraft II Ultra Graphics.
getting too bright too early
in my downtime and days off work I enjoy fucking about online at home, alone, and exercising
I'm sure going out and socialising is fun and rewarding and what life's really about but it's not for me. It's not for me.
and we're never gonna survive, unless, we get a little crazy
this guy thinks back to the future was a documentary
getting too dark too early
watching itv literally every one of these prize winners winning ยฃ250k, ยฃ100k ยฃ1,000,000 are all fucking boomers like they donโt have enough already
Did my first session of building up to the pig squat (20 reps with the bar, 19 reps with 30kg and so on up to 1 rep at 210kg) before my 30th next month
Absolutely flew through, did 20 reps 1 plate, 15 at 2 plates, 10 at 3 plates and 5 at 4 plates then went back down. Probably add 20kg to everything next week and then something like 10x10 with 100kg and 1 minute rests the week after to prime for the volume
The saga of actling like a zoomer bully and being incredibly inpolite to random people for no reason continues.
There's a man having a conversation on a phone in Swahili at a slightly louder than average volume and the first thing my brain produces is "Bro is speaking 5 languages. He's a genius"
Do you reckon they do a mental evaluation on people before they go on that Golden Balls TV show?
If someone sits Infront of me and picks steal and takes 40k from me while smiling while I have two heavy round metal balls Infront of me I'm smashing them in the face with it
>>211678396hope the bar falls and chokes you to death, boring blogging cunt
>>211678405Can it be worse though? The shitiest account known to the whole humankind done by the poorest thinking nation possible.
>>211678373It's because everyone else is at work or school/uni and don't have time wait around all morning for a zesty nigga to announce they could win 50k and a kia niro
there's gonna be another war i reckon
>>211678373richest boomers I know won about 300K on the lottery last year
>>211678360>crazy yellow people walking through my headwhat did he mean by this?
>>211678417What I always found scummy about Golden Balls is that if you found yourself as a contestant up against 3 other contestants (4 players start the show) who had already determined they were going to pick Steal if they made it to the final then you had a mathematically 0% chance of leaving with any money.
Literally nothing you could say or do would change those odds if your fellow contestants had already resolved to pick Steal. So you may as well be completely wasting your time. Yeah you can also pick Steal to make sure they also leave with nothing but objecitvely and empirically NOTHING you can do improves your own odds of leaving with anything but ยฃ0.00 against opponents who refuse to change their minds, essentially making the whole thing a waste of time for you.
>>211678438nothing ever happens
While not explicitly declaring Iraqi culpability in the September 11, 2001, terrorist attacks, administration officials did, at various times, imply a link. In late 2001, Cheney said it was "pretty well confirmed" that attack mastermind Mohamed Atta had met with a senior Iraqi intelligence official. Later, Cheney called Iraq the "geographic base of the terrorists who had us under assault now for many years, but most especially on 9/11."[102]
Steven Kull, director of the Program on International Policy Attitudes (PIPA) at the University of Maryland, observed in March 2003 that "[t]he administration has succeeded in creating a sense that there is some connection [between 11 Sept. and Saddam Hussein]". This was after a New York Times/CBS poll showed that 45% of Americans believed Saddam Hussein was "personally involved" in the 11 September atrocities. As The Christian Science Monitor observed at the time, while "[s]ources knowledgeable about U.S. intelligence say there is no evidence that Saddam played a role in the 11 Sept. attacks, nor that he has been or is currently aiding Al Qaeda. ... the White House appears to be encouraging this false impression, as it seeks to maintain American support for a possible war against Iraq and demonstrate seriousness of purpose to Saddam's regime." The CSM went on to report that, while polling data collected "right after 11 Sept. 2001" showed that only 3 percent mentioned Iraq or Saddam Hussein, attitudes "had been transformed" by January 2003, with a Knight Ridder poll showing that 44% of Americans believed "most" or "some" of the 11 September hijackers were Iraqi citizens.[103]
>>211678445Wealth attracts wealth
What the fuck is โgolden ballsโ :skull: swear down some of you grew up a different timeline
>>211678191none of these are good enough revenge and what if they retaliate
then what
Absolutely hanging for a beer but going to wait for after tea
Gary Glitter is still alive? Wtf
>>211678438on this peaceful planet? never
>>211678452Theres that clip where the guy says I'm picking steal you pick split and well divvy up after the show
Think he ended up going along with it too
Then youve got the woman who pulled the same stunt and took the lot. Bitch.
just wanked out my window
little skirts in this heat
so fucking sexy those legs
>>211678480prisoner's dilemma game show version
I literally solved that show golden balls "split or steal" finale years ago.
Obviously this only applies if you reach the final
>Act as untrustworthy and suspicious as you can, avoiding eye contact and overall acting like you'll steal
>Pick up the split ball
>They pick up their ball (which will be steal unless they have mental retardation or the kindest person on earth and a modern day martyr)
>I simply say "I know for a fact that is the steal ball which I have also picked, if you drop it or you try and switch in any way I will keep my choice and you get nothing
>Ignore anything they say after that
>after they agree to switch balls I copy them and pick up my other ball which will be steal
This gives me the only two desirable options, the first which is 99.99% likely to happen I get all the.money.
The second is the kindest person on earth who was going to split no matter what gets to know the bad person (myself) doesn't get to steal her money and I don't have to have taken the money directly from a kind person as I also get nothing
>>211678516>Then youve got the woman who pulled the same stunt and took the lot. Bitch.so a woman won a game where you have to specifically lie to win and she's bad
>>211677955What will happen is a strong muslim middle class will entrench themselves in positions of power and influence and we'll become some quasi-islamo secular shithole like Turkey. White brits will either be wealthy and live in sanctuary suburbs or will be povvos living in ghettos alongside the poor pakis with constant northern ireland-lite race-based violence.
>>211678529Never heard of it, must have been before my time
Really rocking this norwood 3 just need to lift more
>>211678543Golden Balls was already solved which is why it's not on TV anymore
>>211678543>Obviously this only applies if you reach the finalbut they will know you by then, doesn't really work, the whole point is to build a persona
>>211678543Didn't read your post, I pick Steal, you get nothing.
Well that was a whole lot of nothing. It was basically over before it began.
>>211678581It's not on TV because Jesper Carrott was touching women backstage
>>211678543Rorke telling his mum all this in excruciating detail over their beige TV dinner of potato smilies and fish fingers as she blankly nods her head, ignoring him
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Mass_Appeal
>>211678610Europeans write a bullying letters to a young man keep in mind that they are healthy lol.
>>211678453But it does though I bet some mong said that on sep 10th 2001
>>211677741 (OP)A massive 70 year-old blooming apple obscures much of the sky from my south-facing front door. Still notice the moon through it, though I have to go some distance to appreciate Jupiter, Saturn, Mars in opposition, or the Pleiades as I used to, in other situations.
>>211678616first big LOL of the day
>>211678604I held the line
nothing has ever happened
nothing will ever happen
Iran will wait for tonight or tomorrow night to strike back. They like to put on a light show in the dark so it looks like theyโre actually retaliating.
Happening status: nothing ever
>>211678698That's why I never really worry. WW3? Will never happen. I will in my smelly bedroom until I'm 70 and die and I will never witness anything.
how did two countries get called iraq and iran, and they're right next to each other
just one of those things
>>211678774They already sent 100 of their walmart drones to crash. They'll write a strongly worded letter to the UN Human Rights Committee and forget about it. Iran = the raped
Every time they show an Iranian military official or politician on TV itโs honestly insane how deeply evil they all look LOL
>>211678658I want to see the apple tree
>>211678774>>211678811half the world scrambled their jets within seconds of iran launching their drones to intercept them, obviously planned from the beginning because everyone would like to see a defanged iran
>>211678627feels like a dream place
The boxes on deal or no deal have removable bases and a midget (one on each side) runs through the length of the hollow space within the table on which the boxes sit, swapping the box values via a series of trap doors, as dictated by that particular episode's script.
Naturally, a third midget occupies the space underneath the player podium table and does the same with the player's box. The midgets are supplied with oxygen tanks but there are no toilet facilities within the table tunnels.
Players are instructed to only ever touch or carry the boxes by the sides of the box, never the base. Any player who touches the base is removed from the show, contract voided.
You have to be retarded to be against these strikes on Iran. Just because Israel is doing bad shit in Gaza doesnโt mean theyโre wrong to wipe out Iranโs nuclear programme. Itโs actually based.
>>211678826I think the same whenever I see an Israeli politician on tv
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md5: c1ad5765869309a14a3e8123e80caff4
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"Just a coincidence" -leftypol
Rorke clapping and fist pumping whenever Noel Edmonds issues a scathing put down of the banker
>>211678883Need to wipe out Israel's nuclear programme too.
>>211678893very very lovely and beautiful thank you
does it smell good?
We cum on the poop John Pee
My grandfather and me
Around Nassau town we did roam
Pooing all night
Got into a shite
Well, my arse is so broke up
I want to go home
>>211678898in some gay porn dungeon getting his tiny hole blown to pieces by feral congo men
very good at guessing the banker's offer before he offers it, me
would wager I'm within the top 1% of guessers
>>211678883why cant iran have nukes mate
if Israel is destroying irans nukes why wouldnโt iran just nuke Israel? Isnโt that what Nukes are supposed to be for?
someone explain Iran vs Israel in 4chan terms
Why is Iran not allowed nukes but Israel is?
>>211678974those are god's chosen uranium and or plutonium isotopes
only his chosen people may have those isotopes (in sufficient concentrations)
>>211678978>get all your nukes>hurr why donโt you just use your now destroyed nukes on them?Brilliant logic.
>>211678978They don't have them yet, but Israel is paranoid Iran might retaliate with nuclear weapons when they do their annual unprovoked attack.
>>211679002*>get all your nukes destroyed
>>211678974I donโt want anybody hostile to the West to have nukes
>>211679002I didnโt know they destroyed every single one I thought they would have one or two underground just in case
>>211679060Donโt want to risk Britain or its allies getting nuked
tempted to pay for an ai stylist I just wear tracksuits everyday
>>211679048The reality of nuking a country is that you have to have a top notch delivery system capable of avoiding interception. Hypersonic missiles are a must and require their own team of scientists and engineers to design. Simply having nukes isnโt enough if theyโll just get shot down.
>>211678936It has no noticeable scent even at that phase.
>>211679100Nukes donโt even fucking exist you utter mong
fizzy grapefruit tangerine blood orange peach raspberry limeade
>>211679133Ok but if you shoot them down they are still gonna explode so
>>211679047So why are jews allowed nukes then?
>>211679203Bet you thought Covid was real too
>But dude the government said itโs real so it must be!
fizzy cum grapefruit tangerine poo blood orange bloo peach raspberry piss cum lemon citrus mandarin cum limeade
>>211679210They have them now and thatโs that. No longer feasible to take them off them.
really excellent non-fiction book, this
covers everything from the discovery of the neutron up to the building of the first thermonuclear devices
>>211679210Most Jews are European DNA
Can't believe I'm sharing a forum with zionist sympathisers who are hell bent on destroying the white race
Ukraine gave up their nuclear weapons
we just don't know how that will play out for them, whether it will be good or bad. We just don't know.
>>211679243>>211679247Get out of my country you desert dwelling rats, and kys
>>211679257Morning Rasheed x
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md5: 5d7c6d0203db511512bf8ae4b3c14f51
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>>211679100why would they do that
a berg flap tab
or
babel frat gap
>>211679272Well they got infested with CIA and mossad operatives in return, soo I'd say no good
>>211679272More proof they donโt exist. We have nuclear weapons which are supposed to be the greatest defence ever made for any country but hey letโs just give them up. The whole point of โnuclear weaponsโ is so no other country can fuck with you or tell you what to do lmao
>>211679244interesting how the neutron just sits there doing nothing but make isotopes. Like none of the quantum mechanics pioneers had any clue it would exist they were all concerned with positrons and antiprotons and stuff
>>211679244Does it have loads of pictures?
>>211679317get the fizzy drinks posted
>>211679353I can't do more than one per thread
>>211678698hate basketball Americans
>>211679244It's biased in that it doesn't say how God made it all
>>211679308have to admit that I completely bodied you aha x
>>211679293this will be me and i will be completely serious when i say it
>>211679272Ukraine couldn't use those nukes anyway, they were entirely controlled by Russia so would have been of no use anyway
I'm earning more in monthly sales commission in insurance than I was earning in yearly bonuses in banking
I got a paltry ยฃ500 annual bonus in banking a few years ago and I'm getting ยฃ712 in sales just for last month
on top of the base salary, and taxed of course
the cronem are getting their waves done x
>>211679325i recommend you read the testimonies from the survivors of Hiroshima and Nagasaki if you truly donโt believe nuclear bombs exist.
Had some spicy Korean chicken last night and my arsehole was burning this morning
>>211679394why were you getting such low bonuses in banking?
Breakin' rocks in the hot sun
I fought the ZOG and the ZOG won
I fought the ZOG and the ZOG won
>>211679415Those were atomic bombs, not nuclear
>>211679415>i recommend you read the testimonies of liars
>>211679352It's been years since I've read it but I think it might have some pictures in the middle but you'll be more interested in the story once you get into it.
>>211679325ofcom planted troll
>>211679415No thanks. Nukes are propaganda. Literally fear porn. The people who control the world know that there is a benefit to having people believe such a thing exist for many reasons. What makes you think that the bombs released there were really nukes? Why cant they just be massive bombs that cause a lot of damage but they dont cause atoms to split or leave by radiation. If they truely exist then the use of one with destroy the entire world. Because they are said to create a domino effect. They split one atom that break into peices smashing into other atoms forcing them to split and the process continues. Obviously if these were true nothing would stop that affect until there is nothing to affect. Meaning the end of all matter. These โnukesโ are completely bs and theyre used to make you give up your freedoms for protection. Congrats though you fell for propaganda it happens to everyone
Hmmm, what should we call this gambling place where all the LADS are going to go BROKE betting on football at?
the carpet crawlers heed their callers
>>211679464Information Research Department agent
>>211679454Fucking explain it then retard if you had nukes why on earth would you ever give them up there is literally no reason which makes sense to do this EVER
>>211679084looool you lot getting done in by a gif!!!!!!!!
>>211679469me watching Series 1 Episode 5 of Nu-Who
replacing my lower body with tank treads
>>211679480The company was founded by Messrs. Schwind and Pennington in 1886, as commission agents for horses trained at Ladbroke Hall in Warwickshire. The name Ladbrokes was adopted in 1902, when Arthur Bendir joined the partnership, and operations were moved to London.[2]
>>211679534alri wikipaedo
>>211679489Try and refute anything I said you canโt
Instead of making drones- in war laws completely illegal, completely- youโre doing heresies again. Instead of making defence to not have any single drone of any sort which is foreign be able to enter bordersโฆ you are doing your own which will do what?
You think we scared little buba-shwab-ruble-cockroaches? Huhโฆ Iโm gonna go with the banks in the depths, and we gonna make all oil, ruble-beloruble, idk-whatโฆ literally fucking worth one penny. Itโs called inflation, and be ready for it.
Be ready, because one dinar in Arabic lands which donโt give a fuck about you infidels- is more wealth than all rubles in the world.
>>211679522Me watching Genesis of the Daleks
>>211679244One of my favorite subjects. There's something kind of eerie about how compact and efficient modern thermonuclear warheads are now: A 200 kiloton one could be tucked away in a corner of one of my closets, but could destroy an entire city if detonated at the right altitude.
what if you haven't been born yet
My gf is self-employed and absolutely mogs me in terms of earnings. I earn ยฃ32k a year in my little office job and she is probably getting close to ยฃ70k. She always gets me little treats, like the other week she randomly bought me an Apple Watch. I feel like a sugar baby.
>>211679562took the words right out my mouth mate
>>211679635You donโt have a girlfriend give it a rest mate
>>211679635Forfeit your testicles.
was really hoping this iran business would amount to somthing but its another total nothingburger
>>211679464not all atoms are the same
>>211679635you got sleepy eyes
>>211679635hope she cheats on you with a bbc
in love with a chinese lesbian all i can do is continue drawing her favourite lesbian ships so she can fawn over them
>>211679656Weirdly dont find it emasculating at all even though I thought I would if it ever happened to me. It does help that I did pay for pretty much everything for two years while she was doing her masters and after she left uni.
>>211679683Yeah sheโs a good girl
>>211679691What does that mean?
>>211679704I hope she doesnโt!
>>211679685can tell thats trannycore just from the pic
>>211679422Wasn't executive level, just customer facing business banking role, and it was my first job so I was getting used to things. I'm not being paid fairly though, I save the company upwards of ยฃ3,000,000 a year
>>211679619We need to go smaller.
>>211679464>They split one atom that break into peices smashing into other atoms forcing them to split and the process continues. Obviously if these were true nothing would stop that affect until there is nothing to affectYou are actually retarded
Protip: there's a reason you have to use uranium or plutonium in nuclear bombs
anyone else let out continuous little pssss gas farts that make no sound but end up stinking the whole house?
>>211679795Retard lmao, never heard of a hydrogen bomb?
Forest service quietly selling off 3 million acres of public land while the masses worry about stupid shit
>>211679723what sort of self empoyed work is it? food? art?
how do I avoid disturbing people woth my blue eyes?
captcha: ey ngr
allison Hammond seems like such a laugh
Wish she was my mate
>>211679828shit like that happens all the time
the gov can do literally anything they want here as long as the hecking soccer is on - no one cares
>>211679838rub them with poo
>>211679833Consulting in a fairly niche sector I guess is how I would describe it.
>>211679827Fusion reactions in h-bombs need a small fission reaction first to generate the necessary energy to overcome nuclear forces and actually fuse the hydrogen atoms. Fusion reactions in a bomb aren't self sustaining, and in a fission bomb they only last as long as the fissile material does
the "good dude" comment made me wanna clobber him to death
>>211679838Wtf my blue eyes are literally all Iโve got I thought women especially non white women loved them?
>>211679755The smallest nuke ever devised was the Davy Crockett, about the size of a watermelon. It was meant to be used on the battlefield, but had a yield of "only" about a kiloton or so.
>>211679865what's the sector ?
>>211679874Sounds like bollox to me
>>211679880so rorke, this is that white race you want to save eh?
>>211679885pussy nuke, i could take that on the chin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=accNkMdIdo4
>>211679838will be breeded out within 20 years
>>211679900>I failed GCSE physics
howling @ all these poos who genuinely believe that guy jumped out of the plane before it crashed loooool
got to sing the alphabet song in my head when i have to remember where a letter is
>>211679926FOI
no such thing, it's science
>>211679890Doxxable info Iโm afraid because if you google โconsultantโ + [name of sector] her LinkedIn shows up on the first page lol
>>211679880unfathomably grim why would you admit to this publicly
>>211679935that's what i would do tbf
>>211679956because the guy makes bait videos all the time, it isn't real
>>211679935He just jumped up right before it hit the ground. Simple.
>>211679938If you weren't a mong you could take biology, chemistry and physics as individual GCSEs
Thanks for confirming you were a bottom set window licker and only got offered core science
>>211679838Here's my advice which is 100% legit and trustworthy.
Don't take what women say seriously. What come from their mouths are same as birds' charpings(not worth thinking about the meanings).
Weird how incels think all poly people are ugly. I was in a poly relationship at uni and all of us were conventionally attractive, it was my girlfriend at the time and she was easily a 9. We didnโt really advertise it publicly because when you do you get loads of freaks come out of the woodwork trying for a shag. We just had a private Tinder where we showed only our bodies and we screened for the best matches (I.e. most attractive).
you lot seen b&b's new videos in china
what we thinking then, he on xi's payroll?
>>211679907Imagine 1000 tons of TNT, or for that matter any high explosive. Offhand I wonder how much goes into a typical cask shot in a big open pit mine.
>>211679988not possible for me, did my gcses in 2005
i'm not that guy btw was only joking about FOI
>>211679885Dunno if you've seen it but
>>211679755 is from HunterXHunter. Context is that a new humanoid species had evolved that were becoming so strong as to be a threat to humanity. The man pictured, probably the strongest human alive at the time, fought and lost to the villain. His parting words were that this creature had no idea what humans were actually capable of, then he detonated a thermonuclear bomb that had been embedded in his body. Not an anime beamspam Kamehameha either, but an actual hydrogen bomb lol.
>>211680083wow that's fascinating tell me more
>>211680052So you got breakfast on while the mrs was getting a good seeing to upstairs
Sausage and egg cob for me pal, bit of brown sauce
my middle aged gay coworker went to a pub lunch and came back into work at 5 litterally blackout, spewed on the floor then I had to bundle him into an uber home where he probably spewed on the way and had to get shoved out by the driver at the end
father's day this sunday
you do have a father right
>>211680154Just typical pom things mate.
Get the forests paved and the mountains strip mined. Get the biomass housed
>>211680074Hope u got a wife and kids now then you old bastard
left or right?
https://i.4cdn.org/pol/1749807125273197.webm
>>211680190I sent him a 3 quid moonpig card, I dunno what more you want from me
>>211680131Yeah and sometimes I was the one shagging, other times we had 3somes etc
get the $30 trillion in oil in british waters undrilled and left alone so the economy continues to be dashed against the rocks rather than skyrocketing to saudi-tier paradise
>>211679994actually birds are very intelligent and their vocalisations carry important information (very unlike women)
>>211680261the british government ever doing a single thing to benefit british people? loool no chance
village sports day today laddys get active
>>211680212Isengard was actually a much needed social housing project.
sharted from my bottom, now it stink,
sharted from my bottom, now my old jeans fucking stink,
sharted from my bottom, now it stink,
sharted from my bottom, now my old jeans fucking stink
>>211680190haven't seen mine in 17 years because he's hiding from his debts, including to my mum for child maintenance (apparently with interest he owes her ยฃ148k)
I'm 34 this year lmao
>>211680296kendricks remix
>>211679940can you give something equivalent then? like if she was a consultant in horse breeding you could say elephant breeding?
>>211680242before and after
timmy eating tyron's leftover spunk
>>211680319Itโs for a type of sport
>consultant in elephant breeding
me after a night out
no porn on /brit/ today, lads. im going wank free
lads the captcha says "MOT GG" and my MOT is due next month
is my car gonna be alright?
>>211680355you sneak into zoos and fuck elephants? is that what you're implying?
>>211680370ยฃ470 for me last year. Know for a fact it will fail this year too
also the engine warning light comes on sometimes now but if I purposefully stall the car then it turns off so I'll just do that before the test and they won't know
>>211680370Captcha is a Leeds United supporter
>>211680477Dogshit
Early
Yank
thanks janny you fucking inconsistent psychotic jackass
>>211680490stfu
>>211680006a fellow retard
do arsenal fans still call themselves gooners
>>211680594no thanks you retard freak
>>211680154I drove to work cross-eyed drunk once, and it didn't make much difference in terms of how I functioned. I imagine the difference is how well-rested you are before.
In what universe is Israel supposed to let Iran have nukes lol
>Be in the middle east surrounded by Muslims who want you wiped the fuck out and constantly attack and letting one of them get a nuke to obviously nuke you
>>211680271Thank you very much for the info. I apologize for grouping birds together with women.